Delayed Realization of Mires

>Me
>In the train to University with headphones
>Qt3.14 sit in front of me
>I don't give her much attention
>Almost arrived, I stand up, pack my shit
>She gives me a piece of paper without a word
>I open it up, there's a number on it
>I thought she picked it up on the ground thinking it was mine
>I look at her, blank eyes
>"Nah it's not mine, sorry"
>I threw it in the trash in front of her
>Two hours later, on the toilet
>Realisation
>What an autismo I was...

>>37366265
Kek

>>37366265
old but still funny

highschool

>>37366319
looking back I was fairly good looking in high school, and 6'4" nonetheless. I should've been in better shape though, was borderline hungry skeltal. Didn't realize girls were hitting on me because my massive autism prioritized playing stalker or whatever.

>>37366097
>Times girls were miring you, or trying to flirt, and you didn't realize

literally everytime a woman does that

>>37366265
ALPHA
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Not a mirin session as such but it happened.

>be me
>not you
>hanging with some brehs and jailb7
>she just passed driving test
>give some of us a lift home
>drop people off until it's me and the qtma+2(t)
>arrive at my house
>she turns the engine off and looks at me
>I thank her for the lift home
>she moves her head a little closer
>puts her hand on my hand
>tell her she missed the seatbelt
>I laugh, undo my seatbelt and get out
>get inside, sit for a shit and realise

>talk about lifting with some bros
>a grill overhears and comes up to me
>"you could come over sometime and lift me"
>haha, yeah I quess it would be appropriate to work on my form with lighter weight
>turn back to my bros

>>37366429
>lighter weight
Savage

>>37366429
kek 10/10

There's this 8/10 qt 3.14 who used to sit next to me in History class. She'd always smile and nervously look around whenever I'd glance at her for even a second.I never understood this. Does this mean she actually LIKED me?

This other girl used to always smile and touch my shoulder when she was talking to me. No one else. Just me. Actually, she was kind of a bitch to everyone else. Is this...flirting?

Yes, I really am completely socially autistic. I have no clue. Spent way too many years playing vidya and working out instead of interacting with girls (or anyone else).

>>37366471

>bitch to everyone else

don't bother or just fuck

>>37366471
Next time you see her, get your floppy out and see how she reacts. It's the only way to tell, girls are subtle until there's a dick touching them

The majority of people who say they did not notice that a girl was flirting with them are frightened pussies who didn't make a move because they didn't have the balls, and they're kidding themselves by saying that they didn't notice.

I know that because one of those frightened pussies is me.

>>37366471
>She'd always smile and nervously look around whenever I'd glance at her for even a second

She's silently praying that the weird creep will stop leering at her

>>37366505
>projecting this hard
kek

>>37366514
Kek

>>37366514
That actually was my initial assumption. So I eventually just stopped making eye contact completely (which I do anyway with most people). After a few days of ignoring her, she'd go out of her way to initiate conversation with me. But never in what I thought of as a flirtatious way. Just like "Hey anon, I like your Frosty the Snowman pencil eraser."

"Th-thanks" I responded.

Yeah, I avoided the typical autistic response of "Y-you too!" Kind of proud of that.

>drunk making out with girl in car
>she drags me on to her in front seat.
>awkward so she drags me to the back
>lays on top of me for whats seems like forever
>tells me shes wearing a thong. Ohthatsnice.jpg
>so sleepy.. Not thinking straight
>next morning realize what i missed out on

Was this guy missing out on a mire or attempt to flirt, as everyone insists?

>>37348599

Because I'd be furious and indignant in that spot too, but I'm admittedly a member of team /autism/.

How does /fit/ handle mires?

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>after taking some retarded test to be accepted into college
>a qt starts telling me she knows me from somewhere
>im a neet with no car, never leave the house, waiting for mom which is why i was still there
>impossible for her to know me really
>just do yes no answers
> she leaves because i was autistic as fuck

realize this a good 4 years after

>>37366265
>be grill
>see anon after months
>anon has put on a good body
>I'm hungry
>write my number down and give it to him
>he'll give me a call and then I'll have free dinner thanks to him
>anon looks at the paper
>mutters something and tosses it in the trash
>didn't get my dinner
>ALL MEN ARE PIGS

>be 14, move to new city, new school, miss my friends, miss my old karate school, old guitar teacher
>two dudes try to rob me of my watch in school locker room second day, defend myself, get lost on the subway going home, its cold as fuck, never even seen snow in my life till now
>having a really bad week but this cute latina is being really nice to me. Smiles and waves in the hall, stops to talk, slips notes in my locker calls me sometimes just to talk
>getting on the train after school, she finds me and asks where Im going. Tell her Im going to a Guitar Center and a Sam Ashe see how much they charge for lessons. She offers to come along, I tell her shebetter not, its hailing and she should go home rather than staying out getting sick
>month into new school, get call from frends back home. One of my old bros has died. He got hit my a car coming from the park at night. Go back for funeral ajd spend a few days
>return to NY, depressed. Frend dead, feel even moreisolated in new city
>months pass b-day in Nov, dont tell anyone at school, x-mas comes, miss all my bros even more
>by the time i was settled in, comfortable in school, found a ood karate class and some people to play music with cute latina had moved on
>spent like 6 months as a dpressed sad sack and never noticd this cute girl was into me

>>37366319
this lmao, there were multiple times where girls liked me. but i didn't realize until years later... a few of them even told me they used to like me in HS

these bitches need to stop beating around the bush

>>37366416
Shit wit is best wit

>>37367445
>these bitches need to stop beating around the bush
maybe you should start beating around their bush

>>37366505
>>37366529
I think it's a mix of both in most cases. You just doubt yourself initially, because you're a pussy.

>>37366346
Arnold?

>always flirted lightly with friend's younger sister in high school and when I saw her when visiting from college
>fastforward to her freshman year of college and my senior year
>have a meeting in the town of her college
>mention that i'll be in town and ask if she wants to grab dinner
>emphatically says yes
>pick her up
>go to some restaurant
>chatting about random things
>she keeps mentioning her roommate is gone for some reason
>disregard it
>continue chatting
>she mentions it again a couple times
>driving her back
>she tells, again, that her roommate is gone for the semester
>mentions that she's lonely at night
>wonder why she thinks about her roommate so much
>decide to cheer her up with a joke
>suggest she build a scarecrow or buy a mannequin and put it in her roommate's bed
>laugh at my own joke
>drop her off
>drive home

At house party this weekend.
A distant friend of a friend comes up
>"So anon, how's the gym going?"
>Long talk about recent change in diet, intensity of the cut, changes in cardio
>Finish with "I want to build more but am still working on losing this gut."
>"I don't see a gut anon, all I see is muscles!"
>She smiles

I forgot to try to discern if she was interested or just friendly. My first thought was that she was probably a liar and that she was possibly making fun.
My autism felt bitter.

This actually was my life. i grew up with low self esteem and didnt get a gf untill some 5/10 outright asked me in seventh grade. Looking back at old yearbooks i saw attractive girls phone numbers tht i never once used.. even now im only on gf #3 in my twenties, i fucked up baad :/

>>37367700
Middle school? That's not particularly late to have a girlfriend.

>>37367700
Nigger fuck off. I'm 18 and I've only kissed one girl when I was drunk off my ass

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>be yesterday
>in walmart, pasta isle
>looking for wholegrain pasta, zone out for a bit
>turn to my right and see girl
>we make eye contact and she gasped while covering her mouth
>she made a 180 degree turn around and walked off
>I walked off and passed her

My qt female dentist told me I had a strong tongue

>>37367945
did you ask if she wanted the old lickeroo?

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>first year of University
>Haven't hit growth spurt yet
>Still 5'7" or 5'8"
>Meet this 6'3" volleyball chick and she starts chatting me
>Talk about fantasy books, movies, etc
>Exchange numbers and text
>Talk more about books and stuff
>Start bantering and telling jokes
>Eventually some get kind of dirty
>Don't think much of it other than that I dislike them because they are low-brow
>Shift conversation back to books
>"Yeah, I could get behind author X taking the story in this direction"
>"I wouldn't mind you getting behind me and giving me direction"
>"Sure, do you have a draft or something to work with?"
>She thinks I'm bantering
>"Come over and we'll make one"
>"That's a lot of writing to just do. How about tomorrow? It's late"

>>37367990
No I pretended to not hear her

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Wew lads here's a few

>be me
>cutting from builtfat mode
>send grill pic of body on snap, first time
>no response
>few days later, "Oh anon are you at the library"
>No why
>"there's this muscular long haired guy, thought it was you sorry"
>I actually reply: damn I got competition, I'll train harder
>autism.jpg

Same grill again, like 6 months later

>Tell grill about plans to be a dancer
>"anon you can practice on me and my roommate"
>Sure, when I'm ready for my choreography
>8 months later still not ready

Safe to say I fugged shit up hard with said grill

Finally can contribute

>be me, 20
>just went shopping, on my way back home
>casually walk past girl
>2 seconds after, hear strange sound behind me in the distance
>hold up, turn around trying to locate said sound
>at the same time, girl turns around as well
>lock eyes with her for about 5 seconds
>think "whats this bitch doing?"
>realize sound is gone, turn around and walk away like nothing happened

I felt so confused during that incident but thinking back it feels like a trashy movie scene.

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>>37368014
>And, I had an Amazon fetish

>>37368066
She probably thinks you farted

>>37368114
What does the number one online retailer have to do with women

>>37366097
>texting this chick
>usually tells me about her day and random gossip that I don't care about
>one day asks me if I have any fantasies.. tell her I don't
>Tells me she has fantasies of being overpowered and raped, and about taking two guys at once
>started asking her how this ties in with her views on feminism (strong feminist)...
>stops talking to me
>3 years later and I suddenly realize RIGHT NOW after reading this thread

Btw she still posts feminist rants about being scared of being raped on tumblr because of society or whatever.

I've had so many women tell me later that they were into me and didn't get why I didn't return the attention. I've even been given phone numbers and stuff, and didn't get it.

I just assume no one will ever love me is all, yay for abusive parents growing up :/.

>>37367614
"Long talk about recent change in diet, intensity of the cut, changes in cardio"
So you bore her to death?

>>37368351
The point is that she stuck around and still was complimentary after I no doubt did bore her.

>>37368066
What is it one of those camera sound effects phones have sometimes?

>>37368350
Do not reject love because your parents rejected your love.

I know the feels bro. My mother used to finger my butthole. And my father beat me for years after I told him for being a liar.

But I have accepted love now... Basically the first time I ever "NOTICED" this stuff happening (or, accepted to myself that I noticed and believed it, then acted upon it) is when it all changed for me. You just have to take the leap into being confident that people can and will show love to you.

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>be at work
>qt 3.14 hovers around me at work
>starts conversation
>tells me I'm a pro at blah blah
>jealous of my skill
>maybe I should teach her my 'moves'
>laughed at my dumb jokes
>smiled at me alot
>mfw

>new girl at work
>introduce myself, strong eye contact
>immediately get those "fuck me right now eyes"
>have girlfriend
>she comes over for a party
>gives me those eyes all night
>try to push her out of my mind
>eyes at work all the time
>constantly ignore
>get new job
>mfw could've had a side chick or 3-way

I can still feel those eyes burning into my soul. It feels so fucking good. God damn it I'll never see her again.

>>37368314
>fantasizes about being raped
>"ALL MEN ARE RAPIST PIGS"
You avoided the bullet, not missed a chance, brah.

>>37366265
She was just as autismo. She didn't even say anything.

>>37367190
Kek

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>>37368488
>She was just as autismo. She didn't even say anything.
I agree with this. Girls need to be called out on their own autism.

>>37367568
holy shit

>girl in my class in highschool
>asks if i want to go to lunch
>I drive
>embarrassed for whatever reason
>go to wendys
>not the wendys right next to the school
>the one three times as far
>because I'm afraid someone will see me
>very uncomfortable at lunch
>keep checking my phone
>she never talks to me again

I was pretty autismo until I was 22 or so, it's gotten much better but it's something I still work on.

>Feshman year of college
>waiting before class
>qt redhead always tries talking to me
>don't talk to her much because I was heavily into blonde oneitis and I was a huge jackass
>oneitis isn't really interested but I clearly didn't realize
>2 years later epiphanize what happened
>try to reconnect with redhead
>she has a bf
>drown my sorrows in alcohol
>go to bed with a 5/10 party slut, glad my drunk self realized I should not bang and only played crotch dj with her
>absolutely miserable

>At coffee place alone, reading a book
>8/10 redhead comes up and stands at my table
>"Hey, I noticed you sitting alone, is this seat free" and smiles at me
>"Yeah, I generally come here by myself to read, you can take the seat if you need it"
>she frowns, takes seat back to her table
>2 empty chairs there already
>sits there alone looking upset having some kind of tea or something for half an hour before leaving
>I assumed it was because her friends stood her up
>waitress said she was pissed that I blew her off
>Wut?

>>37367445
Tbh I think it's more of guys not realizing when girls are interested

>>37368690
>waitress pissed that a guy rejected a girl

I can't imagine it the other way around... A waiter being pissed at some girl for rejecting a guy that cold approached her.

>>37366505
I definitely notice in the moment but make the conscious decision to act oblivious to it. I'm not completely socially retarded though so I won't shut it down or ignore them and I'll still carry on the conversation and be friendly until I can find an opportunity to leave. I'm actually pretty charismatic and apparently have a decent face so people are often nice to me so I just rationalise it as them being polite and not actually wanting the d

>>37368754
You fucking autist. Reread that shit AGAIN. REREAD IT BITCH.
>fuckin hate your kind

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>go to the latest Avengers movie on the opening day, alone
>the cinema's half-empty because it's the middle of the day
>find my seat, open up the iced green tea and popcorn, get comfy
>a 8/10 girl in her late 20s / early 30s sits right next to me, even though the entire row was empty
>think it's because she didn't notice me or something
>try to say something like "hey, I'mma move away so it's comfortable", end up mumbling it
>try to get up while holding popcorn, forget about the opened tea, it falls on the ground while splashing on my pants
>pick my shit up and move not one but two seats to the left
>the view is now ruined, I specifically bought the center tickets
>the movie ended up being shit too

>>37368915
Shut up you spergy faggot it could obviously be taken that the waitress was mad rather than explaining the grill was mad.

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>>37368690
>I assumed it was because her friends stood her up
>waitress said she was pissed that I blew her off
Typical attitude of female entitlement: "I exist, therefore this man is required to pay attention to me and indulge my narcissistic needs." Ironically, this is of course the kind of shit third-wave feminists won't shut the everloving fuck up about when a male does the same.

>>37368754
The waiter wasn't pissed; she was just sharing that the other chick was. You were confused by the contextually ambiguous use of pronouns by greentext anon. Having said that, you're right that a male waiter would almost never be angry at a woman for rejecting a man. Men understand what it's like to strike out. Men also have a tendency to actually fault themselves rather than other people after being rejected. Again, this is anathema to women. Women seem to suffer from being self absorbed to the point of autism rather than oblivious to the point of autism.

>>37368176
Simple and effective
(Also my sides )

>>37368915
Ohhhhh. Yeah I see now.

I'm sorry that you hate people who speak multiple languages though. We're sorry for communicating with your kind :(

They aren't even looking at him. Just one or two.

>>37367568
Topkek

>>37366600
you missed out on drunk sloppy fuck, literally nothing worthy

>>37368445
>My mother used to finger my butthole.
So fucking hot.

Post pics of your mom

>>37366097
>18 y/o in a club dancing
>girl across the dance floor keeps looking at me
>every time I peak in her direction she's looking at me
>she smiles at me and waves at me
>she must be flirting with a dude behind me I should buy another beer

>>37368014
S-so did the growth spurt happen?

>>37368452
Fuck this reminds me of a series of events from years ago I didn't even realize it until now.

>dated busty asian chick throughout college
>she was friends and then roommates with this thin eastern euro chick

>gf and friend have a contest to see who can turn me on first

>we're all watching a movie in gf's bed
>gf suggests we all just spend the night together because it's "easier"
>go to sleep in between them without anything happening

>gf always had her friend sit in my lap and bounce up and down and would always take pictures of me and her together

>morning, half asleep, pretending to be completely asleep
>gf's friend comes into gf's room
>comments that i look attractive when i'm asleep
>"wake up" shortly after
>gf then casually undoes friend's robe exposing friend's breasts to me and friend is completely comfortable with it

Am I an idiot, /fit/? I never figured this out before today.

>>37366869
you, my friend, are lost cause... sorry...

>>37369202 here

>>37367568 was me too btw

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>tfw get hit on so much that I'm jaded and numb to it
>tfw no girlfriend because all women are whores

Girls are such pigs. I just want to find a girl with a good personality that is sexy as fuck also that hasn't had 1000 dicks.

If they're easy enough to get a 1 night stand they're trash.

>>37369185
Yeah. My whole family is late bloomers.

I'm 22 and just hit 6'0"

>>37368957
in your pic related the woman is talking about the poster thing on the wall in the background

>>37368544
>>37369131
I actually didn't even figure out what had really happened until I told a friend about that night.

>>37368544
>>37367568

>>37369131
>>37369220
This was an old greentext
Anything remotely funny is a repost

>>37369287
It is a repost, but it's of my own post. Unsurprisingly, I spend a lot of my time on /fit/, been here since 2008.

>>37368777
I think it's a combination of this and feeling unworthy of the attention. Growing up it was always the other guys who were surrounded by the girls and got all the attention while you were the loner in the corner. So now when a female does show attention, you automatically assume they are just being nice

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>>37366429
>turn back to my bros
SAVAGE AF
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>>37369248
That's beautiful anon

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>>37366429
>not taking it the other way and saying hopefully you can work up to lifting her weight

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A lot of girls at work are starting to mire me ever since I got skinny, specially the younger girls but never really made much of it because I got used to being ignored by girls all the time.

This one young girl says she's into skinny bony guys and she's always feeling my collar bones and shoulders. mfw

>>37368940

this is more autismo than mirin

>>37366505
i agree with the other anon, it's a combination of being a pussy and simply not knowing
> this bitch flirting with me?
>Na this bitch ain't flirting, I'm too ugly
>get home and take a deuce, o shit ñaga this bitch was flirting with me

>>37369436
I still need a refill on tea btw

>be me
>coworker asks me for a ride to work one day, gives me her number
>feel a little awkward because we don't really talk that much
>really don't feel like going out of my way to pick her up, but I'm not that much of an asshole to make up an excuse after I already said I'd pick her up
>during the drive we're making small talk and she asks me if I like coffee
>my autism makes me hate people who drink coffee every morning like they need it as some sort if life elixer, like my father
>let out a loud, bordering offensive and disgusted "NOPE"
>wonder why she was quiet for the rest of the drive and didn't want a ride home
>realize later what actually was going on
>i'm an unintentional asshole

>>37366579
Your are denser than the average anime protag.

Congratulations

>this chick heard I write shit good
>asks me to help her with a school thing
>write shit good for her
>she gets the highest grade in the class for the assignment
>she internet chats with me to thank me
>says she noticed I work out, and that she could massage my muscles post-workout as a reward
>say I'd like that
>she comes over and sucks my dick

Guess I'm not a sperg like you fags, huh?

>>37369436
>tfw skinny and i always get rejected because girls around here prefer big guys even if fat
I'm probably just ugly

>>37369602
>"anon, do you drink coffee? :)"
>"What the fuck is wrong with you? No."
No, you're just autistic.

>>37369602
good, bitch was probably using you for a ride

i think nothing posted here can match my autism but i'm a guy who pussied out of certain fuck for most retarded reasons. tried to solve the problem with booze. didn't help. now i'm all good but this is bringing me most unpleasant flashbacks

>>37366804
newfag here. i usually say nothing because i am polite to everyone, and so expect everyone else to just be nice and have common courtesy. to everyone. even the touchy feely ones that grope me, and the ones that will jokingly say 'i love you' (yeah, no im not 30 years old, ik)

>>37369779
>newfag here
stopped reading

>>37369311
That makes sense. I moved around a lot as a kid and have always been awful at keeping in touch with past friends, and I've developed a habit of coming into social situations comfortable making good first impressions while being totally uncomfortable building on that foundation towards a lasting relationship or connection because I anticipate it ending from the moment it starts. I feel like I'm good at being "friendly" but I'm a terrible "friend" and I think it really throws people for a loop.

An important step to becoming happy is coming to terms with the fact that it's okay to allow yourself to actually be happy in the first place

I understand that when I write it down but it's a lot harder to put into practice

>be in college
>have serious one-itis for this one chick
>go on school retreat
>evening, people getting their drink on
>one-itis's girlfriend tells me she gives good blowjobs
>says she'll introduce me to one-itis girl
>get excited, drink too much, go to bed and puke

Coulda had a threesome that night, fuck you wodka-red bull.

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>>37369602
qeq

>>37369814
lol that's so me. always turning down girls for some retarded bullshit with buddies. even got few girls suspicious of me being gay for idgaf one of them twice. guess i'm not comfortable with fucking girls from my social circle

>>37366097
I try not to think about some of instances of autism in past.. I was really oblivious to the fact that girls liked me in HS.. but I was an autistic bookworm who wouldn't get a hint until a girl would strip naked in front of me and slowly explain that she wants my dick inside her, which of course never happened.

> at some indie band concert, friend (girl), asks if she could lean on me, because she's tired.
> I let her
>she grabs my arm and really presses into me, I could feel how hot she was and heat radiating from her.
> she asks she had enough of the concert, and I'd like to come with her.
>I'm: naw, the band is about to play my favourite track.
>she stands there for a bit, slowly let's go of me and walks away. Doesn't talk to me anymore.

10 years later, it hits me..

>>37369923
>bitch tries taking you from your favorite band
>you stand your ground
ALFALFA
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>>37369244
Have you considered fucking one of your bros? It's much easier man.

>At party
>Chillin with bros, drinking and just having a nice time
>Landwhale comes up to me and starts talking to myself and friends
>Don't think much of it
>She tells me to add her on Facebook, I say I don't really use it
>Keeps insisting. Annoyed I pull out my phone and find her, and add her.
>"There, you're my Facebook friend now" I say
>"Maybe we can be more than Facebook friends" she replies
>What, like Myspace friends? I use that even less now."

Never realized she was hitting on me until much later, but she was short and really big, so I'm not complaining.

>>37369244
>>37370056
This dude has the right idea. Fuck a bro in the ass, swap protein shakes. Whatever it takes, CMON!

>>37367208
Fuck moving away when young, man.

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>>37369655
dubs confirm you're just ugly

>>37366097
>Times girls were miring you, or trying to flirt, and you didn't realize it until like six months later.
This is the story of my life.

>junior college
>finals week coming up
>study with my lab partner
>8/10 qt girl that looks like waifu material in the Chinese cartoons you people watch
>she's a good study buddy, always joking, flirting, bantering, all around good company
>so we finish exams and celebrate together over some wine at her place
>we're talking to each other on her bed and she keeps touching me
>she's really keeping herself close to me, feeling up my arms and back
>our conversation is running out and she asks, "What are you going to do now?"
>"I dunno..."
>"What are you going to do now?"
>"I guess I'll go back home now."
>"You don't have to. You can stay over."
>starts cuddling up with me
>"Nah, I don't want to be all up in your business. See you later."
>she looks at me with disappointment
>we don't keep in touch ever since
>6 months later I realize how retarded I am

>>37367945
do you even lick?

>>37366097
Love how black girls openly crave bwc while niggers cry in the corner jerking their baby dicks to Jewish porn.

>>37368014
>Don't think much of it other than that I dislike them because they are low-brow
God you are such a cunt

>>37366505
I disagree, there were times when I was younger where I was pretty damn dense.

>>37369808
I feel the same way as you in that i'm socially competant, i can take care of myself in most social situations easily (my problems usually come with women), but i struggle when it comes to developing actual meaningful relationships.

It's probably because i never really had any actual freinds growing up, like there were times where we would get kinda close then we would have a falling out or just stop talking for one reason or another. And with girls i just never really bothered with them, while guys my age were going to parties and pulling or getting into relationships, i'd spend most of my days playing vidya. I just assumed that if girls were interested they would make it known.

>An important step to becoming happy is coming to terms with the fact that it's okay to allow yourself to actually be happy in the first place
This is true, for me it's accepting that the past is the past and that i'm not the same person anymore.

>>37370220
Dude.......

>>37370303
>Tfw cornbread nerd autist with hardcore jungle fever
>can slay it with ease since they somehow seem to enjoy my strange and autistic company
>grew up around whites Jews and Asians
>guess I got it from an ancestor who owned slaves(confirmed)

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>>37370372
I know

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>>37370220
What in the actual fuck, anon. Were you high?

>>37368957
Back to /r9k/ we go!

>>37368553
Same, I didn't grow out of Autismo mode until I was 25.

No joke had a girl add me on facebook on a version of "tinder" (around 2008 where all those apps were around). She added me on facebook, talked to me in conversations, even switched her major to mine, and I was still full autismo so none of that added up to me until one day I turned 25 and I was like "HOLY SHIT, SHE WAS INTO ME". And I honestly had no idea at the time, that's how bad my autism was. I think it's because I never dated anyone in high school.

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>>37369244
Are you me?

>>37369750
Did something similar bro don't sweat. Slightly less autism though
>get drunk at bbq
>end up going to some parties with a group of people
>one girl I sort of want to fuck there
>we cop off and she ends up in my bed
>only fingerbanged (Yay I touched a vag) and got shit head/handy
>hits me up a week later saying she's alone bored at home and I should come round
>lie and say I'm out of town
>have ignored her for about a month plus because exams and being a general pussy

How do I fucking explain myself here? I will not be able to avoid her forever

>>37368445
>My mother used to finger my butthole
Why the hell?

>>37369632
>doing other people's homework
nah you're just a pushover

>>37370778
I literally whip out pages of shit like that in minutes.

>high school
>like a blonde bimbo in my class and sometimes caught her looking at me
>when we sat next to each other in math she constantly asked me stuff and even continued asking questions after I helped her
>never met her outside of school and rarely had conversations with her outside of math class
>a buddy of mine befriends her and asks her if she likes me
>tells me she said no
>fucking dying inside and feeling like shit
>start all out ignoring her and keeping my distance
>nerd girl from my class starts chatting me up constantly
>tells me she likes me and started dating
>didn't even feel anything for her
>pretend to be the best boyfriend possible to get into her pants asap, worked after 3 months
>blonde bimbo always gives dumb comments every time she sees us together
>later after graduation find out from one of her female friends that she lied to my buddy because she thought he would tell me if she told him
>feel depressed all summer thinking my high school life would've been so much better if I just had an ounce of balls to approach her back then

Have never fallen in love with any girl since.

In HS...

Girl often came overy to talk to me. One day she grabbed my hand and out it on her boob.
I immediately pulled it away.

The fuvk?

>>37371420

I'm infatuated with some fucking 9/10 fit girl goddess in my English class. I creeper on her Facebook twice, and just downloaded two videos she made in one of her classes from youtube.

She has the arms and legs of a goddess. She's smart.

I can't stop thinking about her. It hurts knowing she doesn't even think of me when i can't stop thinking of her . The one time I tried talking to her, I made a fool of myself...

How do I stop being infatuated with this demon from hell?

>>37371641
she tried to rape you bro
you lucky she didn't

>>37371682
Easy, just fuck other bitches. Provided you're not ugly or autistic this should be no problem and you'll get over her real quick.

Alternatively try getting properly rejected by her so you can put it behind you. Still pretty hard since you'll have to see her in class.

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>>37369632

Finally some non-autistic shit in this thread

>met girl at party
>fucking decent, athletic af
>she streams LoL, in master tier
>I play LoL too, insist I could beat her
>fast forward two weeks, haven't spoken to her since
>get fb message, girl having issues at home asks if she can stay at mine
>says we should play LoL
>pic related
>she comes over
>we fuck

It ain't that hard

>>37371757
>Provided you're not
>ugly or autistic
>or autistic
gg infatuated fag

>>37371757
I'm not really ugly but I am super autistic. I can't even fuck girls that do give me looks and smiles, who I consider average in looks, simply because I am too afraid to go up to them...

>>37370220
Son...

>>37371765
>complains about autism
>thinks that a girl playing LoL isn't autistic
WEW LAD

>>37371781
Well then stay a cuck and observe your 9/10 one-itis getting it daily from Chad. And if this is not the case right now, it will be soon enough.

>>37371827

Are there any real-life chads here?

I feel like everyone on /fit/ is a sperglord

>>37369632
>>37371765
Look at how cool you faggots are

>>37371827
This is the truth. Sometimes it's fun to crush on a girl from a distance but the reality is that this isn't like the movies where the shy nerd boy gets the girl, she literally doesn't give a shit about you.

Either approach her and make the move or don't. Quit being a bitch though
>>37371682

>go with friends to restaurant
>it's loud
>while leading us to our table, waitress says "I'll take care of you guys tonight if you can take care of me"
>respond "yeah sure" without processing what she said, looking right at her
>she stammers and blushes the rest of the night
>don't realize until later because she doesn't say anything else

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>>37366097

>mfw this happens so much people think you are just an asshole who enjoys rejecting women

If only they knew.

>>37366097
why is he wearing trouser too big fpr him?

>>37372059
In true autism-lord fashion, I don't even get it.

You're saying she was a prostitute offering her services?

>>37366416
awww man fuccckkk.

>>37366471

look at her and smile.

>>37371641
Trying to get a free tit massage. You did the alpha thing, gj

>>37367568
damnnnnn ohh man.

> be me
> go to cinema for b-day with a 8/10 qt3.14
> she gifts me a bracelet with my name on it
> go to cinema
> some shitty cliche scary movie
> she's "scared" and close to me
> i-it's not that scary, it's all special effects
> drop her off at her house
> she goes for a kiss
> I go for a hug
> we end with an hug

At that time my self-esteem was so low that I didn't think any girl would try flirting or shit with me, didn't even think about 8/10s.
There's more of these stories, just fml

>>37369398
Lol

>>37368014
Dude please fucking tell me still talk to this amazonian. How do you fuck this up!?!?!

>>37368314
Wew lad that's a massive red flag

>>37369248
Please happen to me too please happen to me too...

>>37369202
your gf wanted you to cuck her

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>>37366471
Are you me? Just end it senpai, the feels are too real

>>37372325
Had terrible self-esteem.

Nah, she's in a relationship and I already found a qt.


Really, I didn't think a grill 6-7inches taller was into me.

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>>37370220
>"What are you going to do now?"

Autismo kissless virgin here. What the fuck am I supposed to do then?

>>37372486

Shouldn't that be "we should both see other women?" Her bf being uncomfortable around guns doesn't automatically turn her into a man.

>at the gay bar/club
>Having a good time, doing whatever
>Go to bathroom, dude come in after
>He's like a 8/10
>Keeps looking at me, I glance at him a few times but too shy to show I'm interested
>Just keeps looking over at me while we piss
>He leaves, looks back, I just continue looking down and pissing

I'm sure something could've happened if I just opened my damn mouth and made some conversation.

Sucks being cute to guys but too shy to do anything, especially since being a manlet makes it hard to find dudes who aren't manlet who are interested.

I'm 5'8" he was like 6'1" but didn't look skeletal at all.

At least I got some free jello shots from a buff bro, dude was friendly as hell.

>>37372512

Depends on context, but if a girl invites you to stay over and starts cuddling up on you, she's making it obvious that she wants a penis inside of her, preferably yours.

>high school, on football and wrestling team, getting pretty ripped
>qt brazilian girl in spanish class sits behind me, is always talking to me, touching my shoulders and arms, writing messages on my back with her finger
>think she's just really friendly

God damn it.

>>37369202
Did she let you touch her?

I mean what did you do when you get hard in these competitions about turnimg you on first?

Sound fucking hot man,how old were you?

>>37372512
Since I am nice, I will give you honest advice.

When you reach a conversational dead end and you are close to each other, you can now safely initiate a kiss. When I want to kiss a girl I always do it the same way.

Look into one of her eyes. Tell yourself what color it is. If she makes eye contact, look at her lips. Look back at her other eye. If she's still making eye contact, go in for a kiss. Keep your eyes open, because you only want to go 90% of the way. This is the hardest part. Don't blink, don't flinch. Some girls will kiss you, others will stay still. Pause for a half second if they stay still, then kiss them. Good luck next time anon!

>>37372525
you're retarded if you don't get the joke.

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>>37372625
>Good luck next time

Nigger, I never had a first time. Being in a situation like that is so alien to me that I can barely even comprehend it.

>>37371765
>Master Tier
>Girl

Booooooosted.

>>37372499
She was going to make you her cub you fuck.

>>37372668
Then you're not attractive enough to garner unwanted female attention.

>>37372512
look at her in the eyes for a second then move in to kiss her.

>>37372679
Probably, but I just never go outside either.

>inb4 dyel
Home gym masterrace.

>>37367568
She should have just invited to to sleep over Jesus hoes at my college wouldn't be so coy

No girls talk to me. I give off that bad boy attitude/looks (white/black mix) and they expect me to don the persona and claim them. Seriously it's always intimidation and avoidance.

The ones that do end up talking to me see how nervous I am and they see that I'm a pushover. It sucks

>>37366097
So, this happened about a year ago. After spending two years letting my life go to shit, I had went from 260 to 210 lbs, started making friends and going out to bars and other social events.

>Talking with friend of friend at bar, everyone else left.
>Says she knows sign language.
>shows me how to do blow job and big dick, I thought she was just drunk.
>starts talking about going home alone, and what she'd do when she got back.
>"It's not as much fun to do alone, but what can I do? ;)"
>Laugh it off, she gives me a look, we hug and she leaves.

>Fast forward 4 months, talking about sign language with friend who has deaf sister.
>Show him what she told me, he says that all bullshit.
>make realisation that I was an oblivious dipshit.
>she was short, petite, and had huge tits.
>cockblocked myself harder than ever and I didn't even realize.

>>37366097
After almost a year of lifting I went from a 136lbs 6'2'' DYEL faggot to 165lbs ottermode. In just the last month I've gotten more attention than I have in my entire life. Girls are starting to flirt really hard, even when they aren't drunk. But because I never really had practice with this shit in high school I still don't know how to handle it.

>>37366097
If any girl has ever mired me, I wasn't aware of it. Too late now. FML

>be me years ago
>make a dating profile
>post shirtless pic with some minimal definition
>get a message from grill
>"hey"
>reply with "hay is for horses."
>she replies with "lol."
>forget about dating profile
>it hits me months after
>reply back
>there's no response
Why.

>>37373256
are you serious.
are you a horse?

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>>37367945
for some reason this has had me in stitches for a solid minute

>>37369026
Not him, but speaking multiple language does not excuse medioctity in any of them. Complacency with your level of english on based on the reason that you speak multiple languages is very dangerous.

>>37367844
>pasta
>making it

>>37372095
>trouser

pls go Pappy

>>37369267
Doesn't look like it. You can't even see 3/5s of the poster.

>>37372525
Please leave.

Don't come back.

>>37370074
nah son, you put that piggy down

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>>37372486
>Are you me?
Apparently we're all basically the same autistic person, so yes.

>Just end it senpai, the feels are too real
I don't know. I think I'm getting slightly less autistic as I go along. I actually initiated a conversation with a qt redhead volleyball player girl and it went well. No spaghetti spilling or anything.

I didn't get her number, let alone fuck her, but it's a step in the right direction. One day at a time, mein neg.

We're all gonna make it...eventually.

>>37366416
Fucking hell

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>>37373369
What are you, racist? Fucking bigot

not delayed, but not sure what i should have done

>finish a chest workout
>have been outside all weekend and tan is finally starting to look good
>went swimming all day and have a nice pump going
>heading up to grandmoms farm for dinner
>stop to get gas
>wearing tank top cause its hot out
>lookin really good
>girl getting gas on the opposite side of the pump
>i check her out
>she keeps looking at me
>i smile
>she smiles and looks away
>then back again
>then away and back again
>she finishes up
>drives her car up to a regular parking space to buy something in the store
>as shes walking in, she looks back at me
>im still lookin at her
>i finish getting gas
>i drive off and wait at light to turn left
>she goes to turn right
>looks at me while we are sitting next to eachother

I shouldve made a move but wasnt sure how to play it and it was too late when we were at the light.

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>>37373808
>i smile
Well dude, you already did more than 90% of us apparently would have done in that situation.

>>37373852
tbf, i had 3 drinks while chillin by the pool. I guess next time ill just say "hey" and ask her what her name is and go from there. i used to be half autismo but i ended that about 3 years ago. i hesitated this time for some reason.

>>37369026
fuck his kind, it was poorly written

>good mates gf introduces me to her best friend
>we starting flirting heaps
>I drunkenly text her all the dirty things I want to do to her
>couple days later she comes back telling me to come over and do said stuff
>"Uh.. Im pretty booked out at the moment"

I went to the gym instead

>>37366097
I think they were just making fun of how huge his pants were.

>>37366265

>Going so autistic you become alpha

>>37373372
What's wrong with pasta? It's a good source of complex carbs.

>>37369808
Holy shit are you me?

>Be at gym with oneitis
>we finish up a 2 hour long workout
>cooling down and stretching alone in the stretching area afterwards
>she brings up how she's going out to dinner with her friends tonight
>says she's tired of doing the same things with them every weekend
>we leave the gym together and go our separate ways.

>>37374137
>maybe we could do something sometime then
Is it really this hard?

>>37372271
Give us more stories, Anon. Don't be a goobus

>>37368940
>I specifically bought the center tickets
>reserved seating
>a 8/10 girl in her late 20s / early 30s sits right next to me, even though the entire row was empty
So she bought that seat before she even set foot in the theater.
>mire

I'll never live this bullshit down and it was when I was in highschool fucking years ago

>nerd as fuck, unaesthetic, no real friends
>walking to a class when girl that sits behind me walks with me
>chick is a big butt latina just fucking amazing 8.5/10 fucking phat phat ass, nice body (later realize she's kink as fuck )
>we start talking since she's emo so she also has not that many friends
>too autism to realize I"m starting ot flirt with her , I'd butt bump her as we are walking, grab her hand and point at random shit, get real close to her shit like that
>one day she starts massaging my shoulders since she sits behind me in class
>again loser so I'm so not use to female touching and I tense up and tell her to stop
>she doesn't and continues, I get embarrassed and turn around to look her straight in the eyes
>she gets red as fuck and looks away
>I legit in the middle of class grab her thigh and start moving my hand upwards why I have no idea
>she jumps a little and pushes my hand away, I turn around thinking that's it and I've "won"
>next day Friday walking to class after lunch
>phat ass latina bumps into me and puts her hand around my arm saying she doesn't want to go to class and if I wanted to go to her place down the road since her parents weren't there...she says we could watch anime in her room if I wanted but she has no space so we'd have to sit on her bed and to not snoop around because she has "secret," things that she doesn't want anyone to find then proceeds to say not to look under her bed
>i literally drag her into class
>FF to next school year while I'm eating lunch and see her with some weird dude.....it hits me like a ton of bricks

I swear my dick wanted to kill me the moment I finally realized what happened

>>37369267
Even if that were true, which it obviously isn't, 90% of the post in that image isn't invalidated by this observation. She was still looking for a prop, whether a man or a poster, to further her own vain pursuits. And even if she was referring to the poster, she was still oblivious to how it may have been interpreted and how it may have made the guy feel.

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From Friday:
>at club seeing band I like
>one bartender cute blonde. I was friendly like I am with all service staff, but not flirty because she probably gets hit on twice a minute there
>I was last one to close out my tab in an empty club and she was doing it
>witty banter while she rang me up
>as I turn to go, she keeps it going
>twice
>I keep trying to leave because I didn't want to make her work later than necessary
>mfw as soon as I get home

>>37374292
this story made me so fucking angry

its like i just lived it through you

you're a fucking idiot

>>37366346
are you me? except counterstrike was my addiction

>>37374459
working for dat dere tips breh

>Carried two big boxes out of Canadian Tire today and the security guard said have a "good day Superman".

T-thanks.

>>37372544
ur a faggot

>>37374533
Is it weird that I actually take this as a good thing?

>>37374632
it just means she thinks she can milk you breh, it's never a good thing

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>>37366097
>me, 17
>senior in highschool
>girl in gym class talks to me non stop
>makes fun of me a lot, but in a playful way
>always makes a point to come over and chat
>winter ball comes up
>decide fuck it, never gone to a highschool dance yet (autistic as fuck prior to senior year, still working it off), this one i'll show up to
>she hears i'm going
>her: "be sure to save a slow dance for me"
>think shes just joking, "oh yeah for sure"
>night of
>all spiffy
>get super blazed with buddies, drive to dance hall
>never actually danced before, thank god grinding is in style
>do that shit for a while
>slow song comes on
>girl shows up
>"anon come dance with me"
>oh no
>never danced in general, no idea what i'm doing, in that half way sober state where you go from high to just spaced the fuck out
>get on dance floor
>arms around her, hers around me
>after like two minutes
>"you know you're supposed to move, right?"
>realize i'd had my arms around this girl, swaying in one spot, not moving, for half the song
>excuse myself and get the fuck outta there

I realized two years later that every day she was flirting with me hard core, and she wanted to dance with me because she actually liked me.

>>37368540
No. Girls don't have the inner courage or strength to state their desires or ask guys out. They fundamentally can't because of their genetics. Their autism in that realm is taken care of by alpha men who are willing to initiate.

Thus whenever you cower away from an opportunity to ask a girl out you become more of a girl yourself. Despite your gains.

>>37367568
this is something I would do

>>37367568
I've seen this before. Is this pasta??

>>37372625

"GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING SIMPLE SOCIAL SITUATION, BY ANON"
>step 1: wait to conversation to halt, presumably because she's heard enough monologues about trains or how well fae control did when Shadowmoor was T2
>step 2: look at one of girls eyes
>step 3: determine its color
>step 4: if she makes eye contact, continue to step 5, if not, sperg out
>step 5: look at her lips
>step 6: look back at the other eye

I got this far writing this shit and realized you must be shitposting.

Damn nigga, that was one autistic sounding post. Well done anyways.

>>37368176
thats where you buy the strap on for her to fuck you with

>>37374720
It's my own pasta, I just spend a lot of time on /fit/ and people seem to enjoy the story.

>>37374718
Yeah I have no idea how many of these situations I never figured out since I only just realized one now.

>>37372564
I was like 18-20/21, college freshman-sophomore/junior. Can't recall exactly when it stopped. Looking back on Facebook pics made it look like I was in a relationship with the friend rather than the girlfriend.

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>>37373793
Because nothing says integrated citizen like flaunting the identity of a foreign nation.

Christ alive, shit like this makes me want to pull a Breivik.

>>37374679
one of the truer posts I've ever seen on here

>>37366319
This until i fucked it up with alcohol

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>>37367568
I had a similar event happen a while ago

>be 17
>vacation to Florida with a bro, poontown USA
>both on his balcony overlooking the beach
>a group of girls call up to us and say it's their friends birthday
>bingo
>go down, meet them, slowly settle in on the ones we choose
>I chose the birthday girl
>8.5/10, dark brown hair, really cute
>we burn time until the sun sets
>start walking along the beach with 8.5, my friend ahead with his
>start making small talk with 8.5
>I have no idea what I'm doing
>I'm literally asking about her volleyball team, what position she plays, just fucking useless conversational small talk because I'm autistic and dont want awkward silences
>awkward silences anyway
>random, completely emotionless conversation starters asking about her school
>she seems very nervous and awkward, and my friend laughing having a great time with his girl ahead of us just worsens it
>"whats over there?" 8.5 asks. she points to a darker area a bit more hidden, where a bunch of canoes are stacked
>"IDK, it looks like canoes"
>"..."
>continue walking
>wait shit
>she wanted to go over there didnt she
>damnit
>"Why, do you want to go over there?"
>"nah"
>good move 8.5, autismus wouldn't have handled that well
>decide to go back to her friends, wait awkwardly for my friend and his girl to get back
>her friends ask if we all made out
>my friend and his girl say yes
>my girl says no
>they look at me like "wtf"
>damage control
>"well, I have a girlfriend sooo..."
>girls yell "OH MY GOD."
>they leave
>my friend has to text them to apologize for me later
>I'm trying in vain to cover it like I felt guilty about my GF trying to salvage the last of my dignity

>tfw you ruined a girls birthday vacation
>tfw you could've made a moment
>tfw you can get as big as you want on the outside but you'll still be just a pussy on the inside

>>37374976
I could definitely see that happening to me. At least you were 17 and not 22 like I was.

>>37366265
That's awsome

>>37374614
No shit!

>>37368314
Should have kept the texts. Post them on her social media. You couldn't have known but still.

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>>37367844
>pasta isle

>>37374679
>>37374888
This is completely untrue. A woman with drive will ask a man out.

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>>37372625
this is way too complicated man

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>First year of uni
>On a major dry streak with girls due to being drunk as fuck 24/7
>Tried to fuck one chick but needed a piss so bad and she left when I went
>Tried to fuck another but was too drunk and couldn't get it up
>This completely fucked with my confidence
>At a party and it's like 6am and everyone is heading off to their rooms
>Tell everyone I'm going out to get more drink so I can get drunk alone
>Some girl says something like "Aww do you have to?" and then does some stupid face
>Basically ignore her and ask if anyone wants to come
>Same girl again says to me "I think I'm just gonna go back to my room now" and does the same stupid face
>Say fuck it and start walking to shops
>Get there and buying cider
>It suddenly hits me that I know that fucking face everywhere
>She was sticking her tongue in her cheek and moving it back and forth
>Bitch was literally offering me a blowjob even though I barely knew her
>Got back and messaged her but no reply
>Got drunk as fuck alone and never spoke to her again

I fucked up so many times in the space of 2 years. I was friends with guys who were obsessed with sex (I was a bit older than them) and it just became infectious and I acted the same. As soon as I fell out with those guys and I didn't give a fuck then it was everywhere again, but I'll always regret not getting a blowjob off that one girl.

>>37370220
>Chinese cartoons you people watch
>you people watch
>you people
lol some strong projecting you're doing there, kiddo.

In grade 11 bio this girl kept flirting with me and always acted real impressed with my marks when ever we got tests back. I thought she was out of my league and was always super paranoid that she was just flirting with me so that she could get me to do her homework later and I kept deflecting her advances. It wain't all bad though I got a girlfriend, lost my virginity, and shook off most of my autism later that year.

>>37374553
Kek

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>>37374976
Lmao wtf

>be 14 year 9.
> advanced maths class.
> friends wants me to date his cousin
> she not my dream woman
> said no.
> be 30yo kissless virgin.
> realised just now it might of been her idea...
> oh well, still got looks that slay bitches who approach

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>>37375421
>oh well, still got looks that slay bitches who approach

>>37366529
HE LITERALLY SAYS HES PROJECTED THANK YOU

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>at college cafeteria
>reheating lunch in microwave
>qt comes over
>'hey, I just wanted to say you have a really nice ass'
>'thanks man, I grew it myself'
>ding
>lunch is ready
>take it out
>leave

Girls at party said they "knew" someone that would fuck me and I told them swearing is bad

>>37368314
Don't feel bad you dodged a bullet, women who fantasize about being gang raped and shit are crazy and will ruin your life

source:
>my wife

>>37370759
How about you man up and fuck her

>>37375519
> first day of high school
> leaving with a friend end of day
> start talking, friend interupts
> they calling you
> turn around, year 10 girls are calling me out.
> screaming to get my attention.
> anon, you got a sexy ass

> be me. pissed off.


> be me, year 8 in library
> two friends giggling, approach
> one slaps my butt, other pitches it

> be me, mad and feel pissed off. can't do nothing.

2 events, same girl recent...partial /adv/ also needed:
>go with coworker downtown with his friends
>sausage fest + qt 3.14 pro aussie water skier
>heading back to house from bars
>says she has to piss, as do I
>walk to alley way and have to help her take off her romper
>she jokes somethin like "we're gonna be real close real quick after this"
>fuckin hot
>she stands pretty close while I piss
>don't do anything cuz can't read her

1 week later...actually...this past saturday night (this shit's recent fellas):
>go back downtown to hang with coworker's bros
>small party, all dudes
>qt 3.14 comes again
>all over me while we're playing beerball (but kinda thinkin she just does this with everyone)
>we go outside and talk some
>takes me inside to her bedroom (didn't realize she lived here too)
>pisses with door open
>talks about SAT stress or some shit cuz she could lose VISA
>I tell her I could help her study some time
>Take her by hand and go back to party
>more random shenanigans throughout night

Looking back, I think I could have fucked her in either situation..but I REALLY can't read it, and I'm usually half decent at reading it, just not acting on it. Can't tell if she's just really flirty and a "bro" type chick or what. Plus, she's fucking one of the other guys on the reg but he says she's fair game.

Her 21st birthday is not this saturday but the next...does it seem like she's dtf or am I just over-analyzing?

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Story from years ago.

>Be me, kissless, handholdless 17 year old virgin high school senior
>6'3, 210 lb. Maybe 12% body fat. Face is spitting image of young Matt LeBlanc, or so I'm told.
>Great genetics--older brother is former state wrestling champion but I'm just an autistic nerd.
>Obsessed with working out and playing video games because it's easier than interacting with people in real life.
>Going to mall one Saturday to buy clothes.
>Walking up to the entrance I notice a circle of teenage girls my age huddled outside the double doors. Most are pretty cute, 7/10 on average.
>They see me approaching. Actually, I'm just trying to walk past them without making eye contact.
>As I walk closer, they start to whisper to each other.
>I get to the entrance. They're standing maybe 10 feet away.
>"Nice!" one of them blurts out boldly in my direction, giggling and blushing.
>The others all look at her and giggle.
>I make eye contact with her. She looks back at me.
>Time slows to a halt.
>I look at each of them and then they look at each other. None of them say a word. Several of them start to hold their breath, still giggling.
>"Is she fucking making fun of me?" I wonder to myself. "Who the fuck is this fucking cunt? Who the fuck stands around outside a mall talking shit to random strangers with her cunty little friends? What the fucking fuck?"
>Sudden rage consumes my soul, mixing with social anxiety.
>I need to put this fucking bitch in her place! Punch her in that snide face of hers. Scream at her to go fuck herself at the very least.
>Too scared/socially anxious to say anything back to her.
>Break eye contact. Open door to mall. Awkwardly step inside and walk quickly away.
>I hear them burst out laughing as I'm walking away.

5 years later I told my first real girlfriend about how girls used to pick on me all the time and she said "They were trying to flirt with you, you idiot."

Another 5 years passed before I started kinda believing her.

>>37366097

Great guess I will share.

>A coffee shop grabbing a coffee
>Start making small talk with the cashier shes pretty cute
>She starts getting a little flirty
>She purposely has my coffee behind the counter even though its done still talking to me
>She says "I get off at 6:30 tonight" and flutters her eyes
>Me being a dunce say "Cool almost time for you to go home"
>She says "yeah, I dont got plans tonight so.."
>I say yeah me neither can I get my coffee I gotta get going
>She says "oh.. ok then thought you know..have a good night then"
>You too and I wave as I walk out

As soon as I left the door I realized what had just happened. I was way to embarrassed to go back in.

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>>37375692
>can I get my coffee I gotta get going
>>37366265
>Nah it's not mine, sorry
>>37366429
>turn back to my bros
>>37367568
suggest she build a scarecrow
>>37368014
>That's a lot of writing to do
>>37368690
>you can take the seat if you need it
its the funniest damn thing when we don't realize when people are flirting and just blow of their attempts. Not even trying to be rude or anything it just goes completely over our heads. Top fuckin kek it gets me every time

>>37375692
Yeah been there. Turns out though if you realize in time it's not too late. You can just walk back in and ask her out.

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>>37370220
Reminds me of an encounter I had

>be me in unhappy relationship
>cheated on my 5/10 gf with a mega 9/10 qt at a rave
>she was super drunk and I had weed so she was super keen
>I was super drunk too
>next day she texts me
>"lol anon do you know that we hooked up last night"
>couldn't remember properly but this confirmed it
>3 days later I had told my gf I was doing community service hours for the bong the uni people had found in my dorm room
>actually had arranged for mega qt to visit me
>we were both stone cold sober
>we are sitting under the covers on my bed watching series
>after one episode she asks me
>"what do you wanna do now?"
>spaghetti spillage
>"I dunno um.... watch one more episode?"
>we watch another episode
>she asks again afterwards
>again say I dunno
>she says she has to go
>leaves
>she was literally in my bed /fit/

Inb4 I'm an asshole for cheating. Pic absolutely 100% related. Yellow bikini

>>37374679
My only gf asked me out

>>37374679
Current gf asked me out. To be fair I was the one who suggested lunch in the first place. Thought we were official after having sex like 50 times but apparently not lol. She eventually asked if we were bf/gf

>>37375264

You really felt compelled to tell an anonymous stranger, 7 hours after he posted, that you do not watch anime?

>>37376004
Whatever it takes

>>37375916
>New Years Revolution
What the shit? I hate millenials

>>37375916
>she was literally in my bed /fit/

If she's been there before, you can get her there again. Seriously, just try one more time and this time do it with your goal of actually fucking her in mind. No playing around. Use drugs and booze again if need be.

>Inb4 I'm an asshole for cheating
You're not an asshole. Your name is now Chad and you should celebrate by eating a fucking pizza. Hell, I'm proud of you for fucking that sloot. Dump the 5/10 ball and chain ASAP.

>Pic absolutely 100% related. Yellow bikini
Worth cheating for, especially if you're in an unhappy relationship as you claim. Just end it and move on.

>>37376037
Yeah she's a bit of a POS SJW too, tbqh.

Still kicking myself for missing out though. She stopped talking to me soon after that.

>>37374672
hey just curious, how do you dance on those slow songs?

>>37376132
Sadly this happened nearly 5 years ago. Have a new 8/10 Latina gf who is a freak so I'm not too cut up. Best ass of any chick I've ever met, too. Still, this one is the hottest I've scored with. Haven't spoken to her in years.

>>37366346
Stalker is great though.

>>37366600
did you honestly think this was in the spirit of OP's story?

get off my board, chad

>>37375601
>not calling on counselor that you were clearly raped
I shiggy diggy doo

>>37376171
nah, tarkovsky is pleb shit senpai

I got a painful story
>be me 16 year old sophfag in high school
>qt 3.14 brunette in my gym class, always asked me what time it is since I had a watch
>Told her the time promptly, and was silent afterwards (we were doing a warm up run)
>She seemed to wait for something, then defeatedly said 'thanks', and ran off to go with her friends.

Worst part?

>She waits for me at the top of some stairs, introduces herself 'hi, I'm anonette' but I keep walking to my next class thinking she was talking to someone behind me

>>37375916
>unhappy relationship
>still in it
Just end it, m8. What the fuck is wrong with you, you afraid you're going to hurt her feelings? You're not doing any good to yourself and to her by staying in something that you don't enjoy.

>>37366471
>(or anyone else)
Right in the feels

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>hanging out with girl
>anon it's late, before you go sit in this chair
>ok
>sits on my lap, tiny sun dress
>doesn't it seem like it'd be really good for something?
>grabs my hands and puts them on her legs
>I move them up her dress and realize she has no panties
>think it's really weird, decide it's a great opportunity to tickle her
>she immediately is confused
>alright well I guess I should get home
>drive 25 minutes home, shit, shower, lay down
>oh my god she wanted to have sex

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>>37376255
At least you touched her

>>37375666
Ask your bros, they probably know how she is

I originally lost weight after being a fatass in middle school, wasn't used to any attention from girls at all, so I would get TONS of mires (8/10 scandinavian facial aesthetics) and ignore them, this is one of the experiences.

>Girl comes up to me, asks me if I work out, I'm sitting here trying to read my phucking book so I just nod.
>She asks if she can feel my muscles.
>I look up, chuckle and then go back to reading.
>She literally just starts to feel my arms as I sit there.
>I pick up my chair and move it to the other side of the room.
>Literal wtf face from girl.

God I was such a cunt, it makes me laugh looking back on it.

>>37376313
U made it tbqh

>>37376255
You have to be lobotomized to not get it.

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>>37376313
>I pick up my chair and move it to the other side of the room.
Fucking apex alpha move, tbqh.

>>37376358
>apex alpha move

This.

Imagine if it was the other way around. Anon would probably be in prison for rape right now.

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>in middle school, be in sort of friends group with hottest girl in class (she got big tits early)
>mentioned to her a horror movie I'd downloaded, she expresses interest
>later in the week I get a text from her saying she wanted to see the movie
>I'd already seen it so I said something along the lines of "it wasn't very good, I don't think you want to see it"
>she says "oh okay"

>later I realize what a fucking idiot I was and text her again to see if she wants to see it, and she wasn't interested
>I specifically mentioned the movie to get her interested because watching a scary movie with a girl would make her grab on to you for comfort, and when she took the bait I forgot everything

I never got anywhere with her and I'm still a kissless virgin

>>37376426
This picture explains how I feel about my life.

>>37372059
I have no idea what it means, and I've bedded dozens of women and have a wife and kids

>>37376464
Hello cuck.

>>37372544
weird I thought you gays are all extroverted turbosluts but I guess autism is stronger than anything

> wired on adderall at the mall
>out of control rainman mode engaged
>count the number of interior lights as I walk around in my head
>walk into Banana Republic
>hottest woman working in there asks if I need any help?
>proceed to drop massive lines of percision direct game from every PUA how to guide I ever read.
>shits working flawless with my no fucks given confidence frame... she is literally putty in my hands licking her lips, adjusting hair, smiling.
>she whispers softly..."I get off at 9pm tonight I usually have drinks at this bar..."
>"cant, tomorrow is leg day, squats, and deadlift... which reminds me is there a dicks sports goods near by I need new sweatpants?"
>blank stare
>"Don't worry about it, I'll ask information desk"
>walk out...
>wait.. wtf did I just do?

>>37366097
>camping with friends and mutual friends
>hot Asian girl points at me from inside tent
>waves for me to come in
>stare at her like "oh me?"
>keeps gesturing
>wave and keep walking

I don't have a lot of missed opportunities but that's one of them

>out on town on molly
>3 separate occasions where I sweet talk girls
>end up saying some dumb shit
>they disappear

Don't drink and do Molly just do one or the other it fucks your high, especially Molly and coke and make you weird

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>>37366505
Some of us are legitimately autistic.

And I know that in today's world the word autistic gets thrown around a lot but it still truly applies to some people.

>>37374976
looks like canoes

>>37366319
>tfw you drive past your highschool and you cant help but remember what an autist you were

>>37376500
Don't sweat it. She was just being nice to a customer.

>qt girl used to hop on my back and make me give her piggy back rides almost every day in hs

I still think about it and cringe, it was so obvious that she liked me looking back. I was too beta to do anything.

>>37376255
haha you sound like a colossal spag

>she immediately is confused
you were probably tickling her asshole or some retarded shit like that.

>>37376995
the fuck is a spag

>>37376482
I'm the poster you responded to.
I'm honestly somewhat prudish, introverted, and not used to getting mired or used to affection due to being introverted.

So it's less autism, and more so insufficient exposure to such a thing.
Was also my first time in a gay bar/club.

I did enjoy my experience though.
But being a bottom, and an anal virgin at that (bi but I've absolutely lost my attraction to women due to an abusive relationship),
it's rather hard finding a top for me.
As the type I'm interested in (swole dudes) aren't typically interested in manlet dyels who focus on aesthetics and cardio.

On a side note, I seriously need to get out more.

>>37366600
>drunk
>get girl to come home with me
>we get naked and kiss
>she gets my dick out and jerks it off a few times
>tells me to put it in her
>say 'baby I don't wanna stab you'
>dress up and go home
>next morning on the toilet realize what I missed

Fuck, the autism is sometimes too much guys.