>deadlift >im still alive

>>36692074
>rows
>not on a boat

>skull crushers
>not even a dent

>bench press
>on a bench

>chin ups
>still sad

>push ups
>actually pushing the earth down

>>36692074
>dumbbell flyes
>not even moving off the ground

>pull ups
>I'm an adult

>good mornings
>not even morning

>leg extensions
>im still a manlet

>>36692074
>sucking dick
>no homo

>standing delt raises
>still minimum wage

>calf raises
>not a farmer

>military press
>still a civilian

> Clean and jerks
> It's all sticky

>had sex with sister
>never done farmer walks

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>>36692173
Fucking kek

>crunches
>completely silent

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>Skullcrushers
>Head still intact

>Decline bench press
>Do it anyway

>good mornings
>had a bad morning

>>36692239
somebody already did that one, get some new material you hack

>>36692074
>chin ups
>still depressed

>preacher curls
>you're in the choir, but hoping for a promotion

>Arnold press
>head doesn't turn to football

>squat
>still a lanklet

>>36692244
this is the king

>>36692144
good1 mate

>>36692300
more like
>squat
>i pay rent

>burpees
>actually fartees

>>36692253
sorry, I didn't see it friend :^)

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>calf raises
>not even a big guy

>>36692074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJscKGDnPS8

>kettlebell zercher squats on a bosu ball
>OP is still a faggot

>crossfit
>still a muslim

>snatch grip
>she still got away

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>Plank
>Wait, where's johnny?

czech em btw

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>>36692370

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>>36692370
>>36692385

>deep swimmers press
>still on land

>>36692185
I don't see the problem

>Power cleans
>house still dirty

>dips
>have no chips

>isolation curls
>crowded gym

>behind the neck press
>not a donkey punch

>lawn mower pulls
>still need new spark plugs

>hack squats
>computer illiterate

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>snatch
>I don't have a gf though

>8 hour arm workout
>still human

>Romanian Deadlifts
>but we're in America

>rack pulls
>I prefer titty squeeze

>>36692368
Underrated keks

>Romanian deadlift
>didn't steal the barbell

>seal rows
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>36692349
i kekd

>do whatever it takes
>give only 5%

>bodybuilding
>gym made of concrete, metal and wood.

>>36692128
Best

>Farmer Walk
>Not a Farmer

>Romanian DeadLift
>no dead Romanians to lift in gym

>hip thrust
>still virgin

>suicide grip
>no more hands

>stair master
>Escalator noob

>Jumping Jacks
>less preworkout supplements

>WOD
>crossfit faggot

>>36692124
>not pressing an actual bench

>Military press
>Still a civilian.

>wrist curls
>fapping in gym locker room

>shoulder shrugs
>I really don't know

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>chest flys
>still on the ground

>incline bench
>still refuses to speak or accept my offer

>lunges
>back off, brah.

>rack pulls
>she pressed charges

>Free Weight Area
>take 'em all

>>36693083
wow

>ass to grass
>no grass in gym -what do?

>tons of reps
>nobody even knows me

>>36693083
kek

>>36692074
>kroc rows
>im a woman now

>10 sets
>still not the biggest gang in the hood

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>all you bro
>confirmed not a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Series 800 Terminator sent by Skynet in 2029 to Los Angeles in 1984 to kill Sarah Connor, the future mother of John Connor, the leader of the future human Resistance.

>clean and jerk
>gotta clean again

>>36694571

10/10

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>>36693083

>zerk squat
>New strat for starcraft?

>Kettle Bell
>still waiting for sound to confirm my tea is ready

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>This thread

>face pulls
>stop it grandma

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>squat
>not a slav

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>power lifting
>not plugged in

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>hack squats
>his password was squats123
>only had full mithril

>weighted dips
>chips keep breaking

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>lunges
>ids only bregfast

>>36692074
>squat
>shit myself

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>French press
>Didn't fail my reps

>>36697039
fug :-DDDD

>>36692199
or
>farmer's walk
>not a farmer

>shadowboxing
>what shadow?!

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>>36693083
Outta nowhere

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>>36693083
Fresh meme, m8

>skip rope
>do it anyway

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>>36692074
>image search by google
>john cena kek
wtf

>spot a bro on bench
>walk across the gym to say hello to him

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>makes post
>gets dubs

>>36698256
FUCK

>Cable Machine
>Have Satillite

>>36692774
haheha

>Juicing
>Drink only milk

>Bridges
>Nothing travels over me

>>36694473
Nice one homie

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>Training
>Car is my mode of transportation

>>36692173
kek'd but i'm 180 cm tho

>>36698890
>Romainian deadlift
>Not banned on /pol/

>>36692278
>>36692253

>>36692348
Nice

>>36694186
ok, I smiled

>>36692348
That's one pointless way to snap your shit up.

>>36694251
i kek'd