Autistic Moments

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>be me
>be 17
>shredded sikkunt
>last period of day
>me chatting to qts waiting for bell to ring
>with other bro
>everythings fine until we both kinda look around for bad smell
>smell is like satans asshole
>wtfisthatsmell.zip
>see small puddle of liquid on ground
>realize bag is wet
>ohfucknotnow.mp4
>Bro is that what danks
>think to self cant deny it now
>yeah old bottle forgot it in bag play it off like nothing
>smell gets worse
>qts sense something is wrong
>Ohfuckohfuck.bat
>Bell rings
>run out as fast as sonic
>Smell is 10x as strong people start to comment as i walk by
>fuck me
>go to locker
>everyone is halls wondering what the fuck is that smell
>friend comes up is like you smell that
>WHOLE FIRST FLOOR SMELLS LIKE SHIT AT THIS POINT AND IS ONLY GETTING WORSE
>Tell friend
>says what the fuck you are retarded
>other friend says he has to leave cause smell too stronk
>notevenmyfinalform.png
>casually walk to trashcan
>unscrew cap
> hear hiss
>gag
>throw whole bag in trash
>run like pistorius out the door
>TFW you made a gainz granade