/FIT/ - Fit Ideals Thread

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>>36836248
JUST

>>36836248
Bump

>>36837077
Op here. Why are you bump-bumping my thread without actually contributing your own chart as a natural post-containing-content-bump?

Not that I don't appreciate a free bump. I just find it...curious.

Saged.

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>had a baby
>husband gets girlfriend
>husband leaves

will always have stretch marks
will always have a hairy vag
feeling really down right now....been 7 years and I'm still terrified when a male talks to me.

>>36837546
I've never had a baby (i'm a dude) and I have stretch marks. If you are /fit/ stretch marks aren't a huge deal. And don't be scared of dudes, read any thread on this board and you will get a glimpse of the pathetic, autistic, insecurities that are inside the male mind

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>>36836248
did you srsly jus post a buff brendan fraser... of all the men you could choose... you chose him...

>>36837546
>will always have stretch marks
They have super effective laser treatments for that nowadays. It's affordable too.

>will always have a hairy vag
Uh, shave it? They have laser treatments for this as well, if you want something more permanent.

>been 7 years and I'm still terrified when a male talks to me.
That's social anxiety. You'd have this anyway.

>>36837546
Some unfortunate dude is gonna have to endure an irl my wife's son meme

>>36837546
>she fell for the Chad Thundercock meme

>>36837546
I'd wife you so I can tell anecdotes about my wife's son on a Vietnamese napalm handling forum

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>>36837634
Yeah, but think of who that "unfortunate dude" is going to be.

>>36837713
Probably someone who posts on the chanz a lot. Seems to be a popular trait

>>36837638
Yeah, I did :/

>>36837857
Enjoy being treated like a second hand citizen by every respectable male until you find yourself a beta enough male so you can cuck him.

Which will suck for you because he will bore you to death. Because, you know... you're a whore with another man's kid.

>>36837983
>a beta enough male so you can cuck him
That's the meme but that's not really who is out there, prowling around in single-mom-ville. It's mainly populated by abusive alcoholics with a criminal history who can't possibly date anyone else and who frequently end up dating single moms just so they can molest the kids. Trust me, I'm an expert on the subject. I've been listening to Loveline for years.

>>36837546
>Blacked

seriously, saw about 3 single white moms with afro kids today, and I don't fucking get out that much.

also, depilatory, Nair your snatch. I use Magic on my nutsack and it's as smooth as butter.

>>36838089
Go away weeb

>>36838089
I want /cgl/ to leave. Or kill themselves. Either is fine by me

>>36838120
>>36838139
Can't compete with 2d husbandos ;_;

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>>36838089
>this is the kind of girl /fit/ attracts
I don't even...

>>36838168
If that bitch is the "prize" of that competition, I'll vote myself out of the running

>>36838089
>that guy on the bottom right
top kek

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>>36838089

>gen 1 Gackt

Niice.

What exactly is wrong with this person, besides her questionable taste in men?

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>>36838282

No idea.
Tbh all >girl posts trigger these threads

>>36838282
If you can't figure it out then she is perfect for you

>>36838282
The choice(s) of body, most notably the one on the far left. Also, the weeaboo faggotry is a little off putting. This is 4chan, so what did we expect, but it's still a bit much.

Not sure about the clothes. I mean I'm picturing the spandex tights on the she-beasts top left and it's not a pretty sight.

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>>36838311
>I'm picturing she-beasts
>and it's not a pretty sight.

Every fucking time!

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>>36838345
Well played.

>>36838311
>The choice(s) of body
low test spotted

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>>36838429
Nigga that choice of body is like 60% plastic surgery. It'd be the same thing if this guy got posted as someone's goal body

>>36838429
>le low test meme
This again?

>>36838656

"Normie, but with taste"-tier.

I like it

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>tfw when typical 20's 2016 white male

>>36837546
Was he...was he black? He was black, wasn't he?

I'll also accept "latino" as an acceptable answer if you're all out of "black".

>>36837595
JUST

>>36837107
Lack of mspaint skills tbph phampie

>>36838446
Didn't this cat die?

>>36838966
>>36838966
Google says he's still alive

>>36838789
Literally me

>>36839157
Get out.

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>>36839157

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>>36838789
>>36838789

>tfw everyone on campus but me

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Feels weird posting now.

>>36839335
are you my girlfriend

>>36839358
If you're Norwegian, I might be.