Bromance General

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>>36830949
>standing around sister's grave
>burn chicken bones and chant magic incantations
>ground starts to heave
>tfw sistermancer-

>>36830980
10/10
I can appreciate the art of puns

I'll start

>be me, a beta overweight man child who grew up with either terrible or no male role model or anything resembling social skills
>get a new job
>after a year of training on positions nothing clicks but still have a job somehow
>they hire another guy a few years older than me;fit, socially confident, and smart
>he learns almost everything before me fairly quickly
>Round 2 on training, he's my trainer
>Everything clicks, he invests himself in me understanding and not just throw me to the wolves like my other trainers
>Without realizing it I start following him around because he's the only person that actually tried to help me learn anything
>he realizes this and starts calling me his little brother and becomes fiercely protective of me
>tfw I literally have my job because of him
>tfw he's taught me more about manhood in a few years than my dad did in almost two decades
>tfw I've developed confidence and social skills cause he actually cared that I didn't fail

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>Invite all my bros to lift with me
>Few actually do
>I'm lifting to make it and bond
>They turn it into a competition, get discouraged when they can't keep up, and quit
>Invite gf to start lifting
>She sucks, can barely handle 10lbs dumbbells
>doesn't give a single fuck and sticks with it
>Mfw she becomes stronger than all of em

>>36831165
How often du you 'thank' your new daddy?

>>36831193
Wife material breh

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>>36831251
Read your post to her, she responded with "whatchu think this is, a muthafuckin game?"

Haha good shit my dude. Imma consider it.

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>>36830980

>>36831165
but are you still an overweight beta manchild?

>>36832831
>Overweight
20% BF
>Beta
Depends on the circumstances but waaaay less than I use to be
>Man-Child
It's a work in progress, but now I'm trying to be more independent unlike before

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>>36830980

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>going to the gym with a regular gymbro abd his brother
>his brother doesn't do any lower body or compound lifts, focuses on upper body
>he's aiming for modelling career
>I tell gim that his body is gonna look disproportionate id he keeps this up
>he tells me to not worry about it
>I grab a handful of his flabby ass
>"Just fucking do it you pussy"
>"O-ok"
>mfw "spotting" his 1plate squat

>>36834150
full homo right

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>you'll never tribal dance around broken twigs on the beaten path chanting hymns immortal to the group
>never will jot down a waterfall cliff to test courage and fuck friends eyes up with salt
>won't bake s'mores, weenies, canned beans on a lit fireside night and reminisce on older days
>won't test their strength on the infamous tree, rumored to be the god of the forest
>the overbearing trees won't whisper back and shimmer with the critters
>won't craft a map doodled with dots and scratches, all holding a framed memory of their own
[spoiler]>you'll never have a respite that'll never be revoked, trailing those fossilized, tiny mud steps and wondering where they went[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>you'll never post something that brings tears to your deadpan face[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>you can't leave romanticism[/spoiler]

>Break up with gf
>Friend lets me hang around his job working for him to get my mind off of girl
>We bond

Good feels

>>36834150
did you guys fuck at any point

>>36836046

>break up with gd
>supposed best bro won't let me crash at his place for the week

I'm sitting at a Starbucks wondering where I'll sleep

>>36836092
Well his brother's right next to us so that would've been awkward