Hey /fit/ how would you call my body type?

>>37365791

Holy fat storage genetics, Batman.

The epitome of sex

'trying to stuff your dick in an empty soda bottle as a teenager' mode

>>37365791
"Fat"

>>37365791
Dumpling

what the fuck

It looks like the challenge or whatever where people put a bunch or rubber bands around a wattermellon to see when it pops.

>>37365791
"Look, I fit into my teenage pants" mode

>>37365791
Ugly

You are 'Wear-a-shirt-while-you-figure-out-diet-and-exercise' mode

>>37365791
>in dire need of training and diet body type

Somatic condition type

>>37365791
Muffin topkek

>>37365791
How are you even able to fit in shirts and sweaters?

muffin mode

>>37365791
The Unfappable™

I'd fuck u

>>37365791
high test

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>>37365933
>>37365791

Perfect amount of chubbiness for me, but I like them thick.


Better start exercising though, because you'll look like garbage-even to me-in less than 2 years.

>>37365791

exploded can of biscuits mode

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>>37365810
Woah I honestly thought it was just me. Got my cock stuck in a glass juice bottle and the panic killed the boner and let me pull out.

>>37365791
Fat.

>>37365791
Sausage meat in clenched fist

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>>37366074

F R U M P T O N

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Maneater mode

>>37365791
Looks like Kleinfelters desu senpai. I'm sorry for your loss.

>>37365791
>slim waist
>huge love handles
>probably a nice wide and fat ass
would-bang-and-not-pull-out-in-prone-bone/10, i think this is the proper nomenclature

>>37366270

100% this

>>37366270
bruh. 11/10

>>37365855
Underrated

>>37365791
bong-shaped

fat

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>>37365855

>>37365791
Muffin mode

moby dick

>>37365791
You look like you're starting to melt. You need to wear a different kind of panties, probably lace. Or just lose some fat.

>>37365791
I hate love handles but fornsome reason you make them look kinda sexy wtf
Also those shorts are absolute shit.
Wear apandex/yoga or something that we can actually see shapr with

>>37365791
i know this isn't op but why did this woman go out in public like this?

>>37365791
THICC

>>37365791
Girl, I really hate to be mean to you, but seriously: how did you let yourself get to this point?

Luckily for you, you're still young, your skin is supple and flexible, and if you reverse course now, it'll snap back and you won't have saggy belly skin when you get down to a proper bodyfat percentage. Just keep at it and don't get discouraged.

>>37365791
Do you live on Drury Lane?

>>37365791
so that's what klinefelters would look like on a chick