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other thread is about kill, why are girls literally retarded? this just showed up on facebook
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>>36691048
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>>36691053
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A 115 lb child would be picked on relentlessly. That bitch is so delusional.
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>>36691048
I'm 130 down from 159 and I keep going down. I can't fucking wait to be 115. What a stupid bitch..
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>>36691048
This looks pretty close if you're lifting a lot and have muscle. A sedentary person at those weights is going to be fat.
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>>36691955
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
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>>36691048

Mfw im under the idea weight at 6'4

Fuck gotta eat.
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>>36691048
>you dont exist as a man if you arebelow 5 ft
>MFW
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>>36691955
no, fucking delete this
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>>36691955

GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE.

Fuck thats dangerous.
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>>36691955
Fuck you. Simply Sara is a saint and her YouTube channel is great.
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>be in english class this morning
>chubby chick in my class sits kinda like next to me
>we talking, usual
>"so i started drinking juice and cut soda out"
>"that's good, yeah i haven't had soda in forever"
>"yeah it's hard hehe"
She had this waterbottle with her wich appeard like fruit juice
>"what kind of fruits did you blend to make that?" I said
>"it's Hawaiian Fruit Punch"

>

I felt sorry for her desu lads, so delusional and shit, oh well
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Reminder that you're not a man if you weight less than 200lbs
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>>36691048
Not about fat, but girls being retarded.

>gf just called crying
>she left her wallet in her purse and left it sitting in the open at a fashion event
>didnt think anyone would take it
>they did
>panicking about how can she even get out of the parking garage
>i tell her calm down, call bank to cancel card, go to hotel desk and explain and ask if they can validate parking, say if not call me and i will come down and bring cash
>she gets mad and says she doesn't need to be rescued
>hangs up on me

>tfw we don't know what we did

Women are a meme you can cum inside.
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>from the cracked article in the other thread

>In other words, a thin person mocking a fat person is no different than a rich person mocking the poor -- it requires willful ignorance about how both of you got that way.

Fuck this world.

Aliens when ?
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>>36691955
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE

I don't want 20% bf
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>>36691955
>>36692019
>>36692061
>>36692121
This is some fucking tumblr reblog for luck bullshit
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>>36692086
You could've told her it's a poor substitute and explained exactly why.

You could've told her if she's serious about her endeavour, you'll take a half hour with her later to explain away the bullshit she believes in that will impede her.

If she would've denied either of the two, then she's a dumb bitch. You could've helped though.
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>>36692092
>women are a meme you can cum inside
I'm putting this on a T-shirt
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>>36691048

Apparently my weight is just right, according to that pic. And yet I feel fat.

I love /fit. It's a great community. But I think I may be obsessed with being skinny - like effay style - more than athletic, just because it's the standard conception of male beauty in society. And I want to look good. My face is already handsome. I just need to get skinnier and keep wearing stylish clothes.
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>>36691933
Rumor has it that she jumped first and this is the after effect
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>>36692163
Let me know how many upvotes you get for it, faggot.
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>>36692158
Not worth it m8
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>>36692176
Same here. I'm exactly at the weight I listed for my height

>mfw I'm trying to lose 10-15lbs to reach my goal
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>>36692086
>Sugar 29 grams

Are women illiterate? Soda and juice very often have the same amount of sugar per can, and that's where all the calories come from. A can of juice to me is the same as a can of coke.
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>>36691955
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
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>>36692225
>5'8
>judging anyone
Topkek m8
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>lost 70lbs
>mom wants to lose weight too
>"how did you do it anon"
>"eat less than you do now and if you can eat a bit healthier"
>"you didnt eat healthier; I saw you getting kebabs all the time"
>"yeah if you can, the most important part is eating LESS, it'll be faster and better for you if you do it healthy tho, do as I say not as I do n shit"
>"oh ok"
>few days pass, nothing much happens
>mom comes back form shopping one day
>"I thought about what you said and I'm gonna start with replacing my snacks with healthy snacks"
>unpacks her groceries
>dried fruit mix
>take the package
>100g
>45g sugar
>"gelee fruits"
>100g
>75g sugar
>"mom this isnt healthy by any stretch"
>"why it's dried fruits and fruit taste"
>throws away her chocolate and chips
>"unhealthy snacks are over"
>she managed ot buy shit with worse nutritients than chips

I give up
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>>36691955
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
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>>36692158

If she's so fucking stupid that she thinks that calories don't matter, then she's beyond salvation. The truth is that she's not serious and doesn't want to lose weight. She just wants to *appear* to want to lose the weight.
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>>36692092
Update:
>calls back sobbing
>it was in her car
Tfw why is she still crying
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>fatties are so butthurt over a small suggestion to get extra exercise in
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>>36692293
What was?
The wallet?
The purse?
Her dignity?
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>>36691955
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
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>>36692309
Your one rep max.
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Is it normal for fat kids to be on moblity scooters lately?
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>>36692294
That obligatory "sexism" tag, just to remind people that no matter what it is, men are raping it.
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>>36692294
Gonna try out the squats n brush and twist and cook

That's a creative way to get active
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>>36692092
Guy raised by his mom and grandma here. Luckily grandma was an old-school Great Depression survivor and a total badass who made sure I turned into a real man, unlike my weak, overly-emotional mother.

Anyway.

She wants you to validate her feelings. She knows what she has to dto but wants to cry like a baby and vent about it. This is how women are. They bitch and vent to each other without ever forming constructive conclusions.This is cathartic to them. Ever listen to women in a single-gender environment? Their entire conversation is about who they hate, what they hate, and how much they hate it.

As a man, your brain is wired to solve problems. Get that shit handled then have a beer and chill with your friends after, maybe a little venting, but that's about it. Men's conversations? Events, ideas, problem-solving, and advice giving.

As much as I love the women in my life, I have to recognize for my own sanity the fundamental difference in how their brains are wired. I listen to her bitch and move on. I only offer advice if it's asked or if the situation is serious enough I take charge and handle it.
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>>36692293
>Tfw why is she still crying
adrenaline. you work yourself up into a froth and the comedown takes a minute.
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>>36692249

My brutha

Pic related is Auschwitz mode according to OP's chart. The white guy is 6'1",160lbs and is what I'm shooting for. Lean, fit, looks great in narrow cut suits. But the chart says he's 24 lbs underweight! To me, he just looks normal.
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>>36692369
Probably because you're a nu-male bitchcuck.
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>>36692276

Don't Americans know about nutrition labels? That's the only thing that matters when it comes to assessing and selecting food, and yet people seem to ignore it.
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>>36692294
To be fair though, those are some pretty stupid fitness 'tips'. Not defending fatties but cmon, what is this shit
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>>36692384
Arnt nutrition labels in metric units even in the US?
Maybe thats why
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>>36692369
Yeah, I'm pretty lean and don't have a lot of mass. But at 6'2 it says I'm nearly 30 pounds under ideal.

I mean some NFL players are 225 at 6'2 but a normal person? No way.
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>>36692377

Lel call me what you want. Call me a cardio king, and Ironman, a Tour de France winner, they're all compliments. I won't miss the love from the Jersey Shore crowd.
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>>36692384
I'm not even murrican which makes the whole thing worse, we (should) know how much a gram of sugar is.

I'm still laughing everytime I remember that the food lobby managed to get a ban on nutrition labels that would've stated sugar in tbs.
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>>36692398

I don't even know if a calorie is technically imperial or metric, and I don't need to know. I just need to know my TDEE and some basic arithmetic and I'm g2g.
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>>36691955
GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
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>>36691955

GET YOUR GENETICS OUT OF MY FRIDGE
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>>36692427
Metric is Joule for energy.

Kcal is by no means imperial though, I think it's just very convenient because of the 2000kcal-a-day for the average normalfag?
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>>36692420

Wow. What country banned using tbsp in labels? That would have helped the retards at least. Seeing 25 tbsp of sugar on a can of coke is the shocking wake-up call people need.

The food industry really is the enemy.
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>>36692446

I think you're right. Yet apparently normal people still can't get into it.
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>>36692447
this was in merrica.

I think it was your health department that brought forth the idea, to have sugar listed as tbs on labels and the food lobby threw such a gigantic shitfit that the bill didnt pass.

So now sugar is still in grams on american nutrition labels and the average murrican has no idea how much 1 gram of sugar is.
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>>36692294

Is this poster supposed to be serious? Please say it's satire. Please say that society isn't truly this far gone .
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>>36691048

I'm 6"3 and I'd be fat as fuck at 88.9kg - in fact, I'm fat as fuck at 85kg. Even when standards are this low fat people still fail to meet them.
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>>36692463

I'm Canadian, actually. Very interesting history you spelled out. I feel bad for Americans now. The system is designed to keep them ignorant and helpless.
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>>36692487
Which is funny, because the fatties always talk about

>MUH MULTIBILLION DOLLAR DIET INDUSTRY
>MUH DIET INDUSTRY DROPOUT

When putting the diet industry and the food industry on a cake diagram, the diet industry wouldnt be a proper slice, more like loaf of cake.
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>>36691955
Get your genetics outta my fridge!
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>>36692485
Lift more
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>>36692485

The low standards are starting to creep into other industries that were previously protected. Pretty soon, just looking like a casual athlete will make you look like a freak show in bovine America's eyes. Through sheer force of numbers, fatties will define a new "normal". At 6'3", you "should" weigh 120 kgs. God help us.

Pic related. On sale right now. And that's Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition , a mainstream publication for men, not a feminist mag. Small fats are the new "sexy".
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>>36692293
Oh wow. She just shit-tested you hard. She knew exactly where it was, it was just an experiment to see if you would "be supportive of her" or try to fix the problem (somehow this is a bad thing in womens eyes)

Drop that bitch asap.
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>>36692563

People say they're sexy but it doesn't make it true - that picture is not meant for men to be attracted to, it's to placate fat women who refuse to better themselves. I'd be interested in seeing if she has a photoshoot for a couple of pages and the rest are actually attractive women.

Low standards are pretty great for those of us who actually put an effort in. So long as you're not drowning in your own fat you're automatically more desirable than anyone most other people.
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>>36692463

One teaspoon of granulated sugar equals 4 grams of sugar. To put it another way, 16 grams of sugar in a product is equal to about 4 teaspoons of granulated sugar.

http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/sugar-shockers-foods-surprisingly-high-in-sugar
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>>36692263
She doesn't have to wear a shirt to prove that statement
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>>36691048
Why does the weight for males go up 6 pounds per inch?
Most men weigh about 2.5 pounds per inch... Not 6.

There are manlets with super wide and thick bone structures and then lanklets with thin bones and narrow shoulders- frame varies separately from height.
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>>36692620

Women want us to be supportive but not problem solving? Sound easy. Would have saved anon a trip. Just listen to her bleat for five minutes then go back to watching the game.
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>>36692633

Yeah but it also placates fat men who want to feel "sexy" and "normal" themselves. The men may actually begin to internalize the message that small fat = sexy, just as the women already have. I think that's where we're drifting to as a society. In fifteen years, small fats will fill the pages of SISE and American women's mainstream fashion mags.
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>>36692086
>kinda like
>we talking, usual
>wich appeard

You know how I know you're a nigger?
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>>36692785

Im white you dummy. Check yo racism. Shit ain't cool
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>>36692690
For most men, it is anathema to let an easily solved problem go unfixed. That's why women pull this particular shit-test in the first place, they know that 90% of the time, it will result in the man trying to help, thus she gets to act incensed and her daily drama requirement becomes fulfilled.
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>>36692824
I guess I'll never understand women
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>>36692092
Wow, what a bitch
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Get ready for the ASSWINGS Webm set!

>when you trying to download a big ass file
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In the show she proceeded to get all angry and indignant that people were mean to her because she was so fat she blocked the door

>people just treat you like you're not a person boohoo
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>>36692883
Lmfao fuck that's funny
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I wonder what the husband is thinking...
>just wait a few more years
>she dies
>collect life insurance
>me and baby move into a mansion
>Honey want more bacon pizza?
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>>36692929

Hey, she CAN walk! WTF. Why doesn't she ditch the cart and burn some calories?
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You guys ever notice how cars these days are way too small for normal sized people?
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>>36692937
Oh God his face.

>just kill me
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2016: The engineers who should be building the next space shuttle are now working on building a toilet that can handle one of this thing's turds... fuck the future.
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>>36692944

Pig disgusting
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>>36691048
>promoting people on a board that is obsessed with getting swole that they should weigh as much as skellies

>196 at 6'3"
>Not skinny

If you're under 200lbs lean at over 6'1, you need to put on some damn muscle, nigga.
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>>36692929
That's an astonishing shape. I had no idea fat could hold a form so well.
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>>36692092
>>36692293

wow dude your gf sounds like a fucking idiot

> dropped
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>>36692917
yeah but once shes out she can fly
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>>36692959
h i g h t e s t
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>>36692959

Her ass is literally as wide as the bathtub is long.
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I'm 6'1", I feel like I would be skin and bones at 184lb/83.5kg - does anyone have any pictures of what this would look like?
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>>36691048

> tfw 6' 160lb male
> tfw 20lb underweight
> tfw still feel fat

who else /skinnyfat/ here?
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>>36692959
>dat thyroid condition
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>>3669300

pics plz
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>>36692999

I'm that height and weight exactly. I would describe myself as skinny fat
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>>36693026
do you mind posting a picture or something? I'm sitting at obese as fuck 6'1" - 260lbs/118kg so my perception of what that would look like is skewed.
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>>36692959

Is it still alive?
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>>36692972
That's ridiculous- 180 lbs at 6'3" can be jacked
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>>36692999
I'm 6'1" and this is me at about 88kg (weighed on a medical scale) so it's far from skin and bones.
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>>36692158
I know this starts from a good intention anon, but eacting like this will only result in a loss of time for you.

Your time is precious, and you shouldn't give it away, others need to earn it, by proving their dedication for example
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I'm 5'7" with low body fat and decent muscle from lifting and I'm 170. I've dropped to 160 before and I literally look like a sick dying anorexic skeleton. If I dropped to 148 I'm pretty sure I would die. BMI is useless, not everyone has the same body type or frame
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>>36693070
Jesus, thank you Anon. My perception is definitely been skewed by being a fatass. I'm saving this picture for motivation.
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>>36693036

6'1", 184 lbs, skinny fat as hell.
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>>36693057
>>36692972
The proof is here. Jeff was jacked beyond imagination at 6' 180 pounds
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>>36692941
That would require effort. She needs all of her strength to shovel food into her maw.
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>>36693090

I think if you put on more muscle it would look dece af
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>>36692163
I want it embroidered on a pillow
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>>36692058
That gif is pretty funny anon kek.
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>>36692249
>tfw im about 4 lbs under my listed height
>tfw still skinnyfat
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>>36693104

I don't have any muscle at all. I definitely need to add some. I used to be fit, many years ago. Then I got on finasteride. My hormones are a wreck now. Muscles atrophied. I'm a mess.
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>>36692563
If that fat bitch lost some weight, she would be 12/10
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>>36693135
you'll make it, Anon. Just takes time and an assload of effort.
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>>36692972
kill yourself fatty
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>>36692193
keked
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>>36691980
Yea my theory is that the annoying thing is the girl saying that she needs to get taller instead of losing weight. But I don't know its not that bad.
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>>36692937
>Watching the love of your life descend into a unrecognizable mass of pizza grease and lard.
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>>36693146

Thx brah. I just started going back to the gym. I'll get there soon enough.
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>>36693093
He's 5'9" though.
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>>36693158
Nevermind I'm autistic and didn't read the rest
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>>36693159
Mfw
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>>36692814
I'm a nigger and fuck off. I don't want 4chan turning into reddit you fucking spic kike faggot honkey
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>>36693082
Don't save me brah. Here's a dude from bb.com 6'1 and 185lbs
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>>36693189

Yo we talking white boy. Keep yo cracka ass outta it. Gittin all up in my grill wit dat shit nigga fuck you and yo mama! Sheeeeeeeit
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>>36693217
its too late Anon, you've become the first
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>>36693245

Kek
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>>36693217
Jesus christ he's perfect
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>>36693245
Haha, definitely the first pic anyone has ever saved of me. Good luck mate, keep an eye out for my epic cut pix posted in a few months.
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>>36691955
mods are pisssed
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>>36693170
Even so, 6 inches is only an average penis length worth of height, it barely affects your weight.

Height absolutely plays an important role in how we judge people, but it doesn't affect weight or leverages nearly as much as people Tend to assume
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>>36693282
Needs more upper pec work and lats
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>http://wgntv.com/2016/04/07/obese-rescue-dog-fat-vincent-makes-stunning-transformation-in-quest-for-new-owner/
>Animal abuse like this is absolutely heartbreaking. Thankfully, "Fat Vincent" was able to power through and lose weight. Check out his before and after pics in the story.

Oh so now it's abuse, but when you feed your kids burgers and ice cream until they have diabetes, it's HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE. Fuck fatties.
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>>36693070
Hey hey, don't get down on yourself with that file name. You have a solid base there and if you cut you'd look killer.
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>>36691053

Haha Green, you can tell just from the 10x10 pixel thumbnail that she's fat
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>>36693285
The only pictures I know people have saved of me are some pictures of me with my underwear in my mouth because there was a thread about it on /b/ and I thought id help out a few pervs
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>>36693400
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>>36692959
What episode of My 600lb Life is asswings from? I need to watch it.

How can getting to the point that your ass can be used as shelving not enough to make someone go "maybe I should make better choices".
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>>36693285
That pic reminds me of that fucked up video where that woman..well..transexual man I guess was having a breakdown and hittingherself on the head over and over then her dog came over stood on it's hind legs and stopped her from hitting herself and licked her in the face.
She then broke down and started hugging the dog and crying bitterly.
..
I get the feeling that the person just needed to get hate fucked hard and held.

Found out that a few months ago that neighbors called the cops on them for a disturbance. Not the first time.
They shot them dead and claimed that they had a gun. It was their house keys.
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>>36693178
God her face is even worse in movement.

If she manages to live for another five years her face fat will have completely covered her eyes.
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>>36693400
>being fat =/= being unhealthy

Same logic as saying smoking is healthy because you don't have cancer yet.
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>>36693416
What I've always wondered
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>>36693400
>I love being fat because I don't have to take care of myself
>I'm currently healthy but, if I fall ill, then maybe I'll care, maybe I won't. Whatever.

Right, so fatties dont care for themselves. And we're supposed to respect that?
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>>36693400
>I listen to my body and do what it wants
I can pretty much guarantee your body doesn't want to struggle going up stairs. They're so delusional.

>select all the food
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>>36693417
Holy shit it's true.

That's fucked.

But
>aspergers
>transgender
>Arizona

Although it was apparently a call about a suicide tempt and shme came at them with a knife.

What better way to prevent a suicide then by killing the person, good job Arizona law enforcement.
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>>36693408
>shameless, desperate men = confident men

I gotta admit, it takes courage to publicly date a fatty. But if you're that desperate as a man, is it really courage? Isn't it more like resignation? Settling? Either way, the fatty's not being complimented.
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>>36693416

They're mentally ill, I think. They have to be to get that big . They're self-harmers of a different stripe
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>>36693417
>cops shot them dead and claimed that they had a gun. It was their house keys.

Murica
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>>36693178
Is she washing down that meal with Fabuloso?
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>>36691048
>I'm 6 foot 2 and weigh 70 kg
>I need to put on 16kg
bloody hell.
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>>36691048
>why are girls retarded
they spend their entire lives being pandered to. Everybody tells them they're perfect. Men bend over backwards to gain the approval of women, so they constantly tell any retarded woman that she's a genius. Nobody wants to tell a woman she's wrong, because that's sexist.
So the feminist movement have gone out of control, and women can be as dumb as they want and won't get called out on it. Which encourages them to get dumber
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>>36693301
to be QUITE fair those kinds of images have become straight up cancer, derailing threads whether on topic or not, which defeats the purpose- in a perfect world they'd only be posted in trash threads that would then be shitposted into oblivion, but instead epick meemers post them in normal threads and droves of retards reply for no good reason
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>>36693442
Found it, it's Dottie Perkins story. Amazingly when searching "My 600 lb Life ass wings" there was more than one episode fitting that description.

>>36693517
Oh without a doubt it's rooted in mental illness. It's their crutch, their comfort, it's all they have.

Every episode when they get in to telling their story it's almost always: some type of trauma (physically, mental, emotional), then food was their comfort.

Yeah it's bad, and shit like HAES are just advocating it.

Honestly it would be no different in there was an activist group encouraging schizophrenics not to take anti-psychotics and listen to their hallucinations or people with OCD to do all their rituals no matter how ludicrous it gets.
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>>36691933
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>>36693558
>droves of retards reply for no good

Dude meme magic is real
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>>36692463

Aren't they overhauling nutrition labels this year? I heard a bunch about it on the radio a few months ago but nothing since. They were saying under the new rules the "daily recommended" amount of sugar was going down to 20 grams, which would make a 12oz can of Coke over 200% of your daily intake.
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>>36693579
It's like when snakes eat a meal, they're way to exhausted for any strenuous physical exertion, she would've puked that girl right back up.
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>>36693579

Fatties can't even jump a foot? Really?
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>>36693586
20 grams is a bit harsh. One bowl of fruit and a glass of milk would hit it.
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>>36693613
If it's true, maybe the point is to get people to consume more complex carbohydrates instead of sugars?
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>>36692338
No and honestly that's the first fat kid I've ever seen posted on this board riding a scooty puff jr.
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>>36692959
Holy fucking shit, two minutes into Ass Wings episode of my 600 lb Life and it's just one body blow to the next.

>she could take flight with those wings
>she has two son 1 year old and 12 year old who has extreme cerebral palsy
>fuckin fireman carries her totally brain dead kid from his bed to the couch

Her sister though, pretty damn hot and some big ol' titties.
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>>36692785
Real anon here, I'm Mexican
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>>36692089
Lard ass detected. Man the harpoons!
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>>36692092
Oh god. I'd struggle to not tell her off. She's downright being rude to you. Don't accept that. You should have told her that if she calls you, freaking out, looking for help and she ridicules you for trying to help. Just don't call in the first place.
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>>36692294
Twists? Twists... TWISTS? What the fuck are twists? Are you fucking kidding me? What is this shit? Some kind of North Korean sabotage?
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>>36692937
>a large pizza and a tray of brownies
>"I've tried everything to lose weight"
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>>36692620
Nah, we're past shit test stage.
She freaks out and i support her while being rational.

She's much younger than me and a bit immature. Dat ass tho
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>>36693884
You turn your upper body left and right as shown on the image, are you retarded or something
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>>36692294
Shit depth on that squat there lady. Remember, half reps = half results.
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>>36692977
Well yeah, she's female
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>>36693961
>ass to tile, C'MON!
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Whether you may be driving in your washed-out jalopies, plateauing on your gains, breaking your diets, or struggling with your relationships, you will never as much of a pitiful life as an obese food reviewer. Pat yourselves on the back everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg-auPwkucQ&nohtml5=False
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>>36693265
>She comin'
Topest of keks.
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>>36691048
>5'11"
>175lb
>11% BF

What the fuck, I have a lot of muscle, what the hell would I look like at 172lb with no muscle??
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>>36691160
Neil needs to lose weight.

He's kind of fat.
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>>36691048
>6'2"
>190 pounds
how long to put on, let's say, 34 pounds of muscle?
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>>36693833
She wasn't mad at me, just at herself.
She did apologize later.

She doesn't really handle stress particularly well. Hopefully she will grow up a bit after college. I know i did.
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>>36694203
About 2 years on test base dbol and tren.
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>>36693189
>I'm a nigger and fuck off. I don't want 4chan turning into reddit you fucking spic kike faggot honkey
at least it isn't full tard-mode yet dude. fight the good fight
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>>36692294
Believe it or not I couldn't do a pistol squat until I started brushing my teeth on one foot for balance gains - that's a good tip.
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>>36692294
This would only burn like 30 calories to be fair.
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>>36692358
It's a little harsh, but here.
"That was when I realized that women are emotion-based beings. “Once a thing is seen, it can't be unseen.” I gave a couple of more tries at relationships after that (a year-and-a-half and three-and-a-half years respectively) but it was really like solving a “brain teaser” after someone has given you the answer. You know – one of those puzzles where you are supposed to “make three triangles by connecting the dots using only seven lines” (or whatever). It can drive you insane for a month, but if you look in the back of the book, or if someone shows you how it's solved or you figure it out on your own, there is little entertainment value to be had in endlessly drawing those same seven lines to make those same three triangles."
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>>36692092
If she didn't need rescued then why the fuck did she call you??
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>>36693949
Whats the age diff, homes?
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>>36694199
Yes, but he knows is because he is consuming more calories than the calories he is burning.
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>>36694456
29 for me, 21 for her.
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>>36692937
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>>36692225
Underrated post
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>>36691160
So retarded
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>>36692999
wtf man I was skinnyfat at 6'5 170... i literally had a gut at 170.
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>>36693217
Damn he looks like an above average lifter in terms of strength and has got some decent aesthetics looks natty too. What a balla I hope I can be this balla.
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>>36692883
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>>36692263
Is this photoshopped? If so (obvious yes), how much?
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>>36692397
Lmao it's obviously satire for people who's "haven't got time to exercise". You must be quite the idiot autist to not catch that
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>>36694632

>is it photoshopped

no

t. fatty fapper/ fucker
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>>36692338
me and my fit friend used to always get stoned and take those things around the market, the looks on fatties faces when they realize their "needed" scooter is being used by two in shape guys was awesome
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>>36692163
>tfw no north korean gf
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>>36694659
Stop ruining thick threads on the porn boards with your 400 lbs. fetish, some of us just want ~130-200 lbs. you fucking queer
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>>36691048
2 pounds from my ideal weight (194lbs) according to that chart. I have around 12% bodyfat. Ideally I would like to be 200 lbs with 8% body fat.

Can tren ace and test prop get me from 192lbs 12%bf to 200lbs 8%bf in a month (although the cycle would be longer, probably 6 or 8 weeks)?
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>>36694707

Calm down and stop projecting aspie.
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>>36693400
>>36693408
i'm glad someone took time and fixed the neck to be more realistic
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>>36692530
my food cost goes way down whenever im on a strickt diet
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>>36694836
>5X
Holy shit, I never realized that was a thing.
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>>36691048
that scales tarded
would put me at 5,7% BF
seems like somone took the low end of the ideal weight range and put in the chart like a turd
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>>36694086
These videos make me never want to eat again.
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>>36694492
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>>36692563
Would fuck desu
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You want to know how bad it is out there?
Read the image.
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>>36694929
Glad i married a chinese then
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>>36691048

I'm not fond of stats like this. Like there is only one 'ideal weight'. They should show the range of weight that is still healthy at that height. Like you're suddenly unhealthy when you're 82 kg at 6'0 instead of 80.7. Shit like this makes normies do really dumb things.
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>>36694929
Am I reading this right? The average woman's waist size is 37 inches? Jesus fucking christ there is something wrong when I beat a woman's waist size by 7 inches.
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>>36694954
Same here..lol. Taiwanese, FTW.
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>>36695043

Women. Women have changed.
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>>36694184
Pic pls
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>>36694660
Lmao sounds like totally something I would do
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>>36695162

And just claim some invisible disease.

>I have fibromyalgia I need this!
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>>36695205
>this princess wears running shoes
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Well.. at least they are trying. But it is mesmerizing to stare at.
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>tfw reading this thread after cheating on my cut today

I feel so horrible right now.
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>>36695299
Irrelevant in the long term.
Just get back on the horse.
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>>36695205
I know a girl with that. She ain't fat though and works hard to mitigate its effects. Sounds like a real shitty thing to have desu.
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>>36695330

It's a mystery thing because it isn't one thing. It's just "undetermined localized pain". That's why there's no real good treatment for it.
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>>36694872
The deliver company I work for hired I guy and he needed a 6xl coat. He quit before it arrived in the mail.
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>Cousin's wife obese piglet
>unfortunately on FB all the time ranting about her weight issues
>She posts that she is going for stomach stapling
>300+ thumbs up and congrats on FB
>4 months later posts her skinny pics
>"Thank you all for your encouragement it was very difficult, and I cried allot, and sacrificed allot, but with your support I made it! Woohoo!"
>unfollowed, life improved dramatically
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>>36695355

It's a big world. The first day at my current job I saw one of these at a desk of a coworker. I looked at it for like 5 minutes just admiring the engineering.
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>>36695205
>The disney girls face
Kek
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>>36695374

That's the face of a pro. Face characters can't break character.

>tfw no Gaston boyfriend
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>>36695044
Mah nigga noice dubs as well
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>>36695380

>you will never lift like Gaston
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>>36695380
reminds me of this guy
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>>36695380
> will never make gains like gaston
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>>36694086
>food reviewer
What fresh hell is this?

Christ the one kid eating the "anytizers" looks like he just slathered a can of motor oil on his hair.
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>>36695405
>tfw not roughly the size of a barge
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>>36693265
niggers are so based
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>>36695392
>>36695394
>>36695405

NOOOOO OOOOOOONNNNEEEES

DROLE LIKE GASTON
IS MAD SWOLE LIKE GASTON
NO ONE FITS HIS ASSIGNED GENDER ROLE LIKE GASTON

I'm especially fond of the PAAAAAAAAAAATRIARCHY
My what a guy that Gaston!
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>>36695367
whats allot?
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>>36691543
You forget to Americans, 17 years 11 months is still a child. They can't even treat someone 20 years 11 months old like an adult.
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>>36695426
Video poster here.

It's a stupid meme on YouTube where people will review (almost always) processed food. Almost all reviewers I've seen so far are total hamplanets.

It's sickening to think that eating processed food and offering your (biased) opinion is consdiered a legitimate hobby. The food is too unhealthy to be nutrition based and too common to be classy as if a connoisseur would eat it.
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>>36695370
Its a shame really I'm a recovering fatty myself and I tried to talk to him about it but... he just didn't care I guess.

Pic kinda related its my empty gym at 2 am
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>>36693317
So unbelievably categorically wrong. Weight increases at the cube of height dumbass.
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>>36695466

Well lifting weights sideways I imagine is hard.
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>>36693579
She.. She ate one of them..
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>>36695514
Ho Lee Shiet.

I wonder what her definition of obese would look like?
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>>36693579
>>36695550

Seeing these two pics side by side. This would be the moment I kill myself. When I realize I can't JUMP for joy because of a wedding.

9mm of aspirin is the only cure then.
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>>36695106
Women. Women never change. Or do they? The women have changed. Did they? The answer is "no". Unless it is "yes". No, of course! They are women after all. Yes! No! Yes?
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>>36695478
Only if you're pleb
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>>36695280
This is from a fetish video.
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>>36695514
I feel like at least one person's obligated to say this whenever that picture is posted.

>thin
>>
>be me cashier at Walmart on midnights
>bitch comes up talking on her phone
>by talking I mean yelling
>I'm not fit yet I'm skinny fat 176 and 6 foot tall
>lady is probably 5foot6 180
>has frozen White Castle sliders and potato chips
>yelling at who ever on the phone that she can eat 2 sliders and some potato chips and be at 60 carbs for the day
>"No it says 48g carbs for 2 sliders you fucking idiot" says this to person on phone

Why are people fucking retarted and think if they eat little carbs they'll lose weight? All about them calories
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>>36695717

Fad diets. But even Atkins says that for Stage 1 you need to be under 20 carbs per day.

It's technically a crash diet to start but if it gets people reading nutrition labels and counting shit then so be it.
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>>36695717
oh, is it low proteins then?
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>>36691048
>>36691053
>>36691067
The fuck, where did you get my sisters facebook?
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>>36695667

Is that park closed? That opening looks too small for anyone to get through, and it doesn't make sense to have an opening that everyone has to go sideways through, thats illogical and a waste of material
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>>36693178
>40% more
Someone's bulkin on a budget.
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Then the other day I was at another store getting some food and 2 whales were walking and the one says oh can you eat tomatoes on your diet and she says "no" and grabs a loaf of bread
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>>36692294
Why the fuck does she keep saying citizen? Does she think this is 1984 or something? Is that why the anarchism tag is there? Is this even a woman's post or just a very sad man?

So many questions, so few answers

>>36692941
Because when you get to that size everything is pain. Walking is pain, standing up is pain, moving is pain, waking up is pain, just being alive is pain.

She wouldn't be able to walk through the store to buy her groceries even if she were buying a reasonable amount. Even if her muscles and joints would support her, she would give up becuase her body would be screaming electric torture into her brain telling her to stop because it knows that something is fundamentally wrong with her and it thinks the best thing to do is stop and wait for the pain to stop.

You think people like that have the willpower to overcome something like that? Fuck no, they don't even have the willpower to stop eating. Even then it probably would be a bad idea because she weighs so much there's a very good chance that she might fall and hurt herself. At that size there's a huge chance you'll break bones when you fall.

The best thing someone like that can do is to go home and pretty much just sleep it off. Think of it like having a bad case of the flu, just lie in bed and only eat enough so that you can sleep while you wait for your body to burn off some of the fat just by your basic metabolic processes.
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>>36694989
>Eating pierogi's.
>See this image.
>Can't eat anymore.

Muh macros...
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>>36695775
>Why the fuck does she keep saying citizen? Does she think this is 1984 or something?

Why did you answer your own question?
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>>36691048
fuck off with your facebook shit fuckin normie faggot
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>Hey anon, I heard coffee is good for weight loss
>Get one with me after work?
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>>36693400
>Says shes fat
>But she eats lots of vegetables and drinks tea

Then you wouldn't be fat ya fuckin goober. I fucking hate how these fat people always claim they eat SO many vegetables.

VEGETABLES DON'T MAKE YOU SKINNY, PORTION CONTROL DOES. WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING HOME FROM WORK, DON'T STOP AT THAT FUCKING MCDONALDS AND ORDER TWO ADULT MEALS AND PRETENDING THE OTHER IS FOR YOUR "BOYFRIEND".
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>>36695478
Squats become benches, diddlies become rows, and benches become the press in this magical gym
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>>36692158
fucking whiteknight.
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>>36695514
>cutting
>gains weight
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>>36692294
Their message may be retarded but you gotta admit that's actually funny.

>pick up that bar, citizen
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>>36694086
>thinking joeysworldtour is cringe
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>>36695842

The enemy cannot EAT MORE, if you disable his hand!

>Do you want to know more?
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>>36695280
Good bye knees.
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>>36692785
This fat bitch had a vacation home and has the fucking audacity to say that she's oppressed because of the size of her tub????

Bitch I'd love a shower with more than 2 mins of hot water fuck outta here with that bullshit
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>>36693533
>FICKI FICKI
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>>36693417
That poor doggie.. I really hope he found a good home after that.

>captcha: select all trucks
>shows me mobility scooters
>mfw I select scooters
>mfw I have to do it again
Worth it.
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>>36692999
I'm somewhere between 6' and 6'1" and I weigh roughly 175lbs right now. The only places on my body that could be even remotely be described as skin and bones would be my shoulders/upper back area, which is more or less a given, and the portion of my ribcage between my pectorals and my abdominals.

Everything else is covered in either muscle or fat. Usually some combination of the two.

I also have a broad build with a large chest/torso, not to mention the fact that I still have some loose skin from when I was heavier. All that means that that if I'm not skin and bones at 175 then then you certianly won't be at 185.

So don't worry about it, senpai.

On a somewhat related note
>tfw when you look at yourself in the mirror and finally see that you've made progress
>tfw you slowly start to realize that you might be a prime example of wasted genetics

Does anyone else know this feel?
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>>36695853
>desire to know more intensifies
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>>36694586
I appreciate the OC and creativeness. 4/10 still made me laugh.
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>>36695370
I'm european so for a long, LONG time I thought those were photoshopped to mock fatties every time I saw them on the internet.

And then I saw a hamplanet using one of those in a random youtube video and my sides reached the fucking moon.
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>>36692999
Considering ZYZZ was 100kg at peak, that would be pretty swole.
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>>36692294
>doing leg-lifts
is that fatty thinking that moving your leg is now considered a workout exercise?
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>>36695751
It probably is, but...
>implying there aren't people who legitimatley hate fat people
>implying there aren't people who legitimately hate fat people and will go out of their way to make things inconvenient for them
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>>36695751
My guess is just the people who put that in place mismarked where it was supposed to go and were too lazy to fucking deal with it so they left it. That's almost always the answer anyway.
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>>36694431

Sometimes women just want attention and sympathy and they look to excuses to get it. I don't know why. they just do it.
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>>36696015
>I don't know why.
Oh my god. Shut your fucking mouth. I can usually keep my mouth shut about this, but this is too much.
>Sometimes women just want >positive things to have
>I don't know why

People on here really think women are aliens, don't they?
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>>36694636

Different anon, but when shit like pic related happens in all seriousness, I'm no longer really sure what's satire and what isn't. This culture's standards just get lower and lower
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>>36694929

5'3" 166 lbs. That's disgusting. I'd the average American women really this big?
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>>36695808
>double cream wet dream
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>>36695342
It's more specific than that (there are patterns in when and where the pain presents), but yeah it almost definitely has more than one underlying cause.
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>>36692263
She looks like that looney tunes where someone swallows an umbrella and then opens it after its inside
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>>36695044
>>36694954

Good call. East Asian women stay slender, don't age.
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>>36696033

If a male acted that way, the way the female did in anon's story, then he would have been regarded as mentally ill, no joke. And he'd lose friends instantly. Liking attention is human. But being hysterical, fabricating crises, berating those who would assist, and psychologically manipulating and testing others, well, that's strictly a female thing. So yes, they're aliens. Probably worse.
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>>36691048
>be 5' 8" male
>be 75 lbs over ideal body weight

If I weighed 154 lbs I wouldn't be pulling a four plate dead for reps.

So fuck that chart.
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>>36692225
>mo're
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>>36696059
Averages for height and weight presented together are misleading because height and weight are not directly proportional

For example, if you have a theoretical man who is 3' tall, and another man who is 6' tall, and they both have the exact same build and body type, then the 6' man would be several times larger than the 3' man because his volume would be several times larger.

Even looking at the OP picture you can see this. a 6' man is only 20% taller than a 5' man, but his "ideal" weight is nearly double. Anyone who conflates aggregated heights and weights with direct proportions is either pants on head retarded or intentionally trying to mislead people.

If you look at the CDC data itself, you can see that they don't bother to try to collate that properly either, they just present both stats raw and expect people to think that the numbers are just going to work together. It's things like this that give organizations like the CDC and the WHO bad reputations to people who actually pay close attention to data.

tl;dr
On average women in america are going to be approximately 5'3" and 166 lbs, however that does not mean that a typical American woman who is 5'3" is going to be 166lbs nor does it mean that that a typical American woman who is 166lbs is going to be 6'3"
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>>36695667
damit thats not a gate
THE PARKS CLOSED
due to aids
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>>36696165
Forgot, you can look at the data presented here and consider how stupidly it's presented.
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/body-measurements.htm
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/series/sr_11/sr11_252.pdf
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>>36691048
fatties cant spelunk
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>>36695962
I wouldnt take that image to seriously
since Iwhoever made it seems to think brushing your teeth is a good time to work out
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>>36696166
oh my god, the habbo hotel memories
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>>36695667
Husky
>walked DAILY!
>or even...TWICE A DAY!
>in order to stay active.
Jesus fucking christ how I hate those dat fucks
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>>36696209
Funny thing is that huskies need to be walked about three times a day. Kid in my neighborhood when i grew up had two and they we're walking them constantly.
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>>36692294
I somtimes saunter(walk like a fag)
and walk in a borderline dancing matter throuoght the days(i like to and im to autistic to care) probaly burn more calories that way then this workout wich is least three times as tarded as I am
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>>36696246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOyF4hR5GoE
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>>36692092
>Women are a meme you can cum inside.
ohhhhmy fuck
my sides are in orbit
top kek
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>>36692293

you should have told her to go fuck herself and hung up on her
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>>36692563
8/10
would bang
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>best friend is an obnoxious foodie hipster
>he drives me insane, but I've known him for nearly 20 years, he's like a brother to me
>posts screenshot of his Fitbit
>17,002 steps
>11.85 km
>2,441 calories burned
>well, good for you, mate that's fantast-
>next photo in the upload is a cheeky Nandos (not already half-eaten for once, which is a nice change)
>half chicken
>large fries
>plus chicken salt
>2 bread rolls and butter
>600ml iced tea
>not a green vegetable in sight
>"I totally earned this. Just sayin'..."
>I do the math
>comes in at around 2699 calories
>he burned 2 and a half thousand calories, which is fucking unreal
>then proceeds to not only undo his progress, but also GAINS 250 extra calories in the process
>and that's only the food I KNOW about
>he probably ate half of his doormat partner's food as well
>mfw
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>>36693533
is that the same girl with different hairstyles?
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>>36696174
That is literally my fucking nightmare. I'm fucking terrified of getting trapped underground.
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>>36696033
Having someones sympathy is not a good thing anon......
Unless you're a fuckin pussy.
And attention whoring is just plain retarded.
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>>36696419
you're an idiot.
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>>36696033

Not him, but it's true, bro. My wife does that shit all the time. She and her friends love to complain about shit, but they never problem solve. My wife will problem solve if she has no choice, but she will still complain. A good example is when our son gets upset, she will panic and complain. But if it's just me and him, I find out what the problem is, fix and/or mitigate the issue, and go back to whatever. She always asks why we're so calm and relaxed whenever she comes home.
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>>36693245

>didn't say no homo
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>>36696383
>>36696174
THIS HOLE IS MINE
IT WAS MADE FOR ME
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>>36696421
If I have an issue, and I come to someone else with said issue, I don't want that persons sympathy, I want their help.
Could give a fuck less if you feel bad for me, are you willing to help me.
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>>36695432
Top kek
should be turned this into a full song for a /fit/ sings
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>>36696562
why the fuck would a person help you if they don't sympathize with you? You do realize that sympathy and empathy are the fucking foundations of human interaction, right? I hate people like you.
The idea that emotion and logic aren't equally important is infantile.
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>>36695280
The fatty trying to run will fuck her knees.
Holding the rails burns upto 40% less
Never gonna make it... to 30
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>>36696658
>to 30
um waiter, can i please get get some new sides, this nigger just threw mine into orbit
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>>36696174

I imagine getting stuck down a hole like that to be as bad as drowning.
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>>36696326
Walks 7 miles
Burns 2400 calories


Dues this man weigh 800 pounds?
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>>36695728
It's low calories you illiterate bacon burglar
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>>36695775
>just being alive is pain
same though
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>>36697242
Well it's the 7 miles + however much he normally would have burned just by being alive + he is fat, so it's probably not so far off

>>36696165
good man, battling the dark statistics magic

>select all the images with candy
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>>36692263
Damn, I'm surprised gravity can stop her from dropping off the earth with that girth
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>>36695342
Savage
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>>36692263

Fast food industry alumni.
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>>36695808
None of that crap is coffee, though. That's all sugar water and cream. Black coffee, or maybe coffee with a little half-and-half or whatever is just fine.
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>>36693400
>fat body
>model face
Du fuq
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>>36696326
Foodie Hipster, and eats Nandos
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