How do you achieve such a physique, /b/?

Fuck men

>>37087516
Get big muscles and make sure you have a tiny penis.

photoshop

>>37087516
Johnny Bravo?

Sew the bottom half of a woman to yourself

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>>37087516

By bulking for 3 years or so without ever bothering to actually cut and show some definition. Dude has obvious mass and achieved a great taper/shoulder:waist ratio, but even with half-natty down lighting I see no definition whatsoever. Also, glutes are lagging in proportion to everything else. I know because I feel his pain.

>>37088221
pls do some squats and deads

>>37087516
Have you tried going to the gym? I think you should try going to the gym.

>>37087516
always pull everything. When you have to push something, go to the other side and pull it

this isn't /b/, this is /fit/

>>37087516
>Not so thinIy veiIed homofaggot posting thread

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>>37088249
You mean dont do squats and deads

Have a long torso and short legs and naturally wide shoulders. Build a massive upper body while only half arsing leg training every now and again. Do that for 3 years natty then roid for a year.

>>37087516
Stop growing when you turn 10

>>37088221
now one without the underwear

>>37087516
By selling propane and propane accessories.

>>37087516

Start with Short legs and a Long torso

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