What's the secret to getting this body?

>>36776275
Always leave the store with an empty basket like she does.

run and eat 1500cal/day

Being Calvin Harris

ss+gomad for 6 months

>>36776275
she has a turtle neck

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>>36776275
apply pic related to ass and rub 5x5

What body? All i see is a stick at a grocery store.

>>36776275
Wait till she's alone, then club her over the head and take her home.

>>36776317
>He fell for the "high test" fat girls meme

>>36776310
Kek

>>36776275
Be tall

Dont eat

God i would destroy her

>>36776275
Hunch over alot. Bitch has Hunch back

>>36776275

be tall
don't eat
sing and dance a lot

>>36776450
yeah what's with that, i see heaps of girls with a crazy hunch

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>>36776275
Can someone photoshop her ass a bit rounder pls

> pretty pls

>>36776275
>tall, low fat, mid carb, running

she honestly looks like a disabled bird
body 6/10, face 6/10, structure 1/10

>>36776275
just say hi man

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>>36776483

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>>36776527
lol you bastard

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>>36776483
>that camel toe

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>>36776483

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>>36776527
I did it myself, thanks for nothing mate

>>36776275
literally doing nothing

>>36776573
now add some teddies m8

>>36776573
kek
>not creating a new layer for dat ass
>warping the fucking background like a mong

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>>36776589
That's why I asked someone else to do it, I'm breddy shit at photoshop

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>>36776573
wow what a retard

>>36776596
Jesus, that dude's head is a straight up triangle.

>>36776596
strong hoverhand

>>36776596
I haven't played Morrowind in like 10 years. What's this dude's name again?

>>36776478
on their phones and computers and watching tv too much. srs.

>>36776275
Chloroform

>>36777046
>xD le rape is le funny xD
Go back to r/mensrights, fedoralord.

>>36777079
Don't piss yer panties hun

>>36777079
>>36777079
>>36777104

whoa you don't think rape is funny?
here's my objectively correct predications about your character:
you're a morbidly obese autistic man who is regurgitating radical feminist slogans like "rape is bad" in order to get laid
ha got you good

>>36776655
Caius Cosades

K....KEEP ME POSTED.

>>36777079
fvck off whore

>>36776275
Hatch from an egg

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>>36777079
GUARANTEED REPLIES

>>36776275
Anorexia and bad posture.

>>36776319
came to post this

>>36776310
Ahhahahahahaha

bad posture

>>36780634
underrated

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>>36776335
>he fell for the coal burning tranny meme

>>36776304
im checking myself into therapy for laughing at this for the 10000th time