This guy slaps your girlfriends ass , what do you do ?

>>36915083
ah-hem *sticks my own ass out*

>>36915083
kick him in his shriveled up balls

>>36915083
Start laughing
Gf starts laughing
Everyone in the room is laughing at this ambiguously colored faggot
Is he black? Is he white? Just laugh in his face till the goblin turns into himself like a black hole of self playing and anxiety.

did he ever look good or has he always looked like a balloon that's been blown up too many times

>>36915222
You need help.

pinch his abdominal nipples

>>36915083
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>36915254

>girlfriend

Tell his owner

>>36915083
>>36915285
wait are these the same person?

I'm not dating a tranny, so that wouldn't happen.

>>36915091
Only acceptable response

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>>36915083
Ask him why he's flailing his arm randomly at air

>>36915222
trips of truth have spoken. touche, kid. touche

>>36915083
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>36915300
yeah he injects tan skin into his body, it's called melanotan 2. srs

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I would imitate this pose until the golem leaves

>>36916827
Why did he even go on stage like this

>>36916841
Because he wanted to humiliate some cookie-cutter porn addicts

>>36915083
I wonder what the inside of this dude's gut looks like compared to normal peeps?

>>36915083
so what do i do when he slaps himself? a boner i guess

>>36916933
He's the tom platz of abs, he just has massive ab muscles

Muay Thai kick him in his fragile knee joint

>>36916933

Viseral fat caused by insulin abuse

Ask for his autograph along with the mangetter aka dark lord spaniard aka the iron hobbit aka mr quickly aka Hindenburg 2.0

>>36917048
Id ask to call jason genova from his cell phone

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>>36916981
>>36916997
Big abs and Viseral fat, I still would like to see inside of it lol

>>36917079
Yeah i bet most doctors would be kinda horrified

They've probably never seen anything like him

>>36915222
fag

>>36916889
mission accomplished

Jump on his back then feed Yoshi his shell for the fire breathing power up

>>36915083
Hope it wasn't his DESIGNATED hand

>>36915083
Ask him why his nipples are in his belly.

>>36916841
because he is the tom platz of abs

>>36916889
Assumed he was doing it to demonstrate that roids don't always work. As a kind of warning

If he's slapping her ass then she must really be a tranny

>>36918123
Didn't he look good before?

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>>36915083
>what do you do ?
stand back and watch him bleed out
after she shanks his neck and groin

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>>36915367
g-good one man

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>>36915222
You would shake like a leaf in the golems presence.

Slap Christina Broccolini's ass in revenge.

>>36916827
what the fuck

>>36918802
Golem get ye gone

>>36918802
Golem get ye gone

>>36915083
>watch GF giggle
>start to sweat, face turns red
>"SHIT-FU-SHIT OFF! FUCK!"
>Hit him in the face, he backhands me and knocks out a tooth
>I start to cry and waddle into the bathroom
>Bust nut to my GF fucking a big roided up dude as I watch them
>Start to get really pissed
>Wait until he starts doing a decline bench
>Pick up 100lb dumbbell in both hands, duckwalk over to him
>Right as he starts to raise the bar, thrust hips and use the momentum I can muster from my 110lb 5'6 body
>let go and it immediately drops right on his face
>he screams and lets go of the bar
>505 drops directly between his teeth
>walk out of gym with GF and never come back to there again, no way to track me because I snuck in physiques of greatness style
>roid it up, make gains so nobody recognizes me
>me, the local cops, and Rich Piana all become range buddies

>>36918802
still better than janoy

I'd bust out laughing and then hug that weird fucker.

I love Big Lenny.