/fit/ Humor Thread

>>37121422
I wanted humor I would have asked for your mom's funeral address

>>37121450

Old copypasta is old

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>>37121537

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>>37121545

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This would suit fat hate general but whatever

>>37121547

Too much memes and fat for one day...

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>>37121547
>sweden...

>>37121545
>Not making overnight oatmeal.
What a noob. Cooking is for cucks.

>>37121545
I eat oats raw with milk,
they dont seem that tough to chew

>>37122752
depends on the type of oats.

>>37121547


I remember these memes used to be funny to me.

God damn, this place really changed me...

>>37122874

Yes, but for the greater good

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>>37121460
Bretty good

>>37121547
>Swedish
Fucking hell, they have so many mudslimes that they have taken over their memes.

>>37121545
I've eaten plain dry oats before when I was in college with nowhere to cook them. It really isn't even that bad.

>>37124916
w-what??

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>>37124916
I fucking love bkub

>>37125683
>when it pains to laugh manlets
>to laugh manlets
>laugh manlets
>laugh
>manlets

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>>37125631
>>37125755
>>37125683

>>37125950
GHOSTBUSTERS

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>>37125683
>to laugh manlets

>>37125162
>man getting hit by dbol

I get the reference and I fucking lost

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>>37121555
Oh jesus, lost it. Is there a pic with more reactions? I hate it when the post gets a fucktone of replies but they're not in the cap.

>>37121460
So you think you'll ever be tall enough to look me in the eye?
So you think a qt will love you and not cheat with other guys?

OOOH Manlet!
Just kill yourself, little manlet!
Just let them out, just cut and watch the blood mix with tears.

No gains really matter,
Any qt can see
No gains really matter,
When you're 5'3

>>37126827
I hate it when all of the replies are shoved in. It just makes looking at it a hassle and takes away my enjoyment of it. Just look it up in the archive if you want to read them.

>>37121463
Fuck yourself.

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OC
Enjoy

>>37121583
Alpha.

>>37128971
hi neighbor

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>>37129388
Kek

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>>37126827
I love this freaking cat.

>>37129701
sad boy checking in

>>37129388
That woulda been a lot better if it was better

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>>37129388
Shit got me rolling, thank you based anon

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>>37129810
>tfw memelord

>>37129388

Kek

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>>37129887
There is no solace for the likes of us. We are forever plagued by memes. They permeate every facet of our lives.

>>37129388
Chuckled

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I have alot of fit autismo stories if you guys dont get anal about screenshots

>>37130019
doitfagget

>>37130043
holy fucking shit

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>>37130044

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Not fit but fucking aussies on pol

>>37130043
SEND 911 IM FUCKING DED

>>37130114
I cringe so hard with this things that I genuinely want them to be made up, even though deep inside me I know they're all true

at least you give me hope about myself /fit/

>>37130043

I mean, shit that didn't happen but it made me sad.

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>>37130316
>>37130174

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>Dating advice

>>37126900
Pathetic 3.6/10

>>37121547
9gag motherfucking cock humping nigger shit.

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mfw checking /fit/ most nights of the week

>>37130657
shit nigga the holy alignment of feels

>>37130657
I refuse to believe thats possible

>>37128971
howdy pardner

>>37130794
You'd be surprised. About 80% of the entire /b/ catalog was lolicon once

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Not very many of the posts on /fit/ are actually funny

>>37129388
For reals, I used to post on GaiaOnline in the GD forum, and THIS guy used to post all the time. I can't believe I forgot his name, but he acts like the cockiest dude ever

>>37129701
Edgelord XDDD

>>37131014
I nose laughed at a post one time.

>>37129388
THAT IS CHICO MALO. Ask him if he is Chico Malo, I'm almost 100% certain

>>37126827

https://desustorage.org/fit/thread/35327739/#35327754

u welcum

>>37129793
>max payne
>on GBA

absolute madmen

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>>37124916

>>37128971
hey neighborino

>>37121422

i hope someone screenshot that thread where that dude said that air is heavier when combined with other air

>>37121547
to anyone coming after me, don't read this. my kidneys are shutting down now...

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posting some recent ones

Someone had to have made a pic of muscular pepe posing with a mirror behind him and it showed a spot on his back missing some green, and some anon posted:

>he missed a spot on his back because he didn't have anyone to help

made me laugh and feel at the same time

>>37121555
Pretty good.

>>37133050
I enjoyed this

>>37129701
the irony of it is that a picture like this trying to put internet shitposts into some sort of hierarchy is just as cancerous as a facebook minion meme

>>37133006
oh my god

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>>37121565
>lifting past 7 PM

not gonna make it

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>>37133006
Great fucking thread that was.

I love these threads desu

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>>37133042
>Hey Spongebob, you're shorter! Have you been dieting?

>>37133050
I choked on my tea when he got to the old man

>>37122874
>I remember these memes used to be funny to me.
because they were new, they were witty. now they are old and just reused time and time again

>>37133062
>I slowly roll away
Ok I laughed at this one

>>37133178
God damn this fucking HURTS. He missed his chance SO HARD.

>>37132591
xd

>>37133090
Lost and hard.

>>37128971
>Houston fag
I want out of here desu...

>>37130794
I was there.
About 4 years ago or so.
When moot wanted to take up /fit/
Faggot gave up after a week. Beta skinnyfat

>>37133062
>i go around the gym like a sentient motorbike, whose only purpose is to fuck

lost

>>37129701
Hey that's a nice maymay, can i save it?

>>37134581
why the fuck did i read that whole thing

brb suiciding

>>37133610
Mein Jeff Seids

>>37129388

>DELETE THAT

Lost it.

>>37121563
lol, the fat nerd with a WoW avatar excusing their obesity

>>37121441
All of my keks

>>37133050
best itt

>>37125162
10/10

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ha-ha...

;^;

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Drawfag taking requests.

Make me draw lulzy fitness related stuff. Maybe parodies of Blahaha or Vegan Gaynes or something?

>>37135059
Dickbutt deadlifting a bar with a dickbutt on each side

>>37128971
Hou crew checking in

>>37130043
What in the flying fuck ?

>>37135061
tfw "powerlifter" and permabulk

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>>37129388

>>37121547
>Swedish nationality
>has shit skin
I keked

>>37133006
I love that he had a level out.

>>37121441
>deadlift

>I'm alive and well

>>37121441
>rows

>I don't even own a boat

>>37133006

I dont get it, Im retarded

>>37121441
>tricep kickbacks

>my triceps don't have feet

>>37135386
>dude bought rack
>it was too tall to fit in hide basement
>his resolve was to push it through the fucking ceiling
>some anon pointed out it was too close to the side wall that his barbell wasn't going to fit
>OP realizes that he made a grave mistake
>reactions ensue

>>37131221
Well that's what you get for being a faggot

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>>37135308

>>37130505
I don't understand this one. Did he do something wrong?

>>37133050
all time classic

>>37135523
She wanted the fuggs and he literally drove around once and dropped her off breh.

>>37135731
Is driving around the block supposed to be a euphemism for sex or something?

>>37135374
Lower abs and obliques?

>>37135794
Anon if it's 3 am and she's biting her lip and telling you to "drive around some more" she ain't talking about actually just driving around.

>>37135831
Tbh this is because most women are literal social autists senpai, they have social interaction so easy the only background in which they learn to be crafty is when dealing with other women. For the rest they can just smile and say whatever and things will work out if they aren't fat.

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>>37135794
Stop being a fucking idiot. You know exactly what's happening.

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>>37131221
>dating gain goblins

>>37135061
>is Elliott Hussle
Kek

>>37134581
Great, now everyone is going to never move out of their parents house.

>>37133284
Lost

>>37131221
fucking faggots

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>>37132222
fuckin checked.

>>37135807
adonis belt.

>>37130794
Look at the number of posts in each thread, most are in single digits so it was probably someone spamming threads to make a meme.

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>>37134685
never change /fit/

>>37133027
/ck/ has the best derails

>>37130124
>talking to cops
When will people learn?

>>37121537
Wut?

>>37136480
You know... I think this is more likely the guy has super pale nipples and he's panicked when asked and came up with a bullshit lie

>>37136480

He should go a step further and remove the belly button

>>37121565
It's scarry how accurate this is

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>>37121463
Kill yourself

>>37121460
Kek

>>37135061
What's the difference between "powerlifter" and powerlifter?

>>37133016
Is it bad that i can justify his women are a meme claim in my head?

>>37135061
>pyramid training
topkek

>>37121435
Fucking lost

>>37137675
no 'cause it's fucking true

>>37134844
he was meme-ing the fatty, my dude

>>37128971
imagine setting up surgeon's office just in the middle of those
money gains would be unimaginable

>>37130532
what app is that?

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>>37136086

>>37121463
>>37138284
Looks like Clover. I'm using it right now. Is pretty gud.

>>37138103
Is crossfit really that bad? My mother tried to get me to do it when I was a kid. Never did, but is it really all that bad?

>>37130043
That line was pretty damn funny. Maybe the girl was an uggo?

>>37138617
Crossfit is not about getting in shape it's about completing the workout, because of this they make out of shape people do things they aren't capable of, and that leads to injury

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>>37138284
It's clover. Using it right now actually

>>37138883
what's the benefits of using an app?

>>37133237
tremendous

>>37129532
the girl definitely overreacted over ice cream, but the guy was also definitely childish and not alpha

>>37132927
took your advice. thanks

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>>37133006
>home gym master race

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>>37135061
>is Elliot Hulse

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>>37136086

>>37133610
So long sides

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>>37138284
I recommend Chanu personally

>>37139023
pretty much just easy navigation, not that anon though I do use an app

>>37133071
What the fuck? What kind of a shit abusive family is that supposed to be?

>>37133103

kek

>>37133220
HAHAHA

>>37121555
Fucking kek

>>37136315
We're no doing it again

>>37129388
DELETE THIS

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>>37137418

Are there more of these? I only have these two.

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>>37141296

>>37134645
I feel you

>>37121435
Clever/10

>>37136086
What the hell am I looking at? Why is his chest so puffed up? That can't be good for you, and he's only lifting a few inches :S !

>>37122874
You're welcome.

>>37141476
Doesnt matter still touched chest
You mirin my 315 bench

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>>37136086

>that ROM

>>37135932
>didn't understand the girl in the story wanted sex
>after having it spoonfed to him, anon claims it's because she's the social autist
Sure anon. Sure.

>>37136086
This looks like it's out of a Ren and Stimpy cartoon.

>>37137534
"Powerlifter" is some fag who thinks it makes him better than other people to sqy he is one. A real power lifter is a 400 pound fat guy who can deadlift over 1000 pounds, and doesnt give a shit what people think about him.

Requesting

>autistic guy's pizza ordering script
>indecipherable posts about being weighed in a pool by a doctor but his sister didn't have to

>>37133006
>Putting holes in the ceiling to fit it in

kek

>>37141793
Source on this gif? Is it pr0n or an actual movie?

>>37142003
pron thats stoya

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>>37141943
Hahaha holy shit I forgot about the sister and underwater weight test
Here you go

>>37142003
>not knowing stoya

nigga..

>>37137534
Powerlifter lifts heavy and has a controlled diet
"Powerlifter" is an excuse to be fat while lifting heavy

>>37142022
Do you have the DYEL that loaded up 2 plaet on his first day of lifting and snapped his shit squatting in sandals?

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>>37142053
>B-but /fit/ told me I should be squating 225 my first day

>>37142087
NICE

>>37142087
JEAN SHORT
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S
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S

>>37142053

If you looked at the thread, you'd see it posted.

>>37142022

I feel like my mind has been permanently altered by reading that

>>37142022
>lmao thank you, this always kills me

>>37142022
every fucking time

>>37142022
>I herd u liek mudkipz
Upvote if you remember this xD

>>37142749
That's not beta. It would be beta to settle for a fat friend and think he can "fix" her. He said it like it is.

He should have got the meals to-go though.

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>>37121441
>lunge
>but its only breghfast

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>>37133050
holyfuck
lmao
>not being alpha enough that satan is scared of you
that guy should be the pope or something idk

>>37143244
>not wanting to eat 2-4 peoples worth of food (it was a fatty) infront of normies
> not establishing dominance
You're never gonna make it, beta.

>>37142003
dude do u even watch porn

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>>37142022
>and had she must enjoyed it... but I didn't

>>37142022
What's wrong with the admin and moonlight sonata?

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>>37143352

>>37142029
>>37144008

Yes, but generally weird fetish or milf, but this is fantastic.

>>37130043
what the fuck man...

>>37135061
anyone have the one with creatine at the bottom?

>>37129388
super gold

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>>37121611

>>37133199
What's it like missing the joke so completely?

>>37121547
>Swedistan
W E W
E
W

>>37129817
yeah

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Cringe OC

>>37133071
That's not funny at all. It's just fucked up. Hope his abusive pos family get what they deserve.

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>>37121583
DEAR GOD

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>>37128971
>HADES
Well, it is named after the god of the underworld

>>37142749
My sides

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oc from that other thread

>>37141296
>hip drahve
Every time

>>37146000
>Actually fell for it

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>>37146713
People really let their autism show that much in real life. I thought this was supposed to be a secret under ground Kazakhi pog trading forum and I especially thought that this wasn't something to brag about.

>>37147150
Squatsby would fit better, sound better and make more sense.

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>Functional strength intensifies....

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>>37143736
>>37135610
>>37134967
>>37133566
>>37133191
>>37133050
I don't usually think myself smart. but seeying at how many of you could think this was any good.

I can consider myself smarter than /fit/

I never seen a story SO SHIT as this one

>>37147352
>I don't usually think myself smart.

It's not about being smart it's just about how obsurd the story is you nugget.

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>>37133050
>takes the paper which the spirits are so delicately attached to and is the cause of their hatred and suffering
>wipes his balls with it

This needs to be a movie. What a fucking GOD.

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>>37132877

I got out of bed, and took one step to get to my keyboard and mouse so I could get this for you.

>>37147301
what is this?

>>37142022
what language is that

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>>37146713
>I just deadlifted 105 pounds AMA

>>37133103
How does this differ from a cameltoe? Fucking double standards

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>>37121441
>Decline Bench
>Do it anyway

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>>37147301
that medicine ball dodge ball actually looks like it would be fun

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>>37147301

>>37147301
ITS NEVER ENDING!!!

>>37142022
>>37144410
>Admin sees developing epic thread
>Admin switches on Admin tag
>Admin tries to be funny and get attention in epic thread
>No one gives a shit and ignores him

It's tasty bonus cringe

>>37145083
I do this but with Trappy rather than a faggoty man

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>>37147301
>Twenty-Sixteen
>Not doing christmas light chin kips
>Not doing pregnant bounce squats
>Not doing formal business suit presses

Not going to make it

>>37142003
its kind of a disappointment, she's getting fucked with a floppy for like half of it

>>37147301
Wwwwhy would they do that one where they just carry the weights and inevitably fall down, seems unnecessarily dangerous

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>>37149369
iktf bro

>>37137242
Or, you know. It was some guy trolling.

>>37141296
They are comics made by Sir there are loads

>>37142087
This thread was the basis for panel 6 of this comic.
>>37141313

>>37144444

>>37133103
>proceed to complain about how people are staring at your balls

Really if you don't want to see his nuts don't look at his dick yeah?

But I guess it's a double standard. If a man was staring at a woman's ass he'd get kicked, a chick stares at a dudes nuts and he's gotta change.

>>37142749
My fat friend allready confessed to me, thath she have feelings towards me. Face is 9/10, personality too, but got damn, that body... Like excess of 80 pounds and no tits even when fat. She started lifting and running, tried to give her some weight loss tips to make that process faster, but after two months of her effort she lost 5 punds, what the fuck. I can lose 5 pounds in a week.

>>37134029
He had a gf actually

>>37131221
>slimming cream

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Had this saved for ages and never had a chance to post it

>>37147278
seconded

>>37133211
>british doctor asking a patient to leave
no

>>37150794
Cause she's tried everything except for eating right and exercising.

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>>37142749
>old guy is laughing.

>>37121583
both of them sound like dumbasses desu

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>>37147352

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>>37121422
>2016
>Not doing weighted hikes

>>37147301
Some of this is clearly a joke, mixed in with people taking it seriously.
>dudes in suits working out without taking jackets off.
>Rig covered in Christmas lights.

>>37148531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDbMWj_C9ww

>>37121460
haha

How do i kill myself

>>37152980
crossfit

>>37132617
this will always be GOAT

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>>37133062
fucking lost

>>37126827
You're the worst. You are a real piece of shit, you know that?
Fucking Redditor, kill yourself.

>>37133050
>>37133050
This is so bad.

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>>37130043
>Others get gfs pushed into them while i'm strugling to build up confidence just to talk to a stranger.
This ain't fair brehs, just give me a chance like this and i promise i won't fuck it up.

>>37154744
It's not all it's cracked up to be. I had a girl straight up tell me she liked me, but she's 5'4 and 200 pounds. Another one calls me sweety all the time but she's got a major butterface. The last one is keeps coming up with cutesy nicknames for me but she's an absolute bitch to everyone else.

>>37154808
>keeps coming up with cutesy nicknames for me but she's an absolute bitch to everyone else

That actually sounds really nice.

>>37154808
>but she's an absolute bitch to everyone else
If she's hot take her and then change her personality. If she will remain bitch just dump her.