>"Anon, do you want a sandwich?"

>>36766117
No, Im cutting

>>36766117
I'm allergic to peanuts, faggot

>>36766117
yeah, but not a little bitch snadwhich, give me one with extra meat.


Also just realized a hotdog on a bun is a sandwich

>>36766131
He'd understand

Uh, sure, but who are you and what are you doing in my house?

>>36766117
Please be a homosex somewhere else

>>36766117

fuck off faggot

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>>36766489
>>36766474
>babe, what happened we used to be so great together
>don't you love me?

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>>36766117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

>>36766493
That beard needs some work or something

>>36766534
>making a mess out of the ingredients to show how much the sandwich made the "proper way" looks better in comparison
This is a strategy even shitty midnight infomercials stopped using years ago.

>smug elitism over which brand of peanut-tasting globs of fat and sugary spread is superior
Salty and savory combined with sweet is the main draw of PB&J, and it literally does not matter which brand you use be it Smucker's or organic gourmet premium products with produce grown with fucking caviar mulch.

>adding fucking sriracha
What the fuck, woman.

Grilling the sandwich is the only worthwhile piece of advice to glean from this video. Do whatever the hell you want with the ingredients otherwise, just don't add sriracha and basil like a tool to what's meant to be an occasional cheap junk food treat.

>>36766173
>a hotdog on a bun is a sandwich
>hotdog sandwich
my mind is blown

>grape jelly
Lol, no thanks

>>36766117
What's this haircut called?

It's nice, non-autistic and normal. I want it, pls tell me.

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>>36766117
I want your cock as filling please.

>>36768751
bro that is fuckin gay

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>>36768981
Welcome to /fit/! First time?