Grill here How do I achieve Garnet Mode?

>>37085342
Go to tumblr

>>37085360
But I hate tumblr

>>37085342
Did you try having an insufferable and cruel juvenile fan base?

>>37085342
Work legs only on machines and weighted lunges to avoid any core strengthening, get breast implants, and dope down to 10% body fat

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>>37085342
You need glasses and black shirt for the hair then your done

>>37085342
Watch a shitty tv show

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>I watch steven universe
>I have all the attributes fit doesn't have like confidence with women and creative ability
>mfw I've never lifted before

>>37085342
Its a decent show.
No amount of work can get you those hips theyve fused already

>>37086263
It's not shit. There was nothing on TV one day and I had a terrible comedown from MDMA, so I decided to watch it since /tv/ raves about it.
Nice music too


Also OP, be black.

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Garnet is a fusion, i.e. not natty. The most you can hope for is Steven mode.

>>37086903
I bet he lifts more than most of the fags that post on /fit/

>>37086931
get out tripfag

>>37086931
>>37086853

You're the worst trip here.

Kill yourself.

>>37086853
>>37086931
>>37086955
Transgressive much?
Did you get yelled at by your abusive father again?

>>37086682
>/fit/ is one person
if i wanted to, i could shit down your throat in front of those women crying in terror

>>37086853
>>37086931
>>37086955
jesus christ
i've never seen you talking about fitness
mcfucking kill yourself

>>37086952
>>37087093
>>37087096
pls don't feed trolls, especially this one. one day he's "TRUMP is GOD EMPRAH" the next he's "HAES!!!" he says whatever he needs to to get a response. just ignore and he will go back to /b/ or /pol/

>>37087104
>

i will stomp your head to bits and force your mom to eat the scrambled remains

well no but srsly kill urself

>>37085342
>try really hard and not try at all at the same time
>or
>link your mind with the energy of all existing matter, channeling the collective energy of the universe

>>37087162
>Twisted fuckin psychopath

heh, you got that right

*teleports behind u*

>>37085342
You don't, now fuck off

>>37087192
Just stop.

>>37085342
>Be 2D
>Be a nigger

>>37085373
Seriously doubt it