Ugh, your going to the gym again? Why don't we ever go out anon?

because ur a ugly fucking whore and the fucking 2.5lb plate is tighter than your cock carousel riding cunt

because your parents need you home by 9

>>36849792
You're just lonely and gay

If you want to go out, come to the gym with me

>>36849775
because I'm poor, you knew that when you started dating me. It's not like I didn't say it to you multiple times.

>>36849775
why is her knee red?

Because I don't want your friend to try to tag along.

Because you look 12 and I don't need another court case

>>36849820

Got worn out from all her time spent gobbling black cocks

>>36849775
>implying we're not going out after the gym for my post workout carbs

Anyone that can't lift 4x a week and have a serious relationship along with at least 2 other hobbies and a full time job is just a lazy shitty person.

>>36849775
Because I already fucked your stank ass puss. Now get the fuck out.

>>36849792
Smaller plates have the same size hole. I think a 45lb bumper plate would be best, it has some cushion and a lot more depth. You could probably choke your self with the cable machines too.

>>36849775

SHOO SHOO

>>36849877
I personally like to dry hump the foam roller when I do my JO sesh in the gym and/or fiddle my hole with a barbell

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>>36849775
>you will never cum inside her every day

Why even live bros?

>>36849909
>barbell

D-do you fit an Olympic up there?

>>36850001
You can do anything if you want it bad enough

>>36849775
Please leave my house and stop thinking we are a couple

>tfw I have a home gym and never leave the house

i've just gave u the d.What, do you want me to marry you?