>mom calls you the hulk

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>tfw mom calls you skelly manlet

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>mom slaps your ass everytime you go past her

I know that feel.
Mom is the only one mirin. :(

she's saying you look off-color and have anger issues, take the hint op

>>36908132
She wants the D, bro

>tfw 176 cm king of manlets and mom tells me I shouldn't get too big or I'll look like a block
b-but I started 2 months ago, it's too soon

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>mom texts you at 2am drunk with wyd

my mom calling me disgustingly skinny is what made me start lifting again.

>>36909348
Mine said the same thing
Once I went down to 10%bf she was mirin and I no longer looked "too big"

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My mom call me Thor a lot when I'm home from uni. Feels kinda good, man.

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>>36908142
>tfw I was 16 and my mom asked me if I was wearing a long sleeve shirt because of my skinny arms
>wait wtf
>says i shouldn't be embarassed, they're nice arms
>fuck you mom
>start lifting a little after that

>>36910388
Had friends who would never show there arms in highschool and they were almost always hungry skellingtons.

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> Tfw your mom says "Stop lifting you've got big enough"

Dem good feels though.

>>36910388
>>36910588
Fuck this was me in hs

I always wore long sleeve shirts. Even in 40 degree celcius weather in the summer. I would even wear short sleeve shirts with a long sleeve shirt underneath. I hated my arms because they were so skinny.

I got roasted constantly because of it. I only recently started wearing short sleeve shirts now to show off my arms after more than 2 decades hidden

>Been on a cut
>Whole family tells you to stop it
>Mother especially tries to guilt trip you and keep telling you "I hope you're not gonna get tinner anon! Don't lose weight anymore anon! You're skeletal anon!"
>BMI of 24

Thanks god I don't live with them anymore

>>36910708
Fuck, I meant BMI of 27

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>mommy found the creatine socks

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>>36908132
>mom calls you "daddy"

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>Sitting in my room
>Mom comes in, pokes my stomach, says "Chubby!"

Thanks mom

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>mom touches your ass
>mom comments how your ass has gotten bigger

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>>36911095
>pee-paw found the tren rag

>mom tries to set you up with all the fat single mothers she knows

;_;

Id rather keep fucking hookers

>>36908143
THIS

>release potent protein fart
>step-mom walks into room to say hi

JUST

>>36911540

pump and dump bro

despo single milfs are a good root m8

>>36911506
this, also
>sis slaps ass
>she keeps slapping
>says my ass is really hard and her hand probably hurts more than my ass does
t-thanks

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>>36912444
fuck her

Your mother call me bull the whole night.