The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity

>Be me
>9th grade
>swole for a 14 year old who hasnt hit puberty yet
>ready for the "beep test" aka FitnessGram Pacer Test
> have no fucking cardio and miserably
> I now run

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>mfw doing this in middle school as a borderline obese kid
>mfw some bitch made fun of me for being slow
>mfw I joined wrestling in highschool and she became a fat fuck
Fuck you, Jess

>run backwards to be funny for the first 10 reps
>run out of breath and tap out by rep 14

Haha at least all my friends laughed with me. Felt good being the funny fat kid...right?

I read that in her voice. Fuck.

Also, did cross country in middle/high school. Highest lap count I did was 107.

>>37348639
whats wrong with cooper test

This is called the shuttle run test isn't it? I failed this shit in school

>>37348639
>tfw Americucks have a branded proprietary version of the beep test

>>37350863

>every second beep an advertisement plays

This test was pretty easy in high school. I got a certificate in PE for running 135 laps. They were awarded to students who did over 120.

>Be me
>Be year 10
>second season of football, cardio's the best it's ever been
>Dank part is that I have asthma
>Do beep test
>All the jock type faggots are in my group
>O shit these guys are swole af, I'm just a low bodyfat dog
>Start
>They all start dropping off at 6
>Whatisthismadness.jpg
>It's just down to me and some fit chick
>Neckandneck with fit womyn
>Huffingandpuffing.jpg
>How is she so fucking fit
>Score 11 point something
>she goes on to 12

People go on to justify themselves with things like "Yeah but he plays footy and does cardio and blah blah blah"

>Teacher hears

"You know anon has asthma, right?"

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So much glorification that day, so much dank