How do I get this body

>>36831546
offer to pay him a lot of money and you can use his body whenever you like

not that much, though, he looks like a cheap hipster

>>36831546
3-4 years of PPL and 1.6g/kg protons with efficient bulk cut cycles.

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claim to the strongest lb for lb lifter on the board and be weaker (lb for lb) than pic related

>>36831651
Literally looks like he never lifted.

Aesthetics > muh stronk

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>>36831943
that's what you say, sniveling behind your dorito encrusted keyboard, but if you ever met him in real life you'd be stuttering like a wet japanese school girl and addressing him as "sir" when you note that, at 185cm and 112kg in the off season, he towers over you and you find yourself staring into his massive chest

>>36831943
lmao pls post pics so we can laugh at ur skeleton ass

>>36831584
>I don't know who lotus is
First day?

>>36831972
>being this socially inept
>mfw

Let's see, what do I do other than (insert buzz words here) ? Socialize with friends. Whether it's at the gym, at a restaurant, at the cinema, on a hike, or just at my house which I bought myself.

When I'm not socializing with friends? Reading novels, hanging out with my girlfriend, having sex, taking our dogs for walks together, playing board games together.

On top of that I do Jiu Jitsu 5 nights a week and compete regularly. I've also taught a few classes and will only be teaching more regularly as I get better.

You could learn a thing or two from me. Don't feel ashamed. I naive kiddies like you NEED role models like me.

>>36831546

Steroids

/thread

>>36832043
Is this pasta?

>a negro homo
>no brakes

well ;^)

>>36832158
yeah, some guy posted it recently on a thread about interests other than lifting and thus the pasta was born

>>36832012

Not the guy you're replying to, but I've been here since Zyzz was alive and I never gave a shit about tripfags enough to remeber them. I will always remeber OCB for having my goal body, but if you asked me who were the most prominent tripfags in 2014, I wouldn't give you one name.

>>36832416
>I don't care about tripfags
>mentions zyzz and ocb

just die

basketball 4x a week

>>36832043
Joe plz go

>>36832978
I wouldnt put zyzz in the average tripfag category. He was more of a living meme.

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>>36833186

>>36832043
If I wanted to learn how to be a faggot I'd still be doing your 1rm

>>36834442
wasnt this lad reported dead due to his autism

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>>36831651
>>36831972
this guy looks like shit lmao

Lotus>>>>fat white guy

>>36831546
suck 37 dicks in a row

>>36834442
>crossfit

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>>36834984
Black men in general look so much better than white boys.

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>>36831546
>Be an autist nigger
>collect welfare and autism bux
>literally steal bike and gym equipment all day
>build a home gym from stolen stuff
>work out at home
>???
>profit