Welcome to the salty spitoon, how /fit/ are ya'?

this morning a gnat flew into my coffee, I drank him for the extra milligram of protein

I play basketball. While on joint-destroying steroids.

>>37243172
>not naming it the natty spitoon
One job, and ya blew it

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>>37243172
I, uh, lift dumbbells mostly and still drink soda

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>>37243172

I did GOMAD....without any milk.

>>37243172
Im so fit the scent of my armpits makes girls pregnant in an area of 24 miles

>>37243172
I... I SHITPOST ON A TAIWANESE HORSE COOKING FORUM AND I HAVEN'T LIFTED HEAVY THINGS A DAY IN MY LIFE

>>37243885
I did GOMAD for 6 months, as lactose intolerant

>>37243172
how can i get such a thick neck like him

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>>37244102

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when i do drop sets i just let the weights fall on the floor and make a noise

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last weekend was the bodypower expo in my city. Late at night was walking in the gym and seen a girl with massive shoulders who looked kinda familiar. See this today and realise I just fucking walked past Sophie Arvebrink without realising

I SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW THE SEMEN FOR PROTEIN......Beat that faggots

>>37244237
Nigga Wtf is the point of fitness expos?
>>37244281
There's nothing wrong with being gay, fucking faggot

>>37244281

12 year old detected

>>37244358
To use e-celebs to boost your sales of clothing/supplements/other shit.

>>37244358

They're where you get to slap retards.

>>37244358
>>37244395
I am gay you fucking faggots jesus
>Getting this offended

>>37244544

doesnt make you funny, bb

>>37244544
Nigga how new are you? Oh I forgot, it's summer already

>>37243172
If I snooze twice before work, i'll drink my coffee immediately after brushing my teeth.

>>37244153
I knoiw this is a legit exercise, and GSLP advocates it, but i honestly cannot imagine a more faggot exercise.

>>37243172

I inject my creatine

>>37244658
Most Ab exercises look even more gay

I pin 7 ius of Humalog postworkout

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I do full range of motion on every exercise

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>>37243172
SS + GOMAD for ten years.

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I did an eight hour arm workout

without any shakes

I did crossfit for 3 months without getting injured

>>37244153
Does this actually work? You can't be serious

>>37244358
I didnt go to the expo, I saw her at my gym at around midnight after the expo

>>37243172
How /fit/ am I? I sucked off a dude in the gum shower today.

Without saying no homo.

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I ate a 1.6k calorie lunch. I'm not very fit.

>>37244450
Kek