How to be the perfect gf? What's your ideal gf?

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Holy shit fuck off with these gay ass feels threads goddamn it

>>36930238

Don't be fat.

Seriously, femanon, that's like 95% of the battle right there.

>>36930451
agreed, you emotional wrecking balls

>perfect gf
>has penis

>>36930487
Shit...

>>36930487
Speak for yourself.
id worship a HIGHTEST girl like a goddess.i would kiss her butt and thighs for hours a day. fug i need a thick gf.

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>>36930238
Ideal gf
>loves me
>motivates me
>is loyal
>has her own interests
>has her own money
>has her own career
>but still shares hobbies with me
>can cook
>not a slob or messy
>lifts with me
>smokes the herbal Jew with me
Now I'm lonely. Thanks OP

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>>36930238
One who could actually love me

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>>36930656
>we don't even have to walk near each other in public if you don't want to be seen with someone like me
That's the saddest thing I've read all month. All this poor girl wants is to be loved ;_;

>>36930717
Fuck...she's braver than I am

>>36930656
>>36930717

yeah but the thing is after the first few years it won't be much different than any other girl. people change and take the people in their life for granted. Same thing for fat chicks, you're like hey this is great! she cooks for me and blows me on demand and doesn't ever nag! Until she gets too comfortable and is no better than any other entitled hot chick.

I still feel really bad for her though, I hope she finds someone similar to her.

>>36930656
Surgery to fix
>eyelids
>nose
>thin lips
>chin
>cheekbones
and she'd be a 3/10 wouldbang

>>36930451
speak for yourself man, there's nothing funnier than seeing a 300 post thread on top of /fit/ that has nothing to do with fitness

not really sustainable in the long run tho

>>36930749
I hope she finds someone who won't abuse her because they know that it'd be hard for her to find someone else. I hope she finds someone who loves her for who she really is because she seems sweet.

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>>36930761
You forgot
>tits

>>36930656
fuck, that made me sad

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>>36930238

women can't compete

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>>36930804
Why is he wearing panties?

>>36930503

Fortunately, as it just so happens, by sheer chance you have posted this in a forum dedicated to fitness. Stick around and learn.

Some greentext for you from my own life, just to further illustrate my point:

>Be me, meet this girl from online dating site
>We get along, we have a lot of interests in common and stuff
>But she's fat, and I'm just not physically attracted to her
>But if she'd just lose like 30 pounds or so, I would totally fuck the shit out of her.

Well the stuff I liked from my past two girls
>not boring
>open to new ideas
>high libido
>freaks in bed
>intelligent enough to discuss philosophy and such
>not being fat, one of them worked out 6 days a week aka not being a gains goblin
>like the same music and films

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>>36930238

>tall f/mtf
>average face
>likes to lift
>likes birds
>works in medicine
>enjoys being active and out of the house more often than not, but fine with takeout and Netflix
>likes to be picked up and spun around
>from a non-religious family with tall parents and siblings
>just wants to find a relationship that will work, and work well, not fuck around

>>36930656
>those feels
Would possibly birth some manly sons though, look at that facial structure.

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>>36930656
What the fuck

Don't do this to me anon

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>>36930656
Breh

>>36930656
Damn, I know I'm supposed to laugh at this but I can't.

>>36930238
Accept me for who I am dont expect me to change and dont waste my time and ill love you forever

>>36930785
>that stupid "I'm so cute" face
I hate women so much

Crazy, crazy is good

>>36930645
>has her own money
>has her own career
Why would you want that?
Not a rhetorical question.

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>>36930238
>don't be a whore
>don't be fat
>be white and preferably of robust build
>don't be a careerist
>don't use birth control (see point one)

>>36930656
It's like she is the physical manifestation of the ugly I think I am and pretend to be but she is still somehow braver a person than I am. . . The fuck

>>36930785
who is this knob gobbler

>>36930761
In Europe she is like a 7/10 already

>>36932583
That's called a smile, anon.

>>36930238
>can cook
>doesn't expect me to entertain her 24/7
>good relationship with her parents
>not fat

>>36930238
Be fit
Be qt
Have an interesting face structure
Share my humor
Share my values

Thats it.

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my dream girl don't exist

>at least 8/10, fit, big tits, aryan genetics
>actively encourages me to fuck other women to spread my superior seed
>stays completely loyal to me, mutual understanding that men must satisfy degenerate urges on sloots
>rich, educated, aristocratic, traditional right wing, no drugs, no alcohol, religious but only for appearances
>condescending, ruthless, rational, sadomascohist
what am I missing boys?

>>36932842
Only in the animes iktf

>>36932946
> taller than me

So about 6'5

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>>36930238
Once I would have said something along the lines of "Taller than me and stronk", but I have since realized that I disgust myself enough to make a relationship unfeasible.

I'm repulsed by the idea of a relationship with someone because it would mean I'd be a part of it.

>>36932616
So she's not dependent on you financially.
>baby pls buy me these new earrings only $2000
It's also she's not at home all day, so she's less likely to fuck Tyrone behind your back

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>>36930656

>>36930776
This board will eventually crumble to something worse than /b/.

>>36930656
Is there anything wrong other than the long ass face?

Step 1 - exist
Haven't got as far as step 2 yet

>>36935032
she probably doesnt shave because she knows nobody wants that

>>36935032
Yeah, she's dead now. Killed herself out of loneliness apparently.