HERPES!!! AAAAAAAAAAGHHH

give her herpes and when she tells you she got herpes, accuse her of being a whore

>>36883666
You should tell her and use a condom.

I think it's illegal to hide it from here-atleast it is with more serious STDs

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>>36883666
You filthy sticky bumps riddled ape

>>36883666
Just tell her dude. It's really not that big a deal.

>>36883688

KEK

>>36883690

I don't want to hide it because, well, that's a massive dick move, innit? I either want to come clean and keep her (is there a way to do that? a way to sell Herpes as no big deal?) or to end relation completely. I don't want to keep her in the dark. I want to sell it as no big deal, so I can get the pussy and not the dirty looks. Tell me how brahs :(

Ur gross. Tell her today you faggot.

>>36883726

I'm meeting her in a few hours. That's why I need a strategy to tell her. I need a magic sales pitch, to not scare her off.

If a grill told you she had herpes would you dump her?

>>36883718

Why do you think it's no big deal?

1/6 people have it. But it's still viewed like a boogeyman. Its like telling people you have AIDS - people just freak out.

you have to tell her.
remember to use a condom and try to limit risk of infection in any way you can.
it's better to be safe than sorry, especially, since if you infect her without her knowing, your social life will be over.
and if she is weirded out? big deal, you'll find another one.

You need to tell her

come on man have some fucking respect, asking this kind of shit

>>36883744

Yes I'd dump her filthy whore ass.

Yes I am a hypocrite.

Yes I want that pussy still.

Tell me how to convince her that's its no big deal :(

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Dubs decides


Tell her

Take her to the health clinic and have them give her the safety rundown. Information from a third party will help. She's gonna pretend like it's no big deal but inside she'll be barfing.

>>36883738
Tell her that 60 to 95 percent of people have herpes and that it's harmless

>>36883756

Dude, I'm going to tell her if I'm going to stay with her. You guys dont understand. My options are:

1) tell her and hope she wants to stay with me

2) give some BS reason for ending the relationship, so she doesn't know (dodge that shameful conversation) and we'll never have sex, so she's safe.

So she's either at risk, but knows, or is safe, and doesn't know. See, I'm a good guy!

Don't tell her, then convince her you got it from her. Then kill her, then everyone that share genes with you, then yourself you buttfucking idiot.

>>36883747
i dont think the kind of herpes op is talking about is the same as you are thinking about (with that 1/6 of the population remark)
hsv1 is not hsv2! (if you have hsv1 its very hard to get hsv2)

>>36883721

Cant have your pussy and eat it too. Just tell her, because if you dont not only is it a possible crime but its just messed up dont give someone a disease because you were reckless.

>>36883781
>She's gonna pretend like it's no big deal but inside she'll be barfing.

She man, that's why I gotta end the relationship with a BS reason, and not tell her the real reason: that I dont want to infect a nice, sweet girl. I know she's going to be disgusted at my filthy, degenerate ass. I make myself sick.

>>36883789
>Tell her that 60 to 95 percent of people have herpes and that it's harmless

Ummm...but that's a lie. It's like 15% of the population that has genital herpes. I don't want to lie.

>>36883789

So lie to her?

>>36883802

OP here.

You were responding to me, actually. I read that 1/6 people in the US has HSV-2 (genital herpes), so I wrote it. Something like 1/2 people in the US have HSV-1 (oral herpes).

Dude if ur in for the long haul then that's a different story. Tell her not to say anything til ur done. Start with how you want it to be more but there's something in the way that you haven't discussed and tell her ur ashamed and feel stupid about it every day and how it doesn't affect anything but it's a scarlet letter and there's such a massive stigma and also perfectly safe ways to have sex etc. If she goes for it u gotta marry her tho

>>36883805
>a possible crime but its just messed up dont give someone a disease because you were reckless.

I'm not going to have sex with her if she doesn't know, dont worry. My options are to tell her, and hope she stays, or to not tell her and to end the relationship immediately. I am thinking about option two because it lets me avoid this disgusting, humiliating admission that my junk is swarming with diseases (at least that's how the public will see it). Part of me is really scared of having that conversation, and would rather be alone than have it.

Play the pity card like a motherfucker and be real vulnerable. If she punts you at least you get practice for the next one

>tfw have penile pearly papules
sucks man.

Suggest that both of you have a std test before having sex. When it comes out positive just act surprised.

>>36883860

Thanks man, this is a sensible approach. Would I marry her? Yeah there's a good chance. I've known her for years. (It's a long story.)

It's so hard to overcome that stigma, even though it's nothing worse than having a few pimples for a week once a year. I haven't even had an outbreak in years. But people still puke at the idea of it.

You've got to let her make an informed decision

1) If you use condoms it will reduce - not eliminate - the risk
2) If she gets it, she has it for life, and may get outbreaks
3)It can be passed on at any time, if you have symptoms or not, and even when it's transmitted there might not be an outbreak for days/months/years

>>36883886
>Suggest that both of you have a std test before having sex. When it comes out positive just act surprised.

Yeah, except that I know she's clean. She's practically a virgin. So it suggests that I knew already that I was a filthy, infected beast. Yours is a good idea though if she were a normal grill .

Good luck ever getting a blowjob.

>>36883666
Sounds like grounds to jail someone to be honest.
Std shitters like you are no better than those bug-chasers on gay forums or tumblr.
My advice: suck a dick.

>>36883895

Yup, if I tell her, I will tell her all of that.

If I don't tell her because of my shame and fear, I will simply end the relationship and remain single forever (or date people on herpes dating sites - I make myself sick most days.)

>>36883832
that's fucked up. No dick sucking for you, if you care about your partner, bruv. Herpes increase esophagus cancer rate many times.

>>36883912

Fuck you nigger. I've said it like four fucking times in this thread and in my first post that I'm not doing that. Learn to read. And then read everything I fucking wrote.

>>36883666
You fucking idiot!

>>36883927
>No blowjobs for you. Herpes increase esophagus cancer rate many times.

Jesus.

My life is over.

>>36883934

If youve kissed her, you prolly already spread it to her.
Shes going to kill you wither way, just end it now before she has a chance to call the cops

OP don't beat yourself up over this, I worked in a sexual health clinic for 6 years, it's not hugely uncommon.

Explain clearly the situation, and give her the options. She has to respect you more for being open and honest, even if in the end she breaks it off - though I hope she doesn't for you man.

>>36883949

Fuck you man! 1/6 people have it! I fucked up, I admit it. One fucking chick had it and gave it to me. Now my life will suck forever. Goddammit.

Always use condoms guys, I don't care HOW sweet and innocent you think she is.

>>36883957

That's HSV-1. I don't have that. You can't spread HSV-2, which is what I have, via kissing.

>>36883968

Thanks man. I just gotta be calm and explain things, and let her make the call. I won't get emotionally attached or involved. I'll be zen. Try to. You're a good man.

>>36883927
>>36883953
Don't listen to this retard, OP. There is absolutely no correlation between esophageal carcinoma and herpes.

>>36883969
Yea, the bottom 1/6. I called you an idiot because you've mislead this girl for a month. You're going tobadmit to her that you're untruthful, keep potentially dangerous secrets and you think she'll be fine with that? Even if she is, I see that as a red flag. It's a lose, lose buddy and it's all your fault.

>>36883718
>It's really not that big a deal.

Yeah, sure it isn't.
>implying I would ever even CONSIDER fucking someone that I knew to have herpes

GTFO, you sick fuck

I can't stop sucking dicks!

>>36884026
So the truth comes out. We knew it all along.

>>36883760
>Tell me how to convince her that's its no big deal :(

Fuck you, you disgusting piece of street trash, it is a big deal, and if she doesn't already have it, she should drop you like a cinder block.

OK guys,

thanks for your feedback. I feel like I'm more grounded now. I can do this. I'll tell her in a few hours and will see what she says. Half of me wants her to say no, because every time we make love, that's going to be in the back of our minds, tainting the whole experience.

You know who I blame? Ad men.

>Herpes simplex was not always stigmatised. It was merely a cold sore in an unusual place until the 1970s. As late as 1975, a study of "Psychological morbidity in a clinic for sexually transmitted disease" does not mention herpes simplex because at that time, no significant morbidity problem (i.e. mental anxiety or illness) was associated with the virus.[98]

>Pedro Cuatrecasas states, "during the R&D of acyclovir (Zovirax), the marketing [department of Burroughs Wellcome] insisted that there were 'no markets' for this compound. Most had hardly heard of genital herpes..." Thus, marketing the medical condition – separating the 'normal cold sore' from the 'stigmatized genital infection' was to become the key to marketing the drug, to generate demand, to increase sales, a process now known as 'disease mongering'.[99][100]

>Since the creation of the herpes hype, some people experience negative feelings related to the condition following diagnosis, in particular if they have acquired the genital form of the disease. Feelings can include depression, fear of rejection, feelings of isolation, fear of being found out, and self-destructive feelings.[101]

...cont

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>>36883666
Fuck herpes looks like residual dick cheese. Are there any ways to distinguish the two so that I won't lick literal herpes?

>>36884054
No, blame yourself. Take responsibility for you actions like an adult.

>>36883812
if it's just genital herpes, then just wear a condom.

>>36884054

Continued

>Much of the hysteria and stigma surrounding herpes stems from a media campaign beginning in the late 1970s and peaking in the early 1980s. Multiple articles were worded in fear-mongering and anxiety-provoking terminology, such as the now-ubiquitous "attacks", "outbreaks", "victims", and "sufferers". At one point, the term "herpetic" even entered the popular lexicon. The articles were published by Reader's Digest, U.S. News, and Time magazine, among others. A made-for-TV movie was named Intimate Agony.

>People with the herpes virus are often hesitant to divulge to other people, including friends and family, that they are infected. This is especially true of new or potential sexual partners whom they consider casual.[102]

Thanks again guys.

>>36884054
if you don't have any physical symptoms I think it can't be passed on right? I've had 2 small bumps on my balls that I mistook for shaving cuts... I don't think it's that big a deal....

>>36884082
force the filthy bastard to take a bloody shower before you blow him. if he's still gunky as fuck down there, leave him.

>>36884054
Dude, stfu and have some integrity. Don't look for excuses.
>you know who to blame?
yes - you. You caught it - deal with it like a man

>>36884082
How about never go near anything that looks remotely like that and understand that no man worthy of ANYBODY's mouth has what you describe as "residual dick cheese"

>>36884091
You don't get herpes on your balls, dawg.

Christ did none of you take a sex ed course in school?

>>36884085

I'm doing that. I'm taking responsibility. I'm telling her. And this is before we had any sex. And we just started seeing each other. I'm doing the right thing. I'm either going to tell her, and let her decide, or I will just end the relationship today, citing other reasons, and live like an asexual hermit. Despite this, still half the people in this thread are shitting all over me. This is what happens to herpes carriers. People just see the label and break out the torches and pitchforks. Fuck you guys.

>>36883996
There is a correlation between licking pussy and getting throat cancer.

>>36884120
HPV, not HSV. Two entirely different viruses.

>>36884129
There's a reason why the whole board believes it has gynocomastia and that ejaculation reduces testosterone

>>36884140
>This is what happens to herpes carriers.
They shit on you for thinking about concealing the fact, not for you catching it.

>>36884145
IF that were the case, guys with genital herpes would be getting cancer and having their dicks cut off.

>>36884147
Well shit, you're right.

>>36884126
I mean, dick cheese is pretty nasty, even if you don't shower for days you shouldn't have buildup on your dick.

On the other hand, bumps like this can sometimes be caused by natural and harmless things like Fordyce spots or circumcision scarring.

>inb4 mutilated dicks etc.

>>36884163

It's been three weeks that I've been seeing her, a handful of dates. We started as friends, it escalated. I've been thinking about it all week. You act like I've been trailing her along for six months or something. It didn't even occur to me because I haven't had an outbreak in five fucking years. Fuck you.

>>36884140
Sorry OP, I might've been wrong about that >>36883927
But some additional research won't hurt you.

>>36884211
Dude, you clearly said you're thinking about concealing it and having sex with her anyway. That's why you were shit on. Because that would be ultra scum move. Comprende amigo?

>>36884216

That's ok. This is good news to be wrong about, right?


OK guys, now I'm really out. I gotta run and end a relationship in two hours, and then start a new life as an asexual hermit for the rest of my years. Thank you for your feedback.

>>36883721
>come clean
>has herpes

Kek'd

>>36883666
Aren't those just forcyde spots?

>>36884229

I've said it like six fucking times in this thread that I NEVER DID. FIND ME ONE POST WHERE I SAID THAT. You fucking asshole. From the very first post, the options were 1) tell her and let her decide or 2) dump her, and make up some BS excuse for doing so, to avoid discussing the shameful truth.

I have NEVER said that I will conceal anything. Read my posts. Please. I have write this same rebuttal like three times in this thread. Find a single post where I said I'm going to conceal it and have sex with her. I dare you. You're all retards.

>>36884278
>I have NEVER said that I will conceal anything.
>..for the purposes of having sex with her.

I have to make that explicit for you retards. What kind of bug-spreading asshole do you think I am? Fuck you.

>>36884257
Yeah, I would think so.

>>36883969
1/6 homo sapiens in the united states has it, but once you have a std, you are no longer in the 'people' group.

Just kidding. Tell her, chances are she will be cool with it. If you just break up with her she will wonder why and be sad and do something silly.

Really though considering the risk of spreading it even when using a condom, you should only date others with hsv2.

hsv2 can cause all sorts of pregnancy problems for a woman. Well not problems with the pregnancy but the baby can be all screwed up.

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>>36884339
>Really though considering the risk of spreading it even when using a condom, you should only date others with hsv2.

This will be my strategy.

I can't tell her why I'm leaving though. I'll make something up. Personal issues and that I won't be dating anyone for a long time. I need to focus on myself. She can think I'm crazy. That's ok. Better than the stigma of herpes.

>>36884145
>It's all the pussy I eat and not the big black cock cigars I've been sucking on for 25 years that gave me throat cancer
> t. Michael Douglas

>>36883832
>I read that 1/6 people in the US has HSV-2
That's for people aged 14-19, and mostly black people.

>>36884099
>>36884126
You don't understand. Dick cheese is one of my fetishes

>>36885784
Blacks also created antibiotic resistant gonorrhea.
>Doc says can't prescribe bae antibiotics without bae coming in for appointment
>I didn't gonorrhea from bae
>I'll just dose bae with half my antibiotics
>I'm so smart

>>36883885
Same. Luckily no girl has ever mistaken it for an std

>>36885745
It's true breh

>>36883885
Fuck, me 2, do you guys know how can I get rid of this shit?

>>36885853
Enjoy your lonely AIDS-related death as a 65 year old man wearing women's underwear 2 sizes too small

>>36883885
>he'd rather place his faith in a mythical skin condition created by an online anime discussion circle than seek treatment for his sexually transmitted disease

>>36887309
>>36887376
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots

>>36883927
>Herpes increase esophagus cancer rate many times.

It's HPV dumbass

Nigga I Wanna Know What Happened

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>>36883666

>>36885784

blk ppl is much higher

>>36883666

You gotta tell her.

You'll be alright anon.

BTW, how did you get it? How bad were the outbreaks?

>>36883781

this is autistic as fuck bro.

OP just needs to have a polite convo with her about it. preferably AFTER dinner. People take bad news better on a full stomach.

>>36883885

> PPP

you guys always make me laugh.

I have them, and am glad I do. I have never had a woman notice or complain about them.

It's my belief that they are a genetic adaptaption to help make a girl's pussy cum.

Zero complaints here. yall niggas babies.

My PPP are small though.

Oh BTW, if you take hot baths, and gently scrub them a little during every bath, they shrink over time.

>>36887376
It's a real condition
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
>>36887547
That's not the same thing
>>36887309
I put anbesol on my dick to numb it then cut them off with nail clippers after reading about a gay porn star doing that. Now I can only cum from jacking off though because it made me less sensitive. Stay rock hard though.
>tfw when wish to fuck like pornstar got money pawed

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>>36883666
>I have herpes
Tell her to not STD shame you and to check her non-infectious privilege

>>36887984
Right, which is why they bring up the total to 1/6

>>36888050
>I put anbesol on my dick to numb it then cut them off with nail clippers
Jesus fuck why

>>36888022
>It's my belief that they are a genetic adaptaption to help make a girl's pussy cum.
Well then you're retarded because that's based on nothing.

Biologists believe they're vestigial penile spines. Other primates like gorillas have them and their fun too is to make the male reach orgasm faster. When you're the alpha silverback gorilla you gotta lotta fucking to do and can't be wasting time doing it.

>>36883885
I've only had a few partners but none have ever remarked on my ppp

>Fordyce spots and ppp

Kill me, fampai

>>36888108

Well in any case, there was a genetic purpose to them at some point.

And no women I've sexed even noticed.

Women don't examine our dicks like we do.

please let us know how it turned out anon

>>36888150
literally NO ONE gives a shit about fordyce spots what the FUCK dude

>>36883666
Pump and dump bro

Your goal should be to infect as much of the population as possible so when you eventually decide to get married there's plenty of dirty scum like yourself to choose from

It's only a month anyway m8 who cares

>>36883802
u can get hsv1 on your genitals too thou. Anywya, you right, most people come in contact with hsv1 virus, and it doesn't affect 80% of them at all. I'm one of the unfortunate faggots that gets to carry the virus around cause I'm not immune or whatnot.... yey me

This is why I'm a virgin. Shit freaks me out and no girl wants a condom on during a blowjob.

>>36883760
Fuck her first. Tell her later.

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>>36887354
I will

>>36888484
who the fuck would want to wear a condom during a blowjob, you weirdo

Dude. Herpes is a fucking joke. Literally 2 bumps under your shaft. Just chill and keep your mouth shut. Herpes dating websites? Get the fuck out. Keep on trucking like you always have. The Herpes boogeyman shit is just christian 'scientists' telling people to stop having the devilsex.

All the STD's that you should actually worry about are curable except HIV/AIDS.

To be honest 70% of the posters here probably have herpes (hsv2, not 1) and don't fucking know it. Again, it's a fucking joke. I'd be more concerned about transferring a cold to a girl than herpes.

>be pretty tall
>have small dick
>PPP
>phimosis
>that weird flab on the underside
Oh well, not like I will ever use it

>>36883864
Just tell her. Worst case scenario for telling her is you end up in the same place as if you dumped her, so it couldn't hurt. Just say you didn't think about it before but you have herpes and understand if she's grossed out.

>>36888657
OP should just fuck sluts and not tell them

>>36888605
This.

It's basically the acne of STDs.

>>36888627
That weird "flab" is the frenulum. It keeps the foreskin "vertical" for lack of a better word. The fraenulum band is what's most likely "causing" your phimosis. That's the opening that's too tight.

Go here and do what they say.

www.network54.com/Forum/244184

t. someone who had minor phimosis

>>36888721
I'm already stretching
Is that just an advice forum? I'm not gonna post my dick on the internet

>>36888742
Yeah read it a bit, it's like 2 doctors who specialize in this. Jim and another guy.

You don't have to post anything at all if you don't want to. 99% of your questions can be answered by just reading through all the threads on like 2-3 pages.

>>36888755
Yeah, just looked at some of the stickies
Thanks bro

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>>36888762
np, the only problem I had/have is that it's so sensitive after being kept in a nice safe shell for 20 years. Literally can not touch it, and flowing water still hurts.

>when people with foreskin get blowjobs in porn

>>36887971
1 in 6 my ass. That's not white people.

>>36888484
Any std you get from sex you can get from oral. And the majority of STDs are incurable and permanent.

>>36887971
yeahhhhhh im gonna need sources for their claims here

smells like a cattle farm to me

>>36883666
Everyone has herpes. Just wear a condom.

>>36883666
>I had forgotten about it. I haven't had an outbreak in five years.

People like you are why 30% of the population has an std. Just stop having sex and save our species the trouble.

>>36883666
Haha you got herpes, piece of shit

>>36883747
No big deal?

It's a foreign virus in your body that will never go away, that's a big fucking deal.

Stupid millennial.

>>36883789
60-95%? Fuck you for lying. You are literally making the world worse.

>>36883860
>massive stigma

It's a goddam disease, you moron! Nobody wants a disease, nobody.

>>36883860
>long haul

Give up, she'll never want to get serious with you because if you two marry and want to have kids, now she has to take you without a condom...yeah right.

Also no blow jobs your whole life, not even one.

I like how the head of the cock is called the Meatus.

>>36883876
>play the pity card


Hahahaha


I can see you at your bachelor party,
>you know how I won her over,guys? I played the pity card! She chose me because she felt bad for me!

>>36883968
Of course it's not "largely uncommon” for you, you work around them every fucking day!

>>36883666
whoa thought it was pearly penis (ppp).

>>36883666
Satanic trips checked

Ive got genital warts, what do fit? How can I get rid of this shit?
>always have to rock a small bush so that girls don't notice