Can't go down on a girl

Your mouth itself doesnt have to touch anything other than the girls clit and if that makes you want to vomit maybe you're just gay and don't know it yet?

>>36683849
Stop fucking nasty whores dude, what the fuck? Every single girl I've had sex with had a fantastic looking/smelling vagina.

>>36683849
Anon, there will be things in life that you enjoy doing and things you don't enjoy doing. If the things you don't enjoy doing are not compulsory, don't do them.

OP here, it's not her at all but she is the first girl I've been with so maybe that's it? I really wanna go down but I just feel like I want to throw up?

Eat her ass instead

>>36683933
M8 that's nasty, besides girls don't like that

I've never had any problem diving in down there, so I don't think any advice is going to help you stop gagging. If you don't like it, you don't like it. No shame there. Maybe switch out the pussy for cock and balls?

>>36683997
kek

Maybe you're homosex

>>36683849

Graduate from high school, then try again

>>36683849
you may be gay m8

>>36683965
>besides girls don't like that
Virgin detected.

>>36683965
>girls don't like that

WEWEWEW

Lol thanks guys I'll prob just end up putting maple syrup on it
>as long as it fits in my macros

>>36683849
It's ok opie I'm the same. My first gf had a really stank vagina and now I'm scared to go anywhere near there on any girl.. I promised a girl I'm seeing this weekend I'd give her better head than she's ever had too. Hold me /fit/

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>>36683873
How many girls have you had sex with, and don't lie to me cause I already know the answer.

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It's always a bit "intimidating" the first time but you just need to keep at it.

>>36683849
>psyque

>>36683965
>M8 that's nasty, besides girls don't like that
I'll take virgin for 10 points please

>>36683965
>M8 that's nasty
You should have stopped there.

>>36683965

Virgin: the post

>>36684484
>>36684452
>>36684130
>>36684126

Never had my ass eaten. What's it like for the girl/guy?

And why the honest fuck would she enjoy it???

>>36683925
I had an ex Bf tell me about this sort of situation. He told me he was always so grateful I had clean pretty pussy, but I thought it was just normal to not be nasty. Personally I have a detachable shower head that I use to spray all the nooks and cranny's every time I shower, never had a problem. IMO not havinga detachable showerhead and not cutting your pubes contributes to smelliness since those girl that were nasty had those in common. Also another good natural remedy is to use epsalm salt on the vagina to help clear out anything weird going on with it.

>>36684500
It feels kinky as fuck. I've only had it don't.to me in the shower for.the most part though. My ex did it whenever he got drunk

>>36683965
Have you even tried?

>>36684500
It feels fucking good is why

>>36684500
Because it's sensitive you fucking idiot. Holy shit your virginity is showing.

>>36683997
Lost

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If you can't comfortably tell your partner she needs to clean more thoroughly down there before you will do that, you shouldn't consider eating the puss. Only ever go down on LONG TERM girlfriends

women who fuck a lot of different guys are far more likely to have std's, the rate of "lethal" hpv infection for American women age 20 - 25 is around fifty percent. By lethal hpv i mean the kind that can cause cancers, typically women are given vaccination for such cancers ie cervical, however guys do not. No one likes to talk about it but you can get very unwell from eating pussy

stay safe

Pulled girl from tinder last night, met her for coffee Monday.

Went down on her, just had a slight hint of sweat. Honestly, I love eating hole. But maybe I have just been lucky. Do they genuinely stink some times? Are you sure they're not just fucking minks?

>>36683965
>>36683933
Girls like that

That said I have an immune problem and don't eat ass

>>36683925
>its not her
>first girl ive been with

It's her. You have nobody else to compare her to. So you obviously wouldn't know a good vagina from a bad one.

Yeah, none of them smell "good". Like, you wouldn't want that smell as an air freshener.. But some pussies have a taste/smell that make you want to eat it like no tomorrow. Others are like you described and make you want to get the fuck out and close the door.

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>>36684599
>going down on tinder girls

>>36684619

I know. But I did it anyway.

Then went raw.

Lel

>>36684642

you're the kind of person who absolutely deserves to get syphilis but probably never will

>tfw I haven't had to go down on a girl since early 2015
>tfw every vagina since then has been an improvement anyways so I wouldn't mind

It's like the longest vacation, all because of fwbs' insecurities about that kinda shit.

>>36683849
Cunnilingus is a service act. As a man, why would you be doing it in the first place?

>>36684642
you're the type of person who deserves to be hit with child support for 18 years

>>36684522
>he

>>36684666
Tok kek

>>36684666

Why do you hate me so

>>36683965

Lmao


Girls love it, that and getting their ass fingered while you lick their clit. Smdh it's like you've never made a girl love anal

>>36684054
yeah if you don't enjoy licking pussy youd probably enjoy sucking dick

Don't expect oral if you wont give oral. Also maybe you're not into girls.

>>36684678
It's basically an unspoken agreement that if you go down on her you'll get more BJs.

>>36684775
If you want more BJs, tell her to give you more BJs. I've found that the more dominant you are toward a woman, the more submissive she becomes to you.

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>>36683965
But there's a book and everything

>tfw gf likes getting fingered more than oral
Ahhhhhh yeahhhhh

>>36684536
Anybody have an ass eating infograph?

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>>36683849
I think either your gf needs to go to a doctor, change her diet, or you're just super homo and need to come over to my place tonight to make sure.

>>36684812
This man speaks the truth.

>>36684891
you just suck at oral m8

>>36683925
Yeah it's her breh, sometimes girls just can't tell, I broke it to my gf the first time years ago and she was embarrassed as fuck and mad lel but she fixed the problem, and nowadays I fucking love eating pussy, turns me on and feels good in my mouth

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>>36686348
>suck at oral

How to be good puss eater?

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>>36683965
nigga you gay breh ?

>>36683849
you don't stick your tongue in her vagoo, you give her clit the old natty lickaroo

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>>36684699

Tfw girl don't let me fuck them anal because of my cocks size....

It's an abstract feel

>>36684174

I'd hold you but you dug your own grave. If you're good at fingering tho she'll get so wet she will let you just get inside her

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>>36684642
>Tinder girl
>Then went raw.

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>>36683997

Not even gay but I'd probably enjoy sucking on something I can see in its entirety rather than just playing the odds and flicking my tongue around a moist cavern

>>36688093
bro, Ive got sum bad nuwz

I don't know what kind of girls you guys have been dating but I have never noticed an awful smell or anything on the women I have been going to town on.

>>36684678
Cause you enjoy it?

>>36688093
anon...

>>36683873

this is retarded. The crotch functions like an armpit. except the vagina has a hole in it and is next to the asshole.

To top it off, it's kept under wraps so that dampness from the asshole creeps over to the vag.

Why would you want that in your mouth?

This might seem like a stupid question, but what does eating a girls ass out taste like?

isnt it disgusting?

>>36684509

some girls end up getting a smellier vag if they wash too much. You wash out all the natural oils and acids so your vag over-produces that shit which amplifies the stink.

I honestly think it would be amazing, but only if the girl was a virgin. I would never eat out a nonvirgin. You're literally licking out another man's old sextoy.

>>36689396
If they know how hygiene works, it tastes vaguely musty at worst. Usually tastes like nothing though, like tonguing a circle you make with your fingers.

>>36684500
Because it's kinky and it feels good, you fucking virgin idiot.

>>36689426
so you dont ever actually taste shit or other grossness?

whats the technique you're supposed to use to do it?

Get drunk and give a go.

YOu'll love it

>>36689425

That is such a high school kid mindset.

>>36689224
The thicker the girl the more attention she has to put into cleaning down there. If you mostly date thin girls with little to no chub then you shouldn't have any problems.

>>36689389
You just made me want it more desu senpai

>>36689487
Next time you're 69ing with a girl (lmao >implying), take a whiff, be subtle. That's what it's gonna taste like. If she wipes thoroughly and doesn't have IBS or similar, there should be no poop on the exterior, nor for a couple inches on the interior.

>technique
uh
lick it, brah. Spread the cheeks a bit if you want and run your tongue around the inside of the rim. If she's vegan or you know she enema'd beforehand, feel free to shove it in deep, but I personally wouldn't go that far unless I knew for certain.

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>licking a crusty poopyhole
>or a roastie woastie sloot
NA IM GOOD

>>36689389
I mean I eat ass out too

>not eating ass
>current year

boy oh boy are you missing out

also kek at all you straight man and your precious untouchable boy pussys

IT FEELS FUCKING AMAZING. DO IT. HAVE IT DONE TO YOU,

ONE STINKY DINKY!
TWO STINKY DINKY! AH AH AH

what's wrong with you lads? licking a girl to orgasm is one of the best feelings. dat hot moaning and trembling, fuck. i actually prefer it to blowjobs.

Eating ass is a black guy meme

>>36689425

oh to be 16 again....

>>36683849
>Literally guys I psyque myself up for it but when I get down there i retch?
It's because you like dick.

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Lads its sorta relevant but how can I persuade my girl to do more interesting shit, at the minute it's just head both ways then ficki in the missionary or some other boring position.

>>36689708
I don't like it when they cum and all that shit gets in my mouth...sounds bad because I love nothing more than busting nuts on girls faces lol

>>36684642
hehe i do this too. still clean woo