Will eating a chapstick kill all my gains, /fit/? Pls rspnd

guys pls

what the fuck

>>36916960
nah

>>36916960
youre good to go dude i was that weird kid in elementary that was very prone to accepting eating dares and ive eaten my fair share of chapsticks, not bad imo its kinda like coconut oil

>>36917136
how many carbs are in them?
also tell more weird kid stories

>>36917136
there's probably very little carb content if any. im not going to look it up.

>be 7, first grade
>recess (we just ran around on asphalt for fun)
>my first bff ever Joey runs up to me, says this kid elliot has a dare
>aggregate mass of chitlens growing near slide, this triggers and instantly attracts me. time to do some weird shit
>elliot is in the midst of trying to convince other kid to chug caprisun thats been mixed with coke dirt and worms
>I take it from Elliots hand and immediately chug the whole thing
>girls around me screaming and squirming
>fuckyeah.jpg

idk why i did that shit but i did, and it was fun. i was that kid

File: smugschooshooter.jpg (103KB, 906x813px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 906x813px

>>36917241
I feel, used to eat ants for attention.
>mfw they thought I was a skinny weirdo but I was actually amassing protons from the ants to make mad gains

>>36916960
you are a disgusting human being

post moar stories

File: 1417534733211.jpg (23KB, 243x207px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 243x207px

>>36917279
>I feel, used to eat ants for attention.

Mate I used to do that with mosquitos.
>mfw I eventually realised wtf I was doing

>>36918610
can we be best friends?