/fit/ humor

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>>37044446

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>>37044446
If I wanted humor I would ask what your one rep max is OP.

>>37046301
>not /hm/ instead of /b/
>not /fa/ instead of reddit

>>37044547
Holy shit

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>>37044446

>>37046439
I cried

>>37044547
oh my fucking god desu

>>37046301
>/k/ helping from afar

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>>37044547
enjoyed that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TghmouCA3s

>A portrait of the modern American male, Joey represents the rampant consumerism and need for instant gratification of the degenerate and decedent west as it decays under the weight of it's past accomplishments and glory, much like Joey himself is decaying under the weight of his past choices of food and lifestyle.

>Joey is particularly Representative of America, with self love and confidence hiding his shattered mental state and his food addiction substituting for his lack of real affection, love and personal connection in a post 9/11 world where with the rise of social media people are less and less connected in reality.

>And although he clearly needs intervention and help with his personal problems and demons, he will never get it, because when somebody stands up and tries to help him, he's shouted down by the far left, who fear personal introspection and instead preach self love and that beauty standards are evil so they can live their lives without facing their own issues, hiding behind a cult like group think. And shouted down by trolls and bullies who seek to criticize everybody who has any opinion on anything, but never give real advice, seeing themselves as superior for not having real opinions and "fence sitting" when really they too fear introspection just as much as the far left cults, but instead cover themselves in a blanket of detached cynicism unaware that this makes their opinion on all matters they claim not to care about completely meaningless.

>Due to both of these groups, Joey will never get the help he sorely needs, just as these groups seek to stamp out any discussion on serious matters in all of society. Joey, a morbidly obese man who's body is dying from abuse, eating a jar of nutella ineffectually without his hands whilst wearing a Disney hat is the perfect Analogy for America, and the west in general.

>>37046088
If I wanted a tired, worn-out joke I'd call your mother.

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>>37044547
wtf m8

>>37046439
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>>37050365
It's my favorite greentext here lmao

>>37046457
>tfw you think the thumbnail is a 70+ BBW Gilf spreading her legs
> the Internet has truly ruined me

>>37044547
cliff notes? Im not gonna be bothered reading all that shit for it to be a huge cringe or something not worth it

>>37050528
omg anon same

>>37050939
friend is haunted but doesnt give a fuck and rescues the villagers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbK3wWpWNto

>>37044446
>just clean and jerk again

Kekd hard

>>37046301

there's still some unnamed crabs, you could add /r9k/ in there

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>>37047508
A good Kommando would post over watch for his /fit/ bro.

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>>37051531

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>it's obvious I squat.

>>37053908
>angus

>>37046088
>not ascending to heaven when you hit a new pr
fucking dyels, never gonna make it

>>37053908
>tfw no /fit/ gymbro to penetrade your angus

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>>37054575
oh wow

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Scoopy ghouls

>>37054708
I'd shag her.

>>37055193
Stop that

>>37055193
mixed-gender sauna? Never heard of that being a thing...

>>37055251
It's a thing here in europe. (Until we get culturally enriched by the jihad) :^)

>>37055308
I live in one of the most liberal countries in europe myself, and I haven't seen it...

>>37055319
What country would that be?

>>37055339
norway & sweden

>>37055308
what the fuck
I want to be in a hot room with naked girls

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>>37054912
who wouldnt m8

>>37055193
>>37055207
>>37055216
>>37055262
These are my guilty pleasure

>>37055308
Give it a while anon. Shitskins are mixing in. Wont be long before we go the poo in loo way. Separate everything for men and women.

>>37053908
>It's obvious I squat
>pentrade your angus

10/10

>>37051501
R9k seems to have left

>>37044547
shit that was worth the read

jesus christ this thread
who knew /fit/ was best board

>>37044547
Can't believe I just read all of that. Fucking lol.

>>37055989
>go to catalog
>control-F "chad"
>4 matches
wishful thinking senpai

>>37044547
That's bullshit but I believe it

>>37057951
>bearmode reporting in

>>37053908
>not wanting angus penentration
Fucking DYELs...

>>37055251
In Germany mixed-gender Sauna are the rule, often times on thursdays we have Ladys only Sauna, but other than that it's all mixed

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>>37053908
>tfw he penetrates your angus

>>37056349
hahahahahha

>>37044446
just found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI7CW5lDg_k

>>37060200

kek

>>37055345
You live in both countries? That's like saying I live in Holland and Belgium.

Åk härifrån, Stian

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>>37044446
>clean and jerk

>>37053908
>koha been mirrin
>i'll reward him
>by his angus he'll be penetrating

>>37055308
n'importe quoi

>>37055989
/fit/ is /r9k/ senpai

>>37055308
I live in Texas, my gym has a mixed gender sauna

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>>37053908
Mild kek

>>37050528
>>37051152

In the same boat as these two. What's more distressing is why did I suspect this and STILL EXPAND THE IMAGE?! W-what a-am I?

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Not fit but still funny.

>>37063968
summer is coming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37064040
what does summer mean?
also nice deci-doubles :^)

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>>37064845

>>37055207
This happened to me but it was infront of my whole platoon.

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>>37055207
>using a shirt as a cum rag

>>37061645
r9k after roids

>>37065463
Kek. Anyone have the original for comparison?

>>37065122
Cool meem newfriend

>>37044547

Thats very fake.

>>37066862
really moron?

>>37066594
The first two panels of each row ARE the original, the edit is the third panel that counters the comic's original argument.

>>37044547
this is why fit humor threads are the best humor threads

>>37068027
Gotcha. Thanks fampai

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>>37044547
lol'd at the attire he went to the mansion in

>>37068884
>"powerlifter"
>powerlifter

Fucking lost

>>37051531
I was lurking on this thread when it was live, wasn't as funny back then as humorous as that sounds

>>37063183
4chan has done this to us. We are degenerates.

>>37068884
>"is Eliot Hulse"
kek

>>37044547
amazing

>>37044482
Underrated. Kek.

>>37044547
i've never went from spooked to laffs and then to 'mirin before

>>37065820
kek'd

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>>37044547
You guys hyped this shit too much. Was just ok.

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>>37054912
You and everyone else.

>>37071538
fucking lold. I totally rekon someone did this.

>>37071538
N-no one can be this stupid right?

>>37044547
Ir would be fine if i were a mentally challenged person who believes thats when you die you go to heaven or maybe ur become a ghost .

Ir you believe this shit just ayyyyyy

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>>37053524
/k/ related

>>37060650
moving and commuting are things that exist...

>>37072042

lost

>>37068884
is counting micros actually a thing?

>>37072088
>He doesn't count micros

Confirmed for never gonna make it.

>>37072066
>>37072077
>>37072088

>66
>77
>88

What the fuck.

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>>37072088
>>37072144

4 GETS C'MON!

>>37072157

Hitler was watching over us, praise the lord

>>37071950
First thing in this thread that I hadn't seen before.
It was pretty good

>>37044446
Hopefully someone will find this funny, I sure do.
>Be me
>Working out, doing some incline presses, feeling good
>Guy asks if he can work in with me
>Sure, why not
>We go through a few sets each, he wants t go up in weight
>Mkay
>Goes from 165lbs. to 225lbs.
>He unracks, brings it down to his chest, and it stays there.
> I grab the bar and start pulling up, gonna rack it myself
>He wants to keep going
>Ended up doing most of the lifting for him
>He finishes, starts insulting me on my ability to spot someone
>Grabs some random gym goer and has him show me how to spot
>Fucker will get his in a minute
To be continued

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>>37072868
One week later...
>Back at the gym, looking for an open area to deadlift.
>See the same guy doing incline press, maybe 185lbs. on the bar
>His first few reps are decent, but his form deteriorates quickly
>Last rep was an epic struggle, he's grinding it out
>He brings it back down to his chest
>And it stays there
Meanwhile I'm maybe a couple feet away staring at him
>Wonder if I should step in and help the guy
>Fuck that
>Walked away
No shame. Fucker deserved it.

>>37055193
Phone in sauna?

>>37072144
Spooky

>>37073790

also
>>37072144
and
>>37072900


soon we'll have all ten of them