What happens when you get 1000 likes on facebook?

It's the female equivalent of hitting 2/3/4/5

>>36981870

Your gook eyes finally open

>>36981870
1000 people like you

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>>36981876

>>36981875
Wh-wh-what's a 2345?

>>36981908
2plate OHP
3plate bench
4plate squat
5plate diddy

Social media make 4/10s think they're 8s

>>36981926
If I wanted to tip the receptionist I'd ask you for your 1 rep pushups.

>>36981870
zuckerberg comes and tickles your anus

>>36981926
So just to be clear 1 plate is 25kg, and 3plate then is 25*6kg = 150kg because obviously you put three of them on each side of your barbell?

To me 150kg bench seems much easier than 100kg OHP

>>36983002

It is, the lifts aren't linear like that.

>>36983002
1pl8 = 20kg

>>36983002
You forgot the bar

>>36983002
1plate = 20kg on each side + the bar. So lmao1plate is 60kg, 2plate is 100kg, 3plate is 140kg and so on.

>>36981870
you remember that episode of south park where stan and kyle played guitar hero and got 1,000,000 points and were greeted with a message that said "congratulations, you are fags"?

basically that, except the message is "congratulations, you have no life".

>>36983116
>counting the bar

>>36983164
It's the opposite, m8. Females measure their self worth in Facebook likes.

>>36983109
>>36983116
>>36983148

Thanks mates. Now that I know the lingo I can truly fit in when bragging.

The lmao suffix indicates that the weight is far below one's actual capability I take it?

>>36981875
Hearty kek

>>36983397
No. It's self deprecating your absolute max rep. Originated from guys making fun of others just starting out and belittling lesser achievements.

>>36983433
I see. Makes a lot more sense considering this board