Who else PRAY before lifts? Which god?

Which God? How do you think I got Allah these gainz?

Krom.

I always give it up to my main nigga JC before and after every PR.

>The year of our Lord
>not doing reps for Jesus

It's like you guys don't even want to make it.

>>37159661
This

Since started praying before lifting I blew up

I pray to lord kek

I do the sign of the cross when attempting prs. Also before i eat. Natty gains need all the help they can get

I praise Kek.

I'm Buddhist so I meditate in the squat rack between sets

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Christ and Kek

>>37159650
allah

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The only obvious choice

>>37159650
crom. but he does not listen to many prayers. he does however respect feats of strength.

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>>37159772
Deeeee
RAY
LINNN

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>>37159772
I prayed to Crom once even though I have no tongue for it. He didn't listen. So to hell with him!

I AM the newborn god

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the one true pedo prophet

i am actually astonished that nobody has yet memed zyzz-sama

>>37159868
>>37159825
>>37159772
You don't really need to pray to Crom.
You just need to remember that he gave us the fortitude to survive, and that we have to use it or he will be displeased.
Also the riddle of steel, obviously.

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of course

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>>37159650
is there any other god worth praying to?

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>>37159684

>>37159650
allison harvard is my guilty guilty pleasure.

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>>37159650
I repeat the mantra:
'Om Tat Sat'

Om - The All (as in the substantive metaphysical reality underlying perceptable reality)
Tat - That
Sat -Is/True

So it means 'The All That Is (True)'

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To Persephone, Goddess of vegetation, springtime, flowers, high test, and the underworld.

I pray for her to guide me in this life and the next.

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>>37159650

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>>37159650
Only possible answer

>>37160932
you ever experience formlessness? i had a non abiding awakening, was unlike anything ive ever experienced before. teachers like adyashanti and mooji claim to be abiding in this space, i hope i come back to that space again.

>>37161131
zyzz fans make me cringe, doing that dumbass pose and getting vendi vidi vici on their chest, that shit is so gay senpai stop being a drone, zyzz wasnt a drone he was unique

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>>37159650
Hail Eris ! May the fnords forever fnord.

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I've given a name to the innermost, truest part of my soul which I try to summon for guidance, strength, whatever I am in need of at the time.
Surprisingly efficient if channelled properly.
Not telling what I've named it though since that would give others power over me (I see you wizards lurkin').

Also pay daily tributes/sacrifices to it through various forms and methods.

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plebs

>>37159769
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

i dont pray, but i do use the bench as an altar to sacrifice a ram to odin and thor.

I used to offer it up to zeus, since greeks = aesthetic, but the strength gains i have made since switching to norse gods are just incredible.

>>37161263
Consider an ancient sumerian god like pazuzu or humbaba

>>37159650
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

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>>37159650

i pray to my Norse gods but only to watch!
only the strong make it to valhalla and praying for help is weak as fuck bruh

Ronnie prays to God before working out and he used to be a big guy so I guess it's worth it

>Which god?

There is only one God, and Mohammed is his messenger

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>>37159650
>not dedicating your gains to the Emperor
You heretics will never achieve space marine mode.

PEANUT BABY to the friendly nigger god or KOSOVO JE SERBIJA for the edgy genocide god, depending on the day

I'm Taoist, so I don't necessarily pray to a God... I just follow The Whey

>>37159666
>Krom

Spell it right, you illiterate barbarian.

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>>37162168
KROLM MAKES ME STRONGER!

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>>37162127

usually Perun when squatting ťbh

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>>37161342

>>37160414
This >>37159684 doesn't even make sense lad.

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>>37159650
How do I into accept Jesus Christ as lord and savior?

I pray to Mormon Jesus, the god off the white race.

Scooby

>>37164514
Go to Mormon.org and hit visit, then sign up to meet with missionaries. They will teach you all about Jesus. Jesus authorized them to teach His Gospel.

>>37164514
Mystery of the holy trinity x 3
Works and faith x F
Catholic guilt x F

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I pray to Yeezus

>>37159688
good man, you're gonna make it m8

>>37159650
zyzz

Satan

>>37161212
Calvin and Hobbes is the comfiest shit ever.

>>37159661
Reddit tier pun. Ur a fag

Hail Satan my dark lord and master

>2016
>following a religion

Retards desu

>>37159769
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>37166079
>2016
>not believing in ancient aliens seeding the planet for their own personal use
c'mon

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>>37159684

>>37160387
>2016
>not praising our Lord zyzzzz

>>37159650
I pray to myself

>>37162228
Nice. Rodnovery is damn cool. You have my respect

Yog-Sothoth

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Mithra

>>37165620
Say that to my face bitch not online I'll rek your shit and make you swallow my protein farts

>>37159650
Thor, of course.

I pray to the only goddess, Kino Body

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Brodin

God of war, wisdom, poetry, witchcraft and the hanged.

Father of Gods. Protector of jarls. Giver of runes. Drinker of knowledge. Commander of einherjars. King of Åsgarđ. Battle decider. Hanged one.

The furious.
Wōden
Óðinn
Wuotan

Massive gains will come if you eat some meat to his name and honour every Wōdensday

I only say Namu Amida Butsu ("Homage to Amida Buddha") before lifting because it makes me calm.