How do I reach natty chad god mode?

Lift, laugh, love.

>>37362057
>inb4 HFF shitposters appear

>>37362084
lol

>>37362057
pizza

>>37362057
>Get lots of plastic surgery
>Get a subscription to a synthol service
>Learn to suck cock like a pro
>Have a frontal lobotomy

Genetics.

/thread

>>37362732
This.

>>37362057
>wearing that shit

>>37362057
reborn

>>37362732
holy shit hahahahah

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>>37362732
WITNESSED

>>37362732

Magic

>tfw younger brother looks like guy in the middle

>>37362732
What the fuck

>>37362732
mirin

>>37362732
Scriptfag.
Everyone surprised is a newfag.

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>>37362732
"I approve Bro"-Chad

>>37362057

yes yes "natty"

>>37362732
h-how did you do that

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Does anyone know who these guys are?

>>37362732
Hello scriptkiddie

>>37363075
Fuuaarrrk mirin those hands.

>>37363155
vendividivicitwins

>>37362057
>>37363155
Maybe I can look this good

What's their height and weight?

>>37362057
Chad gets all the booty, money, fame, cars, celebrity treatment, Mansions, appearances on talk shows/movies/TV shows, etc. for being a sports figure and a hunk.

You don't get any of that. You're a loser with a degree in Information Technology and a fart fetish that will most likely guarantee no girl will ever go out with you or even breath the same air as you when they find out about your fetish. You look like a creeper with your long hair, anime/video game/industrial music t-shirts, messenger bag carrying your handheld video game console, sketchbook, journal, and pencils/pens/erasers and other things needed for your drawings. On your days off you play video games, draw, watch anime, read manga, go on an infamous anime imageboard website, and jerk off to fart fetish/facesitting/face farting videos.

Chad isn't any of this. He's not a all-black wearing freak who gets turned on by women that fart. He isn't fucking gross. He can socialized and knows his way around women. They love Chad Thundercock. He watches porn but not that kind of porn a weird fucker like you would watch. Chad plays video games like you but not obsessively and centers his whole life around it. He's okay with having a woman sitting on his crotch without hoping she would fart or hoping he doesn't get caught with a boner if she farts.

You are not Chad Thundercock. You are Anon; an anime-loving freak who hardly uttered a word throughout High School or even from kindergarten to 12th grade. You were the kid that Chad didn't even know existed until years after high school and would have beaten your ass because you manged to fit the description of the creep that his girlfriend Stacy Thundercunt (who is his now-Wife and head cheerleader of whatever team Chad plays for) said was staring at her ass all the time.

Chad is cool. You are not.