Does the Gaston diet really work?

to fuck up your arteries? sure

>>37255873
>Implying cholesterol rich food is bad for you unless you already have cardiovascular disease.

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>>37255854
>not being on the Tarzan paleo diet

>>37255908
Tarzan was a gorilla, which means he primarily ate fruit and grubs.

>>37255915
>>37255908

Yeah he would have been a skelly irl. Perfect for swinging his bodyweight through vines

>>37255908
Fucking DYEL faggot everyone knows you're meant to use close grip on the leopard press.

>>37255873
Life fast die young nigga.

>>37255854
>>37255908

>Expecting the diet of cartoon characters to work.

They're just drawn that way.

>>37255915
>Tarzan was a gorilla
oh.

>>37255854
Well, he's roughly the size of a barge, so I'd say his diet works, wouldn't you?

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>>37255854
>>37255908
>not wishing for gains
>thinking you are gonna make it natty

>>37256248
He also has biceps to spare, but before you go thinking he's a curlbro, don't forget that not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.

>>37256728
And every last inch of him is covered in hair. Not going bald anytime soon.