holy shit, guess who i saw today outside my local Costco? hes

>>37041617
Did u get to kiss his head?

ugly jew

nice spoon in his hand. scoobster at it again bringing silverware for the samples.

>>37041617
Is he used to be bigger? Why his shirt is not full homo tight?

>>37041617
did he buy a bag of tostitos and 4 bottles of wine? never gonna make it KEK

>>37041617
>FAGE

>>37041617
I bet he eats those eggs raw and by the dozen, including shells.

>>37041617
Dude sure loves his enchiladas.

>>37041647
that's cauliflower bro

>>37041647

Corn chips aren't entirely terrible for you and he's gay, gays drinks tons of wine. The rest of the cart is pretty clean 0 carbs in sight other than the chips the pre-canned beans are a bit meh but still decent for you.

>>37041617
I give that shopping cart a 6/10

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>>37041617
>tfw you'll never go grocery shopping with Uncle Gooby

>>37041647
Wine is good for gains milo of cronus drank fucktons every day
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23470309
Tostitos is just carbs and electrolytes with a bit of fat. Also good for gains.

Also, mirin them beans and greek yogurt.

Gooby knows what is up

>>37041675
>le "low carb is healthy" maymay
Some dank memes, guys

>>37041617
>>37041647
>IF IT TASTES GOOD, SPIT IT OUT

>>37041675
I'm heterosexual and I drink wine all the time. Stop this heterophobia right now, my good man.

>>37041617
>buys in bulk to save money
>gets a stupidly expensive car that will depreciate by $10k in a year

stupid goy

>>37042004
Found the homo

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>>37042004
>I'm heterosexual

get out of my /fit/, degenerate scum

>>37042004
Check your privilege, shitlord

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>>37042004
Heterosexuality doesn't exist mate

>>37042156
The 2nd was a luxury pleasure purchase, he explicitly mentioned it.

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>>37041666

>>37042156
if you don't buy in bulk to save money regardless of your monetary stature, you're a fucking idiot

>>37041617

ALL THOSE BURRITOS
....
What does that brand taste like?

>>37042478
I believe those are just cans of refried beans.

>0% Yogurt

Fucking pleb.

>>37041655
NO YOU'RE A FAGE

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>>37041617
>all these burritos

>>37041617
my dads 56, they look about the same age(my dad has good genes and looks pretty young), i kid you not, scoob looks even younger 46-47

>>37042510
>what is a summer cut

>>37042567
post dad pics

>>37041617
Convertible Porsche Boxster? Typical gay man's sports car.

>>37042567
This>>37042576. Post dadcock as well

>>37042503

arent the macros on those usually terrible?
>still kinda curious, tho desu

Did you suck his lil scooby

>>37042613
Scooby is a vegetarian. He prefers a carb heavy diet.

>>37042567
post dad

>>37041617
all dem eggs
all dem beans
all dem gains

>>37041617
>all those eggs
Love you Scoobert
Please come back

How did you recognize him with a shirt on?

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>>37042643
That actually explains a lot.
Thanks anon

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>>37042004
found the newfag

>>37042698
It's underarmour, you can still see his nipples

>>37042718
i think i skipped to wanting to be a little girl

>>37042698
recognize who? i thought we were still guessing who OP saw today

unless you mean the guy in the pic. i thought that was unrelated

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>>37041617
4 dozen eggs. The king is gaining

>>37041617
Does he drive a Tesla?

>>37042746
My sides

>>37041617
What a qt

>>37043678
12 EGGS
COME ON

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>>37042156
>boxster
>stupidly expensive car
You do realize that it's cheaper that some Korean shitboxes, right?

>>37042643
Theres literally a huge slab of meat in the cart you faggot.

Also eggs.

>>37041617
>today

I thought scooberino was in sweden though?

>>37042743
This. Guys don't turn me on but my gains seem pointless if I'm not a cute little grill in a dress.
Thanks fit.

>>37042004
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>37041617
this looks exactly like LA is this LA tell me now

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>>37045037
DID YOU SAY WHITE MALE??

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>>37042678
>You will never have a gay uncle as cool as Scoobert.

>>37042350
Sometimes I wonder if I'm gay guys.... But I'll never face it. Thanks /fit/

>>37045114
Chopswords?

:)

>>37042663
>beans
On sweat4health, I am often called "Herr Beanmeister"

>>37043678
dat gif. i f ucking lost it.

>>37043877
You can eat eggs and still be vegetarian. And that meat could be for his husband. Regardless, here's the source when he says he is a vegetarian.

http://scoobysworkshop.com/vegetarianism/

as a german I melt everytime he says Auf Wiedersehen at the end of his videos

>>37041617
wft is in his hand???

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>>37041645
2001 juggernaut scoobs is his biggest

>>37045528
A common weapon among prisoners.

>>37045551
>implying 1991 isn't his best dad mode body

gooby come back ;_;

>>37041617
YO WHERE DOES GOOBY LIVE?

>>37041617

>Plz be in Mountain View

>>37045551
>abs for about 15 years straight

wew

>>37045509
>http://scoobysworkshop.com/vegetarianism/

>"I do eat meat once or twice a week when I go out"

Christ almighty Scooby, just say you aren't a vegetarian, then.

>>37045551
hair loss did a real number on him

>>37045581
agree

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>>37041617

>all that canned & processed food

enjoy your anal cancer

That FAGE yogurt tastes horrible. How do you eat that shit /fit/? Any recipes?

>>37042156
>porsche boxter
It's not even the new model and no body with a dick wants a boxter in the first place, the new one looks better as well so I guess if it was used it was about 30-50k

>>37042156
>willing to spend more money than absolutely needed on anything

upper-middle class scum detected

>>37045528
a spoon for the fage