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>>37265373
>also on keto
>eat nothing but sausage, burritos (low carb tortillas), and burgers (again, wrapped in tortilla) with veg
>lose 15 pounds
>"It's so unfair, Anon eats like a pig and lost weight, I've been walking and getting plenty of whole grain pasta and brown rice and haven't lost a pound!"
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>>37265432
same here brehs

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> Thinks what the scale shows over the course of 3 days means anything

>be me
>on keto
>eat extremely fat rich foods
>lose weight steadily
>people are jealous of what I can eat while I slowly ruin my body composition

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>in hotel for wedding, they have fancy workout room
>running around be obnoxious with brother
>jumping on cages yelling superset, I have thick russian accent
>curling the benches
>6'8" man comes in, he lifts is stronk american but not klokov strong
>challenge him to dodgeball with medicine balls in middle of his skullcrusher set
>we end up playing catch, he has fundamental misunderstanding of game of dodgeball
>yell at brotherbear "this room is a meme"
>strong guy leaves
>I'm not even russian
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>built computer a few years ago
>HDD acting up, needs replacing but I can't be assed to do it
>call up cute guy I know who's good with computers
>"Umm hey, my computer keeps crashing and doing checkdisk, can you help?"
>he comes over and swaps the drives and installs Win7
>"Wow, it's kinda hot watching you work on that, haha"
>we're now in a relationship
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>>37265593
Op here absolutely devilish bros, also which keto are you on? Ckd, tkd, skd ?

>>37265669
Faggot

>>37265712
I just eat <20g carbs most days. Some days it's closer to 40g, some days 60g. I actually got most of my leanz in the 30g-60g range, but started hitting 20g as I've adapted my diet and habits. Friday dinner and Saturday lunch and dinner I eat whatever I want, so Sundays are always a bad weigh-in; but I go back to 20g on Sunday and by Monday I'm back on track. I also eat high protein, moderate fat, but fuck it I wanna preserve my gains.

fuck I love carb load saturdays. had 5 BLTs yesterday coming in at 1200cal