Explain yourself, America.

no you

Who the fuck gives their plants bottled water?

so i should be giving kids water and my plants soda
okay got it

>>37226520
Do you also advocate burrying your children in manure?

>>37226559
>actually being this retarded
Consider me baited.

>>37226565
No you feed it to them. That's how they grow.

>>37226543
not getting basic metaphors

>>37226565
>he puts manure on his house plants
Don't you have a street for that, Pajeet?

>>37226520
My mom gave me milk, water and juice (real juice, lots of sugar I know but not as bad as coke and shit at least).
I will do the same for my kids. The easiest thing to do to make them not be obsessed with soda is not to expressly forbid them from having soda, but to simply not have any around but not to make a big deal out of it if they have one at a birthday party or something.

>>37226582
How else will they know it's wrong, fucking europoors? I suppose I shouldn't make a big deal if they start selling themselves for sex as well then.

>>37226520

> regular ass water
> no fiji water master race

do u even vapor, bro?

>>37226520
Americans drink more bottled water than soda.

Americans drink more flavored water than soda.

Americans drink more energy drinks than soda.

Americans drink more milk than soda.

Soda sales in America have gone down ever year since the 90s. They've gone UP everywhere else.

tl;dr: Nice meme, faggot.

>>37227257

This.

>>37226520
My kids aren't plants

>>37227257
Source?

>>37227317
kys

>yfw coke is cheaper than bottled water in Mexico

>>37227424
Healthier too.

>>37226520
Plants aren't children but it's true.

>>37227430
Diabetes is still better than dying from polluted water.

>>37226602
Is this a serious question? I grew up the same way >>37226582 described and it was very effective. Soda wasn't romanticized as a reward and honestly isn't that great.

>>37226582
This. Drinking lots of pop as an adult is the result of shit parents as a kid. Sugary drink were like a once a week treat and we never had them in the house. Now I'm 22 I drink a lemonade maybe once every two weeks.

>>37227441
>tfw +5 rad/sec

>>37226569

In some places it's called a joke

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>>37227492
>avoiding water not knowing rad poisoning is only apparent at hundreds of rads
>rads are super easy to get rid of
>could've saved so many stimpaks

>>37227446
Enjoy your mass rapings, Sven.

>>37227435

They're somebodies children

>>37226569
It's an obvious joke. Of course you should give both the plants and your kids soda.

>>37227391
His ass.

Electrolytes are what plants crave

>He doesn't water his plants with Brawndo
It's got what plants crave.