This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass at the gym, what do you do?

tell him that he memed well

>>36856701
slap her ass for 8 hours together with him. gotta isolate the wrists to confuse the body. right babe?

tell his wife

rape

>>36856701
tell him that im her emotional boyfriend, and i will tel her physical boyfriend,and he will fuck him up

>>36856737
kek

>>36856794
Lmao wtf

Wait, HOW many SCOOPS?!?

I will tell my girlfriend's son to beat him up

>how about we go to the locker room and you slap my ass too to "confuse the body" *wink*

jokes on him that was some random chick walking next to me.
>tfw gf doesn't lift

>>36856701
tell him he's looking pretty human today.
ask him if he only took lmao2scoops

>anon
>actually lifting
pick 1
>anon
>gf
pick 1
>Richard Piano
>at the gym to fucking train and to train only
pick 2

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>>36857224
8

>>36856701
Tell him to slap her again, gotta confuse the relationship, right babe?

>>36856701
I get in his face and tell him to fuck off. I don't care how big you are. Don't mess with me or my gf.

I slap his ass andstart making out with him
Gotta confuse the gf, right babe?

Tell him off. And if he takes a swing, and I don't fall. I run and call the cops. If I'm KOd then I'll probably blog about it tearfully on 4chan.

>>36856701
Kick him in balls, run away

>>36857847
there's a 5% chance you'd actually hit his balls

>>36857847
>implying he still has balls
Lol I bet your dick looks tiny beside your fucking ginormous nutsack you stupid humam fuck

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"dude, wtf are you doing?, you slapped this guy's girlfriend"

>>36856701
Leave her and her humanity behind

>>36857847
you'd break your foot, though

>>36857847
his dick would be in the way

Gotta slap other girls asses in front of Sarah to confuse the fuck out of her, as if she wasn't stupid enough already, right Rich?

>>36858589
FEAR

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>>36856701
Add an extra scoop.

>>36857657
>I get in his face and tell him to fuck off. I don't care how big you are. Don't mess with me or my gf.

Holy shit best thread in a while

> Follow him to the parking lot
> Rush him before he gets to his car
> Pin him up against the side, get out your gun and stick it right up to his throat
> Lean in and whisper, "Unzip your pants. Don't make a sound."
> Trace the barrel down his body until it's buried in his ball sack
> Get on your knees
> Suck his dick while he cries and watches
> After he cums against his will, just walk away without another word
> Next time you see him at the gym, act like nothing happened

>>36856701
giggle like a bitch as she turns around and decks him in his smug fucking face.

my GF's a fucking savage.

>>36859458
> stranger puts hands on your girl
> your response is just words
lol cuck detected

meanwhile, in the life of a real man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKEjINDiZ-o

>>36856701

I slap his ass

>>36860378
this then slap you gf's ass for good measure

establish dominance right away or they'll walk all over you

>>36856701
Stick my ass out and say "I'm waiting"

>>36856701
Ask him to slap mine too

>>36856701
Call a search and rescue team

BUSTED

get my wife's son to beat his ass
hes a big black boy

>>36857657
What if he said he was going to spank her like a disobedient avocado?

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Man don't fucking talk to me I'm here to train I'm not here to fucking talk

I tell that raycis I'm not here to talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PyLjuLXJv6E#t=118

I'd tell my wife's bull on him

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>>36856701
Ack! Ack Ack! AckAckAck! Ack!

>>36859391
>implying Sarah is stupid

>>36857086
It's just more cuckposting welcome to fit

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That's for her to decide. :)

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>>36856794

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>>36859953

>>36859953
he'd thank you for confusing his body