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Manlets who learned

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How much do you think Jason Statham could pull in the 4 big lifts? He's always jacked and probably on the juice when preparing for roles, but he's short as fuck.

His Wikipedia page says he's 5'10, but this is an immense lie because his fiancee Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a 5'9 model and pic related is them together. He couldn't be more than 5'6.
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I guess bench could be ~100kg, the rest is harder to guess.

Also kudos for choosing this veritable low test goddess.
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>>36884308
>fiancee
That can't be right, manlets aren't supposed to get the girl
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>>36884353
´That ass is gorgeous, too bad her face is not.
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>>36884384
Well, I take that back.
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>>36884384
im a virgin anon
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>>36884378
He's rich and famous.
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>>36884308
Saw him in a London gym once, he was OHPing 100kg. Was pretty surprised desu, I mean he looks strong but that's some serious dedication/ability.
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>>36884384
she is literally perfect
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>>36884308
He also trained with the GB national diving team when he was younger, so he's no stranger to athletic dedication.
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>>36886208
>she is literally perfect
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>>36884308
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>>36886288
elijah wood gets so much poon tang despite looking like a literal fairy
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>>36884308
he's walking in the pic and his legs are bent at the knee.

he has repeatedly mentioned in interviews that he trains hard and takes lifting seriously.
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>>36886288

Based.
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>>36886303

>elijah wood

it's okay I confuse them too sometimes... sometimes.
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>>36886303
not sure if trolling or serious.
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>>36886246
dont let the low test betas phase you

let them put that mediocre pussy on the pedestal and go bag yourself some ass
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>>36886288
He looks like Hitler in this pic lol.
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>>36884308
fuck i wish i could have that body when im 48
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Only trust CelebHeights on celeb heights. Statham is 5'9. But either way, he is like the actor version on Conor McGregor.
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>>36884308
He has some serious fridge-core tho
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>>36886206
xD
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>>36886288
Effay af
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>>36884308
Is it just me or are his hips too narrow (lol)? Or stomach too wide?
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>>36884308

Nah he's 5'10. I worked on the Fast 7 movie and saw him a couple times.

That bitch just tall as fuck. She probably lying about her height to make her seem shorter. modeling standards.
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>>36888066

roids.
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>>36884308
I saw him in London once he's about 5'8-10
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>>36884308

Statham would be lucky if he could pull 405 DL

Even Hugh Jackman only does like 405 DL and he looks fucking huge on screen.
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>>36884401
she looks like that chat brit cunt from exs on the beach
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>>36888066
>>36888397
na just wide hips, i have the same shit..fuckin sucks
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>>36886288
he'd be so good in a german war movie. his face is perfect for it
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>>36886288
what if all the dogs started chasing something in the same direction?
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>>36888442
>tfw I pull 415 at the end of my pyramid sets but still look no where near as good as either of them.
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>>36886288
does he really need a lifting belt to walk dogs?

ffs this is getting ridiculous
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>>36889186
Cause all actors use roids
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>>36889144
kek
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>>36884308
Unlike a lot of manlet celebritis he doesn't appear to use lifts.
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I just went and looked at Hugh Jackman's IG thanks to this thread and dude looks emaciated as fuck. I know he had skin cancer a while back but it looks like he's got AIDS or some shit, dude looks sickly. Plus he's always smiling in all his pics, my gaydar is going off big time.
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>>36889222
It's just so he has something secure to attach all the dogs to, you fucking autist.
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>>36889144
It would be very painful
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>>36889946
>It's just so he has something secure to attach all the dogs to, you fucking autist.
I've got some bad news for you...
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plot twist: that never learn
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>>36889917
He's a renowned homo, mate. Hag wife, background in musical theatre...
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>>36891352
4u
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>>36889946
You cretin
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>>36891723

I don't see anything homo with either.
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>>36886288

>all those women getting wet thinking about getting knotted
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>>36889904
If he doesn't give a shit about his height, then he's not a manlet in my book. based Jason
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>>36892516

Pretty much this.

When we say "when will they learn" we mean, "when will they learn that all these minor imperfections isn't what stops someone from being a respectable man"

"When will they learn that what we're laughing at isn't their height, but the fact that they're actually insecure about something no one else gives a shit about except shallow women"

When will they learn
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>>36892573
not always, the manlet meme has become a plain insult since /r9k/ came to shitpost and never left
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>>36884308
He was aesthetic af. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImY
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>>36884353
>dem dic sucking, ball gargling, sphincter drinking lips
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>>36888442
i pull that i look like a fat weak piece of shit. that weight is not impressive.
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>>36886303
kek'd
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>>36884308

he is fridge mode wtf
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>>36884378
>manlets aren't supposed to get the girl
kek, yes we can and im here to make manlets great again
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>>36888066
He's fridge mode
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>>36886303
can't tell if troll or bojack horseman reference
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>>36886303
Bitches love jewelery
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