Bearded hipsters BTFO

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>>37302622
w-what if the reason for this is literally because the hair on their heads is magically transported to the other side of their skulls?

>>37302622
>going bald
>also no beard grow

riddle me that faggot

>>37302652
Baldness is caused by your follicles sensitivity to the hormone DHT, a derivative of Testosterone. You can still bald rapidly with low test.

>shitty beard growth
>thick and healthy hair, no sign of balding whatsoever
>my mum's dad had a head full of hair at like 70

feelsgood

>>37302641
It grows in and down.
That is why people with beards are 10< IQ poins below average.

>>37302622
>could grow a full beard since I was a teenager
>thick, strong hair
>no signs of balding even on gear

get fucked baldelts

>>37302780

how long you been on? I've been cruising on TRT for a year now and blast every few months and haven't noticed any changes to my hair yet. I cruise pretty high at 250/week too.

Grow a pretty good beard, never shed any hair, no bald spots yet. Recession has been the same since I was 20 (25 now) in that I have a natural widow's peak V shape instead of the balding M shape.

Dad has a full head of hair in his 50s, moms side men had decent hair in their 30s but i havent seen them in a decade. Still scared as shit about cruising so high since i grew up low test. I guess ill drop it to 150/week after this blast but I always get sides when im on a low dose, makes no fuckin sense.

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>>37302622
>all male friends say they're jelly of how fully my beard covers my face if I grow it
>lots of male friends say they would grow a beard if they had my beard growth
>don't grow it
>male friends who have worst beard growth in group have receding hairlines
>I don't
>mfw

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>tfw shitty beard
>tfw receding hairline
>tfw greying
>tfw decent moustache
Am I predestined to go full bronson Mode?

When will the undercut, beard and ear stretcher meme die?

>>37303009
undercuts and beards have been around forever, it's only a "meme" now because numales are desperately trying to find their masculinity. Everything they touch gets a bad reputation and/or turns to shit. Flannels, vaping(quitting cigs for real people), gaming, car culture, media, you name it. They even turned lifting into a shitty meme and gave it a meme reputation without ever actually touching weights with this whole "do you even lift" cancer

>>37302622
>tfw nice beard and full head of hair
>tfw both granddads and father have great thick hair

>mfw dad is in late 50's and still has full 70's rockband long hair
>mfw he also has also a thick, full beard.

>mfw I'm 25 with the thickest hair of anyone I know
>mfw I also have a full beard

Stay fucked poor geneticsfags

>father has full head of hair but can't grow anything past his goatee
>brother has full head of hair
>receding hairline
>more coverage than both of them on facial hair but too thin to be a beard, doesn't connect

Fuck my shitty genetics. I'm only 5'10 too.

>>37303161
post picture of your hairline and age

>>37303087
This. I wore my flanels and beard before them and I'll keep wearing them after they are gone.

>tfw I was shaving by 12
>Tfw I had a full beard by 16
>Tfw I started to go bald shortly after.

This at least means I'm on the higher side of the testosterone spectrum.... right?

>>37303289
Not nexxesarily, I know low test guys who have beards and are bald.

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>full blonde beard
>mature hairline but otherwise thick, fast-growing wavy dirty blonde hair with no signs of balding
>mfw

>high test=full beard
>high test=baldness
>high test=gains
Babyfaces BTFO

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>>37303393
>Babyfaces BTFO

>>37303248
An advantage of living in the north is that they aren't considered hipster here unless you're obviously a hipster shit in other ways.

>>37303474
Aww. He looks so nice.

>>37304241
north of where?

>Implying I won't welcome the baldness

>tfw was able to grow a full beard since I was about 16
>hairline started receding really badly at around 22

Feels bad, man.

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>>37303367
>being proud of a blond beard
that shit looks like a rat's nest every time I see it, no matter who has it.
If you're blonde just go for the aryan ubermensh look.

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Full beard with a widows peak hairline but thick hair up top. Women love it

>>37304286
North of the 44th parallel.

I'm Minnesotan. Not as north as Canada, but north enough that flannel is just something I've always seen people wearing. Still plenty of hipsters though, especially in the Cities.

>>37302751
Same
I want a fucking beard though. Everyone knows a beard makes you seem tougher, so if I get a beard in like 3 months (my beard literally grows slower than a high schooler), and slowly cut, and swim a lot during summer, I might look like a demigod by 2017.

Real confident women love beards. It's the weak inferior women who can't stand beards.