/fit/ things you're pretty sure only you do

after several unintended farts while squatting I sit on the toilet for at least 10 minutes before every squat session to make sure I release all the built up gas.

Edge before I work out to "increase my active test levels"

Reward myself with a warm Epson salt bath and edge to lesbionic wrestling/fuch matches with a blunt until the water gets cold after lifting

>tfw home gym master race
>shit, make coffee and prepare food in between sets

>>36702470
This. I basically dp house hold chores in between sets. Except for dishes because is will fuck up my skin

>>36702296
Instructions unclear.

Douche stuck in b*tthole.

Please advise.

>>36702506
These reddit tier posts are everwhere now what the fuck

>>36702521
Lmao non-normie detected.

This is our site now bucko. So better buckle up and enjoy the ride princess, cause you're in the jungle now.

>>36702561
You, I like you.

>>36702410
epic

>>36702944
My routine really has me motivated to lift erry day

>>36703125
Instructions unclear.
Epson salt in butt.
Blunt ash in tub.
Lesbians have pinned me down.
Please advise.

>>36703201
Top kek

>>36702410

This in all serious sounds great

>>36703201
>2016
>not filling butt up with bath salts for max gainz

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>>36703300
Fucking lel I just spat gummy bears all over my keyboard. This is why I keep coming back to /fit/.

>>36702585
Upboated xD
-le fedora meme beam master 2002

>>36703201
LOL

>>36703201
Someone screencap this

>>36703201
Ha, I'm posting this on r/4chan!

>>36703462
I'm gonna do it first once I get home. Sort by newest in like 30 minutes I'll even give you a shoutout.

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>>36702383
same here

>>36702410
I'm going to steal this post workout routine.

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>>36703489
A word of advice:

Wait a bit until more people post pics of their reaction to the post. That way you can copy them all into one pic with them all surrounding the post.

If you do it right you'll get up to like over 2000. It also greatly depends on the time of day you post it and your audience i.e. U.S. or Europe.

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>>36703201
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>>36702470

how do you manage to stay in the zone this way? i home gym sounds like such a buzzkill.

>>36704254
Not him but for me...podcasts when warming up....high test coon tunes when lifting.

I don't actually have any workout routine. I just go to the gym most weekdays and work out whatever's not sore. On weekends, I do fun stuff for cardio.

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>>36703364
Should have had downvote buttons for april fools

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>>36702296
I have a qt gf of 3 years and I love her more than anything. Before heavy 1RMs I imagine her crying on the set of facial abuse to build very real rage. I tend to 1RM on the verge of tears and end up involuntarily screaming during the rep. It takes a good 5 or 7 minutes to get completely mentally "there." Read about a similar tactic online and it literally increased my DL from a 1 rm of 405 to 425 as soon as I started doing it.

Save it for 1RMs on big compound lifts tho.

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>>36702351
You are not alone. Once I farted on someone's balls while they were trying to (unexpectedly) spot me.

>>36702410
I wasn't aware of anyone else knowing about ultimate surrender, shits test inducing.

>>36703201
Ha!

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>>36704692

If I'm doing 8 reps or more, I count them out loud so I don't lose track.

drag my balls across my log book when I enter a new PR

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>>36702296
>Wake up
>Get stoned as fuck
>Lift while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxU0ytDodeA
>Come home, take shower with my Sugarstar (pic related)
>Put on baggy cutoff meme shirt from my days of being fat
>Drink protein shake, play Destiny

>>36703489
Race traitor

>>36702351
farting in the toilet is always part of getting changed for the gym for me.

I alway blow my nose and clean it thoroughly before the heavy set, my reason is that i want to breath through my nose and not have any obstructions ;/

I flex in the mirror in between my sets.
I sing and "perform" the music im listening to in between sets
I time my rests by subtracting the music's time but I always forget and bs

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I never touch the barbells, dumbells or weights barehanded or use gloves. I use hand towels and washcloths. It's for the grip strength.

I also crossdress at the gym. Nothing too feminine tho. Pic related is pretty standard for me. I'll put on some shorts over the tights to spare everyone my cockprint.

I am not a cross dresser or fantasize about being female, just a huge JoJo fan

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>>36705216
fucking kek

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>>36703282
>>36703300
>>36703321
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>>36703449
>>36703462
>>36703590
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>>36704197
>>36704246

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Posting this on the off chance that these aren't ironic

>>36703201
Fucking lmao

>>36708523
humor is not your strong suit my friend! lol just look at these jokers

>>36704692
actually i do the same, using whatever methods come to mind, but i do take care that i don't work the same muscle group the next day

I count down from 10 for my reps

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>>36704692

I rerack my weights.

>>36710705
YOU BASTARD!!!

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