Things you can say about lifting weights, but not about your sex life.

>>37025805
"I can't wait to get back at it tomorrow!"

>>37025805
I once lifted with another person in the room.

>>37025805

cardio kills gains

>It's all about hip drive

>>37025805

I'm satisfied physically, mentally, and emotionally by lifting weights.

There's too many guys in here

>>37025805
It's better with a girl

>>37025805
I do it regularly

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I've lifted weights at least one time in my life.

That last pump is always the hardest

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I prefer isolation exercises.

I usually go longer than 5 minutes

I can make it to 2 reps

>Women don't laugh at me
Wait it applies for both

Women are impressed by my size.

>>37025805
I've done that

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It's all about appropriate form

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>>37027299

>>37025901
Kek

Was that deep enough?

I'll use that one after he's done with it

Hey bro mind if I work in?

>>37025863
underrated

>>37025805
progressive load

Gimme a second I'll wipe it off for you.

>>37025805
I'm doing it!

Clean and jerk

I don't think I can handle that much weight

I'm going to use the machine this time

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My ass is going to be sore tomorrow.

It's real and I'm good at it

I prefer lifting heavy weights over lighter weights

I prefer the black ones

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I can pick up weights but I cannot pick up girls

nobody mentioned the classic

>everybody mires a 250 lbs snatch

I lift weights like a faggot

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ITF wannabe comedians shitpost about things they cannot do

>>37027787
do you mean lifting weights or women?

>>37027787
>ITF

its ITT shitdick

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>>37027813
in this forum as in, everyone who posts here
>>37027797
you're a faggot

"no homo"

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>>37027787

Black people do this better.

>>37025868
yeah, I know what you mean

>>37025805
I do it

Black people are stronger and faster.

>>37025805
I prefer hexagonal plates over olympic plates.

>>37027838
but this is a Norwegian dance therapy forum

>>37025805
200 pounds is 200 pounds.

I have a stable lifting partner and we never lift if the other isn't there

Blacks can do this easier.

Weighted dips.

You could always put on a few more pounds.

>>37025805
"I'm hard"

>>37025805
>I like it heavy

>>37029908
Not heavy enough

>>37027478
Fucking christ this is a disturbing picture

>>37027539
top jwj

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>>37027299
Kek

>>37027664
I see you

>>37025863
Really. I feels like there is never enough.

N-n-no homo

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I wipe off after I'm done

>>37025805
I enjoy lifting

So many black people in one place.

Niggerfucker.

I mean, I can fuck niggers in gym, but I cannot fucker their niggresses.

>>37027539
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>>37027578
>>37027618
Actual shit people say at the gym. Good work on the kek guys

>>37025805
afterwards I can't go again.
I wear socks.
There are other male human beings in the room and that's okay.
I can do it whenever I want and my schedule allows it.
I don't care if I take a shower before going at it.

>>37027664
Let's think about that one again for a moment

>>37025805
It makes my blood flow in all the right places.