New fat story/hate thread

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>tfw weight gain fetish

Help me brehs

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>>37047811
contact pixiteri

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>>37047881

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>>37047811

>>37047770
>unfried rice
>typically frying rice

>went out with some friends two nights in a row
>ingested a combined 7300 calories

Being a normalfag is suffering sometimes.

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>>37047926

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Keep away from them fatties, you can catch it apparently.

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>>37047908
Doesnt the skin turn like this in the early stages of leprocy?

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>>37047908
Why do girls do this gay shit with their eyes? It looks terrible on every woman and doesn't matter if she's fat. Am I the only one who feels this way?

I got stoned for the first time in a year and went on a binge.

>Went to Runza, ate 2 cheesy Runzas
>Went to Culvers, ate a triple w/ cheese and cheese curds and three root beers
>Went to DQ and had a large Heath Bar blizzard

why do I do this to my gainz

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>>37047972

>>37047948

>yeast infection lined to mental illness

So do yeast infectons cause mental illness or are mentally ill people plagued by yeast infections? I must know!

>>37047972

What are you talking about? Using eye liner?

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>>37047977
retard.

>>37047988
Yes, the retarded wing thing that looks like they let a 3 year old put a marker to their face.

>>37047993

I puked like half of it out on purpose but it was bits of red cabbage and heath bars fucking brutal

>>37047980
How old is she?

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>>37047999

It's a style thing that is supposed to make your eyes look bigger, I guess, reverse Satan. I don't like it either, it looks dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYyL7yRHU58

>>37047999
Checked

>>37048007
2 tons

>>37048015
I want to live in a world without makeup.

>>37047935
>friends drink beer every weekend
>bros since highschool
>recovering fatty at 170 from 230
>they shit on me for not drinking with them

:(

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>>37048015
See if you use brown eyeliner and put it downward to me looks better. Why can't when do this?
Like if you use black winged liner makes their eyes look smaller and look too whore-ish to me.
But the real problem is that women rather cover up than fix their skin.

>>37047881
No she's Ana-mode now no longer chubby Queen desu

>>37047770
such a waste of cute face...

>>37048108
>rather cover up than fix their skin.

Take it from someone who has acne at 29, some things you can't fix. I use a little bit of cover-up on days I have it bad, or I feel like shit.

But slapping on layer after layer of make up doesn't help, no.

>>37047770
Anyone have the one where it shows that she just copy and pasted the food from a nutrition website? I had it but I lost my fat hate folder

>>37048093
Are they fat as fatasses?
If so there's the reason

When you make it bro and it seems you have, they will be asking for advice in tears when life hits them with da' beetus

>>37047908
the thumbnail did not prepare me for this.

Jesus fucking Christ, not even fluoroantimonic acid could fix that thing.

>>37047908

>having zits
>caking on makeup
>not realizing this makes the zits worse

I used to have acne so I know this feel. I'd put coverup on it, and noticed it would last 3x as long as if I didn't use makeup on it and just suffered the embarassment. Stopped using makeup, got /cgl/, clear skin now. Feels amazing.

I never understood makeup near the eyes. That's the last damn place I'd want a bunch of toxic chemicals to be. And the skin around the eyes is the most delicate. Eye makeup = early aging.

Fatty chan pls stop. That's not moe. She even got that ted cruz face with the no chin, downpointed nose, and wide apart eyes.

>>37047980

Heh. That print is shit and so is her coord. Those running shoes don't deserve an explosive death from overstuffing like that.

>being so fat your feet are fat
>being so fat stretchy bracelets still cut off your circulation
>being so fat you have two sets of boobs and a front butt

>>37047980

>I'm want to dress like a literal child, because I'm to weak to make it in the real world.

>>37047948
Of course obesity is contagious. But it requires the obese to be very close to the non-obese for long periods of time.

You see, obese will keep buying crap and then will guilt-trip non-obese into eating it. All day every single day.

And they're not doing it just to fuck up with non-obese, no, they're doing it just because then they feel better about eating it themselves.

>>37047770

>orange jooce, lemonade
>salad dressing
>graham crackers , cookies
>dinner roll
>sugar yogurt, French toast

Whenever someone tries to tell me calorie cutting doesn't work I say I would have to be with them for everything they shovel in thier mouth to make that call.

You can't eat like shit and expect to look good without using those calories for something or tren.

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>>37047980

Why do fat women dress like little girls?
Your FAT!!! Were a Mumu and accept yourself.

>>37047946
Compared to that face that body is even somewhat attractive I dare say
Face mogged girls are a sad thing

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I occasionally enjoy a high quality high test chubster but damn these bitches are gross

>>37048108
>there are fat girls who spend more time putting on makeup every day than you do in the gym
I'll never understand the makeup meme

>>37048501
Thank you

>>37048403
sounds like my mother who said she'd kick me out of the house if I didn't eat an entire package of oreos to prove I didn't have "unhealthy eating habits".

>>37047951
Maybe but that's just broken out skin caked in an insane amount of foundation.

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>>37048152
Fuck off I've worked with dermatologist. Ask for fucking antibotics, meds, and non congentic skincare with a good pH balance.
And for the random pimple use pimple stickers like these.

>>37047977
At some point you've got to realize that you're just eating bcus you're lazy/weak-willed and not high.

>>37049062

I just took 70 days of anti-biotics. You can fuck right off, I'm not putting my body through that again.

>>37048093
forget your friends, you're a /fit/izen now

>>37047972
It's a personal preference thing. My girl does it, but she does it well and it looks good.

Fat girl in pic didn't do it so well. Also is fat.

>>37048093
Switch to liquor.

>>37049062
They don't want real solutions because those take time and effort.

They want the quick fix that will make them feel great immediately.

Fat people are the worst kind of people

>>37048903
>ancient cultures
>lots of 18th-20th century Europe
I hate fatties too but the public school system failed this person badly

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>>37047729
http://archive.is/aR5if
>McWade said she collects disability payments and has psoriatic arthritis, impaired mobility, early stage Crohn’s disease, severe fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome

>>37049147
>SOOO BUTEEFULL
kek

>>37049120
this this this

>>37049147
>Chrohns, fibromyalgia and cfs: three conditions that don't exist and have been created by our fastfood urgent care clinic industry so that fat people have something to call feeling like a big fat piece of shit.
This type of person is the biggest drag on our healthcare system. This is what we should be fighting against if we want goodbhealthcare. But fativists vote Bernie.
>This nation is so confused.

>>37048923
man at least she moving, cut the white bitch some slack.

>>37049475
>white knighting this fat tub of shit
>on an anonymous message board
>in a thread dedicated to hating fat people

Grow a backbone

>>37049471
>>Chrohns, fibromyalgia and cfs: three conditions that don't exist and have been created by our fastfood urgent care clinic industry so that fat people have something to call feeling like a big fat piece of shit.
Go play outside, you uneducated fuckwhore. Just beause fatfucks claim to have these conditions in order not to take the responsibility for their overweight and it's consequences doesn't mean they do not exist.

>>37049471
The only two people I know with chrohns are skinny and don't even eat fast food.

And they both lost a crazy amount of weight because of it in addition to starting skinny. I don't know how you can maintain obesity and have legitimate chrohns desu. Seems like a lie in her case

>>37049541
med-fag here

I dont fucking believe I've ever met a single legitimate case of fibromyalgia in my ten years of practicing so far.

I know its real, but its basically ptsd for fat chicks, you don't gotta do much to get yourself diagnosed with it.

>>37049625
>its basically ptsd for fat chicks, you don't gotta do much to get yourself diagnosed with it
As I said. Lame excuses for lazy turds of lard.

I imagine a perfect world in which these monsters are sent to a camp where they get a strict diet and a workout for about 9 months. After that everyone of them that sobbed "mu genetics" before the camp gets spanked with a pan until the asschecks are as read as the roided head of Dick Piano.

>>37049541

Psoriasis is diet/behavior mediated. If you're a fat wreck of a human being it makes the symptoms so much worse.

Fibromyalgia and various GI diseases are also closely linked with psoriasis.

I have psoriasis and my symptoms are very mild compared to what they have been in the past when I was fat. I don't take medication either.

>>37049541
Read his post again

>>37049147
HAHAHAHA GET REKT

>>37049625
How is that possible?

A blood test immediately will reveal whether there are markers along the red blood cells.

Unless the fat chicks were straight up refusing to be tested, it is a virtual impossibility to be diagnosed with it.

>>37049034
reading that shit makes me grateful for my upbringing

>>37048307
bitch

>>37047926
Is this bad? Even when I'm cutting I'll fucking chop up a shit load of chicken thigh and veg and fry it up with some spice n rice. Relatively low cal and is amazing pre lifting

So just FYI, I'm a 28 year old male and have been destroying my body with junk food and alcohol for the past year (slightly more than a year, but still). I've been binging garbage food and drinking destructive amounts of alcohol weekly, some weeks I've been drunk every single night. I haven't exercised at all, nothing whatsoever.

Still, after more than a year of systematically destroying myself I have only managed to become fat. Maybe chubby plus. I'm a fat dude, but not morbidly obese. And this is after a YEAR of actively trying to destroy myself. How people manage to get into landwhale territory is really a bit beyond me. Goodspeed, fitfags.

>>37049505
dude has a point, at least she's trying something then living in fat acceptance denial.

>>37048881

this is fucking nightmare fuel right here

>>37048069
Move to France mate, French girls are all about natural beauty and prefer to use creams and lotions to make their skin look nice instead of covering it with makeup. Sounds like it'd be your kinda place :)

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>>37049853

>>37049969
>implying
We're influenced by Murrica like anyone else, we've got our share of cake-faced girls. But at least they tend to be thin.

>>37050010
Haven't been to France in a long time, didn't know it was starting to change. Damn, sorry to hear that.

>>37049471
The only person I know with Chrohns is thin and doesn't eat fast food garbage, she doesn't eat much at all. Ya dun goofed anon.

>>37049969
Not all of them. Had an ex gf who spent one hour in the bathroom everyday to put on her kilo of make up...
Dumped the bitch really quickly partly because of that.

>>37049936
No she isn't. She probably goes home to eat a full tub of KFC because she has earned it.

I fucking hate when people say this shit. Fat people will almost always stay fat unless they have some huge realization how fucking stupid they are and stop stuffing themselves with endless amount of fat and carbs.

>>37050090
This

Results are what matters. Effort and intent are meaningless compared to results.

Fatties aren't fat because of what they do in one day, but rather because of what they have done every day in their lives.

>>37049969
Whats the easiest way to get a French Visa? Converting to Islam?

>>37049926
Fast food doesn't make you fat. Eating too many calories does. Fatties usually spend years upon years of consuming larger and larger amounts of calories. You being a faggot for a year won't amount to much.

>>37048923
Someone please add loud elephant stomp sounds or heavy ass godzilla feet. This whale got way too big up close

>>37050170
What's the easiest way to immigrate to Murica? Being a fat beaner?

>>37047977
Runza! Where in nebraska?

>>37047908
Where is her maxilla?

>>37049147
Holy shit I live in TR

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>files for disability
>"I'm perfectly healthy at 410 lbs!!!"

>>37050509
Fuck this gay earth

>>37050509
Got sauce so I can see more?

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>>37050509
pt 2

>>37048108
>>37048015
Holy shit you guys are retarded. The point of winged eyeliner is not to make your eyes bigger, the point is to get that sultry/sexy/thinner/bedroom eye look.

Pisses me off that a lot of women do it every single day in the daylight hours. It completely negates the point of it, and gets real old.

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Everytime I see a fat person I wantto stab my fucking eyes out. My parents never prepared me to live in a world full of lardasses.
>tfw living in Murica
FUCKKKK!!!!!!

>>37049969
this must also apply to french canadian girls, cause my girlfriend only uses lotion on her face as well

>>37050541
can't find the original source on tubblr but here is the rest of the post >>37050580

>>37048923

Fuck dude, kudos to her for moving but damn get a tarp to cover that fupa or something.

>>37050090
>>37050129
Both of you are full of shit. At least she's making progress to lose weight and you guys still shit on her. You're not better than you average tumblr whale sjw.

If the bitch came to realization and decided to lead a healthy lifestyle and work out, who are you to bitch about it?

>>37050764
How do you know this?

For all you know this could be a weird fetish video

>>37049936

We can both accept that what she's doing is good while also making fun of her disgusting blob of a body.

Why the fuck are you white-knighting here, of all places?

>>37050784
I don't, I'm making assumptions based on the webm I'm seeing.
For the same reason you fucks are making assumptions she's going to eat a bucket of KFC as soon she's home. How do you know this?

Since she took her ass out to jog, chances are greater she's wanting to make a change than bitch about "muh fat acceptance"

>>37050811
>For the same reason you fucks are making assumptions she's going to eat a bucket of KFC as soon she's home. How do you know this?
Because she has eating buckets of KFC for her whole life

It's a reasonable assumption

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>>37049471
I've know people with Crohn's, in all of the cases, they didn't digest food properly and we're rail thin. I question this fat cows diagnosis

>>37050831
That's likely before she worked out. By your logic, fat people never try to lose weight and make a change in their lifestyle.

t. ex-fat fuck

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>>37048093

If your friends ever shit on you for making healthy lifestyle choices, find new friends. FAST.

>>37048307
Be my /cgl/ gf


Plz respond

>>37050863
Stop white-knighting this hamplanet you pathetic twat

>>37050863
>fat people never try to lose weight and make a change in their lifestyle

Most fat people never do

Of the small amount that try, most will fail

Of the very few that make it, most will fall back into old habits eventually

Fatness is not on the outside. Fatness comes from within. Greed, gluttony, sloth, and pride.

>>37048903
Was looking for this pick
forever

>>37050377

she doesn't have, her jaws unhinge like a snake's and swallow cakes whole

>>37049147
I live in Asheville. It's an amazing place and I love it, but holy fuck the hipsters, halfbacks and feminists run rampant here. Good on this guy for standing up for what he believes in.

>>37050994
Halfbacks??

>>37047729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCpyytJV7s

>>37051033
As opposed to fullbacks

>>37050580
Its funny how it complains of how rude the social worker was in her blog, instead of going out on her. Its almost as if it was willing to put up with being "verbally abused" to avoid jeopardazing access to welfare...

>captcha: select all cookies

http://www.christyharrison.com/intuitive-eating-online-course

>>37051054
So its full of people missing parts of their
Backs?? Sounds 2spoopy5me

>>37049936
pretty sure its a fat fetish video not her working out

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https://daretonotdiet.wordpress.com/2016/04/25/the-weight-youre-supposed-to-be/
Please educate yourselves

>>37049541
Just because a term was created for shitting blood, vague muscle pain and feelin too tired to work doesnt mean theyre real things.
The medical community has to quantify these complaints somehow, or in the case of crohns, people have access to google and can claim an incredibly rare disorder to their doctor.
>I'll bet you're a victimized individual too but take that gay shit to tumblr

>>37050037
>>37049561

Amazing how many anecdotal cases of crohns in this thread when less than 0.06% of the population is diagnosed with it.

>>37051244
Please leave, fatty.

>>37049147
From webmd
>.....Your fibromyalgia specialist may prescribe pain medication or antidepressants to help treat the pain, fatigue, depression, and anxiety that comes with the disease. In addition, your doctor may recommend physical therapy, moist heat, regular aerobic exercise,.......

>>37050495

Can you go and shake this man's hand for me. So based.

>>37051244


shoo sho gains goblin.

>>37051324
I've only met one person with it and she is rail thin and has had difficulty controlling her symptoms so they moved to Switzerland for a non approved treatment.

>>37049744
All people have to do is go to their local private clinic and claim what they read on their victim support forums and they will be treated for it.
Not trying to be a fag but in a country where most healthcare is private it is in the best interests of the medical practice to placate these requests because these people are their biggest(lol) customers.
The wide term(lul again) for this market is chronic lifestyle disease, because all these disorders compound with each other. Its a huge industry.

>>37051324
That's still a lot of people anon.

And the one I know for sure has it now has a whole mess of tumors from the medication he's taken from it. Probably going to die soon. I know he didn't eat a lot because it was too hard on him.

The other... never really talked to her. Only heard about it. She went downhill fast since she was diagnosed with it so I don't doubt she had it.


But in my own experience I have severe doubts these obese people have it when they maintain their weight like that.

>>37051383
exactly, thats why its bullshit when obese people claim it with a plethora of other conditions

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>>37048307
>/cgl/
Stoped reading right there. You girls can't take any criticism without becoming tumblr, aspend all day bitching about other lolitas or hotter cosplayers, and the thread I made asking about tips or good tutorials to make armor for my first cosplay were deleted and I got banned for being male. Fuck you.

>>37051428
My point is just that like something like celiacs, crohns is a very rare, not well understood condition that white women, especially fat ones, will claim to have to support their worthless victim complex life attitude while others suffer quietly and legitimately.

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The science is more settled than global warming
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/02/health/biggest-loser-weight-loss.html

>>37051487
great citbaition there Dr. Faggot, MD

>>37051476
I've know 2 people with Crohn's and 1 with celiac and all 3 were legitimately diagnosed and thin, very thin. I guess if you can't digest food you ain't getting them calories. Heck one of the Crohn's guys had a bunch of his colon removed, shit gets serious

>>37051487
lol I know you trolling. But that study is so fucked up. The problem is that the biggest loser has people in a controlled environment who don't make any real lifestyle changes lose a ton of weight quickly and then are thrust back into the real world without fixing what was wrong with them.

People who learn that it's about lifestyle changes not temporary dieting are always successful and keep the weight off long term.

>>37048093
Gin and tonics friend. Great summer drink, low in calories and refreshing as fuck.

>>37051517
>colon removed
>shit gets serious
kek

>>37051529
Lately Ive really been liking tequila and club soda, maybe a lime wedge if youre into that. Refreshing. It will fuck you up tho.

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bootin

>>37048881
>If your Be a Going to 2 Face Then aT least Onee of them Makee Pretty

What did he mean by this?

>>37049147

Are they sure he didn't say, 'I can't tow you, my truck has a weight limit'?

>>37051690

I've seen this is a million times, but is it real?

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what would we really lose if they all just disappeared

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>>37051638
pls no

>>37051820
how long did that take?
you are looking much better anon

>>37051780
That gif lel

>>37051862
too bad she went full retard afterwards

>>37051736
Where do you even find animals that big

>>37051459
your thread probably got deleted because mods are cunts, they delete anything if they're in a nasty mood. You could probably start a thread for general tutorials and contribute some, instead of just asking?

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>>37051882
burgerland

>>37051867
proof

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/r/ing more fat transformations

>>37051559
I'm not a huge tequila fan myself, but I can confirm the [hard liquor] + club soda combo with maybe a fruit. Fucks you up if you drink enough, but you can also nurse em. And low cal. I usually go for gin + soda. Another good combo is experimenting with two hard liquors mixed, like gin and whiskey

>>37051892
Why can't you just answer a question and help a begginer instead of just deleting the thread?

>>37047908
fat Shawna Mallway-Tweep

>>37049471
>e

I know someone with fibromyalgia, and she is an avid hiker and not even fat. retard.

>>37051714

-pre- breakfast? jesus.

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>>37047908

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>>37051800
snakes do need more love.

>>37051956
as a butterface, it makes me fucking furious when fatties have pretty faces and waste their gift on a disgusting fat body.

>>37049062
I have a hormone imbalance from PCOS which means I have Mild acne.most of the time regardless of the external settings. You sound fairly naive about the subject desu

>>37052140
fuck spiders tho

>>37048881
>If your be a going to 2 face then at least onee of them makee pretty
What?

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>>37049471
I'd say we fight against ignorance. You better get yourself educated really fast so we don't have to fight you.

>>37049744
self diagnosis is all the rage in teens now

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>>37047770
>Orange juice for breakfast

>>37050204
>it's cinco de Mayo
Kek m80

>>37047977
i smoke a lot and you just need to realize that you dont need to eat just try driniing water or distracting yourself

>>37052230
I always have a sip because if I don't I can't swallow my pills consistently and I'll occasionally get really bad pain in my chest for like 4 hours, but I drink like a cup a week total

>>37052140
top snek

>>37052263
It depends on your tastes but have you tried coconut water?

If you just need something to flush the pills down then maybe something lower in sugar might help

Just thinking of your diet anon, the less sugar the better

>>37052263
why don't you drink water?

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any one else feel like roadhog is extremely sexually attractive?

>>37052462
No.

>>37051459
Lemme guess, you wanted to be spoonfed all kinds of info without bothering to google "armor tutorial" yourself? Fuck off, baby. We learned this shit ourselves through oldschool DA tutorials as well as trial and error. Bet you were told to go the the Help Gemeral thread, right?

>>37052462

Mei is high test qt.

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>>37051926
This fucking picture never fails to enrage me, the fucking bitch
>REEEEEEEE

>>37049034
holy fucking shit im sorry

>>37052503
MEI IS SHIT TUMBLR WAIFU BAIT GOD I HATE HER STUPID FUCKING CHINK FACE AND GLASSES

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>>37049475
she only took 17 steps before she had to stop

>>37051971
In which of them will it transform?

>>37052501
Oh, fuck off. I just wanted some help to learn, and you guys acted all high and mighty because I wasn't part of your secret club. So what if you learned it yourself when you were in kindergarden? Right now you're in a board that constantly offres help to begginers without telling them to learn by themselves. And yes, I also went to the help general, but was ignored because there was some drama going on (weird, right? drama on /cgl/)

>>37050836
>>37050836
God this pisses me off so much.
That poor kid has probably been stuffed with grease and butter since she was born.

>>37050580

My weight causing my disabilities is none of your business!
>Applies for welfare funded by me
>Privilege intensifies

>>37051736
Oh god.
This is at a Steak n Shake.
I fucking love that place. Out of all the fast food that I had to give up, steak n shake was the hardest.

>>37047770
>lemonade
>butter cookies

i wonder how this will end

>>37048910
The outward oriented hips always haunt me. They're basically doing the split 24/7

>>37050913
I'm not whiteknighting shit, I'm just saying it's fucking stupid to shit on people that actually get off their lazy ass and try to make progress.

>>37050928
I beg to differ, I've seen more than enough success pictures of fatties becoming fit.
I've also seen a lot of pictures of skinny people becoming fat.

What are you trying to prove?

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>>37052324
topsnek

>>37051820
It's posts like this that give me hope for humanity

>tfw gf is 5'2" and 170

>she has lost 20lbs in 5 months so far and is doing SL with me

Tell me she will make it brehs

>>37051043
Is this you that uploaded that video? I'm assuming it is because of the low view count and the video about being thrown out of PF. If so, grow the fuck up and learn what property rights are.

>>37051906

>fatties always have food related phone cases
>think shiny can in thumbnail was her phone while she took a selfi

>>37052770

She'll make it and leave you

>>37048108
shut up weeb

>>37052789
If she leaves me I will find someone else. If she stays we will have a strong bond.

Gotta stay positive anon.

>>37048923
To the people defending her...
http://www.ssbbwkellie.com/home.html

>>37052694
The problem is that you assume she is attempting a lifestyle change. Most likely she's just out trying to prance around a bit for her fetishist enablers.

If there was any context, I'd agree with you. But she's not out walking. She's just hamming it up for a camera.

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>>37052855

>>37051487

see

>>37051527

If you're trolling, ayyy lmao

If you are not trolling, please die. the population has too many slugs already

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>>37051976
brehs

>>37052695
>blue board

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>>37052579
>God this pisses me off so much.
I feel the same way when it comes to overweight kids. It's a sure sign of neglectful parents.

I cringe very time I'm visiting with my 8 year old niece and she asks for something to drink and is given a can of pop by my sister or the dad instead of just water or milk. While talking to her on Skype yesterday she told her parents she was hungry so they gave her a bowl of ice cream.

It sucks because it's hard to say anything about it to her parents without them immediately going into defense mode. I don't mean to step on their toes but I really worry about the unhealthy eating habits their teaching her.

Luckily she's a very active kid, being involved in cheerleading and other physical activities. So the only thing I can do is support her love for sports and things, and hope for the best. She knows the difference between what's good for her and what's a "sometimes" food. It's her parents who are the problem. Instead of grabbing an apple to snack on they'll give her a bowl of cheesepuffs. I think what upsets me most is that she's the kind of kid who wouldn't complain if given an apple. She loves fruits and veggies but is fed junk food instead.

If you want to screw up your own health, fine. But I hate it when parents don't seem to care about their own child's health.

>>37051638
this picture gave me at least 3 different cancers

>>37052922
how the fuck is its skeleton not imploding already? The "human" body can be truly fascinating and scary sometimes

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>>37052501
>I'm so le cool for dressing up like other people to escape my meaningless life

>>37051976
How did getting fatter make her whiter?

>>37047908
It's like if someone drew a hyper-realistic pepe as a woman

>>37051517

Eh, I know a few people with celiacs who are pretty heavy. Even if you cut out a fair bit of variety, you can still eat a lot.

>>37051956
Absolutely rancid.

Those cottage cheese thighs. Jesus.

>>37051033
southern term for rich old whites who winter in florida and summer in appalachia

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>>37047908
jesus christ why

>>37048923

this is a huge waste of life and biomaterial imho

>mfw not even a fathater

>>37051926
I heard that dog is dead. Did not live long after the show was filmed.

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>>37047972
breh, that shits amazing as long as you're attractive and can pull it off

>>37051043
policeman is 100% right in this case

this little ass whitey ass beta leftist teenager bitch should be castrated and have his tongue cut off

>>37050509

>ptsd

Reeeeeeeeee

>>37049147
HOL UP

Crohns counts as a disability now? I aint getting paid shit for that

>>37051638
Is that Kelly Drinkwater?

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>>37050836

>>37049625
Wife is er doc, says only shared symptom fibromyalgia sufferers have is mental illness. My uncle got diagnosed and she had him go to another doctor that "wasn't too lazy to do his job"

>>37048093
I like to drink but now I only do it at places where it makes sense. Like Canada Day, or a beer festival, or a weekend at the cottage. If its a concert or a sporting event i'll just stay sober and enjoy the entertainment. you can have fun dancing at a club or shooting pool at a bar without having a drink.

>>37051709
This desu senpai

>>37047811
I think your picture already gave you a decent solution

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>>37048923

>>37049147
I rarely forget I'm a proud upstate South Carolinian. That tow truck driver is awesome and reminds me of the high moral fibre of the area. I don't miss Greenville, but that was an awesome place a decade ago.

>>37047770

>expecting a diet to have any effect after only 2 days

>>37051043
>Complains about how long it will take to walk
>yet wastes time arguing that he didn't break rules while admitting to breaking those rules

>>37047972
They do it because they THINK they can do it well. I would love to do eyeliner like this, but it's too fucking hard and I look like a street walker. Also, see >>37053539 .

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>>37053631
>I'm a canadian

>>37050613
THIS

>>37048093
Switch to hard liquor. Take up Scotch as a hobby drink if you can afford it, it awes all the beerfags.

>>37048881
>If your be a then at least onee of them going to 2 face makee pretty?

>>37049090
have you tried accutane?

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2000AD tried to warn us. All we had to do was listen.

>>37051894
my god

>>37049090

Here is what worked for me anon

Green tea 5-6 cups a day

A few drops of jojoba oil on your face at night before bed

Had shit acne for years, did tons of creams, antibiotics and accutane. The above worked better then anything else

>>37054270
Not him, but I tried accutane for around 5-6 months. Spots came back after around 2-3 months after finishing (was told spots should completely clear after this time).

I'm going to try again with accutane and see whether a second dose will help.

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>there are still people falling for the high-test meme

>>37048923
that made my reptilian brain's flight instinct tingle. not even joking.

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>>37052922

>>37054454

pic of the essay?

>>37051671
Jesus Christ this is fucking dystopian.

>>37051737
I wish it were, but I'd have to say it isn't. Notice how the middle three armrests are an exact copy of the left one, with the one on the right at a shifted perspective. The one in the middle actually looks like it's shrunken inwards.

>>37048881
That took me way too long to correctly read that.

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>>37054776
If anybody wanted to crowdfund a anti-fat park bench, I'd pitch in.

>>37049471
My mom has that and she's the type of person to be the first in line to help out.

>>37052241
How about tracking some calories blistering retard

>>37052140
I love my corn snake. Zion is my best tie for formal events.

>>37049106
>>37049106
did the opposite

i cant drink liquor straight so i always mix it

so instead of getting a thing of rum and and alot of soda i just get a few beers

>>37054415
I did as well, but I think for 6-7 months. It worked wonders for me with the occasional zit. Guess you might be one of the few that needs a second session.

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>>37048039
Her clean bulk went well

>>37052230
Wait what? Is orange juice bad for you now or some shit?

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JUST

>>37047946
probably the most desperate I've ever been in life, so I honestly would

>>37055104
Orange juice has as much sugar in it as soda does.

>>37055083
Jesup Christ I teared up from this. I wonder if there is more?

>>37055141
Fuck. What about apple juice?

>>37048039
>bf is black

lel

>God decides when I'll go

External locus of control - one of the hallmarks of the hamplanet

>>37049561
You can't. Used to have Crohn's and BMI was in the 14 range. Tub of lards who say they have are self-diagnosed and only suffering from Cheetos shits. You cannot be fat and have Crohn's, period. Lying pigs.

Keep my symptoms at bay by severely restricting diet, BMI now 18. Obviously do not collect disability because being a productive member of society feels good.

>>37055161
Same deal. Fruit juice in general, sadly.

>>37055161
It all depends on the brand to be honest, you should read the nutrition label before you drink or eat anything if you are serious about what goes into your body.

>>37055161

all fruit juices are shit, as a general rule

>>37055199
>being a productive member of society feels good

Why? Working your ass off to feed and medicate these fucking creatures feels good?

>>37053674
kek'd

>>37053622
Don't know a single person with fibro who is not a fatty, crazy and lazy.

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>>37051244
This makes me feel sick, read the comments section below the article. This (presumed) landwhale is actually reinforcing horrible health habits and idiocy.

I used to think that this type was intelligent because of their writing capabilities. However, I now realize that it's just something they learn to win arguments with (rhetoric training for selective indignation of the truth).

They never cite the actual studies (probably because they are not from real scientific articles)

God when will this end?

>>37053590
Try keto, bro. Opposite of what the doctor says, but works wonders.

>>37055227
In an argument with land whales it's always the most long winded who wins. Never argue with them, they're insane.

>>37055072
There is this thing called light soda. Spritw zero works fine

>>37055212
After taxes I have plenty of money left. And I don't actually mind paying for them to slowly rot from the inside out, getting sepsis from beetus wounds, and modern medicine prolonging their suffering. They deserve it.

>>37055266
>prolonging their suffering

Fair point. If we're paying for the beetus shots, I still think we should be able to beat them like lard pinatas, though.

>>37051638
> AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>37053539

It makes me think of Amy Winehouse, or any other crackwhore.

>>37051867
And what's the story there?

>>37055114
hey man, his childhood was fucked up, at least he has a reason for being fat.

>>37055161
It would literally be better to blend your fruits whole and drink the dank fiber with it than to juice it and even that isn't good.

>>37055247
I'm starting to see that, it's like taking to a christian from the 14th century about science....

>>37055204
>>37055205
>>37055210
>>37055296

Well, this is a rude awakening. Thanks boys.

>>37049475
>>37050756

You fucking useless retards. This is clearly a fetish video.

And even if it wasn't the only reason fatasses film themselves exercising is so they can feel good about themselves and fish for compliments on the internet. The people that excuse their lifestyle with "at least they're trying" are just as cancerous.

>>37054967
I had some really pretty snow corns, but I was a stupid kid and they kept escaping. So my dad caught me a wild gopher snake.

Mean fucker. Don't give wild animals as pets, kids.

>>37047770

Jesus fuck, how is this a diet?

How is this even a 2000 calorie diet?

How on earth as an adult female does she expect to lose weight on 2k cal a day?

She hasn't even posted about exercise. She couldn't possibly lose weight on that diet without working out for hours each day.

>>37055227
>They never cite the actual studies (probably because they are not from real scientific articles)

Oh boy are they ever

One of the funny things about HAES is how they go on and on about studies funded by the evil weight loss industry. Yet studies they cite will sometimes be sponsored, albeit indirectly, by companies like mcdonalds and coke.

For some reason they dont bother to check who is funding the studies they cite, but will check for studies they disagree with.

Its also pretty funny to think that the ~50bil weight loss industry can have such a huge impact on health studies, yet junk food makers like Coke have revenues of over 50bil.

>>37055294
>at least he has a reason for being fat.

Is he still a child? No. He can take responsibility for his diet stop eating his bullshit.

>>37055304
Personally I can drink a glass of orange juice in the weekend, but it depends on how into your diet you are.

>>37055346
Confirmation bias is one hell of a drug.

>>37055334
2000 cals a day with moderate exercise is fine for most women yo

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>>37048923

I'm having flashbacks to bowser charging me.

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>>37055304
>be today
>forgot to clean my water bottle for the day
>go to uni empty handed
>go to what is essentially a gas station in the uni building where i have class
>i'll be damned if i pay a dollar or more for fucking water
>look for some other kind of drink
>would normally go for either black coffee or unsweetened Pure Leaf
>but i'm also quitting caffeine (not /fit/ related) and don't want (decaf) coffee right now because thirsty as fuck
>looking on the labels of pretty much the entire store's drinks
>end up buying a can of mango La Croix
>0 calories, no sugar, no sweetener, carbonated
It's...something.

>>37055346
Why? Why are they so stupid? If real science said that being fat was healthy and promoted a longer life.

I'd get fat really fast. Because it's not about what I feel is right, but what is actual scientific fact...

>>37055362

Bullshit. I'm a 5' 6" female and I have to cut on 1000 calories a day, tops.

>>37051638
>AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>37055355
Today he tries to get better, exercising and stuff. He has a lot of mental issues because of a traumatic childhood, that's for you to judge if it's a good reason for still being fat.
For me, I think some people just can't get fit, at least he's aware of it and is trying.

>>37055374

Womanlets dont count. Crawl back to your mouse hole

>>37055372
It is not an easy life we have chosen, brother

>>37055419
>at least he's aware of it and is trying

I wish people would stop saying shit like this.

>>37055419
>mental issues

This meme needs to stop. Some people just need to get the fuck over themselves.

>>37055419
He's not trying. If he's not getting any thinner, then he's not trying.

>>37055367
I knew I wasn't the only one! Lmfao, thanks Anon. Someone should add the bowser jr battle music to this webm.

>>37051850
>>37051862
>>37051878
>>37051894
>>37051906

>before pics: all have these fake half-smiles and sad eyes
>after pics: all have much bigger genuine smiles and a happy, confident look in their eyes

But I thought healthy eating and exercise made you miserable /fit/

>>37050509

>#disability

Literally read the first sentence and had to stop and consider how bad our society has gotten.

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>>37055545
>But I thought healthy eating and exercise made you miserable

It does. Everyday I wish I could go back to spending my days drinking beer and eating garbage. I just keep going because I hate people.

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This sums up what is wrong with HAES. Read it and agree.

I don't hate fatties for being fat. If I wanted to be fat, I would do it happily. And I would also agree with science:

Being overweight is not healthy.

http://www.bodyforwife.com/the-problem-with-health-at-every-size/

>>37055210
Watermelon is pretty legit

>>37055727
Yeah, because it's just water, retard.

>>37055727
Agua Fresca is the fucking GOAT

>>37055748
No, cause citrulline, you triple nigger

That shit grants you sweet gains

>>37047972
Makeup can be used to enhance already existing features (because it's not obvious), but anything more and it's a major turnoff. A lot of girls at my uni walk around looking fucking shiny and plastic (like news anchors). A few flaws can be a good thing imo because it at least shows a quarter-teaspoon of self confidence.

>>37049147

>be skinny
>be fit
> have Chrohn's, Lupus, and arthritis
> live my life in constant discomfort and pain

I live in autoimmune hell and I don't qualify for any kind of disability. She gets paid to sit at home and have chronic fatigue syndrome?

The only treatment ever proven by solid research to make a difference in CFS is intense daily aerobic exercise. It is largely ignored because most women with CFS are just fat lazy fucks who throw fits when told to work out because they would rather stay disabled.

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>Be me 6'1
>180lb
>White
>Go on dating site
>Pof
>Set up date with fat chick
>We hit it off
>Her weight doesn't really bother me
>Tfw 220
>Start dating her
>OH BOY
>She gets all clingy
>Gets like a fucking pig
>Literally eats more than me and loves and i mean loves cheese
>Takes every chance to put it on her food
>I try to give her advice on how to diet
>Literally gets triggered and i get btfo
>Says to me if i ever broke up with her she kill herself
>Feel trapped
>2 months in
>Already getting tired of her
>She treats me like crap
>Feels like i been married for 10 years
>Feel like a absolute cuck for putting up for it this long
>I'm done fuck this bitch
>Keep thinking to myself if i do break up with her she kill herself and it be my fault
>Feels bad man
>Post her about her on /fit/
>Get advice
>Call her bluff
>Dump the bitch
>She cries
>Google search pof search
>Literally 2 days later she back on pof
>Literally took me 5 months to realize she constantly needs attention because deep inside she knows she's shit and needs constant reinsurance that maybe just maybe other people don't think she is

I love you guys