>be 6' even >tell everyone I'm 5' 11.9"

>>36791982
>be 5'8"
>guys the same height as me say they're 6 feet tall

goes to show everyone lies about height and the average person thinks they're a few inches taller than they really are

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>>36791982
>Be 6'4
>tell people I'm 6'1

>6'2
>tell everyone im 6 flat

because i want to fit in.

I'm 5"4" and tell everyone I'm 6''5

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>>36791982
>Wake up as an even 6'
>Go to bed and I'm 5'11

Gravity is a bitch

>>36792001
I'm 5'8 and every single person I've ever met who's the same height as me swears they are 5'10, "no way man you're 5'8 no way man measure again",

Be 182, tell everyone im around 180. Manlet by heart?

>tell girl how many inches your dinky is
>she thinks its small because all men have lied about their true size

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>>36791982
>5'9
>tell everyone I'm 5'3
>watch people same height as me get all upset and insecure

>>36792188

2 pound difference? wow

>>36792242
>Cant comprehend centimeters. Muricaaaaaaa

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>tfw have shit posture and dont know how to measure my height at home outside of a doctor's office
>dad's friend is 2"-3" taller than I am and his DL says 5'10"
>black lady at the DMV said I look 5'10" so that's what she put on my drivers license

>now this thread has me afraid others think I'm lying about my height when really I'm just dumb

>>36792253
That was clearly a joke anon

>>36792071
>be 180
>tell my manlet friend I am 170 and there is no way he is 161 as he claims

> decline bench
> get some good DOMS feels because I haven't done that particular exercise in awhile

Devilish

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>>36792188
>>36792299
>>36792311

>>36791982
>5 11.9
>doesnt even know how to use his own measurement system
You will never be devilish youre just a retard

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Im 6'3", tell grills im 6'5" to help manlets look less pathetic