Fit Humour Thread

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Wow this thread blows, looks like it's up to me to save this disaster

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Gooby pls

I've been waiting for this all day. I'm bored and my computer with all pictures is broken. Bump.

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>be only posting in dead thread
>few people lurking on a Turkish mail fraud site at 3 in the morning it seems
>I wonder what it's like to have a life

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>>37185537
F-Friend?

>>37185565
I need someone to hold me

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>>37185574
I will hold you bro

>no homo

your one rep max hur dur dur dur dur

>>37185591
Sweet Jesus

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I will continue dumping what I have

>at work
>ask co-worker how to spell friend
>"why? You don't have any friends "
>I'm going to post it ironically on the internet duh

>>37185479
kek ery time

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>at work
>16$ an hr to post on 4chin 8 hours a day
>what am I doing with my life?

at least i contribute

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Probabley more at home in a fat hate thread but it's still funny

>>37185630
does he still make comics? god those were fucking golden back in the day.
>>37185665
reading this makes me think fit is the most fucked up board, that was hilarious though

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>>37185760
I have no idea if he still makes them but here's another

>Every board is equally fucked up for different reasons

>>37185665
>tfw only job I can find is a minimum wage bullshit job

>>37185665
why don't you actually have to work?

>>37185804
found his tumblr under "sir artwork tumblr"

sorry i meant to say out of the blue boards, v is just really negative elitism, tv is a lot of cuck and reddit and jailbait posting, mu is just boring contrarians talking about boring unpopular music, that post was obviously some of the most fucked up posts on fit i dont see shit like that a lot desu

>>37185812
Live in Michigan I need an assistant
>starts at $10 hr

>>37185845
Cause I take care of a machine, if the machine is running my job is done, I'm good enough my machine is basically always running, hence I lurk here, my job is mostly computer related with this machine

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Sorry these are getting less funny, I'm running out and my shifts nearing its end

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Guess i'll contribute

>>37185693
that reply LOL

>>37185419
every single time

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From todays top kek threadhhd

>>37186341
nice dude

>>37186341
good post man

>>37185992

fuck i almost coughed my lungs out from laughing too hard. Need to quit smoking

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>>37186341
>>37186461
>>37186474

>>37185980
In what sprinting event is there a corner?

>>37186566
200m you fucking moron

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This is new enough to me that if I even think about it in public I lose my shit.

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>He''s being train since birth

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Does this belong here?

>>37185532
Savage

>>37186659
On 4chan? Yeah dude.

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>>37186245
>two women who were in the car fled
Weemin truly are gain goblins.

>>37185582
damn, claymore had shitty drawing back in a day

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>>37186733
Outstanding

>>37185479
what the fuck

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>>37186819

>>37185479
>that attention seeking edgelord admin post

>>37185503
That girl's really cute

Don't believe what society conditions you to believe. Next to no job is solid work for 9 hours a day, 5 days a week. Probably 50% of jobs are "looking busy" because fuck you if you are an efficient worker and done by lunchtime on a Thursday. Right now, despite having finished all my work for the day (no, you cant just "do more"), I need to be here another 2 wasted hours hours of my life or I'm not "busy enough" or "pulling my weight".

This wagecuck threads have a veneer or truth to them when you're shackled to your station so Mr Shekelstein can see the indentured servants he owns

>>37187423
this is good to remember thanks anon

>>37186733
That dude could take a joke. You don't see chill like thag very often these days

>>37187295
Any more pics of her?

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>>37186819

what
the
actual
fuck

>>37185959
/pol/ is helping /fit/ along with /k/ in my opinion

>>37187812

This

/fit/ is a mix of /pol/ and /r9k/ to be honest

>>37187812
>>37187821

/pol/ is full of dyel wannabe nazi untermensch

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>>37187837

>implying /fit/ is any better

>>37185591
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

>>37186733
>its obvious i squat

Does anyone have the screen of the guy who did a weird pose thinking it showed his gains

>>37185479
My absolute favorite.

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>>37189576

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>>37189610

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>>37189652

>>37185760
Yeah, Sir still does at least 1 a year on New Years.

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>>37189671

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>>37189693

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>>37185532
>mfw this was once ironic, but gooby actually gets this savage with people online these days.

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We're all gunna make it

>>37187295
>"autism"
That anon needs a fucking job in forensics, holy shit. Modern day sherlock right there.

>>37185591
He's gonna make it
>My friends asked me about eating raw eggs
> told him be careful cuz salmonella but idk anything about it so research it yourself
>Told him I'm proud and that he's gonna make it because he actually wants to drink raw
>mfw lanklet noob under my wing is committed af

>>37185992
god my fucking sides

Can someone post the muscle confusion one, please?

requesting autistic pizza ordering script with the optional 30 wings & six dips

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>>37190563

>>37185503
nothing beats a good LONDON

>>37190627
ty famiglia

>>37187821
>>37187812
""""""""""no""""""""""

>>37187295
I am really curious how he managed to find it in less than one hour, unless it was a planned post by OP.

>>37185878
Assistant for what and what do you expect? I'd even give you a one hour slow BJ for 16/h with alot of teasing and on the brink of cumming

>>37187812
>>37187821
No, it's not. A lot here want those autists to return to their containment threads.

>>37191156
agreed

>>37185665
26/hr here family lol

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>>37185419

>>37191395
kek 4 real?

>>37185565

I remember this

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>>37186733

>I penetrate your angus

Eveytim

>>37186819
this sounds like taken out from a book or a comedy

anyone got a gif to represent that feeling you get when you're done lifting and you try to pick something up but it's light as hell and you end up overdoing it?

>>37187295
I live near Redhill wtf lol

Does anyone have the one about the guy squatting japanese in a Japanese bar while his ex gf is crying?

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posting some classic

>>37186819
absurdism at its finest.

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every time

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this triggers /fit/

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some tinder bants

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WHEN

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one of my favourites

>>37185846
/v/ hates the world, /fit/ hates themselves.

>>37192475
It's like when you move from the perfect spot and while angeleing out, ask yourself who this monster is.

>>37185565
/fit/ is actually one of the harder boards to bait. Bait will get a reply 10 out of 10 times in /sci/

>>37191156
>>37191156
this x100.

>>37189850
this song is playing where I'm at right now. 3spooky5me

>>37191650
What else would you do?

>>37192475
Is it true that vanity lights like that make you look like shit?
The only full length mirror in my house is one of the worst fucking places for taking pictures ever.
I look like shit in there, but if I go out into the living room and look at myself in the natural light (reflection in a glass cabinet) I look great.

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This gets me every fucking time.

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>>37186641

Yep, I love it. I usually post it and it catches a few keks

>>37186566
400 m

>>37185665
Posting at $40/hr here

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>>37193506
>>37193300
>>37186641

>>37185582
Man i really wish this was alot longer or atleast got a better anime release. ;-;

>>37195577
dubs of fucking truth man

>>37194726
>getting paid by the hour

not gonna make it pleb

>>37187295
is this really autism? i do that all the time and i'm pretty good at it

i actually found a small bus stop in ukraine once because it looked "nostalgiac" to me despite never having left north america lol

>>37185846
/v/ is now literally /b/ 3.0 and no opinion out of that shithole should be accounted for in any topic
/mu/ is one of the few boards that has actually gotten better with time, I left /mu/ in 2011 or so because of constant shitposting, tripfagging, and general elitism over that stupid /mu/core chart, coming back to it now most of the tripfags fucked off and most autists are now contained to their own generals

>>37195634
My double dubs truly do speak of truth

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>>37192563
>The furtive manlet.

I've hyper extended my sides

>>37196218
Hyperextended or abducted?

>>37187812
/pol/ /fit/ /out/ masterboards

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>>37185591
>based

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>>37196509
Kek

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>>37196509

>>37192563

Imagine /fit/. Will anybody even get these references 10, 20 years in the future? I feel like most of the reposted content on 4chan will be from a bygone era.

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>>37186655
>Can train his 3 year old son to handle a firearm
>Still can't potty train him

>>37196670
long running gag about the internet is that if everything is allowed to stay on it then after a long enough time then almost all of it will have been written by dead people

>>37189671
i lost

>>37196670

We are dust in the wind.

After browsing 10 years 4chan I can tell you people won't get the references. Enjoy it while you can and don't be sad that eventually only you will remember the jokes & memes like it's forgotten knowledge.

>>37189671
Lel

>>37196241

I'm dying over here! Sang that to catdog perfectly.

>>37185479
I don't read this one anymore because it frustrates and annoys me because I have not idea what he's getting at.

>>37187512
he tried to play it off like he didn't care but he was clearly really butthurt

>>37195761
/r/iamverysmart

>>37185992
This is the only time I've lost my sides in like 4 years on fit

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Is karate /fit/-related?

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>>37185992

Holy shit, I'm literally in tears from this. Fucking funniest thing I've ever seen on 4Chan

>>37187812

If by "helping" you mean "shitting all over and making the place goddamn unbearable," then yes. /pol/ is "helping."

>>37186819
That boy will grow up to become a fine man.

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>>37186743
Wait'll you see how rough the art started out in Angel Densetsu

>>37186659
>featuring Dante from devil may cry
Kek

>>37190233
He's just another idiot doing whatever athlete meme he heard about. This is everything but a guarantee he'll make it.

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>>37192498

>>37189850
Is that solaire bruh? Source for the wallpaper if so

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>>37185992
No reaction will do this story justice

>>37192563
I want an Estus Protein Shaker now

>>37198909
>"doesn't say no homo" at the very bottom

>>37199018
But he's such a nice guy

>>37192939
i love it

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>>37199018
Is that supposed to be the same person in both panels?

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>>37189610
>just clean and jerk again
my sides have left orbit and are now closing in on the sun

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>>37198965
fuck you for making me waste my time by reading through this boring shit

>>37192427
I remember this thread. It was the day /fit/ got tired of his shit and forged this picture to forever banish him into the anonymous realm

>>37199018
Densetsu looked better early on, by the end all the delinquents have the same pretty claymore dollface.

>>37199854
right back atcha

>>37192673
/pol/ is the easiest board to bait. I like posting
>this is what ALL white girls want
with a picture of an Oreo.

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>>37200610
>implying that wasn't one of the best threads on /fit/ ever

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>>37185582

>>37192673
Easiest boards to bait:
>/sci/
>/pol/
>/v/
/b/


Pretty much where all the underage hang out.

>>37202251
i think we got more underage than the guys over at /pol/

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Can someome post the image of the guy posting on /fit/ while some grills tell something like "anon is so popular he is always texting"
I don't know why i asked this in the qtddtot thread but w/e

>>37200760
I find that strangely arousing

>>37185992
Does anybody have the screencap of the story about the guy simulating a bombing run/base shelling with shit sounds?

>>37189610
>Clean and jerk again
My fucking sides

>>37200812
Lost

>>37185546
I'm inspired.

>>37185479
why the fuck did read all of this

>>37188924
anyone?

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D E V I L I S H

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>>37203911
>did read all of this
its spreading

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>>37188924
Probably not the one you meant, but this one still cracks me up.

>>37204595
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

>>37186341
ANTS

>>37185630
What is that gains goblin holding?

>>37188924
Talking about the one where he's naked bowled over grabbing his crotch, right?

I don't. But I'll never forget.

>>37190627
That's one of my all time favourites. I love how it starts out as plain autism then turns into a wtf story.

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classic

>>37202996
grats, you are truly straight

>>37204636
Wait, we have to laugh at him? He's cute, I would definitely kiss him.
N-no homo, though.

>>37202572
Most of our underage isn't that bad aside from spewing broscience and spamming rate me and advice threads.

>>37205551
it's bad when you homolust over them then they reveal they're 16
not that ive done that before or anything...

>>37205578
>being unironically homo
That was your first mistake.
>thinking age matters to anyone but the court of law
Where do you think you are?

>>37185503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuIbyvaMMPE

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>>37185419
>wake up at 5am after a night of drinking
>why.jpeg
>can't fall asleep again
>decide i might as well hit gym
>never been there early before
>no one is there
>have so much fun fucking about with equipment and also doing my routine
>feeling light headed
>sit on a yoga mat to rest
>wake up six hours later
>gym is full

people saw

>>37186559
It's not nearly as funny out of context.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taWH4D8OwTY

Anyone got that one with anon acting like a motorcycle with ab rollers?

>>37185479
I think the poster is trying to say that they are angry about their day off being used for an unwanted doctor's appointment, and that his sister did not feel the same because she could get in the water but didn't have to wear a bathing suit that would make her self-concious. Poster was not as lucky and had to do the test in his underwear presumably. The details about not showering are there to stress how little time off anon got (not even enough for a quick shower), and he talks about his sister's hair to make the test sound stupid ("They didn't even let her put her hair up, ugh")

>>37205690
No one checked up on you?

>>37205690
I thought hippos couldn't jump.

>>37205708
>my sidarotti

>>37205741
i'd leave him be if he looked comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApj431HD6Y

>>37205741
nope, but ill bet someone took a selfie with me in the background captioned "he's been stretching for three hours" or something

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>>37205892
>savage

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How do you into digglet mode?

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>>37205793
>tfw I laughed at your comment but not at the video

>>37189719
gooby is a worhless roided sissy faggot, that could not even handle any slight banter

>>37185693
Any pics with her response after? Love seeing them try and explain BS.

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>>37206421
Jeff pls go

>>37204846
[spoiler]gains.[/spoiler]

>>37187812
/pol/ /fit/ /v/ /k/ are the master boards

>>37186566
trust an americunt to not know about sprinting nor corners

>>37193506
I will be that draugr

>>37194726
what job is it?

>>37202251
/k/ is pretty easy

>clip

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>>37204595

CRUEL AS FUCk

>>37205690

Funny story, but I refuse to believe its true.

Gym stuff would come up and check on you

>>37192517
dead

>>37185591
Holy shit I'm crying here

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Never have I ever believed /fit/ was actually capable of this level of autism.

I was wrong.

>>37208452
Nah that can't be real

>>37208604

You don't know what kind of people can come here, man.

>>37196509
DELET THIS

>>37205690
I hope to god this is true. Got a good kek out of it anyway.

>>37205266
Always makes me laugh

>>37208417

If a gentlemen's hoisting centre opened in my neighborhood, I would quit my gym and join it in a heartbeat.

guys does someone have the greentext story about a guy who thinks he is the only one at the gym and pretends to be a bycicle, when someone enters he just stares the person right into the eyes and hilarity ensues

>>37185992
Holy fuck. My sides are in orbit.

>>37185630
SIR draws the cutest girls

Does anyone got the screencap of the Apocalypse Now and assorted movie quotes?

>>37200767
>truck loaded with shit and failed dreams
10/10 gonna steal

>>37195729
Everybody in the wo5gets paid by the hour you numbskull

>>37198912
Reddit is over there

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>>37202724
>>37202724

>>37199854
Superb abs workout, many thanks

>>37199425
Yes. Angel Densetsu is one of the best manga to ever make you want to claw your own eyes out to escape the mediocrity of the art.

>>37200542
I dunno if better's the right word. But yes, it's an issue.

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>>37185992
lost my shit

if I ever shit myself this is how I want it to go down

>>37211356
The bottom half of that thumbnail looks like goatse

>>37205547
>Not laughing at delusional skellies
Get out, faggot.

>>37198965
I hope you're happy, I read all of it

>>37185532
based goobs

>>37198326
>>37205731
No. OP was baiting and these morons took it.
Many paragraphs of his story are copied from one day to the other.

>>37205266
>>37209128
Same here. It's even better one you know the punch line.

>He begins yelling and telling me I'm a fucking idiot
>Asks me if I think its a big fucking joke
kek

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>>37205284
obligatory.

>>37208417
>Deceptively thin-looking yet surprisingly spacious gym

Pretty spot on for my gym

>>37207833
>Gym stuff would come up and check on you

5spoopy9me

>>37190627
what i never understood about this is why people subject themselves to calling for a pizza
most places have online ordering now, the only time i have contact with another person is when they show up at the door

>>37207833
24 hour gym with an electronic pass to open door
not him but that's what mine is like

>>37212494

And soon you won't even need that with delivery robots/delivery drones. God bless the future

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>>37185992
"SIR, I-"

>>37185992
Guy needs to find a job on Metal gear Solid.

>>37191156
Chad here checking in to say i agree.

>>37185992
>>37186475
>>37190317
>>37198937
>>37198973
>>37199148
>>37209608
>>37211645
>>37212743
>>37213513
>This amount of samefag
>On fucking /fit/ out of all places
Sad

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>>37205716
>>37209487
Yes

>>37208452
I remember this thread, good times anon, good times.

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>>37205318
I'm dying

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>>37214610
>disengage fuckcycle

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>>37205397
I have a better one.

>>37205049
Yeah. And a bunch of people copy him. I should've saved it when I saw it.

>>37192563
This is the best thing I've ever seen

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>>37205318
Holy fuck

>>37207833
why would they interfere with his yoga routine

>>37198965
Don't read this boring shit. Unless you like reading about karate retards becoming disabled.

>>37186245
Hey this is my home gym

>>37204595
motherfucker

>>37202095
>mfw im german and actually use "stabil" in everyday conversations

>>37215645
that guy looks operator as fuck, hes talking into his tactical headset

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>>37216582
>mfw my gfs twin brother used the word to describe me when first meeting me and clumsily trying to ask why I look like I lift

The only reason I still remember that conversation is him spilling spaghetti everywhere and that /fit/ reference. He is a bro though, hardcore gamer. I sometimes hear him curse at people in CS:GO, league or whatever the fuck he is playing while railing his sister. Funny as fuck.

>>37186819
no way

>>37215645
>be 6'4
>zero grills like me
it's not fun boys

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>>37218530
>be 5'6''
>zero grills like me
Come at me

>>37218549
>can't stand properly on public transport and have to lean down when i talk to people and look weird
your move

>>37218569
>shorter than most teens nowadays and look like a child

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>>37186236
>first noticed the guy with the ball
>noticed everyone else

>>37218679
thanks, I had missed that. what are they even doing? anyone care to try and explain at least some of these things? maximum kek.

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>>37216582
get this

not /fit/, but man did I laugh

>>37218782
Can you explain? He went on a rampage on a motorized horse?

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>>37218901

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does this thread never die

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>>37218856
It's a speeding ticket from 1895. The then-used ancient Benz automobile had the title "Motor-Horse", which is hilarious in itself. From what my research suggested it looked somewhat similar to very old tractors and reached top speeds of less than 20 kph. The fine in the ticket is 3 Deutsche Mark (German currency before the introduction of Euro), which can only be looked at as ridiculous from todays perspective because of inflation. The evidence for handing out the ticket was that the curtains in a local inn fluttered from the inappropriate speed tha recipient of the ticket was racing by. Beyond these ridiculous facts the way the ticket is worded just blows your mind if you're used to even somewhat contemporary German.

German can be quite fun.

>>37218989
Mirin that balance

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>>37218989
this is actually amazing. both unironically awesome in terms of skill required and hilarious because of the humour that went into creating the parcour. thanks for the laugh.

>>37218549
>tippy toes
kek

>>37218989
i don't want to play the floor is lava with this guy

kinda related: does anyone do parkour?

>>37218782
lmao I've seen this today for the first time too, Mercedes claimed this was the first speeding ticket ever.

>..., dass in einer Wirtschaft die Vorhänge geflattert haben

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>>37215347

>Laughing-Frog-Meme-07.jpg

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>>37219085
>implying I follow the news / reddit / wherever Mercedes dug this shit up

saved this on 4chan earlier this year

>>37218729
Average college lifts

>>37189671
this got me good

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Don't know what it is but I only save gold

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>>37219522

another

>>37219522
This got me.

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>>37219590
>>37219645
fuck you
>>37190627
>>37185503

>>37219683

to be fair the rat one is so funny that by the time you've read it the first time it's funny again the second.

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gets me errytime

>>37219766
Nice tits though

>>37206581
good meme haha americans are so dumb lol

>>37189716
just fucking noticed that note on the side of the fridge

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>>37185479
>I herd u liek mudkips

/r/ing the "bowl of eggs" thread

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>>37221212