> Be me yesterday
> At party
> Need to pee really badly, feel like im about to puke out all of my piss
> 9/10 grill in toilet
> Barely notice because im fucking tired
> I tell her to get the fuck off the toilet, so I can pee
> While she is standing there putting her panties on
> I start peeing, so tired I can't aim, don't think of sitting down
> ''Hey grill can you aim for me''
> SheActuallyStartsAimingForMe
> Stand there for 1-2 minutes peeing the entire time
> Boner is growing larger by the second
> Grill starts noticing, asks me when it's going to stop growing
> Can't answer because im pretty much sleeping
> She takes some TP and dries the piss off my tip
> Starts massaging my dick, going back and forth with her nails really, really gently
> Im like 6,2'', she's like 5,2''
> Tries dragging me down to kiss her
> Im litterarly an inch from her face, when I burst out
> ''I need to wash my hands''
> Push her away and start washing my hands
> While im washing my hands, she is tucking my dick into my pants
> She's still standing there with her pants down, thong is on though
> While im washing my hand, she tries pulling me down to kiss her
> Both of us fall straight to the floor, because a wall was the only thing supporting me
> Friends wakes me up, and carries me to the couch
> Grill comes over, asks if she can make out with me, I mumble out some shit
> She opens my mouth, and starts making out with me, while im sleeping
> MFW my friends tell me this today
How do I get more energy guys? I sleep at least 8 hours a day, I think being social really drains me of energy, and combining that with working out 3 times a week in gym, and cardio 1-3 times a week, completely drains the utter fuck out of me. Plez help
Sry if bad spelling, im really fucking tired.
drink less if you get smashed like that
>>36820260
I'm afraid I must inform you that you were raped
>>36820260
Didnt happen
Boner after peeing...
>>36820260
You need to carry a mattress to class and have this disgusting sexual predator sent to prison.
>>36820459
I can do this
>>36820478
Heh
>>36820260
Alpha as fuck. I hope this is real
>>36820459
I can pee with a full erection
Don't worry anon I believe you. You are a survivor of rape. do you want me to go with you to help file the police report?
>>36820260
One of my goals in life is to have a girl aim my piss for me
Fuckin mirin man
man i miss being 18 and having shit lik this happen to me