> at a house party
> have this sensation that someone is eye fucking me
> check my peripheral and sure enough, make eye contact with woman
> she instantly closes in, super bubbly
> hits me with a barrage of questions
> whats your routine? have you tried keto? I don't drink alcohol it kills gains, whats in your glass? Do you train on campus??
> notice she's drinking out of a blender bottle (lmao)
> through conversation I can tell this woman spends a lot of time on some fitness related websites
> I literally have no interest in continuing conversation with this woman, she's definitely beautiful by normal society standards- just not my type
> find an excuse to break off conversation, mosey to another room
> fast forward a bit
> playing pong with my buddy
> at this point i'm definitely drunk. not quite inebriated.
> get that feeling that someone is watching me again.
> before i take my shot do a quick scan of the room
> what do you know, weird fitness chick eyefucking me again
> buddy gives me the go for it nod
> lol whatev.
> go back talk to her, bring her back to my house (a few block walk)
> girl starts doing squat/frog/broad jumps down the road
> talking some nonsense about crossfit
> this chick is insufferable, but I'm just trying to get my dick wet
> get down to business
> she strips down
> SUPER lean. visible abs, literally no tits.
> flexs for me
> begs me to do the same
> uh okay
> she's literally making out with my bicep
> dick confused as fuck
> grabs my barely aroused member
> manages to get about 70% hard
> start with doggystyle
> her ass is literally pure meat
> I feel like I'm fucking a dude
> her moans are like a deep grunt (imagine a powerlifter going for a PR)
> she suddenly stops, looks back with a panicked look
> assume this concern is due to a lack of condom
> Wait-- do you have any BCAAS I can take before we do this??
> boner no more
> i've had enough of this
> "Get your shit and get the fuck out"
> What???
>>37292216
> "Get your shit and get the fuck out"
> What???
> "uhh.. I have a girlfriend, I shouldn't of done this. Get Out."
> she leaves
> whip out my phone
> jerk it to some PAWG HTAM porn
> fall asleep
Call me a chubby chaser, but this instance has solidified my opinion that fitness women are gross. Dudes with hardbody women fetishes are secret homos. I really don't understand women and their obsession with squats. Squatting will not get you a kim kardashain badonk. It will get you some meaty hind quarters that no dude wants to bang. Women need to stay out of the weight room.
I'm so glad I found a community that accepts my fat fetish.
what is htam? i assume something to do with fat or butts? google somehow giffs me nothing
>>37292507
HTAM is a GER of LKMM used in VFC
I'm actually really into this. Never boned a fit chick, but the whole story has me goin. As soon as you said she was drinking out of a blender bottle, you got me. Fuck.
>>37292507
HTAM = high test alpha male
HTAM woman is one who exhibits traits of fertility. In today's society normalfags would considered these women as fat, whereas a man who has a high testosterone level just wants to bury his cock in a big juicy butt.
>>37292523
what the fuck does any of that mean
>>37292617
ah i see its a meme then
>>37292216
>>37292216
>>37292227
I don't believe for half a minute that this shit is true, but if it is, then she was definitely a miscer.
>>37292758
> 2016
> believing anything on this Mongolian throat singing board
>>37292836
no no no /f/ is the mongolian throat singing board. this is the manlet board