ITT: Kryptonite

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>>37033816
>spaghetti and meatballs
>Italian

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> Cheese
> Pasta
> Alcohol
> Chocolate

> mfw the first 3 together

fucking Italians reeeee

>>37033816
And since when is italian food bad for you?

>>37033816
>meatballs
>italian

Anon please

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AYYYYY WHYA YOUA THINKA MEATABALLSA ISA ITALIANOH~ AYYYYY ONLY MUMMA'S SECRETA SAUCE IS TRUE ITALIANOOOOH

>>37033874
pasta is high GI. Is this your first day here?

>>37033936
Caring about gi is pretty autistic fampai.

>>37033816
living in Italy , Milano atm . Not particularly fond of people, but I can't imagine my life without pasta. Whole grain when I want to cut.

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>>37033933

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>>37033816
>Kryptonite
chubby white women

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>>37033999

>>37033984
Have fun eating 1000 calories without getting full

>>37034088
Id literally have to drink oil for this to happen.

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I'm Italian and i never ate spaghetti with meatballs in my life, they are not a typicial Italian dish

>>37033999
Milanese here
I eat pasta like 1-2 times in a week

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>>37034086
> be 6'2
> chubby asian women that are half the size of you

>>37033816
Spaghetti bolognese is Italian, not meatballs

>>37034155

Italians in America make spaghetti with ketchup and a BIG ball of meat.

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>>37034155
I'm Australian and neither have I

Why the fuck would i want balls in my spaghetti, they'd just get in the way

>>37033816
Pretty much food in general. I love to eat.
I wish I was taller so that I could eat more without destroying my cut.

>>37034176
i eat it almost every day desu

>>37034155
>>37033907
>>37033847
>>37034207

Italians in America were all terroni. The true EHHH fughettaboutit dagos use penne with meatballs anyway.

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This is my vice. I don't care if it kills me. I only have it once a week or so, and I get fried tofu with it whenever possible. Why is asian food so fucking god damned based?

>>37034407
No meatballs aren't Italian
They are Greek and Turkish and are fried and not served with pasta

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If you've never had these things consider yourself lucky

>>37034418
Fuck is that?

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these or general tso's chicken

>>37034418
weeb pls go

>>37034774
Bubble tea, my friend. Taro flavoured. It's basically a thin milkshake, and may or may not have tea in it at all. The balls inside are tapioca pearls and you drink it with a wide straw to suck them up while you drink. It's fucking amazing and comes in many flavours.

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>>37034837
>weeb
>posts Taiwanese beverage

>>37034850
>"lol i love asian food ecksdee"
>not a weeb

>>37034839
>and you drink it with a wide straw to suck them up while you drink. It's fucking amazing
that sounds fucking gay

>>37033816
Me too. Except spaghetti. Don't care too much for spaghetti. But aannyy other pasta dish

>>37034873
>sucking balls
>gay
not if you garble "no homo" between breaths

>>37033816
wine. When it's sunny I can't resist to a bottle of nice cold dry white wine.

>>37034237
>they'd just get in the way
Of sucking dick?

>>37034176
Hey. Where you training at? I'm nearby Parco Lambro. Doing calisthenics n shit till I get my knee healed.

>>37034947
how is this 'kryptonite'? dry wines are virtually calorie free.

>>37034088
>implying this is a problem

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>>37033816
>spaghetti-with-turkey-meatballs.jpg
>italian
Looks like a /ck/ thread.

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this is my ultimate kriptonite
lucky im not cutting
i have eaten 6 in one go b4 now

>>37035503
This is the one and only real kryptonite
four of these ->fucking 1000 calories

>>37035515
the hazelnut 1 is not that great

>>37035515
they are so easy to fucking eat the fuckers

try to have protein with yogurt just dosnt hit the spot

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>>37033816
These tasty pieces of shit. Puff pastry filled with mashed almonds and sugar mix covered in sugar glazing. I used to eat a ton of these when I was fat now I maybe eat one once a month or so on off days.

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>>37033816

>>37035589
huh yogurt kriptonite ???

thats like fkn tuna and egg whites are my kriptonite

who u trana meem

red wine (pref. Bordeaux)
kettle cooked chips

>>37035589
>barely 2% of my macros
Wut

>>37035683
>>37035699

I'm not saying it's caloric heavy or inherently bad for you, I just lose my shit and will happily gulp through 2 650g semi- frozen cartons of this.

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Put it in the freezer for 30 minutes for maximum effect.

>>37035817
good DO IT DO IT NOW

i eat a tub of skyr most days 16g of protein per portion

fkn chow down u cant eat too much

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oh my god...

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>42g of sugar

I let myself have 1 per month. Even that is probably too much. The only other thing I crave is beer. I let myself have 1 per week though.

>>37034088
Bullshit. Maybe it's low GI uncooked but it literally increases 2.5 in volume when you cook it. I usually eat portions of 50-80g of dry spaghetti which turns into 125-200g of cooked spaghetti. I feel completely satiated while eating 185-300kcal and plenty of okay-good carbs.

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Beer, specifically IPA's
So many calories, can drink like 5 of these and they are probably 400 calories each

>>37033816
you posted it. and wine.

>he doesn't enjoy an affordable, medicinal, zero-calorie herb that makes your entire body feel like orgasm

Cuckolds, all of you

>>37034455
this. I'm Italian and we never cook spaghetti with meatballs. Honestly it seems just stupid

mama mia thatsa one spicya meat BALL

>>37035420
Polentoni poracci, ve magnamo in testa

How are things in Italy? Still the hell I left?

Btw pasta is godlike, don't care about gi

Is veggie pasta a good alternative?

>>37036080
All it does is make me lethargic and paranoid. So no thanks.

>>37033816
Pretty sure that came out of the Italian-American melting pot, bro.

>>37033816
Crepes. Oh god, crepes. Give me a jar of nutella and a batch of those fuckers, I'll fucking eat them all.

>>37033816
>italian food

>posts picture of americanized bastardized "italian" food

I'm so sorry.

>>37036197
Could be much better (let's not go the /pol/ route) but I don't complain.
Where did you find your happiness and well being , bro?

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Weed and Boozfag reporting in.

>>37033816
potato chips
had two bags yesterday
2700 calories fml
I cant even workout cause I broke my thumb and my entire left hand is in pain

When is a cheat meal """justified"""?

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Hold me.

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Booze, man. I realize it's nothing but empty calories, but I love getting buzzed and hanging out at home a few nights of the week.

>>37036762
Denmark, but now I'm temporarily in Germany. It's hard but it's worth to get out from there imho

>>37036883
When you are about to binge food you don't want to eat in order to avoid cheat food. Because you still feel the need to eat after your little bing, without being hungry, and you will still end up eating many calories. So unless you are planning on avoiding """"""cheat meals""""" your whole life you might as well learn to live with them early.

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Chocolate. Can't cut without it.

Love me some Haribo, lads! All kinds, starmix, tangtastic, supermix. After a spliff or three, I'm in the paki shop looking to cause serious damage to my gains.

>>37033963
Do you dislike sashimi? When I'm cutting I'll skip rolls and almost all the nigiri.

>>37035503
>>37035515
You people disgust me, I can hardly stomach 1 of those without getting sick from sugar shock.

>>37037006
Only bad for your heart, not for your cut

>>37038533
>510 calories
That's pretty fucking bad for my cut.

>>37033999
NAPLES HERE

Are you a micro midget? Do you cut on less than 510 kcals/day or something?

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These sour faggots are so fucking tasty to munch on and I don't even notice I already ate 100g of them.

>>37034509
I never knew about those until my coworker started bringing them in

>>37035679
I used to work at an ice cream parlor and I would eat ice cream every fucking day.
good god I got so goddamn fat that summer.

>>37036723
that literally looks like dog vomit.

>>37033866
Lol apt pic for that one, anon. Those fuggin itals really screwed our dream of Lebensraum with their hot headedness. Now they fuck with our gains!

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>>37034217
>Americans in America make spaghetti with ketchup and a BIG ball of meat.
FTFY. This nigga is not Italian.

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Fuck you guys I'm hungry now.

>>37033866
Alcohol is my gateway into all of those things. Once I'm drunk, I'll binge the fuck out on late-night carbs. I've prevented myself from drinking for the past month. I kissed my girlfriend after she had one sip of a beer and the taste of the alcohol almost sent me into a frenzy.
This cut can not end sooner. I wasn't originally planning on taking any cheat days but holy shit.

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No matter which way I debate it.
During my current cut, there's no way I could indulge in this like I wanted to, I sometimes hesitate before having plain oats.

I know if I start back on this I'll be heading for an all-year bulk. And I mean the faux /fit/ "bulk", rather than the genuine strength increase.

I'd have this with every meal and several snacks in between if I could. I don't miss smoking or drinking, but I miss fucking nutella porridge.
I want summer to come and go already.

>>37034869
> Implying that you can't enjoy any aspect of any culture from a continent that is home to billions without first being an anime-obsessed loser

Fucking why dude.

>>37036080
> He choses not to indulge in a crutch for low-lives that makes you stationary, dull, and complacent with mediocrity

No thanks.

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> Katsu curry w/rice

Just fuck me up senpai.

>>37033874
Just count your calories and watch your macros. You can eat anything. I'm having spaghetti with home made meatballs tonight, in fact, and portioned it so that it will come out to around 600 cal. I'm on a cut, as well. Hardly a deal breaker.

>>37033816
>Tfw love eating and fucking spaghetti but have had fatty liver disease for the past 8 years and my liver hurts for hours after eating a small bowl of it.
Lucky cock suckers.

>>37034207
>spaghetti bolognese
>Italian

No, anon. Alton did an entire Good Eats about this. Spaghetti noodles in red meat sauce is uniquely American, in large part because those noodles aren't designed for that kind of sauce.

>>37040021
is curry + rice that bad?
i mean yeah, you could be having chicken breast with brown rice instead, but it's nowhere near as bad as like desserts or something

>>37040091
Not him but wtf do they use then besides white shit like alfredo. Even the shows that show places over there serve red sauce i dont get it.

>>37035430
Your body metabolizes alcohol befREAD THE STICKY

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I could live on this shit, god damn.

>>37040193
did you read the sticky?
http://www.leangains.com/2010/07/truth-about-alcohol-fat-loss-and-muscle.html

>>37040306
FUAAARRRK

>>37040069
>eating and fucking spaghetti

>>37040179
They eat red sauce, anon. They just don't eat it with spaghetti noodles.

>>37036803
HNNGGGG, that ass is so fine. fucking love white women.

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>>37033816
Booze. Drank my way through college. Also my gf is a baker and makes desserts constantly.

>tfw only started taking lifting seriously at 26yo after realizing i've become disgusting skinny fat mode

>>37040323
Did you?

>If we throw alcohol into the mix, it gets immediate priority in the in the substrate hierarchy: alcohol puts the breaks on fat oxidation, but also suppresses carb and protein oxidation.
>This makes sense considering that the metabolic by-product of alcohol, acetate, is toxic. Metabolizing it takes precedence over everything else.

>Metabolizing it takes precedence over everything else.

Read what I wrote, then kill yourself you worthless fucking gains mong.

>>37040306
I love a good maple donut. I love a good any donut...shit.

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Pizza and Pasta al Pesto (I'm italian).

Thin mint oreos man with milk. My god. I had 2 packs yesterday with no regrets except for the shits

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Specifically THIS one and none other. Maybe pepperoni, but it's not even close anyway.
Doesn't look too appetizing, but muh dairy addiction (it's 4 types of cheese + tomato sauce + pizza crust).

Also pasta etc. and chocolate, but still not
>quattro formaggi

>>37035875
1 beer per week? That sound sad. :(

>>37039565
What?

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>>37041089

oh my god

>>37041089
Oh lord my dick is on full throttle right now.

I can't wait to get back home to CT and eat some goddamn pizza.

>>37040306
WHAT KIND OF FAGGACINO IS THIS AND HOW DO THEY PAINT THE CREME

>>37035935
I agree man IPA's are so fucking good it's hard to go to a restaurant or some place and not look at what they have on Tap

Beer, whiskey, gin, rum, vodka, ale, mead, apple wine, etc

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>>37041089

>Pizza

My nigga. It's just so fucking good.

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I literally obsess over these chips, if you've never had Zapp's you wouldn't understand. The Voodoo chips are my absolute kryptonite

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I can eat inifinte of this. Good thing its so scarce in the US

>>37041948
>soviet bloc snacks

>>37033933
My sides

>>37036310

tfw I just drank 5 of these in a row just now thanks to the grocer selling these for 99 cents each and my own impulse buying.

My teeth are chattering, I can't stop twitching, everything is funny. I'm literally laughing as I'm watching Fort McMurray burns to the ground on the news. I'm probably going to go out and run to wear these fuckers off and then go to confession so I don't end up in hell.

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>>37036175
i'm italian and i just ate spaghetti and meatballs
It is not really an Italian food but meatballs most definitely are as is pasta... if you add the meatballs to the pasta you now have pasta and meatballs... not really a huge stretch to assume some people in italy eat this.

>>37034407
holy fuk this post hurtz and yes they are terrone I unfortunately am from Benevento ... southern italy is disgust.

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>>37034418
bruv

>>37034509
Oh fuck no, I used to inhale those fucks.

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>>37033933
I'm dying

>>37041948
>tfw serbian
>tfw shitton of these in our stores
>tfw one bag has around 530 calories
>tfw can eat 2-3
Kill me
[spoiler]Good thing I have been refraining from eating shitty food for a while, the urge almost completely left me, only the craving for sweets remains, and I'm still not ready to give it up yet, I ate two pieces of cake today, and yesterday too.[/spoiler]

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Fuckin this. Holy shit when I'm high this tastes like heaven dripping on my tongue

>>37041926
Holy fuck yeah. I just moved to Texas in January and had never seen Zapp's chips before. "Voodoo chips. Sounds cool. I'll try them."

So fucking good.

>>37043074
Crush them up into butter and that's my kryptonite.
Just fuckin had almost 4 tablespoons.
FUUUUUUUUUUU

is pasta that bad?
i'm doing myself some pasta with chicken breasts and tomato sauce
i'll post a pic at the end.
it's awesome. very spice too

>>37043373
>is pasta that bad
NO it's not bad it's great if you're bulking or don't over eat it and completely fuck what your macros and caloric intake should be. Then you're golden. BTW gnocchi is bomb.

>>37040414
Are you me?

Seriously though, gf that bakes is a blessing and a curse. I'm on a strict cut before our backpacking trip in November and she keeps rolling out the peanut butter chocolate chip cookies and before I know it 6 are gone with half a liter of milk.

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>>37043373
it's more reddish than it appears though

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>>37033816
God damn it. You made me think of it.

Think butter. Soft, gooey, buttery, love covering your tongue and sliding down your throat. Paired with a good wine (or in my case, Gin) and a water cracker, it is cracktonite.

If you've never had it...you have to at least try it. Let it get a little room temperature and god damn...

It's sex in your mouth.

>Cut going super well, 1 pound each week
>Quarterly program review at work tomorrow
>Bottomless craft beer on the company budget

What would you do?

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>>37044124
>>37041916
>>37041089
>>37040306
why you gotta do this to me while i'm cutting?

>>37036310
Fuck, these are my kryptonite too. Energy drinks in general, but specifically that fruit punch Rockstar.

>>37044353
Five guys is shot, in & out is better

>>37044068
Drinking too many heavy craft beers will make you feel like shit if you have been cutting. Drink 2 and you'll hit the sweet spot. Obviously depends on your company culture but drinking too much at a work event is a big mistake.

There's no such thing as kryptonite. Only people who will never make it because they lack the ability to count calories and the willpower to incorporate high calorie foods into their day without binging like a fat woman who got stood up on a date.

>>37044862
>company
>2 beers
Kys

>>37043805
>eating literally just butter
This is why we're fat, America

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>>37044770
In N Out is pretty fucking good, but it wasn't nearly as good as it was hyped up. Kinda disappointed desu, but the fries are the undisputed GOAT fries. I'd say In N Out is at least on the level of Good Times

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these fuckers right here, luckily though I usually get sick of them for at least 2 weeks if I cave.

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>>37034418
>tumblr filename
>eats tofu (estrogen in food form)
>drinks hipster shit

>>37034873
>>37034918
kek'd

>>37039949
fucking this. haven't tried with nutella, but same principle applies to oatmeal with chocolate syrup. hopefully i remember this for my next bulk

>>37041089
this, but with alfredo sauce instead of tomato sauce. add pepperoni, bacon, and basil on top. 11/10 i just got a boner imagining it. cant wait to bulk

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>>37035430
>calorie free
>almost 80 calories per 100ml

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Big burgers kill me. Love a good challenge.
>be me
>17 at the time
>been hittin the gym and joggin for a good year
>go to banf
>local brewery has summer special
>$29 burger, the god of all big macs.
>3 6oz organic Alberta beef patties, bacon, beer cheese, unlimited fries.
Pic related is after removing one patty.

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>fat sister bought 12-pack of hot, fresh, cinnamon donuts
>147 calories apiece
>I've had like 3 of them in as many hours
>on Friday she brought home a big pack of Snakes Alive
Fuck, I love Snakes Alive.

>>37045565
how are you supposed to eat a huge burger like that? piece by piece? where are you supposed to bite.

>>37045615

Knife and fork is what I used when I was a fatass eating those portions.

>>37045590
I know that feel. Had 3 cans of pepsi today.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

At least I've been ran 24 miles today because I've been late to job interviews and an opera for school.

>>37045615

MOUTHLET!!

>>37045671
What, didn't they have any Coke?

>>37041089
this looks fucking awful

>>37043104
Resist the urge bro. Trust me you feel better later

>>37035430
so fucking calorie dense

>>37034207
Ragout bolognese con tagliatelle, my friend. Spaghetti need a different approach, pomodoro for example is a fucking great vegetarian food.

>>37045565
never understood those things. This food is problematic.

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>>37045297
>not knowing the heavenly pleasure of good cheese

pleb

>>37033816
homemade cookies

>>37045883

Stop posting pizza, you fucks

>tfw I quit pizza a month ago because cutting

Just fucking kill me, senpai

>>37033963
>mfw broke keto for a special occasion
>went out for all you can eat sushi
>ate 8 entire rolls all by myself

FUCK, it's too good. i cant wait to be at my goal weight so i can celebrate by doing it again desu senpai

>>37045933

what if i told you the smaller pizza missing a slice is a peanut butter sauce pizza with mozzarella and provolone accompanied by smoked apple wood bacon with a raspberry jam drizzled over it.

thats right mother fucker. pbnj pizza w/ bacon

>>37046069

>pbnj pizza w/ bacon

MUH DICK

>>37033866
pasta is high in protien and carbs pretty much the perfect bulking food........

>>37040802
fuck yeah senpai. could live on that shit... with a bit of the pesto oil on the side for dipping bread into

>>37035827
Honestly it doesn't even taste that good, but it's like crack. Without self control I drink a liter in one sitting

>ITT: People think modern Italian heritage and culture is worth arguing about, or worth anything at all.

You guys shat the bed after the Renaissance

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>>37033816

Chicken chow mein and Chinese takeaway chips with sweet and sour chicken balls. It's only exacerbated by the fact """"one portion""" could feed 4 people and I eat it all to myself.

Chocolate.
I don't drink soft drink
No candy
No fried shit
Rarely ice cream ever

But if I see chocolate I'll eat that shit with no remorse. Especially before exams.

>>37035420
I train near piazza V giornate,in a normal gym
Btw I'd love pizza(expecially after seeing this thread) ,or maybe a kebab

>>37047446
I cant banter properly without autism flags, please chinese moot implement them

>>37035876
wut i eat 200g of dried spaghetti and i'm cutting

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Alcohol seems to bring about a myriad of bad choices
> Get shitfaced with the lads, drink so many beers,take so many shots
> smoke a whole 20 pack of cigarettes within the night (No fucking idea how i managed that but apparently i did)
> mfw the next night was cardio day and thanks to my "no exceptions" rule, mfw trying to run even a km

>>37037456
This post is fucking jokes

>>37043132
If I find this I will die, tropicana products taste so good

>>37045883
>ketchup
ruined it

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anybody fancy a naples-style pizza?

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>>37050000
Waste of quads. It's clearly a barbecue pizza and that's barbecue sauce.

This shit is mine. I can easily chug two of these. And they're BOGO all the time.

Doner, I know it's disgusting but It's so good.

Indian curries, pizza and savoury pastry :(

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>>37051097

>>37040178
the sauce is really full of butter and flour

>>37045356
I love these as well but I would puke if I ate 400g

>>37045671
>At least I've been ran 24 miles today because I've been late to job interviews and an opera for school.
...what?

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Fuck these things are too good

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Theese things are so good. like 450cal a piece

>>37050000
>>37050927

it's a peanut butter jelly pizza you goobs. the drizzle is raspberry jam

>>37044770
>tfw you live in oregon

>>37045339
Good Times is the best and one of a small handful of reasons I really miss Boulder

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I was good today. I had a craving for chips and I managed to suppress it. When I went to the frozen section for blueberries, I found picture related.

Oh God... my summer kryptonite is back in stock. Did not buy any, but summer is inching closer.

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Flour.

I love to bake so fucking much.

Biscuits. I had to resist buying a pack of oreos because I know I'll eat them in one sitting.
I know you can get them in smaller packs, but I only want 3 at the most and not feel like I've got to finish the rest.

>>37034184
>chubby filipinas

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The gravy jew

>>37054949

The gravy jew is why I fucking avoid thanksgiving and christmas dinners.

>>37039957
Because you jack off to hentai

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These bitches

I can all 4 packs in one go

Mexifags know this feel

>>37037067
Same here anon. I end up getting shitfaced on a Saturday night on rum & cokes and all of the calories I cut that week are absorbed in one night and then some. Feels bad.

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This.

And chubby grillz

>>37033933
Fucking kekd

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Eat it with a spoon.
Probably not measuring tablespoons properly and am cheating myself of my proper deficit.
Feels bad man.

But I can't stop.

>>37056749
I also used to love pizza. Now that I'm cutting, everyone in my life is ordering pizza and offering.
I can stay strong and resist but when I sit at my computer the Peanut Butter jar just looms over me.

>>37044770
>tfw I had In n' Out over Spring Break when I took a trip to LA with my family
>tfw I live in Massachusetts and have to settle for Five Guys after knowing what I'm missing

Although I have to say, an all in Five Guys burger with their Cajun fries is pretty good desu

>>37056774

>Now that I'm cutting, everyone in my life is ordering pizza and offering.

This happens to me at work all the fucking time.

Why can't people leave me alone like when I was fat?

>>37034869
>I like chinese food
>Guess must be weeb

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>tfw cutting
>tfw craving this shit so much
>400 calories a packet

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>>37046069
that sound absolutely awful

>>37054531
as do I. I'm trying to supress it by repeating the chemistry behind baking, that makes an excellent de-apetizer.

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Sweets. Luckily I get my sugar fix from the honey on my oatmeal.

>>37059069
nofap kryptonite

>>37036723
>or some say kosm

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>>37041089

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this shit right here. Spicy sandwiches drowned in polynesian sauce. I never get sick of chickfila

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>oh 35 calories? That's not so bad
Except I'll just keep eating the fucking things, like 20-25 at a time. They're too goddamn delicious, especially when they dip in a glass of milk or apple juice, it makes the flavor pop.

Goddamn I'm so fat as fatass I turned ricecakes into a bad choice what's wrong with me?

Pad thai, rice noodles, basically carbs in general are so good,

>>37060642
how is the buttered popcorn flavor?

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>inb4 spanish nigger

>>37060642
This is exactly why I can't buy snacks when I go grocery shopping. I'm a fat fuck with no self control.

String cheese. I will eat the whole bag by the end of the day.

>>37060642

I didn't know people actually ate rice cakes

I bet is like eating cell foam

>>37053732

Austrian by chance?

>>37049048
>> smoke a whole 20 pack of cigarettes within the night (No fucking idea how i managed that but apparently i did)
Have you never met someone who smokes a pack a day, or even more? It's really not that hard

>>37061515
yeah. vienna

any variation of hot cheetos is the devil

I try to limit myself once a month for 1 bag

sheeit

Scotch. I have a glass every third night after dinner unless I am on a business trip.

>>37042988
you can add meatball to spaghetti, we can eat it in italy, but is not a traditional italian dish.

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>>37033816
Water, can't stop drinking it. i drink on average day 3L, during summer 6 to 7L easily. i love water.

>>37034407
+1 calling out the dirt people.

>>37039606
this and the watermelon sour patch kids

>>37044770
>2x2 w/ raw
>and a hamburger w/ grilled onion
>5.50 w/ tax =dankest cheat meal all week

god bless I eat that shit once a week on my way home from class on thursdays

>>37053299
im convinced he lives in some non-english borderline 3rd world, so may actually be telling the truth.
>not dr. pepper

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>that salt content

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Have these at my work. My cut would be going so fast, but it eat on every second day.

Fuark brehs it's hard to resist, best dessert known to man

>>37033816
And this is how I will trigger everyone on this board.
I'm a third generation Italian immigrant and I fucking hate pasta/spaghetti/lasagne.
The texture more than anything, feels like a slug in my mouth.
>yet I still love pizza.

I work at starbucks. Free fraps and whipped cream make me moist.

garbage style chimichangas, lemonade

>>37042128
this post made me literally cry with laughter

oreos + milk. hate them just by themselves and was never into that split it and lick it and make double stuff.

i just dunk them in a glass of milk until the chocolate starts to fall out then eat it. fucking so good. i could just sit and easily eat a sleeve of oreos.

>>37068065
dude, I put the Oreo in my mouth and then marinate it in milk before chewing. I'm a degenerate I know

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>>37035935
Most craft beers are 150-250 calories for 12 oz. Higher abv = fewer calories because of less residual sugars

Lrn2beer

>>37063971

I know this feeling. I hate that intiial shitty feeling of gaining water weight, but after the first serious piss I'm back to remembering water isn't going to make me fat. I love drinking so much that you hear the water in you slosh around as you run or work out.

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I empty the whole bottle into a liter of water. Dear God is it good.

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Either with grated cheese or dipped in milk.

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Found out my grandparents drink this stuff. It's liquid crack.

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Canuck candy was created by the devil.

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>>37033816
Chocolate almonds
I guess there are worst things to binge on, but god damn I can't just eat a handful.

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My grocer sells this in the bulk aisle for 55 cents/100 grams. Dear god I love sour jujubes.

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there is nothing good about this drink. I just can't stop ;_;

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might buy a bag tomorrow.

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Apple Fritters

>tfw I work in an Italian restaurant where I get free meals
literally just want to eat all day

>>37058672
tb h the only things stopping me from binge eating mi goreng is because how long it takes to prepare since i'm a lazy cunt

>>37069590
Say goodbye to your gallbladder

>>37069723
I'm sure they're delicious, but that is a repulsive picture.

>>37069590
Enjoy your kidney stones

chifa food

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I like to pretend these little bitches are good for snacking / energy boosts.

>tfw you don't need a reason to eat a reisen

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kebab shop regret

>>37070438
jizz on food for maximun gains m'nig

Doughnuts and pastries, I know I shouldn't but God Danm I eat them every single time I get the chance

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>>37046069
mad props for the applewood addition

fuck I'd have to eat my own jizz because im fucking this pizza first

>>37067175
I'm high on jamon serrato.
I can fuckin eat that whole leg myself

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>>37033933

>>37045855
this guy gets it

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Grapefruit soda

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>>37033816

>>37071337
Is this bad? say you use a scoop for like 5 litres of water

>>37071512
Brehs..

>>37069590

>being so much of a child that you can't drink water without flavoring.

>>37047469
Agree 100%. There's nothing like a good chinese takeaway

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Chicken cutlet curry wth cheese

>>37045970
inb4 you get raped by /fit for even saying keto

>>37071582

I did it once only because I can never find any proper pink lemonade mixes, which is my true kryptonite.

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>>37033816
>Pretty much all Italian food.

Correction: All American bastardizations of Italian foods

Every time some study about what diets are the best, the Mediterranean diet is always at the top. It's not coincidence that our average longevity is like 10 years higher than the rest of the world despite being the niggers of Europe.

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>>37040178
The Japanese curry roux probably contains on its own your whole TDEE.
It's made entirely of fat, sugar, aromas and oil, and it coats everything you add it to.

And that's why it's the best food on this goddamn Earth.
Pic related
>mfw I eat curry and katsu

>>37072097
>tfw I've been cooking nothing but curry for the past months because it's the cheapest and the most delicious food I can cook in bulk

I'm skinny anyway I-I need to b-bulk i swear

Cheese pizza is my kryptonite, I can live the rest of my life without ever touching anything like ice cream or chocolate or cake or whatever because I don't have a sweet tooth, but pizza is the food for the gods for me

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>tfw I have IBS so any food that isn't rice is my Kryptonite

>>37067440
W-what is it? What is it called?

>>37072554

Nanaimo Bars, and holy shit are they decadent.
>tfw I live in Nanaimo and go to local bakers for them.

>>37068220
This is the kind of fat logic I'd expect to see on a fat chick's facebook page, not on a board about fitness.

Do you actually not know that the body metabolizes alcohol? Higher abv = more calories because of more alcohol.

>>37068220
>>37072648

And not only that, but lower abv beers don't necessarily have residual sugar. Most beers will ferment until the sugar is all gone. Do you think Coors Light has more calories than a 7% IPA?

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These fucking assholes. Also All dressed chips, probably the best flavor ever.

>>37072592
But it's Canadian. Why do you fuckers make up such weird names for your stuff? Poutine? Nanaimo Bars? Winnipegosis? What the hell is wrong with you? It's ridiculous.