Fat hate general /fhg/ /FPS/ fat people stories

>>37223082
I like fat people

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>>37223129

>>37223082
i love these threads, more people tell stories please

>Have fat girlfriend
>We're holding hands at the mall
>The 2012 New England Patriots Offensive Line walk between us.
>I lost her in the crowd.

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>>37223246
I kek'd

>>37223082
Dat Vasalva Maneuver.

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from the last thread

>>37223082
>be in college
>see this huge black girl around a lot
>so big her ankles roll to the side when she walks, like they can't support her weight
>when I'm at the gym I'll see her in the classes (they are in glass rooms)
>doesn't do any of the moves
>why are you there again?

>>37223082
You can actually hear his vertebrae cracking just looking at the pic.

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Found another reason I ask myself daily "Why am I still in tumblr?" it's for the animu memes I swear

>>37224455
>White people

>Western society

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>>37223082
>filename

>at bar with the lads
>another mate was gonna be here in half an hour, looking around for chairs
>hamplanet and qt having dinner at table next to us
>hamplanet had handbag on chair and 4 meals were set so we assumed they were waiting for 2 more to show up and had ordered for them
>friend shows up, asks qt to take a chair and she lets him
>hamplanet proceeded to consume 3 full meals

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Can you get through the whole video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TghmouCA3s

A portrait of the modern American male, Joey represents the rampant consumerism and need for instant gratification of the degenerate and decedent west as it decays under the weight of it's past accomplishments and glory, much like Joey himself is decaying under the weight of his past choices of food and lifestyle.

Joey is particularly Representative of America, with self love and confidence hiding his shattered mental state and his food addiction substituting for his lack of real affection, love and personal connection in a post 9/11 world where with the rise of social media people are less and less connected in reality.

And although he clearly needs intervention and help with his personal problems and demons, he will never get it, because when somebody stands up and tries to help him, he's shouted down by the far left, who fear personal introspection and instead preach self love and that beauty standards are evil so they can live their lives without facing their own issues, hiding behind a cult like group think. And shouted down by trolls and bullies who seek to criticize everybody who has any opinion on anything, but never give real advice, seeing themselves as superior for not having real opinions and "fence sitting" when really they too fear introspection just as much as the far left cults, but instead cover themselves in a blanket of detached cynicism unaware that this makes their opinion on all matters they claim not to care about completely meaningless.

Due to both of these groups, Joey will never get the help he sorely needs, just as these groups seek to stamp out any discussion on serious matters in all of society. Joey, a morbidly obese man who's body is dying from abuse, eating a jar of nutella ineffectually without his hands whilst wearing a Disney hat is the perfect Analogy for America, and the west in general.

>>37224690
DAMNLOL

I caved in and ate 4 slices of pizzas bros this isn't good

>>37224858
I eat pizza once a week, why would it be bad?

>>37224906
why would it be good?

>>37224690
Now I'm sad.

>>37224943
Taste m8. And me macros

>>37224906
Cuz it's 1000 calories!

someone post triggerlypuff please.

>>37224455
I hope an asteroid hits us.

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>>37224945
cheer up

>>37223082
>no take away containers
but what if I'm a little bitch and can't finish what's on my plate and want to save it for later?

>>37224964
all of those carbs and all that grease

>>37224906
Chad?

>>37224531
What is the source of this pasta?

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>See two "I'M FAT AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO LOSE WEIGHT HERE ARE MY EXCUSES" threads.
>FPH thread right between them

Yisssss

>>37225002
Wait what??

>>37223352
under8ed

>>37224690
>be 4ft kidlet
>go to show
>can't see anything because there's a tall bastard in the front row
>somehow this isn't experiencing it just like everyone else would

>>37225071
Fat chick making up stories so people will feel bad for her

>>37225342
true

>>37225013
/this

>>37225244
I fucking love Fat Tire

>>37225276
where's this pic from? Both grills are incredibly hawt

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>>37223082
That filename

>>37224455
>239 notes

BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YA COME

>>37223082
isnt ricky gervais a fatty anyway?

>>37226161
He's fat but not an obese ham planet

>>37224531
disgusting and sad

>>37224455
You know, i'd get all rustled, but honestly, as far as sexual fetishes go, that's super obvious

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>>37225002
wtf did i read

>>37224531
The hell 9/11 has to do with this?

>>37225002
The guy had a non-concealable gun and she didn't report it? Man, I hope she gets what's coming to her (assuming it's not food)

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>>37225277
I knew it!

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>>37226174
For a while he was lookin kinda good. Not great, but good for his age I guess.

>>37226633

This man is the physical embodiment of reddit.

He just needs a fedora and a plate full or rubber horse cocks.

>>37226645
if a person's pecs are wider than their stomach, it's not just "okay, I guess" you need to take a break from /fit/

>>37225244
Not even a burn like that will burn all those calories.

>>37226820
Doesn't really count of its chub though. And he looks good for his age, I'll give him that. He's certainly healthy.

>>37226669
>>37226838

I am fat
do your worst /fit/ I need this

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>>37226933

>>37226933
Your a qt bb.

>>37226933
Stay fat, better you to die an early life that sucked than me

>>37226933
You owe it to yourself to experiance the best your body can be at least once in your life. It'll be a long journey, but don't be afraid of starting something that will take a long time because time will march on regardless. Start today and in a year you will see why you started.

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>>37224690
See, now this type of shit is what gets my blood boiling. Seriously, my heart rate just got into the fat burn zone; I don't need to do cardio today because I'm practically sprinting.

I mean, I'm fine with this type of shit happens to my able bodied self. To me, it's a joke. I've had a fatty stop their CAR as I WALKED to the gym so they could yell at me to STOP FLAUNTING MY BODY. FUCK YOU, COW. I CAN PULL OFF SHORT SHORTS AND A TIGHT SHIRT BECAUSE I'M A BAD MOTHER FUCKER AND KNOW HOW TO NOT EAT AND ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY ACTIONS. THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE. YOU CAN'T HONESTLY THINK THAT I SHOULD TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. YOU MUST SEE THAT YOU ARE REINFORCING A STEREOTYPE OF FATTIES; THIS MUST BE PERFORMANCE ART!

BUT WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GET SO WRAPPED ON IN THEIR BULLSHIT THAT THEY THINK THAT THE WORLD METAPHORICALLY REVOLVES AROUND THEM (AS OPPOSED TO PHYSICALLY, WHICH IS WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING), I START SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING KILLING. AGAIN. ONLY OBESITY, ONLY THIS "DISABILITY," IS CHARACTERIZED BY AN INFLATED SENSE OF SELF-WORTH AND ENTITLEMENT. THE MOST GRATEFUL PEOPLE I KNOW HAVE MISSING LIMBS, NO HEARING, CAN'T EAT WITHOUT A TUBE (ahem, clinical therapist here. I spend most of my time helping people with, uh, well, anger issues...) THEY LOOK FORWARD TO DEALING WITH LIFE WITH AN IRREVERSIBLE CHANGE TO THEIR CAPABILITIES AND QUALITY OF LIFE. THESE HAMPLANETS, THESE BUTTER GOLEMS, THESE OCEANS OF ASS, HOWEVER, LOOK AT THEIR "DISABILITY" AS SOME SORT OF GOLDEN GOOSE THEY HAVE TO PROTECT SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO RECEIVE THE EGGS OF PITY (ONLY FROM IDIOTS) AND SPECIAL TREATMENT (FROM THE FUCKING NANNY STATE). THANK YOU, CONSUMERIST SOCIETY! HEAVEN FORBID PEOPLE STRUGGLE FOR GREATNESS. FUCK THAT, JUST LET THEM MANUFACTURE SOME FALSE STRUGGLE FOR SURVIVAL SO THEY CAN HAVE A SENSE OF SELF-WORTH. SO FUCK THAT LITTLE KID WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE FULLY HUMAN. I DEMAND SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR SQUANDERING MY ABILITIES. FUCK, I'M MAD.

>>37224455
yeah local SM studio actually offers forced feeding but on the plus side they also offer SM weight training sessions

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>>37227017
You help people with anger issues???

>>37226933
No.

Typical fatass, expecting others to do the work so they can shrug the blame.

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>>37227017
i see this thread is doing its job

>>37227053
Kek

>>37224531
You realize he's mexican, right? They're literally the fattest people on the planet.

I've been away for a while.
/fit/, clue me in, what have you been doing about the fats on social media with their #bodypositives and #bodyposi posting?
Why post here when you could make a difference there?

>>37227332
>They're literally the fattest people on the planet.

Yeah, their food is pretty fucked. A lot of recipes call for lard or a lot of red meat.

>>37225966
It's from the bathroom of a middle school in 2016

>>37225345
It's obviously a troll, even SJWs know your standard assault rifle can't be concealed.

>>37227463
I did my time on tumblr. I'm so done.
(And it's not as much of a hugbox as you might think, there are plenty of anti-fat blogs)

>>37227482
Nothing to do with Coca Cola making their products cheaper than water, of course.

>>37227596
I have never seen a bottle of coke be cheaper then the cheapest bottled water in supermarket

>>37227638
In rural Mexican areas it's easier to get coke than it is to get safe water. They bus that stuff out and change the prices to suit the area.

>>37227596
if you do your shopping at the coca cola store maybe

>>37227670
For you

>>37227777

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Summer is the worst!

Today I saw a 150kg woman wearing fucking booty shorts, but they were way too fucking tight and jammed in her ass crack. Disgusting fucking lards, dont they know how gross that shit is or do they legitimately think they look pretty?

Also, why do landwhales bother painting their nails, getting fake eyelashes and going to the hair dresser 2x a month. They look ugly nevertheless

>>37224531
Why do they always have to drag politics into shit.

The south is fat. The south is very red/conservative. Just cuz a vocal minority of tumblrinas claim to be leftist they don't really seem to follow a lot of their supposed values. More "a person an do whatever they want, free country" of the right wing. If people left the house they'd realize this distinction but they see so many far tumblrinas posted here they assume it accurately represents the outside world they never see

Also why 9/11?

Wouldve been good pasta otherwise.

>>37227017
>Whoa nelly

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>>37223129

>>37225002
>#when i got home my parents didn't believe that i had a gun pulled on me and I cried

love tumblr hashtags

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Saved this one from the last thread. No she isn't wearing a mask on the left.

>>37228075
Decent fotoshoop

>>37228132
>You made me do this

No, it was literally yourself who made you do that

>>37228107
>I also use low fat mayo

Subtle troll

>>37228107
Literally vomited at mayo soup.

>>37228187
Shopped shadow tbqh fampai

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>>37223082
Oh yea, I just found this one

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>>37228257
Crap, wrong one. I have too much FPS stuff

>>37228107
>butter and mayo soup
First time in a long time that I actually felt disgusted.

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>>37226139
Kekked in the shitter at work

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>>37228266
FFS
HERE!!!

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When fatty admitted she literally doesn't live in the same reality as everyone else

>>37225276
Thank you.

>>37225276
Muh dick

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>>37228171
>>37228198
Nothing can top that one, but this one is pretty fucking gross too

>>37227053
Hey, can't bottle it up.

>>37228284
Youre in the toilet at work too?

BROTHER!

>>37228375
fucking kek, I didn't know they made plus size toilets

>>37224531
jesus fucking christ. i had always avoided watching his videos, this is the first i've seen. i'm fucking disgusted desu senpai. this definitely helped my cut though. i'll never touch nutella again

>>37224690
I used to work at Universal Studios and this happened alot. I helped out at times for the Macys Parade that happens every christmas time since it was in front of my venue.

We had a wheelchair section in an area. And hambeasts who rented scooters always tried to take up the space. We had to let them of course but I always made room for those who actually need it.

>>37224858
breh, i went full hamplanet mode and ate 3 pizzas
hold me
i feel disgusted

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>>37228240
>the stretch marks on her back

>>37228198
fuck me to, thats just fucking nasty

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>>37228545
>It was only 58% of America back then

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this is me /fit/, do your worst..

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>>37228107

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>>37228075
she literally looks like lord farquaad on the left.

>>37228700
not sure why you are proud of this?

>>37223160
When I was a young child at a friend of my mother's pool party, a drunken fat man lost balance and fell on me, nearly drowning me

That is where it all began.

>>37225002

>I ran back to the car
>ran

That's where the story becomes unrealistic.

>>37228323

Emotional attachment to food? How does that work? Why would emotions come into play?

>>37228075

the shoop version tho hnng

>>37228865
your standards are too low anon

>>37228837
When people get high enough in weight, they can become mentally addicted to eating. Food releases dopamine in the brain to promote eating, and this can get out of hand with fatties who have no self control.
Some people can develop eating disorders in response to trauma. For instance, there has been quite a few cases of people who were victims of child molestation eating to "ruin" their bodies in order to not be attractive.

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from tumblr
"Comparison in that same shirt! You can tell through all the washes the color has faded. Thank God for stretchy material or there is no way this would fit."

>>37228938
She looked at that comparison pic and said - yes, i'm look better now.

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"St. Augustine beach here I cum."
i feel bad for anyone at the beach

>>37223498
>tfw no qt amputee bf
>/fit/

>>37228977
Ugh, think I puked a little. Mouth starting to feel a bit sour.

>>37227930
>>37226529

the 9/11 comment, I presume, has to do with the socioeconomic consequences (for lack of a better term) that came with it. Increased xenophobia and fear of "terrorists" and Islam in general, the patriot act, and things of this nature that changed the landscape of the United States and its citizens. Especially those who were very young at the incident, and were raised in a world where it was the norm.

He could have just said basically a second pseudo-cold war, but I digress.

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this woman is the most obnoxious i think ive ever read about
"I feel like we are held to a different standard because we’re living in bigger bodies. People say we drain the economy, but I pay for my own health care, and even if I didn’t I pay taxes just like everybody else."
"‘Just because we’re plus size, doesn’t mean we have to prove that we’re healthy, just as someone who is smaller than us or average size doesn’t have to prove they are healthy."

Just wanna say thanks! These threads have inspired me to drop 40lbs in the past 4 months! Still have 50 to lose til I'm a healthy weight and I'm not giving up. I'm sick of being a fat ass!

>>37226933
im glad your fat, please eat more

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Tess no Makeup

>>37228882

i mean i'd pipe it but mom wont meet her naaaah mean

http://thisisthinprivilege.org/post/73255393110/i-have-been-a-dancer-my-whole-life-and-recently

FOB content, gents.
>tl;dr
>whale sings about scrymnashun despite getting accepted to cheer time
>can't do any of the moves
>claims the real cheerleaders are unhealthy because they are skinny
>mod responds

>Mod note:

>No, the OP is not saying that everyone with a thin body type is unhealthy, she’s saying it would be for her. No, not all thin people are unhealthy. -MG


God damn, it's going to be a good day for the world when MadGastronomer dies of being fat

>>37228892
What you described at the end of your post is me. Didn't even know I was doing it till like 6 months ago, now I got like 60 pounds to lose kms

>>37229148
Guy on the right forgot to take roids.

>>37229090
>7 months pregnant
>literally can not tell that from a somewhat revealing photo

Holy shit.

>>37229142

why the fuck is her big toe so far apart from the rest of her toes? Did she lose her second toe to the diabeetus?

>>37228075
Is that arin's gf? Did she gain all the weight on the left picture after jon hit her?

>>37228745
Holy fucking kek

>>37229142
That is a muumuu. SHE IS LITERALLY WEARING A MUUMUU oh my god

>>37229183
>why the fuck is her big toe so far apart from the rest of her toes?

For stability.

>>37228938
How?
How do they even let themselves get to that point.

>>37229131
Wh-what?
I just imagine fatties slopping on the biggest spoon they can find and saying "NOW I'm healthy!"

>>37228107
>blocking out reddit username

>>37229256
Of course she is. She has no one to help her put on human clothes.

I got a good one for you /fit/ I'm going to attempt a green text so let's do this
>Be me
>Work at Peter Piper Pizza (kind of like Chuck e cheese but better food)
>I'm a busser so seeing fattys isn't a rare thing
>It's a Tuesday night and we're about to close
>Just finished doing the dishes and wiping the tables
>10 minutes before closing a herd of them come in
>Now I have to wait until they leave so I can wipe off the table and finish the dishes (again)
>These people were unlike any other I have dealt with
>They are screaming with every sentence, they smell like piss and sweat
>They order 3 pizzas with extra cheese and meat
>No veggies on any pizza just extra cheese and meat
>If you thought that was all they ordered you're fucking stupid
>They order a cinnamon pizza and a shit ton of wings
>These people are disgusting
>They chew loudly, and are wiping the sauce from wings on the table (the napkins were fully stocked and 6 feet away from the table)
>They call me over when I walk out of the restroom (cleaning it)
> 'Scuse me can I still use the restroom?
>obviously can't say no
>I go to the back to do some stocking because why not
>I come out fifteen minutes later to check on them
>They are ready to leave and just eat some ice cream
>I go to the restroom to start mopping
>Shit
>Diarrhea on the seat
>It's dripping off onto the floor
>the smell
>It's even on the toilet paper
>I puke in the next stall (ain't putting my face near that)
> I fill up a mop bucket with disinfectant and dump it on the seat and mop the fuck out of it
>Come out after a while
>They left
>The table had a fucking ice cream cone smashed on there
>Clean up and bus the table
>Tell manager what happened
>They made a complaint that I didn't take their dishes
>Manager promotes me for dealing with it
>Now I'm a team leader
>I will never go and deal with a fatty again

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doesn't get more disgusting than this

>>37229322
LOW TEST BETA BITCH BOY AY LMAO

>>37229322
I don't know about that senpai. I would like to see that ass jiggling in front of me as I'm smashing it.

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>>37223082

>>37223082
Teat

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>>37229322
BASED RANDALIN

By the way, she has lipodema

>>37224690
Islam must fix america ASAP.

>>37229322
How in the fucking earth this is possible?

>>37226441
I can't finish this.

I'm laughing too hard

>>37229354
She is also eating way too much.

>>37228075
Imma let you finnish, but ya don't know if getting thin her face unfucks itself like in le shoop.

>>37228323
Me in the middle.

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>>37226933
>do your worst /fit/
No.
Yòu do your BEST.

>>37228284
This obviously isn't real, but someone did a good job here.
10/10

>>37229439
But I am the person I want to be. Therefore I'll never be in hell

>>37224470
Ah yes, because the internet has a race, and tumblrinas are people, right?

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>>37229350

>select all the food

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>>37224982

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>>37229350

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>>37229536
Another one

>>37228977
her tits aren't tits

like theres no protrusion

>>37229536
he's going to need bleach to get that stank out

>>37229378
Video! I need a fucking video of this nao!

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>>37225244

>>37229137
>hereditary body ailments
>my parents were so fat so that's why im fat

no your parents where fat because only fat loves fat, and they passed their fat habits to you

its not in your blood to be a fat fuck.

god fucking damnit

>muh genetics

I bet you take diet coke with your fucking big macs YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF FUCKFU FUCK UK FUCK

>>37229445
Underrated post. God someone please find this cow.

>>37229142
>eff your beauty standards

shes so brave and beautiful
if you disagree then you are a fatphobic misogynist

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S-sure showed those mean fat shamers!

Morbidly curious as to how she's going to give birth. She's going to have trouble at that size.

>>37229547
I live in orlando. Parents work at Disney. This is an all too common thing.

>>37223082
>filename
kek

>>37229180
Kek

>>37229142
Just waiting her to die of an obese related illness

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>>37229445
I'm a disabled stick figure and do this to cunts that park too close to a disability spot.

>>37229650
What's wrong with you? Sickle Cell Fagnemia?

>>37229445
jesus fucking Christ

I fucking HOPE I walk into this happening to my car

>what is that a flier? whats it for
-read fat note-
>what the fuck
-take a video showing note and showing how im parked to fatass-
-post online to ruin fattys life-

I don't give a fuck.

>>37229547
yellow shorts aint getting up

>>37229692
Id park closer and uber home.

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>>37229670
A lot of things, but got the parking card for Chronic Rheumatoid Fagitis.

>>37228938
Are these people proud that they are getting fatter and fatter?

>>37229717
HHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
holy fuck.

prolly get towed tho t.b.h. f.am

>>37229740
Worth it

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>>37227912
pic related?

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>>37228107
do you guys want to sample my delectable food cringe folder to make the cut go easier?

>>37229529
>pants up to her tits as if it will make anything better

>>37227912
>Also, why do landwhales bother painting their nails, getting fake eyelashes and going to the hair dresser 2x a month. They look ugly nevertheless
+100
I don't understand why they even bother trying to improve their appearance when they're covered in saggy cellulite. Kind of like putting lipstick on a pig.

>>37229791
What is this? Why is this?
How could a just God let this happen?

>>37229090
As a mother, I wonder what it must feel like to go through pregnancy without ever getting to EXPERIENCE it.

She never got to watch her stomach grow, and surely no one would even get to feel her tummy.
If they tried to, they'd get nothing but a hand full of fat. She wouldn't even get to watch her tummy move around as the baby kicks.

Now THAT is a sad existence.

I don't have much to say other than tha one time the fat fuck in HS took someone's scissors and started trimming his toenails. Sounds like something so disgusting that no one would ever like him, but he just so happened to be one of the popular kids, so they just shrugged it off as funny.

>>37229802
Did you get raped?

>>37228700
slight kek

siamese cats can look okay when not.... this

>>37224455
Fuckin checked

>>37229165
What gave you the connection? Psychiatrist, or self reflection?
How much of your life would you say has been shaped by the event?
Just morbidly curious.

>>37229733
http://fromthintofat.com/
http://www.gainerhouse.com/blogs.shtml
http://isthereanymore.tumblr.com/

I cant find it but there was a fat thread on /b a few months ago
faggot posted his "blog/profile" from this site.
the site was like a social network dedicated to people gaining weight.

there were posts like this.

>2 baconators for lunch, stretching me out. one day ill be this big without food in my belly
>fatfuckinggut.jpg

and then comment responses like
>keep up the good work
>lookin good big guy
>pretty soon youll the biggest of version of you you can


another post
>seat belt getting alittle too short
>maxed out seat belt stretched across massive fucking torso.png

comments:
>wow, I cant wait to have to buy an extender myself
>you don't need a seat belt, your tummy protect you ;p
>looking great brian, we should fat ride together


it wasn't like, a specific blog written by mentally ill faggots like these ones, it was a social networking fat gaining site.

you know, sign up, make a profile, add friends, join groups...l
I don't mean to keep autistically stressing this, but I want you to understand that it was just "guy making a personal blog," it was a fat gaining....social network...

ugh.

it was unreal.

I wish I could find it for you

>>37229137
but hey, that dog looks to be okay.
there is nothing worse than fatties making their pets fat as well.

>>37229757
I wanna see that tumblr post

>>37229771
look at those 2 fat guys

>>37224858
>>37224906
>>37224943
>>37224945
>>37224964
>>37224979
you guys are all fucking pussies

>>37229791
What the fuck is that??

>>37229630

>at least she lived a fast, beautiful life as a role-model

they'll say

>>37225276
oh my god

>>37229802
I never thought of that

my wife was 120lb when she got pregnant and we got all the stuff

it was pretty incredible.

>>37229824
?????????? what?

>>37225276

That fucking ass is unreal

>>37228323
dat juice tho

>>37229322
HIGH TEST

>>37229354
please tell me she stars in porn

>>37225244
>Those 9 likes

You can tell this is a common occurrence.

>>37227017

I dunno, deaf people have an inflated sense of self worth

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>>37229354
googled her. her ass is really saggy and sag. imagine what she would look like if she was /fit/, holy fuck

>>37229547
The guy with the laptop is making me irrationally angry.

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>>37229791
glad to see someone else has a cut folder

>>37229090

Her face is pretty good, she'd be a real looker if she lost that weight

Yes.

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>>37229207
FEED ME

>>37229949
see >>37229142

>>37229350
>kek
literal cowskin doesnt fit him

>>37229802
>a mother browsing 4chan
>tfw no chantard parents when i was growing up
;_;

>>37229791

dump please, i need the motivation

>>37229148
Fucking chad eating pizza

>>37230000
nice quads bro

>>37229980

I stand by what I said famalam

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>>37230007
your wish is my command

>>37229588
>yes it is in their blood

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dumpling

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dumping, dont know what the shit this thing is but i'm not eating it

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why do vegans eat shit like this

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how do you keep your man, /fit/?

>>37230080
Couldn't they just have had oats cooked/soaked in water?

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i got several more but i'll stop this steaming dumping for a sec

>>37230080
don't they know oats are vegan?

>>37230036

Thanks senpai

>>37230000
My daughter is blessed

also checked

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>>37230094
took classes so i could learn how to cook, for starters

>>37230094
I would literally dump my gf on the spot if she gave me shit like that as food.

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does anyone have that story of the subway worker who makes a tuna sub for a fattie, and then she asks him to put two cookies in it, toast it again and then slather it in vinegar?

>>37230137
is that a maltesers

>>37229650
I approve. Keep up the good work

>>37224858
Hi chad

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mayo on pizza is trash

>>37230000
Quads and still sad? Fucking normies...

>>37230148
I know I have it somewhere. 1 sec...

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>>37230202

>>37229771
>those lumbering man shoulders
Holy fuck

>>37229350
>3 cows had to die for that jacket

>>37230224
thanks senpai, love you

>>37230148
>judgmental look when I ask for olives
fucking why?

>>37229304
>
good job

>>37229142
HEY FATTIE I'VE GOT A FILM FOR YA, A FRIDGE TOO FAR!

>>37230234
>Implying that fat shit could afford real leather on government benefits

>>37230042
High cholesterol m8

>>37230224
Every fucking time.

I want to see how that person lives.

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>>37230236
Most welcome.
Any other requests? I have quite the collection here... Nothing motivates me more than delusional fatties

>>37227017
*tips fedora*

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>>37228399
I had to do this with my dad my whole life. Any junk food I'd buy I'd have to hide all over the house. If we bought icecream he'd sit at the table and eat it all in one sitting. Even a 4 liter tub. He was totally shameless about it and blamed everyone else.

>>37229090
>Don't have to prove I'm healthy

Well to be fair geologists are not really trained for this sort of scenario

>>37230295
There are two fat stories from emergency responders that always makes my stomach churn, no matter how many times I read them.

The one with the lady who was so fat she didn't realize she had given birt hand the baby had died within her fat folds, and the one where they found a behemoth who had literally not moved from the couch in two years and had been pissing and shitting right there, so her back came off when they tried to move her.

>>37230265
I used to eat dog food and cat food all the time. It doesn't taste like anything- dry food is a little sour and wet food tastes like literally nothing, even though it smells good (the smell is actually designed to appeal to humans). Why are people so fucking sensitive? Okay, I like pink, but I'm not gay or anything, hahaha. Yeah, I tried dog food once and it didn't disgust me, but I'm not a dog or anything, hahaha.

>>37230333
Holy shit please post those.

>>37230341
>wet dog food
>smells good

what planet do you live on

>>37230063
What the actual fuck is that. I can only think of expired Pepto Bismol.

>>37226933

You're never going to be happy. Not truly happy. There will be so many things in your life that you won't be able to experience and enjoy at the same time. You're going to fall in love, and they're going to be off with a healthy, fit person who can give them what they need. Wither you change your life, or remain a sad lump of crap your whole life. Breh

>>37230357
Wet cat and dog food has aromas injected into it so people smell it and like it, so they'll keep buying it, because they think if it smells good to them, it must taste good to their pets, because 80% of consumers are simpletons. Dogs and cats don't give a shit what their food smells like.

I don't know what kind of low grade shit you buy your dog, but I've opened up a can of cat food and have it smell like a roast chicken dinner, hence why I tried it. I guess it depends on the brand.

>>37230398
Yoghurt? Beet salad?

>>37230398
Looks like a cheap shrimp or crab salad. The pink comes from beets or red cabbage.

>>37230265
I like eating pickled herring with a bit of mayo & some chocolate milk as beverage.

>>37230333
POST EM POST EM POST EM

also this thread made me have a salad for lunch instead of some other shit ty.

>>37228221
I know it's shopped, and yet it makes me laugh until I cry every damn time

>>37230420
wet pet food smells really meaty, i guess, but the smell always makes me sick. it's really strong. i always imagined it tasting like salt and umami injected directly into my brain.

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>>37230295
>>37230333
>>37230450
I have those somewhere, have this one while I look

>>37228221
Only the fedora is shopped in.

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>>37230333
I have a LOT, so it will take me a bit to work through the collection. I never bothered to change the filenames, so I have to look through them manually. In the meantime, have this until I find your requests

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>>37230474
hah, i'm first
[spoiler]smaller collection, I really should start tagging[/spoiler]

>>37229914
looks like her ass is growing a doublechin

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>>37230466
Awesome. Thank you for the help, Anon!
Have this in the meantime

>>37230474
god heavens anon
i'll suck your dick if you post a screencap of that folder (no homo) so we can see how big it is (no homo)

>>37228399
Honestly, I would have brought something home for mum... Even a cat will bring home a mouse once in a while.

>>37229354
It's like she's straight outta that episode where Squidwards finds a vault full of Krabby Patties, eats them all, and they all go torwards his legs.

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>>37230493
Seems I don't have or misplaced the lady losing her back.

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>>37230493
Thank you Anon!
I hope to beat you to #2 though....

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>>37230542

>>37230459
It's very bland. It's completely unseasoned gunk mixed together.

>>37229725
well played not him but top bantz 8/8

>>37228165
Kek

>>37223082
I love that pic. It's like his entire world is being destroyed.

>I squat heavy as fuck every Friday, and for what, so I can withstand the weight of some bitch for an extra 45 seconds?

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>>37230556
>>37230542
Hah, found it, saved it more recently than I thought.

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>>37230506
I appreciate the offer but I don't have one

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>>37228165

>>37230580
Oh fuck me, that's bad and I've seen my fair share of gangrene (nurse)

>>37228075
You think thats shoop? Go to cgl and see what they're capable of

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>>37230563
Glad you enjoyed. I love joking about muh disability, people that don't know me that well make very funny faces trying to figure out if they should laugh or feel sorry or have some sort of socially acceptable reaction.

>>37230580
got a few more

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>>37230605

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>>37229090
>7 months pregnant

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>>37230617

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>>37230602
Found it in project harpoon, so....

>>37230450

I am literally sitting here looking at my $3.95, 770 kcal Big Az Jalapeno Burger and fighting to find the strength to eat any of it
>tfw heavy lifts yesterday
>need bulkin food for new muscle
>FPS killin mah gains

wtf /fit/. how could you do this to me

>>37229802
>>37229090


This.
I was overweight with an enabling planet bff who got pregnant around the same time I did. I found out around 7 weeks and she didn't until her 5th month. Her smoking, drinking and other unhealthy habits drove her to insanity. She miscarried around 6-7 months, I felt bad for her but had to cut ties with her before I had my child. Didn't want that poison around me, she was already picking out names for me...

HAES planets are miserable sadistic human beings to "outsiders" and shapely overweight women (muh high test). The NEED for superiority is incredible.

>>37230493

fucking hell i want to scream after reading that

>>37230581
what happened? did you lose your dick in some horrible accident?

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>>37230687

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>>37230506
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>>37227017
is this a pasta

>>37230720
>1593 files
are they named? do you have subfolders??

>>37230718

No. just imagine what her pancake ass looks like form behind
>fat
>flat
>cellulite

don't get rused