Why didn't anybody tell me this existed?

>>36851881
You sound like your shilling like your life depends on it.
Also, learn to cook with spices. Adds variety

>>36851902
I'm just tryna help my fellow fat bros who can't cut because their food tastes like shit. Also I tried spices, but it doesn't cover up that horrible dryness that chicken breasts have

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>walden farms
>bottled cancer

No one told you it existed because walden farms 0 cal product line taste like absolute shit and is more expensive than the real food equivalent.

>>36851881
>Cut up chicken breast
>put in pan on low-medium heat
>add salt, garlic, Worcestershire sauce, and some water
>Cover and cook for 10 minutes
>uncover
>use a spatula and cut/shred the chicken up
>add some jerk seasoning paste and a bit more water
>lower heat, cover, and cook for 5 more minutes
>easy, god tier homemade shredded jerk chicken

>>36851881
Just season it with anything containing MSG. Your body will demand you eat it because you are tricking your taste buds.

>>36851881
>chicken breasts taste HORRIBLE without anything,
I do not get this meme, i think they are delicious.

>>36852055
They're fantastic if you don't just cook the shit out of them

>>36851909
Your cooking it wrong, or bad cuts. Try baking a few breast for 20 minutes on 400, mine always come out juicy.

>>36852111
I usually do 20 minutes at 450, should that make a big difference?

>>36852134
I'm no chef, but I'd try turning down the heat. Check them before you eat to make sure they are cooked through

Dang bro, that suuure is iAwesome!

Personally, when I found LiftingFarms' DeliciousBBQ Product™ I sure just couldn't believe my luck! It has a suuuuuuuuuper great flavor and tastes OutOfThisWorld® ;D

>>36852055
I can tell you're new - come back in 6 months when the dry tasteless chicken titty rolls around your mouth leeching your saliva so you can't even swallow it.

Been thinking of just throwing some chops into a slow cooker full of BBQ sauce. Has anyone tried it and seen if it works well

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>>36851881
Buy powdered spices in a jar. Strong flavour from nutritionally negligible quantities Cheap as shit too.

>>36851881
You can make next to no calorie tamato based sauces like marinara and youghurt based sauces with whichever spices you like, why buy overprices industrial shit? Also if you use herbs+spices and some lemon juice/vinegar to marinate your chicken breasts it will taste fucking amazing when grilled or backed.

>>36852871
They are dry and tasteless if you make them so on purpose. I'm eating chiken tit 3-5 times a week for at least 3 years and I don't get tired of them. With propper seasoning they taste great.

>>36851881
I heard Walden farms food causes cancer.

>>36852871
That's some military grade Bantz right there m8