>grab dumbbell >it's warm

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>grab cock
>it's hard

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>grab dumbbell
>it's wet

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>open shaker cup
>it doesn't smell

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>sit on toilet
>Warm seat

>lay head on bench
>it's moist

>qt grill front of you puts back dbs
>take the db and hold it to feel the warmth

Who else ?

>>37140112
this is really sad

>grab protein
>its roaches

>>37140131
Never fucking respond to me again.

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>>37137437
>grab dumbbell
>it's actually quite intelligent

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>>37140112

>tfw cold hands

>>37140190
We said girl, not mentally ill man.

>>37140190
cold hands = warm heart

>>37140150
this is really sad
dont do it
you are better than this

>>37140165
>get a barbell
>not a tournée générale

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>>37140211

awn <3

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>>37140190
You're not a qt grill

>>37140231
Kill yourself <3

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>see girl squatting
>asscrack sweat visible

>>37140277
>go up to her
>pretend to tie up shoelaces
>get a waft of that sweet scent

>>37140293
that scent is poop, you know, guy?

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>>37140917

>sweat = poop

wtf are you eating senpai?

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>inject test
>it's sulphuric acid

>>37140112
Im not autistic, so no.

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>>37140190
>>37140231

>>37140211
I'm gonna use that from now on anon, thanks

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>nose running while on treadmill
>cough spews phlegm all over digital screen

>>37140211
Gonna use this one.

>chalk on 10kg dumbell

what

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>do squats after less /fit/izen
>double his reps in better form

>walk in to locker room
>see tiny asian old man dick instantly

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>eat brotein bar
>crop dust the path to furthest bench

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>pick up dumbbell
>hands smell like shit after

>>37137437
>Grab my dick to piss
>There's chalk on it
>???
>Doesn't lose grip

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>>37140047
>go to girl's toilet
>sit on seat
>it's warm

>>37140211
that's termodynamically imopssible, senpai
t. biologist

>>37141490

No, it's not. Everyone's heart is warm. Some people have cold extremities due to their circulation.
t. Doctor

>>37140917
qt girls poop is the taste of strawberry vanilla shake

>>37141727

Niggers niggers niggers
t. Nigger

>>37141490
>a biologist asserting his authority on statistical physics

W E W
E
W

>>37140953
I don't want homos replying to my posts.

>>37141985
Thanks thanks thanks
T. Hanks

>>37141490
But you degree back in the cereal box you got it from buddy.
t. Physicist

>>37142331
thanks Tom

>>37140190
Trappy pls go

>>37137449
holy fuck that pic

>>37140190
get help you faggot

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>>37141139

>crop dusters

scum of the gym honestly

>>37141257
Topkek

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>>37141139
>crop dust the benchs
>don't double back so lift in your own scent

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>drink water from fountain
>it's salty

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>go to stretch on the floor mat
>its sweaty

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>go to use the barbell
>it's chalky

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>go to The Press
>bar catchers set three pegs up for previous users' squats

>>37142212
>posts on fit

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>>37142331
you're alright kid

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>>37137437
>go to squat
>someone's sweaty footprints are on the floor from barefoot squatting

>>37144348
sorry

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>drink from water fountain after fatty
>their heat signature is still there

>sit on toilet
>its warm

or

>sit on toilet
>freezing cold

>>37144586
fuck that's me.

>there's a sweaty dick outline on the bench

>grab my penis
>it's in your mom

>>37144460
manlet detected

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>grabs hoodie
>hot outside

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>>37141257