How much protein do you think these things have in them?

20

Yes.

Goose meat has about 29g of protein per 100g

Those birds weight between 3kg and 9kg

lets say about 60% of the goose is edible (Feathers, intestines etcetera)

So your left with 522g to 1566g of Protein per goose

Geese are fucking assholes. I hate them.

Apparently, geese taste like roast beef.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/10/my-first-helping-of-canada-goose/246881/

Now, Im curious to try it.

>>36740353
Had it. Tastes like chicken.

>>36740367
>>36740353
very fatty flavor

>>36740214
>le leddit maymays

What's going on lately?

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You have to activate the goose to release all of the proteins

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i bet these things were unrivalled when it came to gains

>>36740413
How...how do you activate a goose? I don't think it will work the same with almonds...

>>36740582
Apparently they tasted like shit

>>36740086
that goose is kinda cute

>>36740299
They can smell fear. And they don't like it.

They have all the protons, OP. Kill them all.

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>>36741037

I want to FUCK that goose

>>36741723
Anon no....you cannot fuck the goose. It's not even a certainty that you can eat the goose, much less fuck it

>>36740367
Depends on the environment in which it lived. The goose I ate came from a farm, so it had kind of a swampy taste to it

Beyond that, it's like an even more hardcore duck, which is a more hardcore version of chicken. The goose meat was super dark and strong

>>36741012
Dogs ate their eggs tho

How havnt any you motherfuckers eaten goose before, etc you eat turkey which is one of the shittest poultry choices going

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>>36740975

Fuck those geese they're assholes. I never back down from them because they can smell fear. No joke almost strangled one because a group of them were scaring all my songbirds away while shitting all over the place.

>>36741852
It's expensive as fuck

Turkey is only shit because it's tricky to cook both the white meat and dark meat correctly at the same time. I've read somewhere about using ice to keep one frozen while letting the other thaw

>>36741876
I'm from the Northeast and live in Arizona now. I'd much rather deal with Canada geese than the shit we have out here

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This inspired me

>>36741864
kek

>>36742020
10/10 I'd fuck your goose drawing, good sir.

>>36740086
How do I into goose mode?

>>36741864
NO. NO FUCKING GEESE! Even if it does activate them!

>>36741864

no pls noonono

>>36742097
>>36740582
Is this achievable natty?

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>mfw picturing a swole as fuark mutantmeatbruh chasing a goose around an open field

>theproteingooseisloose.jpg

>FUARK SOMEONE HELP ME CATCH THESE GAINZ

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>>36741852
I have, but I doubt whatever variety I've eaten has been Canadian Goose.

>>36743206
>the other goose in the background watching it all go down

These fuckers are absolutely savage

>>36740086
A friend of mine ate one of those once, he said it the meat was tough as fuck even after several hours of cooking and totally not worth the effort taste wise

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>>36742614

>>36742020
needs more cock.

How much protein is in a Swan?

Swans are bigger cunts then Geese especially the black ones.

I imagine they'd be a good 100g

>>36743631
Swans are beautiful but even bigger assholes