Do you tell people that you lift?

>>37065743
no you lied to her you dingus what if she sees you at the gym

>>37065743
When she discovers you do lift you just say
>I don't workout. I train.

I tell them its my ALPHA GENETICS even though im a BETA GYMCEL

>>37065743
I suppose. Gotta hide your power level, brah.

>>37065750
I have a homegym.

Why would you lie to her about it?

>>37065786
>take her home
>she sees dozens of weights autistically organized and sorted by pairs next to a squat rack

Kek

>>37065805
Why not? Can you imagine what normies feel when hearing about your 6 - 10 hours a week gym habit?

>>37065805
Because I feel insecure about my pecs

>>37065743
"just a couple hours a week" is a good enough response

>>37065743
Yes I could never tell anyone I lift when chad just eats pizza

>>37065743
i tell normies i go to the gym once i week when i feel motivated

>>37065750
>>37065805
>>37065816

who cares dude she probably has kankles anyway

why dont you tell her the truth, that its not even fucking 5 hours a week.

The correct answer is always "Wii Fit and Zumba."

>>37065743
No. in fact don't tell anyone except your gym buds obviously. It makes it look that you have alpha genetics and discourages other faggots from lifting bc "you are shredded without lifting, why should I even bother". it cuts down the competition.

>>37065897
But anon, it's very noticeable.

>>37065743
Whenever they ask I just tell them I eat pizza everyday.

>>37065751
Kek

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>>37065828
I know that feel. Also, I feel you bro. Bond with me.

>I have one of those door frame pullup things and I like to jog on the weekends

Weightlifting is for brutes

>>37065915
Deny deny deny. You have to spread the genetics meme. That way, those that buy it won't pick up lifting and won't create competition. If you're already /fit/, you have to keep training and discourage others from catching up to you.

>>37065919
What happened to "we're all gonna make it"?

>>37065826
>6-10 hours a gym
dude, thats exacty what normies do

>>37065956
"We" means us on /fit/. Death to the normiecucks

Always hide your powerlevel, senpai

>>37065751
10/10 post

>>37065743
Wii fit and zumba, but tons of pizza