>enter gym >call to prayer starts playing

>enter gym
>see your gym nemesis upon entry

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>enter gym
>see nerd with glasses and a polo tshirt doing shadowboxing between sets

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>enter gym
>pope calls a crusade

>enter gym
>someone is yawning between sets

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>>37174774
>while you're in the GYM and studying HADITH, ABDUL is eating MAQLUBA and FUCKING your 12-year-old ONEITIS

>>37174828
>enter gym
>pope washing niggers feet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37174774
>Enter gym
>None of these 'kuffars' are covering their 'awrah'

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>enter jim
>DADDY YOU ARE TOO BIG FOR ME PLESSE GO SLOW

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>>37174774
>Enter gym
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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>Enter gym
>vietnam music starts playing

>>37174833
Fuck dude, i hate when this happens to me. Fuck being a wagecuck and not getting enough sleep

>enter gym
>remember I don't even lift
>exit gym
>walk home
>open /fit/
>start shitposting
>lol only 2 plate bench DYEL faggot
>you actually thing he's natty top kek stay delusional
>lifting for girls

>>37175112
you forgot
>HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME

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>>37175121
>tfw you have the face + frame but are 5'9

I can only really get East and south asian girls

>>37174942

b-brehs...

>>37174774
UK feels thread?

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>>37175419
I was going to tell you our biggest minorities are hindus and sikhs....

Then I saw this.

mfw pisslam outnumbers hindus 3 to 1.

We're fucked.

>>37175396
Average Asian guys (from what I see in my day to day life in the city) are around 5'10/5'11 so good luck I guess.
And
>getting a model of any race
>posting on 4chan
LOL

>>37175470
Islam and Christianity are constantly expanding imperialistic philosophies anyway so it makes sense.
>inb4 fedora
You know it's true.

>>37174806
>enter gym
>she used to call me on my cellphone
>late night when she needed my love
>but she broke up with me and I'm a mess 2 months later :(

>>37175470
It's only going to get worse, Hindus and Sikhs have tiny birth rates compared to Muslims

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>>37174774
> enter gym
> SS marschiert in Feindesland starts playing

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>>37175520
>tfw I'm feeling this feel

It's alright anon. W-we'll make it.

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>>37174868

>>37175490
Which christian theocracy of modern day has expanded anywhere in an imperialistic manner during the last 65 years?

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>>37174878
>Enter Gym
>Francis is sucking nigger dick in the sauna again

>>37175579
1) There hasn't been a need to.

2) Religion is no longer as intricate in the Western world as it once was thus you rarely see anything any more motivated by god.

You can bet that if it was a rising country ;ole China would have been deemed the land of irredeemable sinners that needed to be cleansed for the grace of God or some shit.

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>>37174774
>Walk into gym
>this nasheed is playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiV6bmPLfw

>>37175790
*like China

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> tfw muslim
> tfw extremely patriotic about my country and want to see the middle east destroyed

AND THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEE.......AND THE HOME....OF THE. ..BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVEE

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>>37175856
> tfw muslim


literally why

>>37175868
It's the way I was raised. But I was also raised to serve my country and to put my fellow Americans before my religion

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> Enter gym
> https://youtu.be/5-2nByd2cr4 starts playing

>>37175856
You're hypocritical as fuck , why are Americans so superficial about everything ? you're a fucking retard

t.Ex-muslim

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>>37175897
>>37175897
>>37175897

UUUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGEE24BZfDs

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>enter gym
>the Internationale is playing
>AGAIN

>>37175856
>>37175885
What an absolute fucking bro, 10/10 would spot for any time. God bless the USA.

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>>37175922
Fuck my sides it sounds like an anime ending theme

>>37175885
I love you anon

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>enter gym
>oriental riff starts playing

>>37175885
It's a shame your country won't do the same when push comes to shove anon.

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> enter gym
> throat singers in the falcon area are playing live for the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98


> squat to the soothing sounds of Mongolian throat singing

>Pakistan
>41 degree C heat
>Enter Gym
>No electricity, fans dont work
>Barbell gifted by the English occupiers in the late 1900's has finally snapped due to years of rust and acidic sweat.

>>37174774
You know how I know your British

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>>37175922
>tfw when this is the ad for the video

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>>37175999
>Decide to come back later
>Womens time at the gym, all of trying to get 'toned' in the heat, sweat glistening off golden skin.
Fucking hell lads.

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>>37176025
I have a muslim friend and i ain't gonna lie some of their women are fucking sexy

your dick will explode

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>>37174942
nofap day 2 and I want her to sit on my face 'til I asphyxiate

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>>37176061
> 1 week into nofap and you go to gym and see those yoga pants


why must the devil tempt me

>>37176042
are they hot under all those muslim ropes anon?
post pics

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>>37176042
>Paki women

>>37176076
>are they hot under all those muslim ropes anon?
Nigga wat?

While there are a bunch of women that wear the burqa, there are just as much that don't. My city is pretty secular.

no idea about the shitty barbells tho. Lmao poor cunts.

>>37175935
>>37175949
Thanks lads.

>>37175960
It is. But that won't stop me from loving it.

>>37176100
Cool. Can't wait to see until your sisters and mothers get raped then cause of your retardation bud. Good luck.

>>37176025
A: The fucking ad in itself
B: The fucking filename
10/10 anon, would kek again.

>>37176137
?

Explain

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>>37176149
They can get up to all kinds of memery if left unstopped.

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>enter gym
>if you seeeee my reflection in a snow covered hill....

>>37176243
I hear Poland is quite shit for some reason desu.

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>>37176255
Ehhh it's alright if you stay out of shit areas of Krakow and Warsaw. The northern most towns are fuckin gorgeous though, especially in winter.

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>enter gym
>he's so taaaall and handsome as hellll

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>>37175520
My sympathies are with you Anon, but stop being a sad cunt.

>>37176255
It's poor, lots of car jacking. Most people live in projects like Russia.
But what this anon said>>37176291 is true

>>37176291
>>37176338
What is Krakow like? Why is it so bad?

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>one chance in life
>born as Pakistani in moose limb family
It's like I'm disabled, life is fucking suffering.
>>37174868 tfw name is literally CrApdul
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS HAHA HA

>>37176380
Atheist? Fag?

>>37176042
>tfw paki gf
>the super hot kind not the butt ugly kind

>>37175856
t.Jewish Nigger

>>37176377
he didnt say krakow is bad you creature
learn to read

>>37176380
same, but i got decent genetics, do the best with what you've got young anon

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>>37176406
Well, they usually go hand-in-hand.

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>>37176406
Agnostic (who gives a fuck?)
Straight, but overbearing parents. I can't bring mates around, never mind chicks
>pic related

>>37176380

fellow non moose friend here
wait it out until you can move out you underage faggot

>>37176453
R-really, you live in England too?
And I least I'm 6'2 and not overly stereotypical

>>37175470
At least you have 32% of common sense giftedpeople

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>enter gym
>call to activate suicide vest strapped under your dri-fit shirt starts ringing

>>37174806
>he posts the nigger with the f(x) hair

>>37176421
Lmao sure. Post pics m8.

>>37176546
I'm 5'10. Will I ever make it?

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>enter gym
>someone just doing it

>>37175856
Step one: stop being Muslim.

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>enter gym
>Supreme leader allows to be his spotter

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>>37176154

Muslims rape a lot.

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>>37176713
>last one doesn't count, Supreme Leader. Your legs never reached parallel

>>37176734

They mostly go after white women and little kids though.

His sister should be fine.

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>>37176516 thanks man, and I'm 19btw

>>37176668
5'10 is totally fine unless you live in the Netherlands, the guy who gets laid the most in school (I'm in sixth form) is about 5'11.
It mostly depends on how much you can blend in to look like a normal person.
>at least I'm light skinned

>>37176898
I'm light skinned as well but you need to let all this colourism bullshit go you fucking self hating cuck. Nothing wrong with being darkskinned. Jesus christ I wish I knew you irl so I could slap the shit out of you.

Fucking retard.

>>37176898
>(I'm in sixth form)

Frieza?

>>37176380
just migrate to a better country its what i did.

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>>37174774

>enter old trafford
>bomb on the stands, game called off, bomb detonated by police
>thank you muslims

>>37176991
S W E D E N
W
E
D
E
N

>>37174774
>2016
>not having a home gym so you can avoid plebs and scabies

>>37176991
Migrate to a white country*

>>37177011
sweden is a storm waiting to happen also i became agnostic the second i left people can't even tell i was raised muslim.

also whats with this burka shit really like 10-15 years ago no muslims were wearing that.

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>>37177029

>>37177029
Not really. You can always move to the rich, safe part of a poor non-religious country.

>>37177038

Dunno, a few dozen million Indians, South Africans and Congolese might have said it.

>>37177038
Lmao what? Have you ever lived in a neighbourhood full of Poles and Slavs? Or even just fucking chavs?

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>>37177038
Excuse me?

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>>37177007
More like

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>>37176934
>tfw don't hate darkies (being dark by white people standards anyway).
>not supposed to say that you'll get treated worse because every stereotype that whites have of brown people is negative.
I wish I could meet you irl as well, I'm pretty stronk. (Jk, but srs holla if you're in London)
>>37176946
kek I wish, sixth form is for 17-19 yo in England
>>37176991
Can't exactly escape the biases that people have about me even though I have no control over them

>>37177073

As a matter of fact, I have. My neighborhood is full of nice Serbian, Russian and Polish families. Zero complaints here. They're tough, they play shitty music and they drink like lunatics, but crime actually went down because niggers and Arabs from other neighborhoods no longer come here.

>>37175995
Where 2 cop this feel anon

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>>37177098

BTFO

>>37177098
if you consider warring tribes who rape and murder and scalp each other to be nice, then yea

also im triggered by your image name, it should be "native american" you privileged shitlord

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>>3717744

>>37177446
So was the plague and destruction brought by Europe any better?

>>37177303
Consider yourself lucky and just speak for yourself. I got robbed the other night by some Slavic scum with a fucking pocket knife. Can't drive so I'm probably getting fired soon.

And literally every house in my neighbourhood has been broken into...

>>37175868
He looks like a my stoner coworker.

>>37175933
>enter gym
>КATЮШA playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SLvtP6KMUM

>>37175995
Why do they have so many fucking horses?
>Mongolian
...oh

>>37177693

Meh, poor people will be poor people, add to that them feeling a strong bond among themselves and a lack of such bond with the wider community, and you have crime.

There's nothing in the culture of these countries that encourages theft, if anything they are stricter about it than the West. It's just that, often, the immigrants you get are the lowest part of society, and you get the type of shit you've gone through.

If we exported our own lowest classes to a place like Belgrade or Zagreb, soon they'd be known as "English scum" for the same reasons.

As a side note, I once went to a music festival in Novi Sad, Serbia, and literally everyone was perfectly nice except fat English sluts who were running around barefoot in the mud showing off their pale beer bellies and puking in literal trash cans on the street. I was quite embarrassed desu.