>tfw a global crisis threatens your entire diet

>dieting to be a fatass

>>36844613
It's just killing the mono-culture Cavendish cultivar of the banana. Plenty of other banana types will survive, they will just get more pricey.

Any oldfags remember the Gros Michel? that banana type went extinct decades ago and everybody coped even tho today's have nowhere as good a taste.

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>>36844606
>tfw im from Costa Rica

feels good to see your small country in the news

>>36844691
hey costa rica bro

have you ever been to nosara? I was thinking of moving there since my wife is a personal trainer and I can work remotely

is it still easy to buy land there?

will i get killed by locals?

any other recommendations?

they do this "scare" tactic every fucking year

it's like the matrix rebooting itself every fucking year

the banana industry is owned by americans (dole tropicana etc) in 3rd world pos countries

and to maximize profit every season they say "lol bacteria" to cause a blip in the news

incepting the idea that bananas are becoming extinct.

>>36844802
>since 2003
http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/bananas.asp

>>36844606

>tfw Freely is going to starve to death

Yaaay

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>>36844950
>yfw her diet actually does work after all

>>36844978

Either that or she's lying.

>>36845114
I meant after the bananas die out

>>36844606
freelee pls go

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>You will never go back in time and fight in the Banana Wars

why even lift?