Fat hate

what do you call a man who gets this upset over other men's appearence

you forgot web developers

the only people who get a pass are deployed special forces

>>37043977
>implying I'm upset
Could you throw in some more buzzwords? Maybe use a meme image or two?
Post a pic of your face if you're going to call me out. I guarantee you're one of the two men.

>>37043922
said the bitch tits that can't grow a beard.

>>37043922
god these
>OMG I HAVE A BEARD, LE SOOOO MANLY xD
fuckers are still around

>>37044026
Haha good one. I know your post is joking because if it wasn't you'd fit exactly into the second category. I mean, it's not like anyone could be that insecure, right?

Both OP and the person in OP's pic are gigantic faggots and deserve to get terminal brain cancer.

>>37044050
DAMAGE CONTROL

>>37044012
>you care about why men grow beards
why

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>>37044012
You're just a whiny faggot on a Himalayan rope-weaving board.

>>37044062
I can tell you're trying to disagree but not actually presenting a counterpoint, but can you at least learn how to sage you newfag? I know a place you can go back to.

U mad about not being able to grow a beard OP?

>>37043922
You know how I know you're a faggot? You blocked that other faggots instagram name.

>>37044077
I'm not whining at all, in fact you've been the one crying the whole time. Also what are you, 5'6?

>>37044083
>>37044084
Second category

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYyL7yRHU58

ITT: Everyone ganging up on the autistic teenager.

It's ok OP, in a couple years your beard will thicken up.

>>37044080
you didnt answer my question

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Low test I presume?
You seem upset OP

>>37044134
>>37044167
Second category

>>37044149
Can you not read?

OP is salty as fuck. It'll lead to high blood pressure if he doesn't let up.

I bet he can't grow a beard even.

>>37044050

What dis nigga said. I think both of them are cringey as all fuck.

>>37044183
I can read, and you didn't answer his question...

>>37044149
clearly

you claim only two types of men can grow beards and why they do it

i asked you why you care about the reason men grow beards

you have an autism fit and refuse to give an answer, and instead try to hurl insults

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>>37043922

I don't know, I can't and don't want to grow a beard, but I do think it makes some guys look a lot better.

I understand the hate for beard culture since it's cringey as fuck
But why do have so much against facial hair?

>>37044279
COMPENSATION
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Etc.

>>37044114
>guarantees he has a beard
>doesn't
>"haha I bet y-you're short

Fucking pathetic

I grew a beard because I didn't shave for a few days and then thought "Fuck it".

I've been told to grow a beard a few times by /fit/izens so did want to see what it'd look like.

>>37043922
Some guys just like them.
Beards are also practical in a few cases.
I work in rural land management and do a lot of land evaluations and enforcement on land issues all year round. I live in rural Canada, on the north Atlantic coast.
You'd better believe I have a mother fucking beard and wear woolen shirts and shit like that.

I don't give a fuck if someone has a beard or not, but people who make it a thing like the guy in OPs pic are obnoxious as fuck

>>37043922
I have a Mustache because it's part of my culture to grow them

>>37044331
Yeah, fuck, "beard culture" is pretty annoying. I can understand hating on those guys. But why get mad at somebody just for having a beard if they don't mention it or talk about it or make beard jokes or mention that you don't have one or anything?

>>37043922
>Only two types of men grow beards:

Stop hating that you can't grow a beard OP, it's pretty pathetic.

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Beard threads are always hilarious,
got these faggots
>muh jawline
>lul f-f-fuckin beta fag grows a beard fight me 1v1

Yet all of you beardless faggots always end up looking like pic related when you post pictures.

>>37043922
I have one because I'm lazy, attractive w/ or w/o, and happen to have naturally good growth. Stays even for about half an inch before it needs any touch up.
Though unless I have reason I just let it go. I can't stand it being more than a couple inches though, feeling my beard on my chest hair is unpleasant for me

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>people don't grow beards for religious reasons
Cucks the lot of you

>>37044458
>le beards make me look masculine

Pathetic

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>>37044507
>being a mudshit

Neck yourself

I grow a beard. I like the way they feel when I scratch them. OP some sad mexican who can only grow a shitty pencil mustache LOL.

>>37044524
>writing words here makes it look like the poster actually said what you wrote
Delusional trip is delusional. Go seek mental help or something.

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>>37044524
>society wants me to be a feminist and be less manly
>k ill shave my beard

I prefer to stand on the side of /fit/ that wants to look like a shitty trap, not the cutie loli side that shaves their chest and shit.

>>37044114
6' 1". However, I am a spooky scary skellington.

>>37044593
>I need le beards to be masculine

Lmaoing@urlife

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>>37044607
>shaving anything

Show me your smooth ass.
Can you tape your dick to your stomach?

>>37044615
>looking homeless/muslim is masculine

Kok

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>>37043922
>ITT OP sobs into his keyboard about how he can't grow facial hair.

But in all seriousness I agree with you on guys who grow beards to show how masculine they are to their SJW buddies. I grow one because I can't be fucked to shave my face all the time. And because in my unbearded form I look like a big frustrated baby had his head surgically attacked to a gorilla.

>>37043922

Acne hider here

The only thing I shave is the shaft of my dick.

I trim my nipple halos and my chin strap 'beard'.

I agree , I grew a beard to make up for my shitty facial aesthetics.

>>37044077
DYEL? No surprise

>>37044381

Gay culture?

>>37044381
Pajeet..

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Didn't know there was a new thread.
>be me getting college educated
>join a core training class for all fitness levels
>most of the people in it are a little too skinny or a little too fat
>300 lb whale with bright red hair enters (pic related)
>muffin top tucked into her yoga pants looking like a chocolate covered donut
>instructor makes it clear so long as you show up and try you will get an A
>it's intensive but an overall good mix of cardio and strength training
>the whale spends most of the first class flailing to keep up
>the second class isn't much different
>the third class we start jogging around the gym between exercises, she sits and waits or walks
>the fourth class she sits out, saying she's sick
>we have to go up and get papers where we plan out our routine, she gives a few obviously fake coughs indicating she is "sick" to the instructor
>day five is fitness test, we do some assorted push ups and whatnot and write down how many we do, and then we exercise normally with the instructor for the rest of the class
>whale gets up and leaves after the first group exercise
>comes back at the end of the last one
>day six she is gone
what pisses me off the most is all you have to do is show effort to get an A. The instructor even said you can slow down and take breaks as needed. AND THIS FAT BITCH STILL COULDNT

>>37044593
gonna save this pic for science

>>37045323
>couldn't
wouldn't, bro.

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>>37043922

I have a beard because I can't be fucked shaving and it grows way to fast. I've had a beard for years but lately people have been calling me a "hipster" and tell me "I bet you grew it because its fashionable." ... I had a beard before and I'll have a beard after.

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>6'0
>1100 lb total
>no acne
>strong chin
>non-confrontational in general
>beard

Idk what you're on about senpai I'm just lazy

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>>37044645

>>37043922
It's just far easier, and cheaper, to just trim my beard then it is to shave every single day.

>felt like growing out beard one day
>got pretty long
>only got compliments
>people like OP post about how much they hate it on Antarctic fishing circles instead of telling me to my face

I'm clean shaven now because my job requires it but holy shit you're a faggot

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Everyone loves it when I have about a two-three weeks worth of trimmed beard going on. My friends, all the girls, my own mom and yours and everyone else just adores it.

Yet I hate it. I fucking hate beards and I especially cannot stand it on my own face.

So what the fuck do I do,
Look better for myself or for pretty much everyone else?

I like the idea of looking better to everyone else for obvious reasons, we're all shallow after all.
Yet I hate the feeling of looking in the mirror and feeling like a wuss that got cucked by the world.

Wish this fucking trend would end already...

All these insecure cucks rushing into the thread to explain that they totally aren't insecure cucks like OP implied

Like clockwork

>>37044593
She looks familiar. Is she an idol?

I get the feeling that OP tried growing a beard and it looked like shit.

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>>37046033
This

My gf bitches when I shave my beard.

The thing is, she doesn't like the aesthetic stubble look, nor the full "manly" beard. She wants me to keep it in that shitty wispy neckbeard stage between short and long.

It almost feels like shes trying to make me have the MOST unaesthetic beard type possible, to keep me less attractive to other people.

Idgaf tho lol.

>>37043922
sorry you just look like a paedophile when you try to grow a beard, OP

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beards are for fat homos. pic related is GOAT.

>>37044381
Pedophile?

>>37043922
Only two types of people make beard hating threads:
>low test betas that are geneticaly unable to grow a beard
>workers of Mc' Donalds that are not allowed to wear facial hair

but beard pride is the dumbest form of false masculinity prevalent today

there are type of men without beard: shit genetics or feminine guys

>OP ruins what could have been a decent fat hate thread by making it about hairstyles
FFS

>>37046282
Gee, and I thought it was having a muscle car/4 wheeler.

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So you can catch fat now /fit/.

>>37044077
Did you play one of the elves in LOTR?

>>37046281
That aint true, anon.
You can work in Mcdonalds and have a beard, but you have to wear a bitch-net on your face.

>>37046300
muscle cars and 4 wheelers are pretty fun

>>37044114
>>37044904
>>37046337

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>>37043922
I don't shave because I'm so lazy, and my gf doesn't mind. But I think today I will because it's sunny outside

>>37046740
he told in his biography, that he shaved because shaved protagonists did much better on Asian market than bearded ones

>>37043922
I cant stand beard memes etc.
I have a beard because I'm just a hairy mother fucker.
My wife likes it.Had it when we met.shaved it off once since weve been together in those 8 years.Even shaved my chest.She said dont be a faggot like OP.
I work with trucks and machinery doing mining/civil work and construction.
Live in Australia up in the outback.
70% of the guys I work with grow them.Because we work 12 hours a day and dont want to spend time shaving something that protects your face from the sun,fly's and other insects.
Am 6'8 125kgs and have been that way since I was about 16.
neither 1 or 2
You just sound mad bro.
Worse things to worry about.Sure the beard culture shit makes me cringe too.I dont do it for fashion I do it cos im a fucking cowboy bushranger like my decendants before me.
Dont be mad cos your some basement dwelling city fag.
Just lighten up.

>>37046771
so is it genetics or him being feminine then?

>>37046899
the whole thing with shaved action stars is
why would they pay $20 million for an actor and you cant see his face.
Its something along those lines I remember reading.

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>>37046740
Arnold wold look good even if he grew a curled hipster moustache

>>37046841
Ancestors came before you.
Descendants come after.
No wonder manual labour is all you're good for.

>>37046992
haha my bad.
Cant fault it I made a mistake.
Manual labor though?Im a diesel fitter and machine operator.I fix million dollar machines
I make just under 200k a year and I love my job.
Was valedictorian and have traveled the world.
Own a house 2 cars a boat and am married.
Hows your mums basement?
If you pointing out my mistake made you feel better I hope it did.

>>37044845
That's not you though.

>>37046032
Dis post mayne.... I feel sorry for you tho

Shave it. Beard culture is cringey as hell

>>37046257

>implying that isn't the gayest stash ever

Him and his corner man probably take turns giving each other mustache rides underneath a gilded, framed portrait of a similarly caterpillar-lipped Freddy Mercury. Their AIDS infested bodily fluids pass back and forth, while "Who Wants to Live Forever" plays in the background.

>>37047039
>i cant speel butt i'm souper suxesful and shit howz ur basement nurd

Nobody cares about your e-stat life on a brazillian speedo sewing board.

Not even that anon but you fall into cringey bearded faggot category

>>37047149
He's a aussie bushwacker, by that standard he's probably a fucking genius.

>>37046992
Fukken rekt

>>37047039
>Was valedictorian
Ok kid

>>37047039
>just under 200k
>Australian dollars
>Australian cost of living
Heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TghmouCA3s&feature=youtu.be

>A portrait of the modern American male, Joey represents the rampant consumerism and need for instant gratification of the degenerate and decedent west as it decays under the weight of it's past accomplishments and glory, much like Joey himself is decaying under the weight of his past choices of food and lifestyle.

>Joey is particularly Representative of America, with self love and confidence hiding his shattered mental state and his food addiction substituting for his lack of real affection, love and personal connection in a post 9/11 world where with the rise of social media people are less and less connected in reality.

>And although he clearly needs intervention and help with his personal problems and demons, he will never get it, because when somebody stands up and tries to help him, he's shouted down by the far left, who fear personal introspection and instead preach self love and that beauty standards are evil so they can live their lives without facing their own issues, hiding behind a cult like group think. And shouted down by trolls and bullies who seek to criticize everybody who has any opinion on anything, but never give real advice, seeing themselves as superior for not having real opinions and "fence sitting" when really they too fear introspection just as much as the far left cults, but instead cover themselves in a blanket of detached cynicism unaware that this makes their opinion on all matters they claim not to care about completely meaningless.

>Due to both of these groups, Joey will never get the help he sorely needs, just as these groups seek to stamp out any discussion on serious matters in all of society. Joey, a morbidly obese man who's body is dying from abuse, eating a jar of nutella ineffectually without his hands whilst wearing a Disney hat is the perfect Analogy for America, and the west in general.

>>37044004
there are a lot of men with beards that are acceptable

pretty much anyone with outdoor labor jobs

hipster beards are femme skele nu-males who've never done a real job in their life trying to capture a masculinity they'll never have

I honestly wonder what'll happen to these guys in the next few years, since the undercut groomed-beard faggot chic trend is being replaced by Viking aesthetics

>>37043922
I grow a beard because scraping my face everyday for 25 years got old.

Seriously, once you get married, why shave? Just groom the shit once in awhile.

more beard cringe pls

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The OP is a gigantic, hairless faggot.

>>37045323
one (you) ain't gonna feed my family

>>37043922
those beard memes are awful and cringy af but a good beard is pretty awesome. OP is salty he can't grow one

>>37044524
>>37044532
>>37044607

All tripfags are annoying as fuck, but you BY FAR are the worst of all. You are so goddamn annoying, pretentious, narcissistic, and faggy. And I can't read a single fucking thread without you putting in your stupid fucking two cents. Nobody sees your stupid fucking tripcode and gets excited that you are around. Fuck off fag invictus

>>37045903
>I resent people for calling me hipster
>I had a beard before beard culture
I have bad news for you m8

>>37048580
Not married, but this. Beard because fuck shaving, keeping it neat and trimmed is much easier.

I have a beard. Just throwing that out there

>>37043922
There's also us unfortunate cunts who have extremely coarse facial hair and the skin of a newborn baby.
Add to that the fact that my naturally curly hair creates loads of ingrown hairs on my neck.
Skin literally goes to shit when I shave, I don't even bother shaving or interviews anymore, just trim the beard a bit

>>37050725
This. It's way easier to run a 1" in trimmer over my face once a week than it is to take a razor to my face every morning.

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>>37046942

>>37043922
You forgot beard grow due to balding desu.

Grow a beard if you want faggots, just don't spend more than 5 minutes taking about it

>>37043922
The kicker about growing a beard to hide acne is that the beard retains oils which cause acne. My face never looks better than just after a shave. I actually think I'll take a midnight shave right now. :D

>>37044026
Being able to grow a beard is moderately impressive in high school. At any point after it should be a given. Feeling the need to grow and show off a beard usually just indicates that you only recently started to grow one, whereas people who've had them since they were 14 are sick and tired of them by now.

>cant grow a beard
i'm a bit mad about that

>>37043922
Had a beard because I was too lazy to shave it. Started to shave it BECAUSE of the two types becoming more prominent to me and not wanting to be associated with them.

Shaving irritates my skin so I prefer not to shave.

>>37043922
You can tell from the pics that this guy is a big softie.

>>37043922
I am the second type

bonus: my beard looks like glued on pubes

>>37044524
and then there's cute tomato calling dudes who can grow a beard pathetic

glorious

Im option 3: £12 for a razor blade is fucking too much as a neet, I need aloevera shields mang

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>>37054106
>I'd rather have scented oils nurture my skin but poverty made me a man

>>37043922
I just grow one because I like looking more raw and rough looking and people always compliment it I don't understand why you're hating men grow facial hair either we cut it or we don't lol

>>37044381
Designated?

>>37043922
Well I grow a beard because I don't like the way I look without it. How is this something I'm doing to you? Why does this make you hate me?

>>37046899
well Bruce Willis, Stallone, JCVD, Steven Segal, Wesley snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Keanu Reeves, Dwayne Johnson. None of these guys had beards but I'm sure they all could. Biggest action stars ever. Chuck Norris is really the only bearded action star that I can recall. Probably because hollywood likes pretty heroes as opposed to rugged heroes.

>Living in a house with two fat NEET couples for a roommate living off of government benefits. Picture a bit slimmer version of the mom from What's Eating Gilbert Grape
>Only time they leave the room is to eat, shit, or go grocery shopping
>Clog the bathroom at least twice a week and make a goddamn mess when the retards try to unclog it
>Leave dingleberries all over the floow
>Can't complain to landlord because they're friends with him
>I made it a mission to piss in their shampoo bottles as much as I can just to make myself feel better

>>37054592
They are literally shitting on the floor and you can't complain because they're friends? The fuck? If my friend left a shit on my floor I'd make them lick it up.

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>>37054511
>Stallone

One time I shaved my beard because the girl I was dating talked me into it saying I would look so much better with out it, I had it since I was 16, I was on vacation so said fuck it why not, instant regret, I cried inside looking at my own reflection without for the first time in over 15 yrs and realizing I look like a weird ugly baby without it, spent the next few weeks hating myself... My beard will be with me till I die now... If the decision ever has to be made between the girlfriend or the beard... The bitch must go

My job doesn't require me to shave so I don't? I don't get this meme. Buzzcut + beard because widows peak is nice looking and easy.

Plus when I'd did shave I'd have to shave twice a day.

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>>37054732
>Bruce Willis

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>>37054759
>Jean Claude van Damme

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>>37054772
>Steven Seagal

I keep my beard at 3/8th inch because trimming is easier than shaving

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>>37054788
>Wesley Snipes

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>>37054804
>Dolph Lundgren

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>>37054814
>Keanu Reeves

>>37054804
Negroes and Asians look good with beards, I wonder when it'll become popular with them

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>>37054824
>Dwayne Johnson

>>37054772
holy shit, i never imagined he would look this fucking good with beard. damn'

don't like him but would go full homo for him with beard

>>37045900
>being this swole when you're 6'8
Mirin

>>37043922
Abso-fucking-lutely agree OP.

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>>37054826

I wonder that myself. Toshiro Mifune looked like a fucking boss with facial hair.

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I like beards, but i fucking hate nu-males faggots with piercings and a "le epic manly beard"

>>37043922
I remember going to a water park when I was in think 16, there was this dude with 2 qt daughters that I really wanted to "get to know", but the dude was buff and had a manly as fuck beard so I was too intimidated.

My point is some dudes are badass without beards but wear them for icing on the cake

>>37044818
>surgically attacked

I'm trying to imagine this playing out, like how do you surgically attack someone?

>HA YEAH TAKE THAT YOU PUSSY I JUST IMPLANTED MY FIST TO YOUR FACE FAGIT

>>37043922
what if I'm just lazy and don't want to shave?

>>37043922
We have examples of honorable men with beards and honorable men who shave. None of them post on 4chan

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>implying I have a weak jaw


K

>>37055136
Muhamad please go

>>37055136
m8 you look chubby and that beard is shite, I don't want to be negative but you really shouldn't post pics like that

>>37055157
Just started growing it mang.

>>37055136

>puma

Thanks Ranjeet

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>>37043922
The strongest and best looking men in the world all have insanely bushy beards.
Evolution>Your standard of beauty.

If you can't grow a beard you're never going to make it, low test as fuck.

>>37055136

he was talking about people who have a beard

>>37046337
Some one explain this shit, I don't get the reference.

>>37046309
I imagine its 'contagious' in the sense that you get fat if your friends or family do because you'll match their dietary habits.

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>>37043922
> Some SJW tries to derail the tradition of FPS threads with easy bait and you faggots all let him

I mean it's so fucking blatant, the picture and OP have noting to do with fat hate. This is just a cuck HAES faggot trying to get you all riled up.

>>37043922
azn detected

Fwiw, recovering fat as fatass with a beard here. I plan on shaving regularly once I'm not flabby in the face and no longer need to hide my shame

>>37055136
>no beard
>has tits
i guess the guy in op's pic is right

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>>37043922

>>37055290
Granted I'm cutting and bulked a Lil too much but tits...nigga pls

I'm waiting for this to become a /fht/.

>>37055522
Your tits were so big the mods deleted them thinking they were a woman's. Wow dude

>>37054724
Who said anything about being friends with these animals?

Strictly speaking, all men grow beards. Those with visible beards are the ones that don't scrape it off with a knife.

My beard is fairly long. It's not on my face to compensate for anything, just like how my head and body hair doesn't really compensate for anything. It's just there.

If anyone brings it up I usually just let the conversation drop. It's quite literally just hair on my face, there's nothing interesting to discuss. I'd much rather sperg out about squats or handguns

beard hipsters are the worst. they prattle about being manly and "lumberjack" when they've never even chopped firewood, let alone trees. these people almost always have trimmed beards, which in my opinion isn't really any different from shaving. it takes time and doesn't do anything useful. trimmed beards usually look dumber than being totally shaven, especially if the area under the jawline is shaved.

>>37054592
>this is how it feels to be indian

>>37043922
You forgot sjws (both male and female).

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Why the fuck is this a beard thread?

>attacking "beard culture" and "muh traditional masculinity"
acceptable
>attacking beards in general
Autism

I hate people like OP's pic too. To put it in perspective it's like saying all people who lift are hypermasculine chunk heads, just because you met maybe one or two who couldn't formulate a real conversation, when in reality most people who lift are just normal guys who like fitness. And honestly has anyone actually met someone in real life who is this obsessed with their beard? I feel like the internet makes us think that people are a lot worse than they are.

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>>37043922
What's it like not being able to grow a beard? Also what's it like having a vagina, do you need to vacuum the cobwebs out once a month?

>>37057227
How does buying a cake do anything? I don't fucking understand

>>37057281
I think it's supposed to be sarcastic/tongue-in-cheek. But with SJWs you never want to assume that.

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>>37057281

Society(run by the patriarchy) says women must be thin. Eating a whole cake makes you fat. Thus she is fighting them.

Not that hard.

>>37057335
Ah, should have known it was something that stupid.

Guess it's good these people are digging themselves early graves just for the sake of being contrarian weak willed pieces of shit

It's like telling a child not to touch something.

>>37057335
she could be so hot (but fucking retardedly annoying) if she was skinny.

funny what people do to compensate for their low self-esteem, though

>>37057335
>corporation run by men, sells fat girl cake
>fat girl eats cake therefore making man more money

Women are fucking stupid.

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Gonna whip some up tonight...

OP just hates beards because semen would make his crusty

>>37044077
mirin your facial and eye color aesthetics anon

>>37057724

That's not how garterbelts are supposed to work.

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>>37044385
Wow. Now replace all the words "beard" with "fat"

>>37057428

I have an anorexic/BPD friend wo posts shit like this online all the time....she does it intentionally to sabotage other peoples' diet attempts

>>37056832

they should have left her there to die. no reason for someone that massive to live

>>37043922
Its like hes built his entire existance around having a beard

5 years ago almost no one had beards, then special forces guys returning from afghanistan showed up with them and the beard meme began

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>>37057824

>Its like hes built his entire existance around having a beard

No different than fatties who build their entire existence around being fat.

Honestly I realized one day I had never grown out my beard(I'm 26)and decided to do so last December. I liked it, it's stuck. No real thought process beyond that.

>>37057885
she looks just like she does in season 6

>>37057950
breaker of fast food chains

>>37056832
I don't understand what I'm seeing

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>>37058005

Kool Aid Man fell down. Oh no.

>>37044012
>upset
>buzzword
Top kek! Have a (you), you marvelous memester!

>>37043922
I keep a beard because I have a baby face.

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>But eating healthy is too expensive

>>37055219
>>37055219
Elves are a human-like immortal race of human-like beings in the fantasy universe of Lord of the Rings created by J.R.R. Tolkien

>>37043922
Or they're C, too lazy to care. When I get lazy and don't keep my beard or facial hair in general in check, it goes full wild man. Just shooting outta everywhere on my face. I usually wait for me to need a haircut as well and just have the barber shave my head and my face. Touch it up with a straight blade when I get home if necessary.

Funny thing is when I was really young, I always wanted a kickass beard but my facial hair never grew in no matter how long I went without shaving. Now? I don't want this shit but IT JUST KEEPS GROWING. I need hair cuts bi-weekly at this point.

>>37043922
That's as fallacious as saying you don't have time to lose weight.

Losing weight is the result of inaction rather than action; it's the result of foregoing gluttony. You don't have to go out of your way to stop eating, you just stop.

Growing a beard is the result of inaction rather than action; it's the result of foregoing shaving. You don't have to go out of your way to stop shaving, you just stop.

You're basically a HAES inactivist right now, young bloodfamdawg.

>>37044328

Yeah, it makes ugly guys look better, because it covers up their face

>>37057819
Spilling that much blood, waiting that long to be found, and lying with an open wound directly in a bacteria nest on the bathroom floor?

She already dead mang

>>37058718

We're all dead. Some just faster than others.

>>37058731
Saw a cat the other day, splattered all over the street.

Thought about how it's still the same cat, just assembled differently.

I wonder what death will be like.

I reckon it'll be like how you fight to stay awake, but eyes still lose focus and you fade out.

>>37046899
you stumped the cuck

>>37058806

Wow. Tell us how you really feel.

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I just think it looks nice on me.

>>37054328
>>37044381
>>37044936
>>37044940
>>37046270
>>37054328

Celtic

>>37058859
looks dirty.
shave it off

>>37058859
acceptable

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These people bother me as much as the morbidly obese.

>>37043922
Never make FPS again you insecure cuck

itt: fatties with neckbeards

>>37057981

MOTHER OF BURGERS
BREAKER OF CRAB LEGS

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Quick little kek that I just expierienced

>be me
>browse Facebook
>set my new profile pic where I am in some fancy rosegarden, lifting up GF and kiss her on cheek
>get some likes
>suddenly female hamplanet comments: "Baaaww, how cut. I wanna be held in hands like that too"
>planet is 5'4' and somewhere 190 to 210 lbs
>thinks someone willingly risks that
>mfw
>

>>37055136
>BEARD

>>37059426
Tell her you aren't into powerlifting, post results

>>37056453
Just said the landlord and the landlards were friends.

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>>37059584
Please do this.

>>37043922
I grow a beard because I hate shaving. I shave once a month just to get it done and I despise every second of it.

>>37054511
>Chuck Norris
>star

pick one

>>37059967
Really would love to but said hamplanet is good friends with a quite bigger part of my friends and it would lead to a huge rage-circlejerk

>>37060441
Don't chicken out on us, that would be screencap worthy

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>>37056832

No, seriously, what >>37058005 said;

What fucking body part is this? Is that a leg? I'm not sure what I'm looking at...

>>37056593
Favorite caliber/manufacturer?

9mm/sig Sauer

I have a beard. I agree most men grow beards to hide their weak or double chin though.

I just don't like shaving and look better with a beard.

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>>37060805
.40, Springfield.

>>37060518
I think it rolled it's "ankle" inward and the whole shit snapped. The sock is pulled halfway down it's "foot".

>>37055136
nice chin but your jaw is def weak.

Why is everyone so upset about this stuff? I can't grow a beard, but that doesn't mean I trash on people who do... beards can look badass, and beards can look like shit. A beard does not define a person.

However, I do hate those "beard culture" people who try to relate everything in their lives to their beards like the guy in OP's pic

>>37044077
Maybe you just didn't for the pic, but style your hair if you don't already fampai

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>>37060518

The leopard print is a sock, that's the bottom. The first bend/crook after it is the knee. Fill in from there.

So much toxic masculinity on /fit/ it is unreal

>>37044077

You have a very young Peter Weller aesthetic. Which isn't bad, also not great.

>>37057724
That's inappropriate, ill fitting, ugly, unflattering, trashy, cheap, sloppy and slutty

HAHAHA CAN'T BLOCK ME BITCH

>>37045984
This. Went from having to shave every other day to just trimming beard once every week or two. Feels good.

I sure hate fat too. In fact this is my second enlightenment about it. I just demolished 75 pieces of sushi and had three plates of Chinese food just because I'm out. I'm filthy. Just two years ago I'd eat a salad with chicken because calories don't care that it's cheat day. Now I just eat like a pig and gained 6 kg. Fucking fat. And fuck me too.

Don't women love the feel of a man's beard on their pussy when they are getting eaten out? I've eaten girls out with and without a beard (on me) and they haven't made any comments. Wondering if anyone else has gotten any input.

>>37061242
Solid pick, never was too impressed by them though.

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>>37058731

>>37047310
This is the most depressing thing I have ever seen. Watching this fat fucktard dance around and try to continue his facade of 'le funny random joey' even while choking and dry heaving was horrible. Then it hit me, this man is as old as my dad. and he willingly posted this video of himself on the internet, making a joke of himself and trying to play on that joke for views / money. I would feel bad for him, but all hope for him is gone. I have no doubt he feels no shame. I feel terrible for his parents.

Thank you for enlightening me

>>37054592
NEET Couples? how did they meet each other? Tell me more about this situation? I'm intrigued

>>37043922
i don't have a beard because i agree with you, but i always have a 2-4 inches of growth because i can't be fucked with shaving every day

>>37058351
jesus christ someone should tell social services

>>37044077
what the fuck

>>37043922
I do it to cover my bad hair bumps but after all these shitty beard memes it makes me reconsider if it's worth it

I don't shave because without beard and with my long hair I would look like a really ugly feminist.

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>>37044077
breh why do you look like a nigga from fallout>

>>37043922
Memebeard like the faggot on that insta are just as bad as low test numale cucks.

>>37054837
That beard is more fake than that wig

Sweet Jesus...

>>37054921
virgin weeb detected

>muh chinks

>>37044114
>being this assblasted
shiggy diggy

>>37044607
show us a pic, love. I bet you're fat as fuck with a raunchy beard.

>>37058436
>$29
>what families on SNAP have to live on for a week

WTF

When I was on food stamps I got $200 a month, with no dependents. If you have kids you can get way more.

>>37064862
lost it

>>37057281
you wouldn't....shitlord

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Actually I've started growing mine because I'm growing out my hair and it seemed only right to match it.
Plus I'm trying to hide my baby face and am tired of being carded everywhere I go
>tfw both parents aides have amazing beard genetics
>tfw dad's side has delayed hair growth though so I won't see glorious beard superiority until I hit 30

>>37048559
50% of beardfags are just regular men who decided to grow them
45% of beardfags are hipster cunts or normies who follow trends
5% have seen Vikings and realize just how awesome beards can be but don't understand how much of a pain in the ass making it look like that can be

>>37044077
Schweinsteiger is that you?

>>37045323
You should be more pissed off that you're paying a teacher who uses push-ups as a fitness standard

>>37046841
>tells you not to be a faggot
>shave your chest like a faggot
Good job m90

>>37054826
Niggers and beards don't mix
The nappyness of their hair makes ingrown facial hair a constant problem and they hate it so most shave and those that don't usually stick to a stache
t. One of my best friends is black and he hates it to death

>>37064665
Get a haircut, faggot.

>>37060102
then why shave at all?

>>37062533
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL30L0frnZ8

>>37043922
is this shit thread still going? god damn

>>37046257
I always thought dan severn and don frye looked very similar.

>2016
>hating fat people
KEK.

beards can be badass on the right dude.

there's this guy at my work who is alpha/manly as fuck, sometimes he rocks up to work with a week's worth of beard and i wonder what the fuck he got up to that week that kept him from shaving.

if you look as though you have a beard to look like something, you are doing it wrong

Beards are fine.
Beard culture is fucken shit though.

I personally hate those extra long duck dynasty beards they look gross as shit.

>>37064862
I can't tell if this is a compliment or an insult, Fallout 4's facial graphics looked great this time around.

>>37044593
Do you even see the irony in your post? Asian women hate large, overly masculine, bearded men. You're never going to hit an ass like that with your insecure herbivore beard.

>>37058436
Dumb ass bought fucking limes...why?

>>37068681
What's wrong with limes?

>>37068705
what are you gonna do with that many limes?

>>37055036
--> reddit

>>37068705
Limes are great, but not when you have a $29/week budget.

I had an experience with a fatty at dinner today.
>At dining hall with friend
>Her loud and obnoxious fat friend finds us and sits with us
>I don't like her but tolerate her because of social obligations
>Observing fat eating habits at the dining hall has been eye-opening. Total proof that genetics is 100% a myth. This bitch always eats huge servings, lots of cheese and meat and dessert, and as far as I know she spends much of her time sitting around and playing WoW.
>But today's meal took the cake. It totaled about half a cup of roasted vegetables, three-ish cups of macaroni and cheese (for reference I had the inverse, like 4 cups of veggies and just a bit of mac + cheese, it was whole grain by the way, plz no bully), a full plate of chicken tenders with fries literally piled on top of them, a slice of cookie pie, and a bizarre dessert that she assembled that consisted of two layers of a round puff cereal with melted chocolate (she microwaved chocolate chips just for this) poured over it (she put the plate on top of a plate of ice so the chocolate would harden and she'd have a big cereal chocolate bar, apparently she wanted something with "snap" but the cereal was already crunchy so I don't know why she didn't just eat that)
>There's no way this meal wasn't well over 1000 calories, likely nearer to 2000 if not more
>I'm shit at judging weight from appearance but she probably weighs around 250-300 lb
>I'm actually surprised she isn't more obese
>I'm just eating my meal and savoring each bite for a while while she wolfs down all of this garbage as she waits for the chocolate to harden
>She asks me why I eat so slowly
>What?
>Says it makes her angry
>Goes on about how she knows she's a little bit fat (ha) but she thinks good food is among the greatest pleasures a human can experience

>>37069074
>Preaching about good food, as she gobbles up fucking french fries (the plate of chicken tenders and fries smelled disgusting by the way, like the sickening odor of a fast food restaurant)
>I'm just savoring this warm chunk of sweet potato and she's telling me to eat better, which apparently means more quickly so I can get as much food in my stomach in as little time as possible
>Starts talking about how her family always spent the majority of their income on eating out, how that was their "thing" and they didn't often buy new cars or remodel the house, just making it sound like it's normal to have such a vice
>They ate out about twice a week while she was growing up
>I get chastised for not eating enough special fancy foods like raw octopus and other things you only find at restaurants
>Tl;dr food is basically her entire reason for living
>She's from Texas by the way

I've never had much actual conversation with obese people before and it was pretty crazy to get insight into how one is formed. I also tend to peek at the plate when I see an obese person in the dining hall and it's almost always massive servings of high-calorie and/or junk food. I don't think it's purely confirmation bias, it's too unanimous. I've noticed that very rapid eating is also common among them, which is probably why they get so much food, so they have the mental satisfaction. They'll eat a slice of pie in like four/five bites and it takes about a minute, no exaggeration.

>>37044077
My door looks the same also nice eyes

>Be a healthy fit male, used to be a former fatty, but have corrected myself and developed a new lifestyle (260lbs to 175lbs).
>Get hit with stomach flu, shit hits me hard.
>In urgent care. Doctor looks at me and says he wouldn't be surprised if I bounced back in a week due to being healthy.
>So I got sick on Friday night, was out Saturday, and was able to work by Monday. Bounced back in a day like he predicted but was just taking it easy.
>Weigh myself and find out I lost a shit ton of weight this past week (dropped from 175lb to 166lb).
>Doc recommended that I take the week off from the gym and monitor my diet for the week (was better, but GI tract got a little fucked up from flu and medication).
>Basically had to do a liquid diet for 3 days, and eat super healthy like I normally do, but today I felt okay and wanted to eat something good and fattening.
>Go to burger restaurant that I never tried, I literally looked at the menu, and ordered the most fattening burger (double bacon cheeseburger), bacon cheese fries, and a chocolate peanut butter concrete ice cream thing. I don't drink soda, so drank water with it.
>I'm sitting and eating, a constant stream of fatties walk in.
>Keep getting looks from them, half dirty, half hungry (I'm a skinny guy at this point eating something they consider a decent amount of food and I'm scarfing this shit down).
>Weight myself next day.
>Lost 0.2 lb
>fml

Going back to the gym tomorrow. I get bored without exercise.

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Found this gem on facebook

>>37069621
Welllllll....they did say low carb, not low fat or super healthy.

It doesn't seem too bad, but I'd have to look up the caloric makeup.

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>>37044077
nigguh looks like an oblivion n'wah

>>37069621

Keto?

>>37057428
Loooool I pinned this actual recipe a long time ago. I don't remember ever buying coconut milk though so I don't think I made it.

>>37069621
>>37069640
Depends on how many people are eating this obviously. Divided up among a group. it might actually not be too bad.

>>37047039
>valedictorian
We don't even have valedictorians in Straya, m8.

>>37044607
>>37044645
All tripfags are annoying as fuck, but you BY FAR are the worst of all. You are so goddamn annoying, pretentious, narcissistic, and faggy. And I can't read a single fucking thread without you putting in your stupid fucking two cents. Nobody sees your stupid fucking tripcode and gets excited that you are around. Fuck off fag invictus

>>37043977
A faggot

>>37054772
someone get me a fucking shamwow
the dams have burst

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what do you all make of jason momoa

I grow a beard because it's fucking FINALLY semi-acceptable in a professional environment and I absolutely hate shaving. Shaving makes my skin feel like shit and it takes forever for me to get it satisfactory for my OCD-ass.

>>37046257
Is that Freddy Mercury?

>>37071095

I want him to fuck me.

>>37065885

Mixed here. I have "good" facial hair aesthetics thanks to having a German father but my half brother who is 100% black has that nappy texture you mentioned. Beards are actually growing in popularity in the black community but for many with his hair texture it's time consuming. Constantly brushing it and applying oil twice a day to maintain it and keep it from knotting up has to suck. He actually would buy overpriced shea/argon oil based conditioners and apply them nightly until he said fuck it and downgraded to a goatee.

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The Simpsons episode "Walk Big & Tall" tears the whole Fat Acceptance bullshit a new one.

>>37044884
>dick hair on shaft
wish i could just rip em all out.