QUAKER OATMEAL CONTAINS CARCINOGENS

>>37005639
is this real life

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3568268/Is-oatmeal-killing-Quaker-Oats-sued-5million-following-claims-WEED-KILLER-used-production.html

aye this story is wrecking my head atm

>>37005655
Oh fuck

Reminder that red meat, no matter the processing or source, is in the same category as glyphosate

>>37005655
the post and daileymail are both rags though m8

like i wouldnt even wipe my ass with ether one of them

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>>37005655
>dailymail

>>37005704
reminder that vegans are cucks

>>37005639
shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeet
> tfw I just got 2 boxes of quaker oatmeal for my cut and have been eating it constantly

well whatever, everything gives you cancer nowadays

>>37005793
>squeaker rolled oats
>not vastly superior and also /fit/ recommend steel cut oats
You deserve cancer anyway since you don't read.

>>37005639
Glyphosphat is actually a pesticide by Monsanto.
Just buy organic oats and you are good.

>>37005655
>>37005725
>>37005735
how legit is this source lads

>>37005639
>>37005641
>>37005655
>>37005670
>>37005793
>eating disgusting mass-produced cardboard quaker nigger oats
>not buying organic steel-cut oats from your local co-op grocery

Sure is teenager in here

Organic oats always here.

>>37005639
Give links to studies or fuck off. Seriously, haven't you people learned anything about sensationalist journalism? They care not one whit about science. Source or gtfo fagget.

>>37007370
A newspaper is never a source.

A scientific, peer-reviewed paper is a source.

A double blind study using a large sample is a source.

Calm down and eat your oats.

>>37007395
>being a faggot house nigga

so i just switch brand and i wont die? okay

>>37005704
Only because of saturate fat levels. This meme that red meat is cancerous needs to die

Cant wait for more proper studies to be completed that will demonstrate red meat is perfectly fine to eat (in moderation obviously)

Vegans are gonna be eating their own shit

>>37005639

>Nypost

are you fucking serious op?

Who the fuck is eating quaker oats in 2016? It's Red Mill or nothing

Yeah I smoke cigarettes do plenty of drugs and drink between 375 to 750ml of whiskey a night. Oh no now my oatmeal is trying to kill me too big fucking deal.

So which oats should i buy?

steel cut or rolled?

>>37007337
My man, they use pesticides on organic crops. Even more than the ones engineered to not need them.

Better not go outside bro the sun is harmful

>>37008249
Smoking is bad for you.

>>37005639
i do roids dafuq i care about carcinogens lmao

>>37005639
>not already eating organic oats

lmao

>>37005639
clickbait

>>37007370
they're super conservative fucks who think everything gives you cancer and aids

What's the difference between this
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=254853776
And this
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=260946145

>>37005639
Guess what OP? EVERYTHING WILL FUCKING KILL YOU EVENTUALLY. Wringing your hands like some worried-to-death Jewish grandmother will just destroy any quality-of-life you could possibly have. If it worries you that much then get your oats from a different manufacturer.

Robin Hood master race.

>>37007395
Sure is hipster here. How your thick rim glasses doing homo?

THANKS JEWS REEEEEEE

>>37005639
everything gives you cancer now a days. fuck it 2bh

>>37005639

>New York Post

Nice try, faggot.

But it's Oats So Simple.

No messing about.

>>37005793
wow TWO whole boxes man enjoy your cancer dude you're done for seriously TWO FUCKING BOXES

>>37005735
>>37008230
>>37011164

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/04/150422-glyphosate-roundup-herbicide-weeds/

Happy, faggots?

>>37008249
Why are you even on /fit/?

>>37007337
this. roundup is safer than most pesticides organic farmers use.

My cereal brand is ''Eat Natural'' so I should be fine

>>37013799
It also only kills certain bacteria and plants. Humans don't have and can't synthesize the protein that glyphosate targets, so it doesn't do anything to you.

>>37014032
this
we're not fucking plants OP stop fearmongering

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>>37005639

Dumb, oatmeal is going to kill everyone with 8am blood sugar spikes before it's the glyphosate.

>2016
>still scared of cancer

Grow up you pussies

Also

>probably carcinogenic to humans
>probably
>carcinogenic

Oh look, its fucking nothing.

>>37005639
Good. I'll just keep eating the walmart oats that are softer for some reason.

Fuck I love oats?

Who else /oatsandgrilledchicken?

God I hope I'm dead by 50

>>37007498
>But.... but I saw a daily mail clickbait post on a anime manlet support board and told muh internet friend's.
Also not knowing what glyphosate is. I know you neckbeards vape.

>>37015197

Fuck yes